>GAS SHORTAGES HIT ALMOST THE ENTIRE EAST COAST >FED IS RIGGING THE ELECTION >MUSLIMS ATTACKING THE US >dow is slowly going down including a huge german banking collapse >dollar is losing traction >shit is going down in syria and south china sea
Dollar losing traction is a good thing for me. Might be able to start exporting again.
Nathaniel Campbell
K.... keep me up to date on current goings-on
Brayden Lewis
>give broof
Benjamin King
>Can't win the election >Deprive 6 states of gasoline so they can't drive to the polls and support your opponent.
Should've figured this would happen desu.
David Richardson
Buy Canadian Oil guys
Camden Myers
Are you saying the governments plan is to induce panic through gas shortage, false flag attacks, slow down the stock market, devalue the dollar, and cause general panic to make voters think >The government should do something about these events, I'm going to vote for hillary because she's a lifelong politician!
And thats the theory you came up with?
Alexander Gray
thats exactly what i was thinking she is a fucking monster, she is trying all she can to win or make us all lost
Xavier Hill
That's not a good strategy because you deprive all the democrats in the state gas too
Jaxson Anderson
>gas shortage
what does that even mean? there's still plenty of gas, no one is running out. and if they need more gas they will just make calls for truckers to bring more.
Jonathan Jackson
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Adrian Ortiz
Please Be My AI GF
Grayson Ward
So was restoring my moped for $350 a good investment?
Bentley Walker
what? no im just reporting the damn shit thats been happening during this entire damn year
thats the problem, pipelines are (((blowingup))) in some states. We are letting oil drain out
James James
There have been many gas stations that have run out of fuel, if they haven't they raised prices .50 per gallon.
Jack Perez
nothing will happen with gas retards, dream on
they will fix the problem within a week and everything will be back to normal
if the Eastern seaboard were to be without gas for a week, it would shut down our economy - it's just not going to happen
Luke Martinez
No.
But mass nation wide panic can be an excuse for Marshall law to come into place.
KING NIGGER 2016
Henry Thomas
>mfw Murifats call Petrol/diesel """""" gas""""""
Cameron Wood
I think the government just doesn't care if we live or die anymore.
Importing a ton of unchecked Syrians and Somalians and letting them loose all over the country? There's no way they thought that would have pleasant results.
They're killing us all and they don't give a fuck.
Ayden Martin
guys stop They already announced its pretty much fixed and everything will be back to normal Friday.
Everything else is literal hell, but the gas shortage is just an unfortunate bump
Cooper Ward
>checks flag
Nah, That's your face on the daily.
Adam Morris
>So was restoring my moped for $350 a good investment?
That's $350.00 less in beans and bullets, kiddo. There won't be any gasoline at all. People will be fighting to the death for a dented can of tuna.
William Cook
There was a leak in a pipe, repairs will take a week or so. It's nothing.
Camden Phillips
Cause you're gay
Carter Morales
I think I should go fill my gas tank and a spare tommorrow, just in case.
Aiden Price
time to invade Venezuela
Jack Rivera
Nothing is happening. Nothing ever happens.
Levi Rogers
dems usually live in cities within walking range to polling stations while reps usually live further out it's a good plan
Jayden Richardson
WE'RE TRAPPED IN THE BELLY OF THIS HORRIBLE MACHINE AND THE MACHINE IS BLEEDING TO DEATH
Jason Carter
Okay bby. How do you like your tea, bby? Like some cream, bby?
Jason Watson
I told you guys. "The entire I-95 corridor will be effected" I even got trips
Ryder Stewart
I hope you're wrong.
Carson Baker
>20 trillion and counting is proof enough shit is going to collapse. They where talking about it non stop 5 years ago when it was only 10 trillion.
When they say don't worry about something then it's time to worry alot.
Colton Evans
this
Aiden Stewart
mmmmmm REALLY MAKES YOU THINK!
Jacob Ward
I'm really bored.
Lincoln Butler
JUST
Caleb Gonzalez
I open up my wallet, and it's full of blood
Charles Morgan
>effected
Gavin Torres
Jimmy Carter lost re election I would say mostly due to a gas shortage.
Joseph Foster
>mfw Aussie fag thinks anyone cares about what Aussie fag thinks
Carson James
This is bullshit I literally live here and gas is a1.94 wtf OP?
