Hillary Phone Banking General

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reeeee

Your mom is an illegal.

what a faggot

gonna do it anyway cause you said i can't

Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't aware fun was illegal

Reupload the deleted vocaroo

vocaroo.com/i/s1MO1bvldRsr

Esp lto illegal aliens like my self. I've been calling for 2 hrs now and listening to TCR. I'm not even a American and I have access to all these retards phone numbers, age ect. So I agree the site is illegal.

DELET THIS

>1 post by this id

filter'd

Is anyone actually getting responses? Nobody is picking up. Also kek my last call.

vocaroo.com/i/s04FxqYHzZMV

who hyped for Kevin James new show starts in 4 minutes

Bastard!

Rule of the Internet: everyone sees their first trap by accident.

>vocaroo.com/i/s1MO1bvldRsr
ALREADY DOWN!
HOLY SHIT THEY'RE QUICK

Convince them to vote for Jill Stein!!

Don't forget to ask women if their husband allows them to vote and ask men if they're "man enough to vote for a woman."

No. I'm getting frustrated.

This one worked for me

Is this a honeypot? Legal or not I can just see this being a CNN headline and Trump being blamed

I agree it's fucking hilarious especially the calls pajeet made but this could go badly.

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You all better be making Hillary Kkklinton look like the racist Nazi that she is.

WHY DID YOU POST ME JARED?

Yes, i accept i'm a retarded shitskin.
I have a question: if you don't have to call anyone, how are you supposed to shill for her?

K E K

....and their second trap 10 seconds later?

how did bern outs manage to do this shit 24/7 back when that kike was running?

Upload to clyp.it since they won't be expecting it. Everyone mirror where you can.

no use Texas it's already down

Why do they need a "hostile" option? Make ya think. Makes you think about the FEMA camps to be more specific.

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the fire rises

Topkek

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It's illegal if people ask to be removed from the phone bank and you call them again.

It is illegal to record if it is not from a "one-party consent" state.
>Virginia Wiretapping Law. Virginia's wiretapping law is a "one-party consent" law. Virginia makes it a crime to intercept or record any "wire, oral, or electronic communication" unless one party to the conversation consents. Virginia Code § 19.2-62.

Claiming to be on her campaign staff may be grounds for libel. You can claim something similar.

Dude, you were supposed to enter 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42 on your phone.

Here's the POST request to make an account on Hillary's phonebank

{"password":"YOUR_PASSWORD","givenName":"YOUR_FIRST_NAME","familyName":" YOUR_LAST_NAME ","state":"NY","zipCode":"12345","email":"[email protected]","tags":{"clientId":"RANDOM-SHIT-GOES-HERE","password-confirm":" YOUR_PASSWORD "}}

HAHA I used to work with this dude in Austin. He is a pimp lil manlet poo in loo. Really great dude actually.

>spend years upon years exposing the jew
>in the end you become the jew

I'm a Bernie Bro!

I now shill for Jill Stein.

:^)

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> Hello
Hey you're voting for Hillary, right?
>I'm undecided
You're black, right? What's there to decide?
>click

Hahahaha.

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Libel doesn't rally exist in the West, hence why Saddam Husein failed to sue the french fro slandering him in the 90s.

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ANSWER ME JARED

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Don't record your call, and don't say anything untrue. What's the big deal?

There's nothing illegal with calling niggers that don't vote for Clinton, an Uncle Tom. First Amendment protection.

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Everyone, just put the reason as "They are feeling the Johnson, bake the damn cake".

Hahah. Nice one user.

I can't get anyone to fucking pick up.

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IM GETTING ANGRY JARED

REMEMBER:
Subtle racism, redpills, etc Just enough to piss them off but not too obvious. Troll subtly
Redstates blue, blue states red, swingstates blue.
When painting results, don't go fill red or blue, do about 80% +/-. Again subtly and less obvious.
Make sure your name and hang up reasons are plausible. The harder they are to separate from "actual" calls, the more valuable they are when they catch on.
Use common sense

Have fun all you banjo lipped faggots.

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good luck yall

yfw prankbanking actually gets you laid

If they let you sign up, and give you the OK, then you ARE in her campaign. You're just doing a terrible job.

That's every interaction I've ever had with a mudshit.

It really wouldn't cost that much money to hire a boiler room of Pajeets to call for 12 hours a day.

vocaroo.com/i/s0a03aIYtRd9

BEST ONE EVER!!! TOP KEKLORD!

