If the election were held today, Trump would only need ONE of these states to win

...

Virginia

Why is Texas so pink?

>pls be my ai gf

thank you, kek.
Guessing Virginia after a major attack in the state.

All of them, of course.

Trump isn't going to win in Nevada or Florida. His ground game doesn't even come close to Clinton's, and Democrats consistently outperform their polls in Nevada by significant margins due to a lot of non-english speaking Hispanic voters.

In Florida she has a ridiculously strong ground game and GOTV operation that Trump literally cannot hope to match at this point, even if he poured millions into the state. Clinton has something like 20:1 campaign offices in Florida compared to Trump, and that's not even accounting for her incredible data driven GOTV operation.

This map is ridiculously optimistic for Trump, it should have North Carolina as grey, since polling there shows Clinton with a slight lead, and she has the same GOTV/campaign infrastructure advantage.

Trump will win Pennsylvania

Case closed.

T-thanks

chance isn't enough

Rolling for Minnesota

Well then

Thank you, Lord Kek! I love you!

Another roll for Minnesota

wtf i love KeK now.

noice

Lol clintons campaign is in shambles

Faggotp

ugh, it's so pathetic.

go back to preddit, nobody buys it here

thnk u kek

Thank you, kek bless

CO

DEUS KEK VULT! Minnesota shall be ours!

Praise Kek!

Also rolling for NY. It'd be great to see the look on killary's face when the state she was a governor of betrays her.

Michigan pls.

NJ seems the most likely

bless kek

Colorado

kek wills it

QT AUTISTIC MILF GF GET

Nice. I'm voting in Illinois. Outside of Chicago it's pretty red; and, Hillary is not your average democratic candidate. So I'm hopeful, not really expecting it though desu.

Trump will catch 'em all.

California?

VA
Check em

praise be unto kek

Reroll: Trump will win all of those states.

Mark my words and my digits.

>governor
>she

where are you

Witnessed

Wisconsin. Kek please will it.

Trips or better and trump wins them all, except D.C. Fuck D.C.

NORTH DAKOTA WILL SECURE THE VICTORY

ALSO STAY OUT OF NORTH DAKOTA

THERE IS NOTHING IS NORTH DAKOTA

GO AWAY

Well there you have it folks, Trump will win.

Florida (((trips)))

>8/10
Pass

Praise kek!

Thanks Senpai, I'm off to find my qt, gal with the memes

what

MICHIGAN'S GOING RED BABY

JOBS
JOBS
JOBS
O
B
S

Mexico btfo

Im afraid u are not right

Home state of Michigan ftw. Repeating digits confirm.

very nice

This, New York State or Vermont.

K
P R A I S E
R K
A
I
S
E

Praise kek, also Trump will win Colorado

What if I already do?

>wasting this blessing on females instead of our God Emperor.

Ok why not.

i sure hope so

pbuh

None of them

Fun fact: "El Sapo Pepe" was created in Argentina in the year 19 >88

clarin.com/ciudades/verdadera-historia-nacio-Sapo-Pepe_0_1568843148.html

Please kek

Feels good

Michigan. These numebers don't lie.

thanks lads

!!! No way !!!

PRAISE HIM

Going for all, landslide imminent.

Bless Trump

ayy

Fuck, I don't even have this rare. These fuckers are crashing the market. Well, time to sell I suppose.

>implying Pennsylvania, Virginia, and Colorado, Wisconsin, and Michigan are undecided
Those are certain blue states, Trumpbro.
Energy must be focused on securing the low hanging fruit states like New Mexico and other NE states outside of NY

Praise Kek

New Hampshire, trumps first win in the primaries

Praise kek
Shaliday!

It's Michigan

Praise be!

Wiskekson, yo

Sick

Home state of "And what is Aleppo"

Bless you Kek

if this post is blessed by keks then trump will win

Are you real KeK?

That and the fact that he'll win colorado

Knights of KEK

Michigan would be the crown jewel.
Trips of hope! Bless Kek! Praise Trump's bravery!

