TRUMP GENERAL - WINNERS ARENT LOSERS

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>using the wrong pastebin
>changes OP format
>thinks he's not a shill
updated OP pastebin
pastebin.com/nygxu29R

good media coverage
praise kek

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BREAKING BOMBSHELL:

Why do you think there are so many scandals about Anthony Wiener being a cheater? Think his last name is too good to be true?

LUGENPRESSE

CNN should NOT be allowed to host a presidential debate!

HOL UP HOL UP
>The first letter of every paragraph

Fresh Trump OC, lads. Enjoy! #MAGA

youtube.com/watch?v=bRNy3IjdKFA

Awesome Video
Deplorables Worldwide Unite

youtube.com/watch?v=lDUwXFvTJfA
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>spotted the ashy elbows

They know they can't answer the question honestly without looking like hypocrites, so they get offended instead.

youtu.be/lDUwXFvTJfA

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?
SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN?
IT IS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE
WHO WILL NOT BE SLAVES AGAIN!

So when is the next president announced? is it on November 8? or is Nov. 8 the day the voting starts I'm confused.

Underraped.

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Same day.

Think we'll actually get some new polls tomorrow?

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I was under the impression voting was on the 4th until Trump started saying to go vote on the 8th.

>Triggered Migger detected
Fixed that for you.

VERY LITTLE DEBT

TREMENDOUS CASH FLOW

whoa.....

WTF

HILLARY CANT EVEN WALK UP STAIRS WITHOUT HELP

(NEW)

thegatewaypundit.com/2016/09/hillary-holds-small-rally-temple-university-helped-stairs/

Ok cmon your American how the fuck can you not know this.

You guys made two threads at the same time
AGAIN

lolwut

youtu.be/WLtxm3v6KwY
Hillary BTFO

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I miss that phrase so much.

Even if he's right about refugees, he's still wrong!!

Trump is the kind of guy that when he bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off.

HOLY SHIT

Holy shit. Bill is trying to communicate with us.

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I miss the spicy primary memes.

SOME OF THE BEST ASSETS IN THE WORLD

ICONIC ASSETS

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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS BILL OUR GUY IS BILL THE MOLE?

WHERE CAN I FIND THIS?

Oh my god. Is this official?

bruh

Jesus fuck! Her SS detail looks so depressed as fuck! I feel bad for them!

jesus fucking christ if we can get a frog on a national news outlet this has to reach someone.

This can't possibly be real.

>Stop Herb

Bills against the leafy jew.

>STOP HERB

WE NEED TO FIND HERB

On fire!

It's fake.

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>incompetent furries ran Hillary's email server

POTTERY

I want to believe so bad

Prove it.

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YOOOOOOO

I
CANT
BREATHE
SEND
HELP

kek the worst part is that she's forced to do this because another slip in public would be the end of her

>Yfw you realize Bill is the mole shitposting on twitter and stopping hillary at every chance he gets
God speed Slick Willy

I couldn't stop grinning.

We're going to win baby!

No way is this real

link?

THE SINGING DAHNALD

>mfw

im writing a letter to THE DONALD

anyone wanna proof it for me? i plan to send him the best

>praying for kek's blessing

Guy, I know how to beat hillary. Put the debate stage up a small flight of stairs

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

Quick! He's in Brooklyn!

youtube.com/watch?v=MDKxiF2n1G4

>Here is a bowl of skittles
>three will kill you if you eat them
>what colors are the ones that will kill me?
>Yellow
>remove all yellows so I don't die
>enjoy a whole bowl of skittles with no fear

RACIST.

If you live under a rock and haven't seen this:
youtube.com/watch?v=yeJ-iv3MOTo

Holy shit, it all makes sense

Bill wants his old buddy Trump as President, and wants her fucking bitch of a wife nowhere near the Oval Office for the good of the world

This is honestly fucking amazing. It even made me reply. I mostly lurk 99% of the time. Good eye on ya, user.

# # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # #

It's fake you doofs

The fried chicken wars have begun.

meltoncenter.osu.edu/people/weisberg.1
This nigger?

Very funny, Seth MacFarlane

PROOFS

My in-box is positively leaking anxiety. Tell me Trump won’t win, my friends are emailing. It’s a slow-motion train wreck, they’re saying, and I feel helpless to stop it. Why is the media letting Trump get away with it? I wouldn’t be so nervous if it weren’t for Gary Johnson; if it weren’t for millennial apathy, for alt-right propaganda, for Paul Ryan’s cowardice; if it weren’t for sexism, racism, infotainment, Idiocracy, plutocracy, Citizens United, voter suppression... Help!

It actually says "STOP HERB", Bill is 100% anti-ganja, and wants to make it known.

does anyone have the MAGA hat facing straight forward with transparent background for my custom edit?

>"backlash"
You mean another case of Dems knowing they're wrong but also being too proud to admit it?

Reposting.

I've been living in mexico for the last 6 years because my company sent me here to work with a local mining company.

The pay is good and I don't deal with the shitskins that much,but I'm scared that if trump wins I will be forced to return to the USA and I will get fired or something.
Is either that or a lot of illegal mexican immigrants will return here and make my job much worse.

Either way I'm screwed.
What should I do?

Blue moon, you saw me standing alone.

>its getting hot in here
>so take off all your clothes

Need 5 addresses. Only 5 left before I ship out 120 pepes.

WE MUST SAVE HIM

BAZITCH PLEASE

Redpill niggers with this image

LMFAO SAVED

SEND TO ENQUIRER & HANITY

I WAS IN WASHINGTON IOWA...

TALKING ABOUT HOW BAD WASHINGTON D.C. IS!

>knot in her

There's not enough gas in the world to fix this one.

Ah ok thanks user

first time Im paying attention to a presidential election

Think critically for one second instead of memeing. Why would Clinton do this instead of pulling the plug with all yhe dirt he has?

here it is:

Donald,

I believe that although you may not be reading this personally, my words are powerful enough to reach you in some form. Your talents and charisma have been a relentless inspiration in my everyday life. My transformation from a timid and self conscious person to a confident and motivated man can be mainly attributed to me, but nevertheless your fearlessness was the sole external contributor.

No longer will I fear expressing myself.
No longer will I fear the unfounded opinions and accusations of those who are unable to match my accomplishments.
No longer will I fear those who answer my triumphs with a claim that they are only due to physical characteristics.
No longer will I fear cowards who stand on our flag.

I will face any challenges with swift intelligence.
I will face any obstacles with ferocity.
I will face any opponents with courage.
I will face the world with pride for our nation.

I will embrace healthy competition.
I will embrace lessons learned along the way.
I will embrace those who join me in a pursuit of happiness.
I will embrace a leader who will make our country great again.

With sincerity,
An American

Are the people who wanted that imgur album of white girls in wheat fields still here? I may have gotten it.

GOY

Tremendous Cash Flow needs to be a rap.

Trump needs to disavow David Duke again or he will lose

I AM GETTING SO HOT I JUST CANT KEEP MY CLOTHES ON

I don't understand this image cna you explain to me please?

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Ever?

Probably, wouldn't be surprised. Still funny

Post the link. Kek wills it!

Because if he actually pulled the plug he'd die, the man wants to live the rest of his life in peace.

Just got outhe of the gym, but I actually saw a Gary Johnson ad in CA . Why does AL Leppo even try?

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>filename
I love this meme.
youtube.com/watch?v=9g-c7aSIzc8

yus plz

Jesus, user. That is fucking brilliant - though, use a black outline you savage. Other than that it's like cash money, baby.

WHERE ARE ROOFS

Hillary is fucked, isn't she?

THE MOLE...

we know bill didin't actually write this..