WTF is with these names? Is this really Virginia USA?

FUCK YOU CHRISTINE

Making name and age available publicly without permission may make her campaign in violation of privacy laws. An autists law experts? Class action lawsuit?

vocaroo.com/i/s1bTwSaS7Vu2 Holy shit this was the biggest fucking let down.

So are y'all using your real numbers?

are you in a fucking helicopter?

you dont know how bad the enrichment has gotten until you see it first hand

YOU AREN'T JARED

lol ive been explaining trans rights and asking for black jewish votes

vocaroo.com/i/s1tYWepVyBBB

Nigga i'm not even calling them, just waiting a minute or so and putting mostly trump with a few clintonsl

This actually checks out.

It already being down is just proof CTR shills are on here.

WHY?

#CollapsingHillary "rally" 200-300 on a fucking college campus of 16,000 students! LMAO

theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/09/19/several-hundred-turn-out-for-hillary-clinton-in-philadelphia/

Giving the real reason why the callers were hostile is a terrible idea

Tell Cred Forums but don't tell the campaign. It makes it too easy for them to do damage control.

One day, after the wall has been built
and the record has been uncorrected,
After the cis white males are free of guilt
and the savior of America has been elected

The wind will be blowing across the land
a breath of peace and a breath of calm
The people free once more, will stand
our children, ever so innocent, holding our palm

We few and proud are the only who know
the evil that has encompassed the world whole
Fear not my brothers, my sisters, for we go
side by side, arm in arm, we bastards of Cred Forums

vocaroo.com/i/s0r4v1D5TaeI
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

good post

>vocaroo.com/i/s1tYWepVyBBB
nice

a-are you actually trans?

skype, google voice, burner phones used for things like craigslist and calling escorts, strippers, and massage parlors.

if you're using android, download secondline. It will allow you to pick your phone number and then forward those calls to your actual phone. This way your real phone number is hidden.

You can also download ACR, it will automatically record any phone calls you make and save them to your phone after

Both apps are free, and I can confirm they work.

>strong trump

Voice changer nigger I flip it between nigger deep and tranny high sometimes Im jewish

USE NAMES FROM THE CLINTON KILL LIST AND FROM THE DMC EMAIL LEAKS
>USE NAMES FROM THE CLINTON KILL LIST AND FROM THE DMC EMAIL LEAKS

marvelous

>vocaroo.com/i/s0a03aIYtRd9

I really need to sell my helicoptor thanks

Well played, I used to troll Bernie's plebbit phonebank with a similar transgender toddler rights question, turns out even democrat normies are disgusted at that shit no matter how much the jew media wants to push it.

Kekd

vocaroo.com/i/s0O2lptsXxKU I haven't actually gotten any fucking calls yet but I HAVE made alien contact

Well done.

And future listees

IM COMING HOME JARED

I lived in NoVa for years, its fucking unreal how balkanized its become. Every other block had a different ethnic group. One was all Mexicans who lived in the same apartments and had their own strip mall all in spanish, the next was koreans, the next was saudis, the next was turks, the next was vietnamese, and so on. No one was assimilating, people stayed with their own.

I read an article in the wapo a little while back with a middle school teacher bitching because she had 20 students who didn't speak english, they all spoke different languages and made it impossible to teach.

They understand the internet better I think.

Moar... My sides!!!

black people are red pilled and they don't even know it

Just let them know the call is being recorded for quality assurance or some shit like that.

bump

vocaroo.com/i/s0xxDJyvPLT1 My first person to answer and this happens

Hold me Cred Forums

I think I figured out how we can grab their entire database, kek willing

Why isn't Florida an option to call?
Have they just given up there or what?

>Trans rights
>wut dat?

Masterfully done. Even though you sound like a grill.

>vocaroo.com/i/s1tYWepVyBBB

Shillary's campaign has left Florida for dead. Internals are saying it's Trump +7.

kek keep up the good work

>like Christopher Poole once said, "I wished to be born a girl"

is that an app?

Haha lmao she didnt want to be rude but you can tell she wanted to be like "fuck off" when you asked if Hillary could count on her support right after basically calling her a dumb negro

HAWHAHAHAHHAHJAH

FUCKING LEAFS WE'LL FUG YOU ONE DAY :DD

Not sure if I can. Janitors are trying to ban me for global rule 4, which makes no sense, and are removing my posts. But I still have loke 50 of these.