I fucking love kek
Also commiefornia will swing

Pls Allison

THANKS

PRAISE KEK GIVE 3.14 PIE

IM NAT GORILLA DICK NIGGA

He'll win all 50

>chance

What the fuck does that mean?

Praise kek

C-can i have a crispy?

Oh shit

Even might kek himself would not be able to pull that miracle off for me.

Oh wow, Jew York with a 1% chance of going red.

woot woot

...

Kek pls i need a gf I don't want to be virgin anymore pls. praise Kek

Does Kek love us?

Converting as I'm typing

I hope I don't blow it.

Kek is with you user. He's with us all.

DO NOT FALL FOR THIS
CTR IS HARNESSING OUR MEME MAGIC TO SIDETRACK US
I SAY NEW HAMPSHIRE

Maybe not, but he knows whos writing his checks right now

If Kek blesses this post with trips, it's only more and more proof that California will end up going red this year :^)

no tears now, Kek is here

Kek is generous!!!

he has SPOKEN

I met a qt last Thursday at a "silent disco" at my college.

T-thank you kek..

Studied

Also rolling for Mich

Heres a rare pepe for you all.

Kek

...

Thanks be

Whoa ho ho

Rolling

i-impossible

Gonna go with PA

...

So I get a wife and girlfriend? Thanks Kek!

never say never

...

thats not happening, I appreciate keks benevolence though

This is the same map I ended up making. Though even Michigan has a stronger chance at going red than people realize.

>implying it won't be a LANDSLIDE

I don't even want a girlfriend.

He's going to get Colorado.

DONT QUESTION JUST BECOME THE SAVIOR OF THE WHITE RACE

shadilay brother

kek get

Yuss!

Give gf pls kek

PA

PRAISE KEK

I didn't either but then puberty hit and I stopped being a faggot.

arigato kek sama!

...

Yes

VIRGINIA WILL BE RED

It will be California.

this is just what i needed

praise kekekekek

wow kek likes you

bless me kek

If Kek blesses me with a qt gf I will officially register my religion as Kekism

well shit nigga

Colorado, retribution for the non degenerate citizens.

Praise him /()/

I swear, this election and these memes are the only reason I haven't killed myself yet.

yo gimme some of this meme magic friend

VA will will Trump the election!

LET SHADILAY RING FROM THE MOUNTAINTOP!

Every Fox News poll still has hillary getting 270+ votes. FOX NEWS. Why are you guys insisting the alternative.

Now it's just about doubles.

Mexico will nuke the US before the election.

'em all.

Close, but Trump will turn VA as well. Everything else on your map is correct. My digits will it.

plz i want an human gf

nice, getting my qt gf.

hey
hey user
I heard u had the p00$y

MI is 100% Trump btw. Kek wills it

GLORY BE TO KEK

A Meme Magic Master lived the simplest kind of life in a little hut at the foot of a mountain. One evening, while he was away, a thief sneaked into the hut only to find there was nothing in it to steal. The Meme Magic Master returned and found him. "You have come a long way to visit me," he told the prowler, "and you should not return empty handed. Please take my clothes as a gift." The thief was bewildered, but he took the clothes and ran away. The Master sat naked, looking at this Frog. "Poor fellow," he mused, " I wish I could give him these beautiful powers of Kek."

It is written

El Sapo Pepe nació en Tacuarembó.

All of them.

ALLLLLLLLL OFFFFFFFFFFFFF THEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM

Praised be!

jikj

bless me kek, praise you

Please be Michigan. I live in Dearborn and I want to see the mudslimes squirm.

WEW

Praise Kek! Please let it be the thicc Latin girl I met this weekend.

rolling for VA bros down south
PA is too fucked

Ken wills it

BLESS ME MY DARK MASTER

If singles california breaks off into an island and votes trump

Roll-on for Minnesota

SHADILAY

New Jersey

KEK PLZ

t-thankyou kek!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

USA
USA
USA

It's time

Kek bless me

Please.