He can't even stay conscious for more than 5 minutes without passing out.

You mad bro

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And making a public cry for help embarassing her will help him live... how?

Go to the Shillary subreddit and ask for it, it won't be real.

imgur.com/a/qzOn1

Try this, let me know if it doesnt work. First time using imgur. I have a ton of girls with guns and american flags too I been meaning to share here too. If this works I can make more.

Are any of you old enough to have voted for Pat Buchanan? Did you?

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why are they in a field of wild carrots

PLEASE BE REAL
PLEASE BE REAL
PLEASE BE REAL
PLEASE BE REAL
PLEASE BE REAL

hahaha hillary needed help walking up to the stage at her small ass rally today

>showing the image, dropping a redpill on anyone who sees it

Why do you call them white girls? It's ok to call them just "girls". Are you an nigger or smth, m8?

Oolite Cheese Company
103 E 100 S
Manti, UT 84642-1411

Does anyone else have a hard time forgiving the bush year neocons? Even the based ones like newt, guiliani, hannity. I'm glad they support trump, I can't really forget about what faggots they used to be.

>first debate
>shillary giving her opening
>Trump keeps clearing his throat loud enough for her to hear
>every time she talks during the first 20 minutes he continues clearing his throat just for her
>she starts visibly sweating and swallowing
>Trump let's out a huge cough.. "AHHHH much better"
>shillary starts coughing uncontrollably
>yfw

is this image actually real? I couldn't find any page like that from the "winners arnt losers" book.

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thank you kind sir.
have a rare pepe

BASED
A
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It works thanks

This one is stronger and only for the bulls

probably fake

i dont think hillary is diagnosed by a doctor officially

probably doesnt matter tho if someone like cernovich or drudge picks it up

I'm not voting for them.

it was from the second book that Kimmel showed on Trump's return

Is the red PA dream still alive? Even when if they're all shill polls, it doesn't look good

beautiful

It did. It gloriously did.

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youtube.com/watch?v=X2iZLIbHY3U

I feel it.

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We are held hostage by niggerdelphia

send help :(

voting is on the 8th, but winner will be announced after someone hits 270

that's stonetear, not stonebear

>mfw the comment sections on /r/the_donald

How realistic are the LA Times demographics?

>bush year neocons
dude
arabs fucking dropped the twin towers killing 3000 americans, like one of the worst terrorist attacks ever, the neo cons did what they had to do

90 MINUTES HILLARY, CAN YOU DO IT?

Could Bill be our man in the inside?

It's a six point lead.
The Morning Call poll is shit tier and the rest are really old

don't let this one slide, it's all but confirmed now

he's into fucking dogs?

Somebody alert the meme police!!!

WE'RE GOING TO WIN LADS

I think they use the turnout numbers from the 2012 election. Anyone confirm?

>/r/the_donald

Bullshit. 9/11 was a false flag.

>"Now here are some frogs I do not like at all. We must kick these frogs out and then build a wall!"

What did he mean by this?

I honestly hope she dies before the election just to see (((CNN))) go into turmoil.

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obviously fake

also I don't know why, but I'm really bothered by reddit memers taking credit for quality Cred Forums journalism

>imgur.com/a/qzOn1

Make the pictures lead up to a muff shot so they keep looking. lol Also, use the most extreme rhetoric when they get to said muff shot. Ease it in,user.

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plausible deniability

I love you, pepe-letter user. Let's see if I can come up with some more ideas.
>Association of holocaust organizations ahoinfo.org
>Shaun King
>Pocahontas
>Megyn Kelly
>Joe and Mika
>Reuter/Ipsos polling
>Applied Memetics LLC
>The American Alternative Medical Association joinaama.com
>Lester Holt or other debate moderators
Good luck user.

thanks

any suggestions?

sorry dude

but do you really want the news to report Cred Forums?

Guys I heard Hillary won...

is it true? is the movement over?

should we vote in a trusTed Conservative™?