>Kareem Abdul Jabar

Nigger please. Just say you're Vince Foster, You need some coaching on this shit.
>Hi my name is Vince and I'm calling from the Clinton Campaign
>Could I speak to X

Then you do as others have done and do subtle yet shameful things.

MSM reporting in

I had the same thing happen with my only answer after 16 calls.
>Hello is this speaking donna? (Heavy indian accent)
>Sorry you have the wrong number

Crushed my poor heart. I think I will try again tomorrow.

Fuck it.

you're a faggot. kareem Abdul jabbar?

have you ever even received a polling call?

they sure as hell don't start off like that, peabrain

top kek
That's actually pretty funny

you're using this meme wrong

>1 post by this id

is used to insult someone who came to the thread after ~200 posts, read none of it, and made some shithead comment

since CTR started raiding threads, it has been used to cast doubt on whether or not someone is CTR because the insinuation is that they come into threads late and post irreverant content

do you have a source of any kind?

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No he used it exactly how its supposed to be used

Oy vey!

If you send that in the campaign will know who you called and what you said and can follow up to personally apologize. The campaign will know who to call and say it was the evil frogs who insulted them.

Make it impossible for them to clean up even a little.

post yfw you see this on Facebook trending

> Kareem Abdul-Jabar.
You couldn't have thought of anything more subtle, eh?

My go to is always Cole Berner.

This. What you actually say to them and what you write in that box should be two completely different things. Make it read like a strong Hillary supporter so they'll call elsewhere.

Make it pepegate everyone praise kek so normies tweet it

We really need to either be subtle or just be falsifying lack of support. I have called 22 1 pickup, i just say Hillary supporter but do not want to bothered again due to age and they can't volunteer.

All you niggas are gonna commit suicide with two shots to the back of the head.

you needs to clear your cokkies. if you visit from here youll be blacklisted

Whenever I see Anderson Cooper's face, I wonder what it is about his face that signals he's gay. Why is it obvious?

Not subtle at all user. We're trying to fuck up their info about who they've called and who they haven't. You call, say you're with Hillary say something subtle to piss them off, write that they're very strongly considering Hillary and they can count on getting her vote in November.

Are you faggots this new or are you just too fucking stupid to troll correctly?

You should make all the pro-trump leaning ones also be interested in campaigning for the democrats. :^)

Oh shit!

bump

>mfw my post invariably appears on the inevitable exploding vans tier "journalism" segment calling out the far right nazi alt-right super predators for rigging the election

youtube.com/watch?v=4zdMKZ9o1kI

THIS

they will be contacting the elderly and get a volunteer to personally drive them to the voting booth

lel

PEPEGATE

Top kek

youtube.com/watch?v=j1w29SpEVTY

Got one, stuttering like a motherfucker but it went through vocaroo.com/i/s0ATIlrWbCFL

So should i say trump supporter and do not bother. i have done that occasionally to spread out the fake info.

Dont blame you, you sound like a tranny, good angle to work, very believable.

Please do a quick example for us, that sounds great

"Guyss lemme tell you how to troll people!!! Youre doing it wrong we need to work together like reddit!! :D"

"christopher poole"
fucking kek

I've been calling people as Bob Dole for the last hour asking for their vote.

We can streamline this process by having proper scripts that are redpilled

yeah I'm sure they can look at what a user is submitting and see a constant and know they're being fucked with and to follow up with everyone contacted... change it up a bit

AND HANG UP NERVOUSLY IF SOMEONE NOTICES THAT IT'S A DEAD MAN'S NAME
>AND HANG UP NERVOUSLY IF SOMEONE NOTICES THAT IT'S A DEAD MAN'S NAME

>listen you stupid fucking nigger

kek gold

Anything for you leaf nice trips btw

You are a literal faggit.

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How did the best and brightest in this generation end up in a mexican head collection forum pranking random people to hurt the campaign of a mafia boss?

This is some real dystopian shit right here

This is crpssing the line i just let the clinton campaign kno2 qbout this

Bump, how about we ask to talk about our lord and savior joseph goebbels

Underated post

If you want to mess up Hillary's data, the best way would probably be to make something up for the first caller, then enter the previous caller's info for each caller. That way the data will look legit (%connected, %hillary vs trump, etc), but will be unhelpful for them deciding who to follow up with.

Of course, trolling random people is fun too, and Hillary has graciously made lots of people's names and phone numbers publicly available.