Logan Jones
> TFW my Volvo S60 gets 37 highway MPG I seriously couldn't care less if gas went back up to $4/gal
Austin Perez
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Carson Wright
I'm disappointed in you Cred Forums. If you understood History. You would understand this fabricated Oil Crisis is a definite possibility.
Luis Moore
>>GAS SHORTAGES HIT ALMOST THE ENTIRE EAST COAST I'm on the East Coast right now. No shortages. My entire family lives on the East Coast up and down, no shortages. Gas in under 2 bucks.
>>FED IS RIGGING THE ELECTION No proof of this whatsoever. Trump is not even claiming it. Wait for the happening to happen before you happen to happen all over yourself.
>>MUSLIMS ATTACKING THE US Couple of retards yes, but nothing new. They are already dealt with.
>>dow is slowly going down including a huge german banking collapse Not a collapse, the dow is slightly down. Very slightly. It was lower a month ago.
>>dollar is losing traction Not even close to being true. The dollar is actually up to historic highs.
>>shit is going down in syria and south china sea Not new with syria. South China sea is only moving Pacific countries close to the USA.
Wyatt Murphy
The car is on fire, and there is no driver at the wheel.
Benjamin Miller
Guys stop, you'll hurt my feelings! I was informed this board has the bantz, glad to say I wasn't disappointed.
Back on topic, don't you think this is just a ploy to make people buy more shit at extortionary prices? Just look at any time throughout your history when prices have spiked: I don't have any examples except >y2k
Who do you think is behind this deubacherry?
Christian Scott
>mfw live in the Pacific Northwest and gas is $2.20 a gallon down the street >mfw i have a 4cylinder so $20 will get me over half a tank
feels goodman
Grayson Martin
Great way to bump up prices and appease your Saudi campaign backers desu
Isaac Miller
I haven't been following this, why are we out of gas?
Nathaniel Hill
were not a pipeline broke on the east coast
Michael Butler
major gas pipeline ruptured in AL, gas supply to at least 6 states on the east coast affected
Nicholas Murphy
>live on east coast >gas is like 2$ a gallon or less Thanks Obama!!! (who fucking thanks themselves for oil surplus on the market that he didn't freely take)
Logan Myers
Yeah they are making tons of money selling gas here right now considering the gas stations are not selling any gas.
Alexander Sanchez
So you be saying that we only had 1 gas pipeline going to 6 whole states?
William Jackson
Because its called gasoline you fucking faggot.
Leo Rodriguez
Here's where we get stupid.
All of the other pipelines can and have been supplying the same, and more fuel than is missing BUT
BUT BUT BUT BUT BURRRRRUTTTT!!!
Stupid people are panic buying and stations are running out!
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHHA!!
IF they never said a thing, there never would have been a shortage or a price increase!
People are so selfish and dumb. They don't understand if you work together instead of only looking out for yourself, then everyone prospers.
Lesson learned?
Never...
Henry Gutierrez
There was a gas leak in Alabama, so North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, and like one or two other states have shortages. Not the entire east coast.
The pumps still say $2 a gallon, but EVERY gas station in my area has bags over the pumps because they are sold out.
Matthew Miller
kek
Aaron Russell
We've hit Peak Oil due to Climate Change. It's all over.
Hudson Phillips
It's short for gasoline, dipshit. And gasoline/diesel are NOT the same thing, nobody in the USA calls diesel "gas"
Only gasoline is called gas.
Isaiah Sullivan
There was a pipeline that busted last week, it was national news.
If it's sabotage by some environmentalists, it would be retarded and just proves how dependent we are on oil and that it can't be replaced over night let alone in years or decades.
Bentley Gray
Where did you draw this retarded hypothesis.
Ayden Anderson
Yeah, it's just as bad saying Arizona was rigged against Sanders because of fewer polling stations, even though it would have affected Clinton as well.
Michael Diaz
>no shortages oh ok so i was hallucinating when I drove through town and all of our stations were out
and i was definitely imagining things when i filled up at a store that was up 70 cents from the night prior
thx for correcting the record
Nathaniel Scott
Are these headlines taken from house of cards??
This role play belongs in Cred Forums
I want of this ride
Justin Powell
There is no mass shortage, prices were just going up $0.15-$0.20.
Aiden Ross
Look that the hundreds protest the new North Dakota pipeline.
Blake Myers
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John Collins
And they will continue to go up until there is action. I want action people. Might is right and if you can't use it at all while we price gouge you it's honestly getting pathetic.