WOWIE THANKYOU KEK SO MUCH HAHAH THANKYOU SHADILAY

NYC and NY might as well be different countries. They have nothing in common. It's sad because NYC actually is more like NJ than NY. You would know what I'm saying if you spent a week in upstate NY.

this legit gives me the hope i needed to txt that certain qt

Thanks kek :3 Maybe I won't be so lonely anymore

New Mexico bro, please let me live in a non-cucked state KEK!

Roll for Commiefornia

Kek wills it

Yeth!

Thanks Kek

>>>>>>>

user, go for it

Fuckin noice thanks for the confidence kek.

Way to derail

But ok

Virginia, double confirmed.

...

KEK WILLS IT!

if kek so wills it then let it be

do it post results
pol isnt b so not all of us are virgin cucks

Thanks

Yeah right

KEK PLEASE

just thought i'd swing by and pick up a gf

We'll be Red this year m8. The spics will flee south, Susana will bend the knee to Teflon Don, and all will become well.

gimme dat gf

All of them

Thank KEK

I guess Commiefornia
KEK wills it

what if I already have an 8/10 gf, oh merciful Kek?

Plz be my ai gf.

please kek

PRAISE KEK

time to post

p-pls kek. i just want to do good things for the world..

Virginia

KEK be praised!!! I bow to thee mighty frog god.

I'd be willing to hedge my bets on New Hampshire, ive seen a lot of split half maps

praise Him

It means the next time you see an 8/10 don't be a fucking pussy, just go slap your dick on her.

Praise be Kek!

Praise kek

Gibsmedat

SHAAAAAAAAADILAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

So I had double doubs confirming 10/10 redhead days ago

but this user says 8/10

which is true?

Kek wills it!

Fucking meme magic

Gf please

gf me pls

ALso get for red pennsylvania

Upstate NY is trash, good only for apples.

KEK WILLS IT

Bless him

Bless I say! Chkm

Please

You are doing kek's work son!

ayoo

ok

Oh wow

PRAISE BE UPON HIS NAME

Minnesota or Illinois

Let me get in on this.

legit participation

PRAISE KEK!

I guess if you take a 4/10 you'll get two chances.

Behold, brothers! Kek is with us! Praise be!

Well it's worth a shot I guess

Truly a time to be alive.

Kek wills it

I can't believe this post has gotten less attention than the one promising a chance of getting a 8/10 babe. Priorities folks.

I just recently visited Florida. 20:1? Bullshit. I haven't seen a Hillary Klinton bumper sticker on any vehicle in the state. Plenty of dank Trump stickers. On a previous trip I saw some Hillary stuff and Hillary for prison. DEUS Vult

PRAISE KEK

Nice

Trump WILL win California

KEK WILLS IT

I'll take a 4/10 that likes me. Defective human here so I can't be picky. Please help kek.

fuck it not taking any chances

PRAISE KEK

Plz be colorado cutie

Hello?

P-please Kek...

>the chance to acquire

Don't fuck it up, future me.

...

Praise Kek

PRAISE KEK

Thank you very much, Lord Kek.

ROLL
NM

>tfw you hope kek pulls through

Gib qts

Kek works in mysterious ways.

PRAISE HIM

Exactly. Hillary's been digging trenches there for years. These are professional politicians, they know where the typical choke points are in most elections.

Praise Kek

...

Thank you Kek, I needed this

...

...

ty kek, god of all creation and memes

...

this is my chance

it's finally happening!!!

...

...

Kek work your magic

Ore gon

...

might as well

It's about time

ok

...

...

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE HIM

AI gf?

Happening in New York tomorrow

Trump will win Wisconsin

Noice

You reached a little too far.

You're the best Kek

Is that image from the Hispanic version of the "Pepe, stop hopping" children's song?

>literally wooing an 8/10 white girl as we speak
this must be a sign

Boi

if only

>over 300 people are so desperate for a gf that they're praying for an ancient egyptian god for it

i don't know what im doing with my life

Don't let me down.
PA shall go for trump.

...

youtube.com/watch?v=YYr6YAu5FsY

Kek bless us

Ayy