I make sure to give realistic times between calls, if i say i talked with them and give apt descriptions of their alleged personality. Everyone i get is very old though, so i can lie and they
But i make sure to give some variety like why they either like or dislike her. Full palatable lies
I'm not user just going around saying everyone is a bix nood or whatever

>vocaroo.com/i/s0ATIlrWbCFL
You didn't laugh before he hung up did you? that gives it away.

I got a real good one guys. :D:D:D:D

vocaroo.com/i/s0xXc5HzCT8C

>You didn't laugh before he hung up did you?
No.

Are you sure they'll be able to understand your message

Kek leaf

In 20 years, you will remember this as a golden age

lulz till I farted.

ITT: Putting a voice to Cred Forums's raw, unadulterated autism

A fucking leaf

I and my wife's son have been phonebanking for hillary for quite some time. It's extremely rewarding!

example of how to phonebank:
youtube.com/watch?v=pYz5Q83oQOg

>tfw your IP just got harvested by Clinton's death squads

holy fuck how come the leafs are so good shitposters

I don't think they'll know what you're saying mate.

Don't even call the people, just fill out the survey and like you said Redstates blue, blue states red, swingstates blue. 80% of the time

fuck off leaf

vocaroo.com/i/s0bmut9dEp72

Like a 3/10 but finally had a conversation.

Always make sure to make down that they are interested in volunteering.

I like to imagine that they will call these people out of the blue in about a month or so asking them if they're ready to campaign for Hillary and these people will have no idea what the fuck they're talking about.

...heh leaf

MORE YOU CUNT

Milo pulling a Martin Luther King level speech here

Hitler dubs. MEME MAGIC IS REAL, PRAISE KEK

vocaroo.com/i/s0PkhfwhY3BA
Best one from me so far.

We dont have time. They will be already working on it. They user who discovered the vulnerability would have been in an ideal position to ask here about a script on under the guise of something else before turning everything over. Still a good effort though. Fun to be had.

holy god now that is just creep level

Why not "publish" their entire call list? The breach of privacy hits everyone at once and proves incompetence.

kek this can't be your real voice leaf

" Evil trump supporters hack old ladies banking"

This hurts trump you spergs

>milo
He should delete his account. Oh wait.

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i disagree with this. you should just hijack the phonebank for trump. talk about trump rather than hillary.

Visiting Canada?

Like a pro

holy shit thats fucking godlike
i love you leaf

>leafs do this for free

it suuuuuure is paaaartner! I'm trying to put on a draw for my fellow folks in AK.

Lol, I don't care what you do retard. But you're gonna fucking ruin this shit for the rest of us because you're too fucking stupid to understand how to be subtle.

>got 88 again, with another set of dubs added to it
H-hold me guys, I'm s-s-scared....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO TOP KEKERINO ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
fucking leafs

you just made him 100% prohillary

I'm doing this the next several phone calls.
Any chance we can make it to the news???

Finally got through to someone.

vocaroo.com/i/s0wQRPmIx7ey

wasn't that the plan of this thread desu

well that was fucking excellent, who the fuck are jew?

what state you calling?

Concern
Troll
Recognized

Any damage done to us will be done twice over to her campaign because it shows she's incompetent on security. We're already all racist nazi aryans in the eyes of these queers, despite the fact that Cred Forums is arguably a somewhat functional multiracial/multinational/multireligious shitposting faction composed of half serious chaos worshipers.

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>using Cred Forums provided callbanking data, Hillary team predicts an easy landslide on election day

I was calling PA earlier but now I'm calling all states since it doesn't let me call PA anymore.
If that's so then you'll like this one
I need lines I can't come up with anything for shit
vocaroo.com/i/s1c5rLp3WTWs

That's a pretty good one actually.

fucking leaf again

l0de radio hour still exists?

Fucking leafs

I'm saving all these leaf voc's for shitposting purposes later, pls let me saves

How about telling people to vote Nov. 9 If or hillary.
>make sure you write it down so you don't forget. Also there's been reports of trump operatives spreading nov 8th, don't believe it. Hillary wants you to remember nov 9th.

He should just fuck off. He is making a living off of Pol. He is a fucking degenerate.

HAHAHAHAHAHA KEK THIS

He's got the gay face. S

vocaroo.com/i/s0x9hylQy3Vq

Jerry Sandusky strikes again.

now that's a really good one, may kek bless you

>vocaroo.com/i/s1c5rLp3WTWs
>that horrible shit tier dindu voice
lel

I love you Leaf.

