Cred Forums What type of relationship will alpha Trump and cuck boy Trudeau have?

Cred Forums What type of relationship will alpha Trump and cuck boy Trudeau have?

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Not much of one since we'll annex the leafs the day after the inauguration.

Trump will be his faggot bitch boy just like Americans take our big uncircumcised Canadian cock in their Canadian cock hole daily

Please no, you've seen how they act on here. The real-life shitposting will be insufferable.

Father and Son

excellent case in point

I have a feeling Trump will get along well with a lot of leaders.

Trudeau will not be one of them.

We don't fucking shitpost! The rest of you dumb noggers shitpost

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kek. Not too bad leaf. But, unlikely.

You'll have to purge like 80% of our population to prevent the lefties from infesting your country though.

Everything but Quebec.

I want to watch their economy collapse and their people starve to be honest family.

trudeau will be a very willing, satisfying bottom to Trump’s alpha top. pretty much like leafs have always been

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I have no idea and I can't fucking wait to find out.

No it's true, American women love the colossal Canadian cock carrousel conquering their Canadian cock caverns. American women crave huge Canadian cocks, they're so desperate for attention someone who's white. They've heard the reputation Canada has, the beautiful mountains, the bright blue lakes, the strapping well hung Canadian lumberjacks, she can't keep her eyes off his huge intact maple tree she wants to squeeze every last drop of his maple syrup out and not waste a single millilitre of it

Jesus fuck... I don't want any more liberals here it's bad enough already, I can't imaginexpensive what will happen after trump wins

No u faggot

We're actually under Soros's direct control now, so the relationship between Trump and Trudeau doesn't matter.

LIVE FREE OR SHART HARD

I'm down, we'll kill the men and turn the women into breeders to replenish the white population.

>take our big uncircumcised Canadian cock in their Canadian cock hole

top notch shitposting my friend

his wife will want the big Donald in her puss

being the feminist that he is, Trudeau will gladly allow this

their relationship will be great

we will become venezula #2, I have an escape plan tho, that or just go innawoods

>Finally proud to be a canadian on Cred Forums

I've never shitposted in my life
Yeah Trudeau is a fucking homo who cares I don't care but you Yankee doodles can't keep that queer out of your minds just like you can't keep our dicks out of your wives

It will be entirely up to Trudeau. Trump wants to get along with everyone except for mudshits, even Best Korea. Trudeau being the whiny woman he is has already started running his mouth, but he'll likely bend like a bitch when Trump wins and push comes to shove.

Haha haha stay mad burgerbois American women love BCC and can't get enough of our seed soon you will be outbred bcuz they want our superior genetics

Face it burgers your time is up, make way for the great white north.

We already colonized maine

We should elect our own Don.

I expect one of two things will happen

1. Treadeu will buckle under, congratulating Trump and fall into line knowing he only controls a meme country and is heavily reliant on the US so he sucks trumps dick for 4 years
or
2. He gets into a hissy fit about trump winning and makes a big spectacle of himself saying trump doesn't believe in feminism and Global warming. He'll cause a scene and immediately apologize because he looked foolish.

Either way we'll make fun of leafs

Just take Alberta, please. Let the rest of Canada rot.

Hey, who is she?

Trudeau will try to ingratiate himself with Trump by posing as a highly spiritual Drumpfist wearing a Trump dress and heels.

Someone's wife

>the weakest of shitposts
I hate you cancerous faggots

I DONT FUCKING SHITPOST!!!! GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL EVERYONE ELSE HERE SHITPOSTS ESPECIALLY EURO QUEERS

Tell your wife I say Hi again.

>US Marines carrying the flag of their conqueror
We're gonna turn the White House into a red white and red house

Trump will tell Trudeau what to do and he will toe the line.

This has been the American-Canadian relationship for decades.

>using metric system to quantify semen
Pass

Who knows? But what if Corn was president?

Because 100cm sounds more impressive than 10 inches

>88
Not as funny the second time. Good get though.

Trudeau's a massive faggot so....

Yeah, not good.

But what if Cows were Guitars?

Think about it snow-coon

well, Trump won't be president, so I don't think they will ever meet for official business

How is Canada still standing? How long do you guys have before the leftists drive the country completely into the ground?

>I would eat my guitar.

Trump making his first official state visit to Canada.

He will do what any beta does, he will submit to Trump's superiority, just watch

That is something to know. But what if Cows were People?

I'd eat that blonde cunny in the front row

I would eat grass.

Fascinating. What if Clinton was in Bikinis?

>Fascinating
You're a curious burger aren't you?

Am I?

What if Islam was the religion of peace?

>What if Islam was the religion of peace?
Then I'd be a tap-dancing pokemon

a good one as usual. We're allies for life. We're not unstable fags like yurop

Trudeau quote from march:

>‘I look forward to working with whoever gets elected’

>“There have been times where the president and the prime minister have been perhaps misaligned on ideological or political spectrum levels where we’ve been able to to work very, very well together. We have to remember that ideology can’t drive our relationship. It has to be pragmatic, focused on the things where we do agree—and making sure that we’re creating jobs and opportunities for Canadians.”

If you were would you ever ask yourself, "What if Bananas were funny?"

Do we get to burn Toronto to the ground and steal the queen's dildo again?

nigga wut?