Good lord, user...

I think he only recently discovered Cred Forums, and the red pill is taking a toll on him. What happens when he runs for president himself?

>it's only OK when we make/retweet skittles analogies

you'll go back to work for your company in the US?

Some user needs to make a better version of pic related

I made a proof of concept with my pirated version of photoshop but my art skills are shit

I still believe Megyn Kelly is a Trump supporter.

Can u give an analysis and not just memes?
A 6 pt lead is still a lot though. You think Trump could win here if he does well in the first debate?

AWOO edit when?

Nice get,

Rudi needs a spot. Personally I think he would make a better AG. Actually fuck newt, illuminati asshole

>The brain surgeon didn't even want to be in charge of health
What's Carson hiding?

i dont want christie or flynn anywhere near the cabinet

>Kasich isn't the secretary of agriculture
Sick trips though.

>PS: I will NEVER EVER give up

>Saudis fucking dropped the twin towers killing 3000 americans, like one of the worst terrorist attacks ever, the neo cons did what they had to do
Evacuate all the rich Saudi nationals, reassure the Saudis that there would be no trabble, attack Saddam Hussein for no raisin and continue selling arms to the Saudis?

you've got arabs running around the USA right now shooting, stabbing, bombing civilians, its time to accept reality

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>Rowdy Gowdy AG

And Trump's up like 7? on 2012 demographics? (if that's what they use)

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That's from a Conan sketch. People need to stop sharing that.

Trey Gowdy will be AG. David Clarke can either be new director of the FBI or DHS.

cher?

This
Rudi as AG my digits confirm

>Attorney General
>not Rowdy Gowdy

Amen.

>watch video
>try not to cry
>cry a lot

i like that.

added

lel

I don't deny that arabs are faggots, but that doesn't mean that the official 9/11 story was legit. You think Iraq was responsible for 9/11? You have to be a complete moron to believe the official story.

Whats up fellas, what is the MSM trying to brain wash us with today?

Katy Perry

The neocon fuckery is what trained and armed the people who blew the towers up. Each one deserves to be drowned in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pond.

>no raisin

SING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN

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zombie hillary lmao

she was totally on benzos

>Krispy Kreme as attorney general
>not Inquisitor Gowdy

>stabbing
Why is youtube.com/watch?v=uLe_RYbudS0 not going miggaviral?

>Newt in Cabinet
comfy

Newt is a big fat globalist kike. Make Rand SoS.

IS that real? Just like from a kodacha anime

Niggers would be like

>wuh da fuck..duh fuck is ursury...

Those PA polls are a month old and the most recent ones have too small samples sizes. No reason to write it off or assume PA hasn't moved like all the others.

WHAT IT CAN'T BE IT JUST CAN NOT BE

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2 things. Does anyone have the picture of the libel committed by CNN earlier?

Also, I remember there was some bald European politician with a mustache. I thought that he was Viktor Orban this whole time but just found out that was not the case. Who is this bald mustached politician?

kek

Everything is Trump's fault and CNN can now be sued for direct libel.

It wouldn't have started without a redditor and attention whoring is for Chanology faggots. Cred Forums is Cred Forums, the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Dianne Feinstein
3300 Nebraska Ave NW
Washington, DC 20016

Dianne Feinstein
2460 Lyon St
San Francisco, California 94123

he's just a geek

a weird furfag geek but still

I was always a black-hair kind of guy.

I didn't really care much for blondes before clicking this album.

I think I just got a permanent erection. Thanks user!