They actually have 38,000 students, not 16,000

>gets put on the phone with a deaf guy

>vocaroo.com/i/s1c5rLp3WTWs
You are terrible at a bix nood impersonation.

ah fuck, you have so much potential leaf, keep trying

i bet you aussie fucks can't even come close to the irl shitposting of this based leaf. aussie cunts step up

Milo is a racemixing kike faggot who (((they))) have pushed onto us in their attempts to lead the opposition.
If I ever see that hymy cuck I'm going to knock his fucking teeth out.
YOU HEAR ME MILO?

Top kek. I phone banked like a motherfucker for Bernie. I called tons of people niggers and spics for weeks.

I've called at least 1200 people for hilldog so far. Some are repeat offenders since they got so pissed the first time I called them.

Just doing my part to MAGA

But I'm great at a faggot impression. If I get a guy I'll show you.

This has to be some kind of set-up or trap, no one could possibly be this careless, not even Hillary.

We need to not be too overly racist and whatnot because they will use this against us.

I know you're not talking to me, but I was doing NJ until the phonebank shut down, now I'm doing Arkansas. Isn't that a red state? Because I've been saying most of these are democrats interested in volunteering

more like this

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We've said that about a fuckton of shit recently, even combetta. It's legit.

Tried again. See:

Every goddamn friday night on YT. #lrh on efnet

>Hillary Rotten Clinton
kek'd

kek

Hell no. GTFO CTR! Always say "No" to volunteering.

Voice recordings suck.

soundboard.com/sb/Cartman_soundboard_sound

BUT WAIT

soundboard.com/sb/Hillary_Clinton_Soundboar

  This is Hillary Clinton

  I'm exhausted

  Every American gets a cup cake

  Pulling over

  Air Force One, it's yours

BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE

realmofdarkness.net/pc/sb/pol/clinton/1
BILL CLINTON SOUNDBOARD
Show me what you can do /pol

what if you accidentally planted a seed of doubt in this trump voter's mind

you should've just spilled the beans as soon as he said he was voting for trump, told him exactly what you're doing, he would've been like "oh hhaha thats fucking funny youngin" then tell him "I'm supporting Trump because I am sick and tired of this niggers, how about you?" and see what he says

your voice goes from moose tier to southern in seconds

I've actually taken peoples credit card info while phonebanking for the clinton campaign and made donations to President Trumps website. I bet that threw them for a fucking loop

>>How about telling people to vote Nov. 9 If or hillary.
>HAHAHAHAHAHA KEK THIS

No that's actually illegal.

obnoxious impression incoming
vocaroo.com/i/s0wVa3zbO9IX

Finally a leaf does something right.

some go full

AYO

SUP MAH NIGGA

or spic tier HORALE ESEEEE

please

realmofdarkness.net/pc/sb/radio/aj/1

I should have looked at how old she was before I wrote this, but I guess this makes it better.

>Come here little fella
>come oooonnnnnn ... I'm not gonna hurt you ...
:^)

But they will have no idea if all the people on their data of who to call out for will be in question. They think, say, 100 people will show up for X event, and only 10 or 20 are actually interested, if that much.

We're trying to correct their records.

very nice, you should bring up the money she took from banks and oil companies, thank god she will bail them out again if they need it, praise jesus for fracking

Hello (first name) I'm calling from the Hillary for America campaign headquarters. Hillary has been having serious health issues and has been in and out of the hospital but she wanted to make sure we can count on you to still vote for the old girl anyways?
(wait response)
(if yes) Good, you know you vote will help hillary bring over millions of more hostile Muslims to the United States without all those pesky security checks. She will also expand gay sexual education to more children and advocate for transgenders male to female rights. Thank you for supporting her struggling campaign.

how can i make this better?

>when christopher poole said 'i wish i was born a girl'

i dont have an appropriate reaction image for what im feeling

Fuck, forgot the picture

>jihooties

you are a fuckin star, leaf, a fuckin star

>vocaroo.com/i/s0x9hylQy3Vq
>Robert
>man of the house
>"this is him" in a woman's voice
>sandusky

This is a great hillary soundboard

Includes
this is hillary clinton
Judaism
Shocked and saddened by another
I am sick and tired of
I'm exhausted

newgrounds.com/portal/view/420505

This call just gave me cancer.

>You're a total fucking faggot part

Lost

that was the intent, I was attempting to be as obnoxious as possible with my voice.

Should probably just call each of these people and say you got their numbers from Hilarys campaign records that were leaked and you reccomend they cancel all their credit cards and change all passwords.

