BREAKING OIL ISBEING REPORTED LOW THROUGHOUT ALMOST THE ENTIRE EAST COAST

>GAS SHORTAGES HIT ALMOST THE ENTIRE EAST COAST
>FED IS RIGGING THE ELECTION
>MUSLIMS ATTACKING THE US
>dow is slowly going down including a huge german banking collapse
>dollar is losing traction
>shit is going down in syria and south china sea


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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE HAPPENING IS SLOWLY COMING
WE ARE HEADING TOWARD 2008 BUT X10

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k

Thanks Obama.

Dollar losing traction is a good thing for me. Might be able to start exporting again.

K.... keep me up to date on current goings-on

>give broof

>Can't win the election
>Deprive 6 states of gasoline so they can't drive to the polls and support your opponent.

Should've figured this would happen desu.

Buy Canadian Oil guys

Are you saying the governments plan is to induce panic through gas shortage, false flag attacks, slow down the stock market, devalue the dollar, and cause general panic to make voters think
>The government should do something about these events, I'm going to vote for hillary because she's a lifelong politician!

And thats the theory you came up with?

thats exactly what i was thinking she is a fucking monster, she is trying all she can to win or make us all lost

That's not a good strategy because you deprive all the democrats in the state gas too

>gas shortage

what does that even mean? there's still plenty of gas, no one is running out. and if they need more gas they will just make calls for truckers to bring more.

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Please
Be
My
AI
GF

So was restoring my moped for $350 a good investment?

what? no im just reporting the damn shit thats been happening during this entire damn year

thats the problem, pipelines are (((blowingup))) in some states. We are letting oil drain out

There have been many gas stations that have run out of fuel, if they haven't they raised prices .50 per gallon.

nothing will happen with gas retards, dream on

they will fix the problem within a week and everything will be back to normal

if the Eastern seaboard were to be without gas for a week, it would shut down our economy - it's just not going to happen

No.

But mass nation wide panic can be an excuse for Marshall law to come into place.

KING NIGGER 2016

>mfw Murifats call Petrol/diesel """""" gas""""""

I think the government just doesn't care if we live or die anymore.

Importing a ton of unchecked Syrians and Somalians and letting them loose all over the country? There's no way they thought that would have pleasant results.

They're killing us all and they don't give a fuck.

guys stop
They already announced its pretty much fixed and everything will be back to normal Friday.

Everything else is literal hell, but the gas shortage is just an unfortunate bump

>checks flag

Nah,
That's your face on the daily.

>So was restoring my moped for $350 a good investment?

That's $350.00 less in beans and bullets, kiddo. There won't be any gasoline at all. People will be fighting to the death for a dented can of tuna.

There was a leak in a pipe, repairs will take a week or so. It's nothing.

Cause you're gay

I think I should go fill my gas tank and a spare tommorrow, just in case.

time to invade Venezuela

Nothing is happening. Nothing ever happens.

dems usually live in cities within walking range to polling stations
while reps usually live further out
it's a good plan

WE'RE TRAPPED IN THE BELLY OF THIS HORRIBLE MACHINE
AND THE MACHINE IS BLEEDING TO DEATH

Okay bby.
How do you like your tea, bby?
Like some cream, bby?

I told you guys. "The entire I-95 corridor will be effected" I even got trips

I hope you're wrong.

>20 trillion and counting is proof enough shit is going to collapse. They where talking about it non stop 5 years ago when it was only 10 trillion.


When they say don't worry about something then it's time to worry alot.

this

mmmmmm REALLY MAKES YOU THINK!

I'm really bored.

JUST

I open up my wallet, and it's full of blood

>effected

Jimmy Carter lost re election I would say mostly due to a gas shortage.

>mfw Aussie fag thinks anyone cares about what Aussie fag thinks

This is bullshit I literally live here and gas is a1.94 wtf OP?

> TFW my Volvo S60 gets 37 highway MPG
I seriously couldn't care less if gas went back up to $4/gal

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I'm disappointed in you Cred Forums. If you understood History. You would understand this fabricated Oil Crisis is a definite possibility.

