Realistically, what would I have to post on Cred Forums in order to ensure I get v& and questioned in a dark room by scary dudes?
Do the stories you hear of this happening occur purely because their post was flagged by an algorithm, or does it rely on people reporting it to the authorities?
Is there anything you would be too afraid to post?
When I was a wee underage Cred Forumstard I saw a gif of a baby cable tied to a table and shat on whilst it cried
I guess I wouldn't post that if I had it
Jack Cooper
I'm talking more in terms of pure text. What combination of letters would make you scared to post
Kayden Harris
Was deadpool the one shitting on him?
Zachary Evans
to keep it short and simple you would have to post information convincing people you have commited a serious crime. then someone reports you or moderators see it.
its basic common sense cause and effect.
Jaxon Lewis
Pretty sure posting pepe is a one way ticket to to water boarding and your testicles on a cattle prod
James Brown
this isnt like in the movies where a red alarm goes off or the master computer ai recognizes key phrases and floating green "hacker" letters appear on the screen. You have to post something suspicious enough to prove intent of proof of a crime
Logan Taylor
Shit I doubt any text would get you in trouble People say edgy shit all the time here, not only would it have to be insider knowledge but someone relevant would have to see it. Considering mods only try to van sick images I think text is pretty much impossible for someone who isn't a whistleblower
No, some fairly hairy naked guy
Ayden Anderson
can confirm a fucking leaf stole my dong said he was building an ai gf
Poop babby. The pedo mods always post that one. Fucking disgusting fucks
Jason Price
Information that would lead to hillary's arrest.
Evan Gray
Cred Forums is satire
Lucas Harris
Ask Cred Forums about lexplorer and you'll know what not to write.
Lucas Lopez
I thought it was piss
Levi Martinez
This guy most likely has schizophrenia or is an actor
Caleb Clark
now im curious
James Lewis
FBI + NSA lurk. look around
Kevin White
ayy
Cooper Nelson
Either classified information or a convincing threat.
Ryder Rogers
>dark room by scary dudes A medical report of Clinton dying, or good recordings of Bohemian Grove meetings? Dunno. No one really cares about this shithole.
Christopher Allen
Any threats to national security
Tyler Reyes
Haha what happened to that fucking faggot?
He always popped up in baseball game threads when Cred Forums wasn't shit. I remember one Rays game he got a picture with these midgets.
Kayden Thomas
SB-3 Ghoul info and classified Skyking stuff
Hunter Martin
He is but the point is the guy pretended to have top secret info on area 51 and then the show went of the air.
So in order for what you are asking to happen to you. You will need something that threatens the government.
Nolan Gomez
He called in afterwards exposing himself as a prank call.
You can't hide the truth in the modern age. You can only attempt to subvert it by giving false evidence to counter it. This is why the library of Babylon is allowed to stay.
Robert Wood
i saw what you did there
Carter Wilson
I've got Information that will lead to hillarys arrest. Oh and I love to work out, Ill be at a gym later toodles
Bentley Watson
I remember that story. The stupid cunt posted to Cred Forums. He should have posted to Cred Forums
Asher Harris
That generally make me laugh out loud.
Julian Watson
Also anyone assassinated would only become a martyr. They keep us at bay with the illusion of free speech. Instead of outright removing it they dismiss it as consripiracy theories. They are only mortals with mortal minds. Their only power lies in lies and fear. If the people are in danger they will become brave. If the people are shown the truth they will no longer believe lies. Any attempts to subvert us will only prove us right and more will join us. Then who will fight for them? Who will feed them? The parasite cannot survive without a host.
Jace Parker
I could tell ya, but you'd have to suck my fat cock.
Nolan Miller
They know and they dont give a fuck about you dude you not that important who do you think you are exactly ?
Leo Mitchell
Victory is assured comrades!! Death to the bankers!! Death to the corrupt politicians they buy!! Death to the machine which exploits the worker!! The banks must fall!
Ryan Hernandez
>That generally make me laugh out loud. Nigga...
Dylan Cruz
> 2017 - 1 > not having been v& weekly for the past 10 years for posting rare pepes
newfag
Lincoln Jenkins
Kek dude do you really want to know? first of all know
this
You wanna get V&? Host a pedo ring out in the open you dumb faggot
Ethan Howard
>Implying Cred Forums wouldn't take it as a aussie shitpost
Easton Hernandez
This user knows what's up.
Oliver Davis
You all stay in your respective cages and everything will be just fine .. keep the coin spinning and the Illusion going ..
David Scott
woah is this /x/
Alexander Gutierrez
>asking how to frame someone
Christopher Richardson
>but users dismiss it as fake and gay Kek
Hudson Wood
hillary clinton assassination heil hitler 14/88 pepe right wing death squads gas the kikes race war now alex jones deus vult ddos hack dox nuclear weapons AR-15
Landon Flores
This will be the new normal once Empress Clinton becomes ruler of the Clinton States of America.
Gavin Diaz
If you have something criminal to hide is you fucking trouble dude ..
Ethan Phillips
>When I was a wee underage Cred Forumstard I saw a gif of a baby cable tied to a table and shat on whilst it cried
OH FUCK I SAW THAT GIF TOO. easily the worst thing I ever saw on this site.
Lucas Parker
Why does the "A" seem weighted throughout the entire text?
Carson Flores
He'd definitely have to VPN as an American IP.
Grayson Barnes
Text can't get you v& by itself. You need something to substantiate your claims. And posting some weapons and saying you are going to assassinate the president of the united states will only get you arrested, not questioned.