They'll lose faith real quick.

BASED LEAF

I need this

>vocaroo.com/i/s0wVa3zbO9IX
That "impression" is a little too good....

Problem is you need a mixer for outbound sound (soundboards) to be picked up on their end if it's not the mic. At least that's how I do it.

he almost changed his vote because you told him who to vote for
ASHAHA

That's fucked up

>666

I'm actually a faggot irl, that's why it's so easy. I meant the stereotypical voice.

i agree, made me want to take a dick tb.h

Omg. Based leaf

Do that on the back end the moment they start locking it down. Or have a couple people do it subtly. Once that takes off they'll lock it down hard and fast.

this is hillary clinton
I'm exhausted
I am sick and tired of
Judaism
I'm exhausted
I am sick and tired of
Air Force One, it's yours
This is Hillary Clinton
I'm exhausted
Every American gets a cup cake

Simple soundboard script pause and repeat if they don't hear

Show me the glory anons

This would be good

sooo Jerry Sandusky is a closet homosexual southern gentleman who works at the advance autoparts who has an unfortunate name and gets fucked with for it all the time by his high school bullies because he never left his hometown. I like this character, really fleshing out.

I hope you come down with pneumonia and die from choking on your shit.

vocaroo.com/i/s1jvgyPcxabl

This one long. Like 4/10 maybe.

NEW THREAD

found someone on the caller list that I tracked to work 2 mins away from me. What should I do?

STAHP THEM IS CURSED NUMBERS

Put groups against each other
Tell gays she is pro muslims
Tell blacks and muslims she is for trannies using the women's room
Tell working class white old people that they need to check their privilege

>vocaroo.com/i/s0x9hylQy3Vq
Oh my god this was amazing

enjoy being boned by nigs in the deepest parts of prison, faggot

>Jahooties
Sides are kill

BASED LEAF

okay made me laugh bunches

plz be my ai gf

I've been telling people that as a special treat, I'll be sending a basket of deplorables to their house. Of they ask what, I tell them "deplorables, an entire basket of them"

Guys
If you really wanna fuck with Clinton, dont meme it up
Just spam STRONG HRC and NO for volunteering

It will fuck up their efforts to get good data and to get the vote out
Better yet, harass the shit out of them with calls, then do STRONG HRC and No for volunteering

You'll get less people to vote for Cunton by negative word-of-mouth, make HillShills less likely to turn out, and make the Dems think that they already have the vote locked in

Literally perfect, and it would be way too much of a pain to go through all the POSITIVE ones and make sure they werent trolled

and she will make sure that any bank that gets itself in financial trouble gets a full bail out, and their executives generous bailouts, courtesy of the you the taxpayer

I've seen a thread like this before, there was a real funny guy who just called up people and said, "So are you gonna vote for Hillary or what?!?!" and pissed off a lot of people. plz repeat maybe

unionfacts.com/employee/National_Education_Association/THULASI/KALAHASTI

you're trying too hard just say there's a special place in hell for women who don't vote hillary

Guys, for the elderly people
Leave a note saying that they are independently able to get to the voting station on Election Day, and don't need a volunteer to do so.
Combine this with pissing them off, and marking as STRONG HRC and No for volunteering will effectively make it a pain in the ass for them

I gave them a Canadian Postal address and they let me do it. Isn't it illegal to have non-Americans donating time and money to a candidate?

fucking based

was this you?

You're going to prison leaf. 20 years federal penitentiary.

I hope anyone here who participates in this utter waste of productivity faces some form of criminal charges. Every time I visit this poor excuse for a discussion board I am reminded that it's time to change the nature of the Internet so it doesn't continue to give you faceless cowards and criminals a platform that serves no purpose other than to harm society.

I thoroughly enjoyed the Wild West era of the Internet but it's time to move on. I hope President Clinton signs legislation that won't even give you degenerates a pot to piss in when it comes to online discourse.

be like "can Hillary count on you to get your dusty old bones out of bed on election day?" in a saccharine condescending faggot tone

"promise you wont fall and break your hip?

"the alzheimers not acting up?

What difference, at this point, does it make!?

Thanks for Correcting the Record ;)

10 shekels have been added to your account.

I wouldn't have posted this because it didn't really match the 'name joke', but she really did this.

You do realize this will only add fuel to the fire? Down with cuntface I say.

you just make me want to troll harder knowing that it pisses you off so much