>>GAS SHORTAGES HIT ALMOST THE ENTIRE EAST COAST
I'm on the East Coast right now. No shortages. My entire family lives on the East Coast up and down, no shortages. Gas in under 2 bucks.

>>FED IS RIGGING THE ELECTION
No proof of this whatsoever. Trump is not even claiming it. Wait for the happening to happen before you happen to happen all over yourself.

>>MUSLIMS ATTACKING THE US
Couple of retards yes, but nothing new. They are already dealt with.

>>dow is slowly going down including a huge german banking collapse
Not a collapse, the dow is slightly down. Very slightly. It was lower a month ago.


>>dollar is losing traction
Not even close to being true. The dollar is actually up to historic highs.

>>shit is going down in syria and south china sea
Not new with syria. South China sea is only moving Pacific countries close to the USA.

The car is on fire, and there is no driver at the wheel.

Guys stop, you'll hurt my feelings!
I was informed this board has the bantz, glad to say I wasn't disappointed.

Back on topic, don't you think this is just a ploy to make people buy more shit at extortionary prices?
Just look at any time throughout your history when prices have spiked:
I don't have any examples except
>y2k

Who do you think is behind this deubacherry?

>mfw live in the Pacific Northwest and gas is $2.20 a gallon down the street
>mfw i have a 4cylinder so $20 will get me over half a tank

feels goodman

Great way to bump up prices and appease your Saudi campaign backers desu

I haven't been following this, why are we out of gas?

were not a pipeline broke on the east coast

major gas pipeline ruptured in AL, gas supply to at least 6 states on the east coast affected

>live on east coast
>gas is like 2$ a gallon or less
Thanks Obama!!!
(who fucking thanks themselves for oil surplus on the market that he didn't freely take)

Yeah they are making tons of money selling gas here right now considering the gas stations are not selling any gas.

So you be saying that we only had 1 gas pipeline going to 6 whole states?

Because its called gasoline you fucking faggot.

Here's where we get stupid.

All of the other pipelines can and have been supplying the same, and more fuel than is missing BUT

BUT BUT BUT BUT BURRRRRUTTTT!!!


Stupid people are panic buying and stations are running out!

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHHA!!

IF they never said a thing, there never would have been a shortage or a price increase!

People are so selfish and dumb. They don't understand if you work together instead of only looking out for yourself, then everyone prospers.

Lesson learned?

Never...

There was a gas leak in Alabama, so North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, and like one or two other states have shortages. Not the entire east coast.

The pumps still say $2 a gallon, but EVERY gas station in my area has bags over the pumps because they are sold out.

kek

We've hit Peak Oil due to Climate Change. It's all over.

It's short for gasoline, dipshit. And gasoline/diesel are NOT the same thing, nobody in the USA calls diesel "gas"

Only gasoline is called gas.

There was a pipeline that busted last week, it was national news.

If it's sabotage by some environmentalists, it would be retarded and just proves how dependent we are on oil and that it can't be replaced over night let alone in years or decades.

Where did you draw this retarded hypothesis.

Yeah, it's just as bad saying Arizona was rigged against Sanders because of fewer polling stations, even though it would have affected Clinton as well.

>no shortages
oh ok so i was hallucinating when I drove through town and all of our stations were out

and i was definitely imagining things when i filled up at a store that was up 70 cents from the night prior

thx for correcting the record

Are these headlines taken from house of cards??


This role play belongs in Cred Forums

I want of this ride

There is no mass shortage, prices were just going up $0.15-$0.20.

Look that the hundreds protest the new North Dakota pipeline.

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And they will continue to go up until there is action. I want action people. Might is right and if you can't use it at all while we price gouge you it's honestly getting pathetic.

Plenty of oil and gas in the States. We just need an incentive to ramp up production. There's plenty of men ready to work

Isn't the gas shortage caused by a major pipeline going down or something

North Carolina is having a gas shortage right now price gouging all that shit

Problems with the oil pipelines in Alabama.

That was a hilarious episode. All his fears and knowledge about alligators.