Nolan Price
Plenty of oil and gas in the States. We just need an incentive to ramp up production. There's plenty of men ready to work
Nathaniel Brown
Isn't the gas shortage caused by a major pipeline going down or something
Carter Robinson
North Carolina is having a gas shortage right now price gouging all that shit
Problems with the oil pipelines in Alabama.
Henry Long
That was a hilarious episode. All his fears and knowledge about alligators.
Parker Davis
Good thing we have the mass media to cover up the fact that the Alabama pipeline issues were a infrastructure attack by ISIS cells.
William Clark
SHADILAY KEKBAR
Michael Baker
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Isaac Morales
meant for
Aaron Miller
Die socialists. Viva La Cultevolution.
Austin Taylor
This won't get out of hand. Let me pop corn.
Kayden Powell
why did you delete your post?
Charles Smith
The Gulag did it.
Jonathan Torres
Just in time for colder weather to arrive. Better pepper anguses now...
Jaxson Kelly
I'm ready for the chimp out.
Ryan Mitchell
I hope I'm wrong too
but there is just no scenario where we will ever be without gas. the government would declare a state of emergency and the military and National Guard would be trucking in millions of gallons of gasoline.
one way or another, Amerigoys will have their gasoline so they can go to work and make shekels for Mr. Shekelstein
Gabriel Foster
It's called fuel, you fucking homo.
John Cook
>no mass shortage There is literally no gas station with gas in my town
Noah Wright
Most station in Atlanta are completely out of gas. Not that this is a happening. This already happened in 2007 once and we all survived.
Jose Nelson
Its martial law not Marshall law you fucking retard never post again
Jaxson Hernandez
I'm tired and I'm not 100 years old. I bet they're feeling cranky. All the Goys. They're Pawns. Useless. And if I were at the end of the line with no results. I'd be getting desperate.
Jacob Russell
Invade for what, they would happily trade all their oil for bags of rice at this point.
Easton Stewart
God I hope this happens My whole stock portfolio is nothing but oil shares
Jeremiah Jones
can't eat from it if it's dented, you'll get botchulism
Lincoln Wilson
Is this a good time to get into classic sonic emulations?
Chase Smith
Not in tekken.
Gabriel Campbell
There isn't going to be an oil crisis. N-S is making huge, HUGE, amounts of money off this at the moment.
Logan Edwards
>East coast getting bombed >East coast has no oil or gas >mfw West Coast
Wyatt Perry
The Russians or Chinese did it. The crISIS actor in New York was just to divert away attention from it. Literally a text book sleeper cell attack. Minimum risk and explosives for maximum disruption.
Ian Roberts
Cool
Keep me posted
David Williams
This is a step closer to Civil War.
Wyatt Garcia
Obama will call for a martial law until peace is restored, effectively giving him a 3rd term
Jayden Young
The entire east coast is blue.
Ryan Thomas
WE WILL WALK TO THE ELECTION BOOTHS TO KICK THE TYRANTS OUT OF POWER. THEY WILL NOT STOP THE POWER OF LORD KEK
Henry Baker
Oh fuck off with that noise. Crisis actor but you'll throw the Russians or the Chinese under the bus? I'd like to avoid WW3, thanks.
Eli Fisher
I'm not going to bother with this thread, I just popped in to say that in the last week I've seen a few articles explaining an issue with a pipeline that could lead to shortages in the eastern US
Brody Gomez
Corrupt seed grows corrupt trees. All the Gardening in the world can't change that.
Xavier Turner
How's that water situation working out for you?
Ayden Edwards
Checked and top kek.
I knew a kid in high school named Marshall Hall. He hated me. I would say his name fast and attempt to roll my tongue with the L's from marshaLL into his last name,Hall. Marsh-ah-ll-hawl
Xavier Flores
>literally just moved out of the West Coast last month >bombings and no gas send me back
>City makes new rule "dont water your lawn on weekends or past 5pm" >everybody ignores it >go on with life normally holy shit drought west coast btfo
didnt nasa report tat we would get a huge solar flare this year?
Joseph Lewis
You can't trust either of those chicken fuckers.
Zachary Reed
fuck
Asher Murphy
that wasn't constructive
Mason Smith
>Live in Mass >No shortage here and gas prices is roughly $2 a gallon
Feels good.
Easton Price
Thank you for that kek, user. >retro lols for days
Levi Morris
>mfw Oregon
Luke Howard
Leafs confirmed behind the gas crisis
Camden Carter
I've been telling you motherfuckers peak shale oil is coming.