They use 2012 demos

>tfw leftists lecture the media and us about "jumping to conclusions"
>tell us to wait for facts
>facts come
>every conclusion confirmed correct

things could not have gone worse for hillary and better for trump in the last 2 weeks yet they are essentially tied with hillary having a slight lead

shits crazy

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>Erik and Don Jr. shitpost on Cred Forums
>Bill shiposts on twitter and gmail while raping a loli
Best election ever

BEN CARSON UP NEXT ON HANNITY

baqiworld.com/2011/10/watch-fox-news-live/

newzviewz is fucking up today

>furry SA goon

comedy goldmine

When Tomorrow Comes pol

NEXT TIME PLEASE DON'T MAKE TWO THREADS

CALL IN ADVANCE IF YOU ARE MAKING A NEW THREAD

THANK YOU

>Neocon in SoS
No thank you.

Not sure if Ben Carson would work for Secretary of Education either. But I can't think anyone who could get that spot and not find resistance to everything they do.

It's obviously fake.

The avatar immediately gives it away.

>essentially tied
Only when you count polls that under sample independents by as much as 20% as legitimate like RCP does.

Also he's tied in states a Republican shouldn't be tied in like Oregon.

*tips fedora*

RED ALERT, PEOPLE'S PUNDIT WAS GETTING TOO PRO TRUMP AND HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN:
peoplespunditdaily.com/

>you must disable adblock
Suck a dick.

Then someone try and convince me the media isn't just pretending this is a one man race with those bullshit polls.

>Trump's up about 7
>with 2012 demographics
>implying that there won't be a lot more Republicans and whites voting, which there will

Forgot pic. Believe me, they would just love a pepe.

STILL DICKIN BIMBOS

he's a nerd look at his previous purchases

EVERYBODY HANG ON

I like to think of it like this: They were bluepilled cucks. Some still are.

Others, like based Hannity, swallowed the redpill in full and wants to MAGA and Deus Vult.

Those who repent are forgiven. Others must be destroyed in the fires of Shadilay.

I believe the 4th plane was shot down, and the casualty count was a lot higher if you include the long term health effects. Bin Laden admitted responsibility for it so what can you do?

Goddamnit m8

what the fuck

I live in Rural PA and there is HUGE enthusiasm and support for Trump.
95% of the landmass of this state you go to is 100% Trump country. During the Primary he won every single district.

If Philly was annexed by New Jersey, PA would be a red state every single election. We could deal with Pittsburg, Harrisburg, and York easily because although they are cities they aren't pure concentrated libs like philly is.

But Philly is pure 100% gibsmedat niggers. The only white people there are commuters from New Jersey who get the fuck outta town by nightfall.

I imagine she has a 1 or 2 point lead and the debates could knock it /just/ in favor of Trump. I think its all downhill for her from here but PA will be close regardless
But I'm not good at this so take it with a grain of salt

THERE IS ALREADY A TRUMP GENERAL
THERE IS ALREADY A TRUMP GENERAL
THERE IS ALREADY A TRUMP GENERAL
THERE IS ALREADY A TRUMP GENERAL

For sure there's going to be a lot less blacks voting than in 2012 when Obama barely got carried over to 51%

>2000 account

Surprised Lowtax hasn't banned him yet for being a furry :10bux:

RUN HOME BILLY AND NEVER

LOOK

BACK

F

Showing the same nepotism that Clinton did with her foundation donors.

Trump will appoint the strongest and most qualified person for each position, regardless of his relation to them

Just need to convince the upstanding african american in PHilly to vote trump.

>waaa there needs to be media coverage of Cred Forums's role in everything
You left your guy fawks mask at the legion meeting at McDonalds

Are we winning Cred Forums?
Or is it more Jew poll manipulating?

Just right click and inspect element and remove the entire overlay you fucking casual

Is she finished yet Cred Forums?

Report: Conservative donor Sheldon Adelson have committed $45 million to Donald Trump's campaign, downballot Republicans' attempt to control congress, source tells CNN

cnn.com/2016/09/19/politics/sheldon-adelson-2016-spending/index.html
sorry for lack of archive

Jews are hiding something that is for sure

Newt would be better as Trump's Chief of Staff.