Repeatedly posting CP, ban evading, and posting more CP while claiming to be part of an "underground pedophile ring" would definitely get you brought in for questioning. Shop in some time stamps for bonus points and a faster response from the FBI.
How many red flags do you think this post set off?
>If you have something criminal to hide u gunna b in truble
I don't, but I don't like the FBI and NSA acting gay and implementing AI that does the job for them, i'd rather they personally read all these shitposts
I'd invite an agent to lunch or some shit if he actually put himself through that
Wyatt Sullivan
Jokes on you user I'm part swedish
Leo Young
>IMG_4628
fuck off attention whore
Cameron Clark
It's an ok show that Plays Wardruna and doesn't afraid
Jaxon Wood
They know all this shit already dude they are over burden and AI facilitate there task by much .. you have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide ..
Ryan Bennett
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Sebastian Wood
> I get v& and questioned in a dark room by scary dudes?
who wouldn't want to be in a scary room with dark dudes?
so tolerant of you
Bentley Powell
I remember a murderer posting corpse pics on Cred Forums a while back of a strangled girl. And the NFL stadium bomb threat guy. And the body is buried at these coordinates guy. I think they all got arrested.
So kill somebody and then timestamp it I guess? Maybe take pics of your pressure cooker bomb. as hypotheticals anyway. Obviously. Don't van me pls
Isaiah Kelly
Glad you Enjoy the show slong
Robert Bailey
That one is always good to post to get rid of normal fags.
loli gaging is also about as effective and legal.
Ryan Turner
It was whistle blowers who alerted them to the posts, not actual FBI monitoring
Justin Cox
>cable Am I a newfag or is this a misspelling of something else?
Luke Adams
lmao
Lucas Morales
Thanks user.
He got 4 years, so he just had his first chance at parole.
Austin Campbell
A little while back some guy joked about shooting up his university, and actually name dropped one of the buildings. He was arrested the next day I think.
When questioned by the FBI, his excuse was that "it's just a meme"
Leo James
Maybe it's a bong thing idk
Ryder Edwards
I vaguely remember this. How stupid is he? More importantly how mad is he right now as he's sitting in prison?
Kevin Cooper
my address
Camden Miller
Cable as in cable-ties
Nicholas Long
If you really hit a home run they just delete it.
Ryder Smith
Saw a guy on Cred Forums post that by accident then proceed to beg the mods not to report him only to have the whole thread full of Cred Forumstards notifying the FBI.
Jeremiah Cook
That was proven hoax. The guy called later & did a repeat of it after saying it was a hoax. Now the satellite being knocked off is interesting. He may have been accidentally saying something close to the truth, enough for the spooks listening to take that measure.
Juan Moore
If you lruk long enough on Cred Forums, there's going to be one faggot who posts a WebM of a pedophilia.
>Tfw I'm so unhinged from REKT threads that it seemed like nothing
Isaiah Foster
Shut up, I matter :'(
Isaac Sanchez
post mean things while in germany
Thomas Cooper
oh i member this
member .js spam?
William Harris
Heaps of anons have been v& for making threats. Don't you remember the football incident?
Charles Russell
And post on their free time just like us.
Carson Reed
You want to do this right now? Let's fucking go.
Death to the jews!
SIEG HEIL VICTORIA
Bentley Murphy
What does this image even do? Call the FBI or some shit?
Henry Price
Ok, now what
Charles Baker
...
Chase Nelson
Just reading this has ruined my night.
Oh well, at least it reminds me why I support torture! Some sick fucks need to die horrible deaths.
Jace Green
>Call the FBI or some shit? That's exactly what it does
Ryder Stewart
...
John Williams
I once saw some dude on /r9k/ say the police paid him a visit after he posted a fake shooting threat to bait for (You)'s.
Don't think they actually arrest people unless they post CP or make bomb threats or some shit.
James Wright
So what does the Longitude and Latitude do? Is this the type of call you would give if real shit is going down? feels weird that'd theyd send anybody for this
Adam James
...
Jace White
my older sister just had a child so this makes me feel extra disgusted. How could anyone harm an infant?
Bentley Young
...
Austin Carter
YEZZIR
Bentley Adams
This
I am not shy on fagbook and post Holocaust denial stuff in Deutsch threads.
I had a new profile messaging me once a week saying "Hallo, wo bist du?"
It was always a girls profile that was easily spotted as a lure. Finally I stopped posting that stuff and the messages stopped too.
Last week I sent a message to one of the profiles in English and the person replied. I told them their laws are retarded and they cannot verdjut me in murrica.
Fuck the FSB
Adrian White
figured if the fbi got a random call of someone saying latitude and longitude they would go there and check it out to see if anything is going on
Connor Wilson
idk. probably just to add legitimacy to the crazy meme while also making the caller sound like a schitzo nutjob
Ian Rivera
>GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
that should do it
Evan Clark
>tfw met James Irwin but never asked about UFOs
Jackson Edwards
Mods?
Owen Ortiz
This and shoveldog are the worst gifs ive seen on Cred Forums
Angel Johnson
She can't be legal.
Logan Rogers
someone got v& for posting sarah palins email details here like a decade ago
and a bunch of the ddosers in the chanology attacks got arrested
Angel Morgan
Also it's harder to get arrested from the internet than people think. There's a reason you hear about it whenever someone is actually arrested because of what they did on the internet.
At worst the police would probably just question you, unless you actually committed a crime of course.