Ryan Murphy
>meanwhile on the west coast
Juan Robinson
People would walk and ride bikes to the polls if the had to
even the average joe trump supporter realizes its trump or death at this point
Camden Robinson
actually rained a day ago.
I think it's going be a rainy winter this year.
Been living here my whole life, I know when a rainy season is coming.
Andrew Peterson
Nothing to do with peak oil, it's OPEC manipulating supply again.
Justin Sullivan
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Nathan Wright
The gas shortage in NC is fucking bad. Had to drive two cities away just to get gss on the way back to Charlotte. Not even fucking cops had gas. Found one working pump in 75 miles
Asher Ross
It's coming anyway.
Adam Fisher
I get a full tank with $25 and that's all the way supreme, none of that regular shit
Nathaniel Rogers
Don't the east coast vote democrat though?
Blake Perez
It's going to peak a few more times before there is a depletion-led decline. Tons of US companies have many of their wells shut in when prices return.
Wanna become a US State? There's only one answer and its YES!
Samuel Baker
Australia thinks it's so hot...
Well you know what?...
It's not.
Liam Green
Everyone uses gas, not just Repubs. Then again, you're retarded, so what do we care.
Adrian Russell
>tripfag Discarded
Thomas Reed
that rain the other day was our winter rain
Joseph Hernandez
we were the first to drill for it. we get to call it what we want
Connor Perez
>commifornian
And nothing of value was lost.
Lincoln Price
>deny the states most likely and able to rebel their gasoline >bullshit the elections >still get rekt'd by a fuckton of southern boys using corn biodiesel powered pickups
William Ross
>limit gasoline >wait until people can't flee en mass >oopsie nuclear reactors melt down >cloud of radiation kills everyone
Grayson Sanders
Kek. Nice memory. You must be on here every day like me.
Gabriel Wright
>including a huge german banking collapse
Matthew Bennett
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John Reyes
I want off this ride.
Lucas Nguyen
Meanwhile in Texas the oil refineries haven't decreased their production and there isn't unlimited storage space so the price of gas has dropped. Alot.
Noah Diaz
wi-want to be my ai girlfriend?
Zachary Sanchez
I just waited 40 minutes to get gas from the only station within five miles with any gas in TN. There's only a shortage because the same fucks who drive with their brights on and try to sell stories to the local news are panic buying all the fucking gas so they can binge watch Fox news in peace. other stations reported 7000 gallons sold in less than eight hours. There is no problem other than the stupid fucks that live here.
Landon Diaz
Lol, glad to see not all Americans are retarded. If you asked for gas at a servo, the bloke'd give yer a 2kg swap-n-go canister.
Chase Thomas
yeah nope my gas station just ran out of everything except premium. and i'm in podunk nowhere NC
Justin Barnes
TXfag here. $1.75 a gallon feels great.
Daniel Thompson
pic related
Alexander Garcia
New Jersey here.
Not sure what you're on about. Just filled my tank up today for 1.97 a gallon. Only reason its going up is because the summer crowd is finally heading back home.
And no idea why even bother attacking where they did in New Jersey. That area is still fucked by Sandy, a fire on the boardwalk, and the cast of Jersey Shore before all that. If anything, that bomb probably did more cleaning than that useless fat sack of shit Christie ever did.
Chase King
There's a pipeline that busted in Alabama which only lost about 6000 barrels of fuel. Govs declared state of emergency for no Fucking reason then backtracked after they realized they were creating a gas run that did not exist beforehand. now it's just a self fulfilling prophecy.
jesus fucking christ, are you people that fucking retarded?
Cooper Young
$1.75 is not a good thing, especially for Texas
Jose Brown
>WE ARE HEADING TOWARD 2008 BUT X10 good, maybe theyll arrest the jew bankers this time
Sebastian Moore
>>GAS SHORTAGES HIT ALMOST THE ENTIRE EAST COAST
>mfw Texas
Robert Nelson
Enjoy your fucking water shortages.
Henry Roberts
Basically, and they won't reveal any information about how much oil passes through it because that is "proprietary information"
Isaiah Garcia
>East coast getting bombed and no gas >West coast on fire and no water >Texas has water, gas, food, everything and even most of the liberals here carry.
Feels. Fucking. Great.
Dominic Gomez
You are really dumb.
Liam Kelly
Only $1.94, here in Southern California it's $2.75.