>Dindus find rolling suitcase.
>Has pressure cooker attached to a cell phone inside.
>Take suitcase, leave pressure cooker.
Who does this Cred Forums?
'Who in this world finds a pressure cooker with a phone and just takes the bag?'
Joseph Jones
Mason Wright
>rolling suitcase
MEME MAGIC
Nolan Ortiz
>suitcase bomb
SNUKES
Colton Ramirez
Are you telling me that they LITERALLY stopped a terror attack by STEALING IT?
My sides.
Robert Wilson
Suitcase is either worth more money if trying to sell or more usable to a homeless person if keeping.
Lucas Robinson
A b-bomb?! Let's not jump to conclusions here, Donald!
Jason Gutierrez
the pressure cooker was probably modified all to hell and unusable for resale so they just left it in the trash
Josiah Lopez
Based niggers.
Xavier Moore
They weren't carrying a garbage bag though, they probably mistook it for something people were throwing away because it was right next to the trash.
Garbage pickers are pretty common in the city. I mean, if someone's throwing away a perfectly good suitcase, why not take it?
Owen Myers
>Americans
>Using pressure cookers
Only indians use those anymore.
Jose Rivera
Just wait, the left will hail them as heroes despite they did jack shit but being niggers
Benjamin Nelson
I heard it was homeless who found the bag, took it, then opened it up elsewhere and saw it was a bomb.
Austin Bell
Still man, they should have reported it. They just left it. You think they knew they had deactivated it? They just fucking left it to blow up. Probably thinking it would kill some white people and not their problem.
Samuel Sanchez
We use them to sterilize the growing media of magic mushrooms
Angel Jackson
Idea:
Put homeless to work as bomb sweepers; they do it for free. You put some free food/booze/cigs here and there so they don't get lazy.
Win-win for everyone
Nathaniel Martinez
Don't think nogs know about pressure cooker bombs, they just thought someone left a broken ass cooking kit in the streets and just took the suitcase
Evan Walker
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
You faggots ALL have to thank Jamal and Tyrone now! SAY THANK YOU!
Gavin Morales
SAIVD DA DAY NIGGUH¡
Benjamin Sanchez
>"Ay yo hol up Tyrone you see dat shit nigga?"
>"Wuts dat nigga?"
>"Dat CIA Van just dropped dis bag"
>"Oh sheeiitt nigger gibsmedat. I'ma take this mufuggin bag. Cracka ass faggots. This muh reparations and shit dog"
Zachary Morgan
I use one all the time.
Dominic Brooks
We wuz EOD and shit!!!
Cameron Cox
Our solution to the terror problem must be to send in feral niggers to fuck around with all potential bombs
>give them flashy badges "bom squa gan"
>shiiieeettt
Henry Hill
ONLY IN AMERICA
Owen Johnson
>we was heros an shiet
Xavier Stewart
THOSE NIGGERS ARE PATRIOTS!!!
Aiden Mitchell
We Hurt Locker Now
Matthew Rivera
WTF i'm a thief now
Thomas Moore
Holy shit can I not hate niggers anymore?
Levi Wilson
Kek, based nig nogs saving the day.
Logan Bennett
Lel based niggers
>inb4 BLM unironically cites this as evidence that police should stop investigating "broken windows crimes" or whatever
Easton Nelson
>No you're supposed to disarm it. This isn't CTF
>SHEEEEIIIIIT
Austin Roberts
Holy fuck
Niggers are actually useful for once
Hunter Allen
Actually lol'ed
William Cooper
Reality is stranger than fiction
Joshua Ward
>Niggers unintentionally save lives by being niggers
This is great. How will the MSM spin this?
>They saved the day!
>They did so unwittingly whilst committing a crime
>BLACK LIVES MATTER SHITLORD!
Jack Lopez
isn't that the plot of Bastille Day?
Jeremiah Campbell
Awww SHIT SON!
Now the sand du nuffins will be after the din du nuffins
Levi Powell
AMERICA!
Julian Howard
>Niggers save city through theft.
You can't make this shit up anymore.
Wyatt Peterson
>they find the dindus
>media puts them all over the media
>label them as heros
Shieet nigga was just seein this suitcase and shit rollin down da street right here mayne and told my boy tyrone lets take that shit nigga.
We didn't know it was a bomb, we wuz just doin hood shit yaknowwhatImeannigga?
Camden Martin
WE WUZ COUNTER-TERRORISTS N SHIT
Juan Perez
kek
Tyler Edwards
>the natural instincts of the dindu to steal everything thats not tied down somehow managed to save people for once
William Rivera
I wish they inadvertently set the bomb off tbphwy famigdala
Landon Richardson
>Hitler Rants
>Hitler pointing at strategic places he wants pressure cooker bombs planted in NY
>"Mein fuhrer. Niggers have stolen the bag sir"
>Everyone that wasn't involved in making the bombs leave the room.
>"These fucking niggers they stole my fucking bag who the fuck steals a fucking bag! I paid $70 for that roller bag the Reichs bank is broke till next Tuesday!"
>Hitler takes off glasses, becomes mournful.
>"Fucking coons... my plans are ruined. I just wanted to blow up a few bins. My mother gave me that pressure cooker and that was my only cell phone"
>"I guess we'll try again next week"
Gabriel Wilson
Not bad
Jack Morris
it's kinda like using maggots to cleanse your wounds
James Clark
advanced tricknology can be hard to understand for non engineering inclined minds
Jackson Gonzalez
myc nigga, i give u a B+
Ryan Sanchez
This would be a fucking dark comedy sketch somewhere, yet it is reality.
We must be in fucking hell I swear.
Anthony Reed
underrated
Levi Evans
Where does it say they were dindus?
Still, this is a tier one kek.
Jeremiah Reyes
Dr. Carson worked his miracle through their hands. They became WOKE by Morpheus.
Eli Gonzalez
We are actually living in a comedy show or a sitcom
>Liberals are fascists
>The MSM are blatant liars to the point they constantly make a fool out of themselves nonstop
>A presidential candidate declares war on a cartoon frog
>Niggers save the city unintentionally by stealing parts of a bomb
>The only people fighting for a better future are a bunch of retarded autists at a North Korean macrame forum by spamming memes
Parker Phillips
Trump supporters.
Julian Smith
jajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
But seriously I think it wasn´t theft, because it was left on the street like trash.
Jayden Sanders
They must have known it was a bomb but didn't report it because they think it's snitching or didn't want to get caught stealing
Alexander Gonzalez
they were more like trash pickers
Bentley Bennett
Adrian Anderson
The dindus dindu nuffin unless the nuffin the dindus dindu did sumin?
Justin Ortiz
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