No I live in Toronto fuck off

Don would have made Canada great again. He is a true Canadian hero

>canadians cherrypicking

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_York

You never Burt down Toronto

this guy would have been the best PM

>April 27, 1813, in York (present-day Toronto)

It's okay to be upset.

These are the two most likely scenarios. It's also likely that, in the latter case, Trudeau and whoever's in charge of Mexico at that point start conniving to find a way to oppose Trump.

pretty top notch shitposting, eh?

Is everybody born with a cock hole specifically for Canadians only?

That's not Toronto that's York stupid cunt

Canadians ain't no queers so the only hole designed for a Canadian is a pussy

probably none whatsoever.

canada isnt a major trade partner and isnt a mililtary ally, so why the fuck would any U.S. president need to talk with that faggot bitchass Trudeau.

trump will successfully negotiate a win-win deal where canada agrees to pay for a wall along the boarder and accept all of Americas liberals

We burnt down Hiroshima but that doesn't means its not Hiroshima now beaverboi

Does anyone else just get fucking triggered by Canadians being little cunts?

>canada isnt a major trade partner

why is everyone on Cred Forums fucking retarded? Canada is our biggest trading partner...

It was always Hiroshima stupid nigger but Toronto didn't exist back then

bullshit retard. how about try china or mexico. how often do you see "made in canada" on a product.

Leafs. Every fucking time.

Preach

small

Trump x Trudeau Rule 34 WHEN?

To start, Trudeau's beard is going to replace a stable of black bulls with a single golden maned lion, then the cost of maple syrup is going to come down, and then we'll provide everyone in Quebec with an atlas so they can see they're not in France.

oh god was he jewish

You're right they renamed it from York because they didn't want to remember how much of an embarrassment the entire place was.

To be honest I'm surprised you haven't had a referendum yet to change the name of your country.

Yeah so Toronto didn't exist yet so you never burnt it down

>letting in more retarded marxists
I wonder who could be behind this post?

My Prime Minister will be your president's bottom bitch.

Well apparently we did because something in those repressed memories of Canada being a fucking embarrassment affected the entire national psyche so bad you think putting milk in a fucking bag is a good idea.

Dave will crumple like a cheap tent and apologize.

Trump will breed cuck boy's boipucci everyday in the office

Political views are heritable.

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The frog wall just got 12 feet higher.

Tastes better and how can you burn down a city that don't exist? Stupid cunt just stop shitposting

>quebecois walling themselves off from the civilized world
How nice of them, and here I thought all of you were heartless, tragic shitheads.

>how can you burn down a city that don't exist

How can you actually respect a country that has a fucking leaf for it's flag

Friendly reminder.

Canada is literally our biggest trade parter along with Mexico and China, you tard.

too bad we wouldn't get annexed sooner, i'd love to vote for the god emperor

>ml

They import more of our product than the entirety of Europe, you fucking moron. They import more than China. Google that shit. I'd do it for you, but I'm on a shitty phone right now.

For fuck sake you nigger. We buy all yo shit you send us while we sell you some petrol and Electricity (HydroQuebec has a partnership with the US)

Maybe he's just a strong conformist to the status quo and he'll transform in an interesting way

>Hey guys, it's 2019, why are we not renovating more churches?

Nice try Alberta

How can you respect a country who's flag is whiter than their population?

do u enjoy our fine products?

>Trump gets along with China
>Trump gets along with Russia
>Trump gets along with Middle East
>Trump gets along with Israel
>Trump gets along with Mexico
>Trump does not get along with Canada

Guess which the media will hone in on?

>Trump gets along with the Middle East
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You bet I do. Florida Orange juice and all that.

Trudeau is very weak so I'd be more concerned about Trudeau giving him too much. I know lefties who've agreed with me on this too

So we agree then?

cic.gc.ca/english/refugees/welcome/

Trump getting along with Israel?

>implying I'm one of you goddamned leaves
This is what I mean by tragic. Aussie shitposting is performance art, Jap and Israeli are genuinely clever, and Canadian shitposting is like being force-fed old roadkill.

>he posts effortless Alberta.txt
>I respond with no effort
>he complains that I put in no effort

Americans are actually the worst posters here, just that there are a lot of Americans so nobody ever points it out

>Americans are actually the worst posters here
Would you bet on other countries agreeing? I'd say Mexico would agree only because we're threatening to flood their country with Mexicans and nobody wants that.

Why would anyone care about a goose being killed

Liberals will whine and cry but sadly none of them we have here will move to your socialist cuckshed of a failed state. They love nothing more than to complain, and 4-8 years of Trump will give them all the fodder to complain about they could ever dream of.

why would any one care that some canadian choked on a cock and died?

Shart in mart

At this point you fuckers better.

Trudeau will probably shoot his mouth off about Trump to try and appeal to his pussified voting base..... I doubt Donald will even notice.

Why are you bringing up faggot shit

Only west Canada.

Everything east of Ontario can go fuck itself.

Isn't this actually a good thing for once? Think about it apparently it'll cost like $30 billion for Canada to get rid of the TPP, Trump will get rid of it for free after he wins

I'd love to see him alone in a room with Trump and Putin. He'd probably be staring at his shoes the entire time.

I would actually pay to see this

>the weakest of shitposts
>you're mad

The mission have still been successful, gun fucker.

You Canadian cock crazed cucks will all get cockslapped and came on.

I bet they will actually get along well.

Give me American tier gun rights, keep our universal healthcare and I'm down.