Are u fucking serious

Proofs

Check this out (if the guy with the pepe mailers comes around give him this address)

conservativedailypost.com/breaking-secret-democrat-office-hub-just-found-here-14-organizations-involved/

wew how can i keep up with this shit

It's more likely that the best strategy is to keep them from voting at all.

I'm banking on them not putting down the crack pipe for 5 minutes to go vote for Hillary like they did for their home-boy Obeezy.

(yes, I fucking hate philly)

Trump's up by more than 5 in polls that have real 2012 election demographics.

The Jews really are having to try fucking hard to hide that it's not a landslide right now

>mfw York Co.

I'm so sorry.

Totaler Krieg!

>Jews are hiding something that is for sure
It's Pennsylvania. Trump is dominating there, combined with his outreach to blacks. It has the democrats running scared, just listen to the desperation in Obama's voice here: twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/778036983558004736

I'm outside of Lewisberry halfway between York and Harrisburg and can confirm that blacks support Trump in these areas. One black guy I know, and he shares the sentiment with a lot of black voters, is they see through Hillary: Her past is her greatest weakness.

>Jew donating to keeping cuckservatives in power

I don't like this at all.

>Stop Herb

wtf I am now a #bananasplit

well might not matter if it real or not if cernovich is going for it

>what is opsec

It was shot down for sure.

I feel bad for bush having to make this call and then needing to keep it quiet for obvious reasons. They made the right call in the end.

Just one of those things.

This is why cernovich jumps the gun. There is no link, no archive. Just a screen cap of a likely inspected element.

that negro is desperate he is even doing 2 min speech without prompter

What's wrong with Flynn?

recycle

recycle

Here is another one I have. Its not organized but its fit girls and girls with nation flags and guns. Might be some other stuff in there too.

imgur.com/a/R8RVB

>Forty-two (you)'s
>You will never make a post this good fake or not

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the guy who built hillary's e-mail server got outed as a furry because we found his reddit account

9/19 nevah forget

use black text, also jews have been expelled from host countries 109 (and counting)

fucking brillant

Under advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer and assert my Fifth Amendment privilege.

>Something Awful justifies its own existence for a change

i am going to be called a shill but he is too close to RT for my comfort

He fucked up, no one will believe him now

>imgur.com/a/qzOn1
>lots of pictures of young nubile women, and also pictures of wholesome looking young women child-rearing
>am 26 almost 27 and am alone with zero prospects
>will probably never get anything this pure in my life of despair and depresion
I came here to fap, not to feel user. Where is an average everyman in the US supposed to find something this beautiful and rare in 2016? its impossible, you might as well ask me to lasso the moon and pull it to earth

We don't even know if its fucking real

In reality all the skittles are hajib black

This is also the same guy that says that he single handily broke the migrant crisis story.

RECYCLE
RECYCLE
RECYCLE

someone should probably get an account and verify that

Imagine being the leaf who fucked up the 88888888 get. Over 1000 (you)'s.

this is not real :( i checked it

Well, Trump has raised millions of more dollars than romney and mccain in small dollar donations, but the RNC take 20% out of every donation.

Goddamn that's awesome

Scott Adams says it'll be a landslide for Trump and since he's been right about literally everything else so far, I'm inclined to think we could see a red PA.

>tfw 9-11 was your first happening

conspiritards will never know

Didn't this all arise because he's been going back and deleting all of the things he's posted?

>H o l y SHIT

what a fucking video.

Could somebody please post that .gif of Ted Cruz disappearing with Katanas then Hillary going "he's fast"

>not questioning the Jews b4 9/11

Guys I had to get another laptop cuz my old one killed over. Its been so fucking long since I installed Grease monkey and Appchan I forgot how the fuck to do themes and Mascots.
Really pissing me off.

that's actually a little spooky

9-11 was part of the 1st intifada

source: bin laden

2nd intifada*

anyone who goes around saying 9-11 was an inside job, free palestine, should be deported or re-educated

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