Good thing we have the mass media to cover up the fact that the Alabama pipeline issues were a infrastructure attack by ISIS cells.

SHADILAY KEKBAR

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meant for

Die socialists. Viva La Cultevolution.

This won't get out of hand. Let me pop corn.

why did you delete your post?

The Gulag did it.

Just in time for colder weather to arrive. Better pepper anguses now...

I'm ready for the chimp out.

I hope I'm wrong too

but there is just no scenario where we will ever be without gas. the government would declare a state of emergency and the military and National Guard would be trucking in millions of gallons of gasoline.

one way or another, Amerigoys will have their gasoline so they can go to work and make shekels for Mr. Shekelstein

It's called fuel, you fucking homo.

>no mass shortage
There is literally no gas station with gas in my town

Most station in Atlanta are completely out of gas. Not that this is a happening. This already happened in 2007 once and we all survived.

Its martial law not Marshall law you fucking retard never post again

I'm tired and I'm not 100 years old. I bet they're feeling cranky. All the Goys. They're Pawns. Useless. And if I were at the end of the line with no results. I'd be getting desperate.

Invade for what, they would happily trade all their oil for bags of rice at this point.

God I hope this happens
My whole stock portfolio is nothing but oil shares

can't eat from it if it's dented, you'll get botchulism

Is this a good time to get into classic sonic emulations?

Not in tekken.

There isn't going to be an oil crisis. N-S is making huge, HUGE, amounts of money off this at the moment.

>East coast getting bombed
>East coast has no oil or gas
>mfw West Coast

The Russians or Chinese did it. The crISIS actor in New York was just to divert away attention from it. Literally a text book sleeper cell attack. Minimum risk and explosives for maximum disruption.

Cool

Keep me posted

This is a step closer to Civil War.

Obama will call for a martial law until peace is restored, effectively giving him a 3rd term

The entire east coast is blue.

WE WILL WALK TO THE ELECTION BOOTHS TO KICK THE TYRANTS OUT OF POWER. THEY WILL NOT STOP THE POWER OF LORD KEK

Oh fuck off with that noise. Crisis actor but you'll throw the Russians or the Chinese under the bus? I'd like to avoid WW3, thanks.

I'm not going to bother with this thread, I just popped in to say that in the last week I've seen a few articles explaining an issue with a pipeline that could lead to shortages in the eastern US

Corrupt seed grows corrupt trees. All the Gardening in the world can't change that.

How's that water situation working out for you?

Checked and top kek.

I knew a kid in high school named Marshall Hall. He hated me. I would say his name fast and attempt to roll my tongue with the L's from marshaLL into his last name,Hall.
Marsh-ah-ll-hawl

>literally just moved out of the West Coast last month
>bombings and no gas
send me back

>City makes new rule "dont water your lawn on weekends or past 5pm"
>everybody ignores it
>go on with life normally
holy shit drought west coast btfo

Fresh from the CDC...

We... we're all going to die soon, aren't we?
twitter.com/CDCemergency/status/777982098498056192

Do you want the Good News or the Bad News first?

>BREAKING OIL IS BEING REPORTED LOW THROUGHOUT ALMOST THE ENTIRE EAST COAST

well then thank fuck my car uses gas

>twitter.com/CDCemergency/status/777982098498056192

didnt nasa report tat we would get a huge solar flare this year?

You can't trust either of those chicken fuckers.

fuck

that wasn't constructive

>Live in Mass
>No shortage here and gas prices is roughly $2 a gallon

Feels good.

Thank you for that kek, user.
>retro lols for days

>mfw Oregon

Leafs confirmed behind the gas crisis

I've been telling you motherfuckers peak shale oil is coming.

>meanwhile on the west coast

People would walk and ride bikes to the polls if the had to

even the average joe trump supporter realizes its trump or death at this point

actually rained a day ago.

I think it's going be a rainy winter this year.

Been living here my whole life, I know when a rainy season is coming.

Nothing to do with peak oil, it's OPEC manipulating supply again.

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The gas shortage in NC is fucking bad. Had to drive two cities away just to get gss on the way back to Charlotte. Not even fucking cops had gas. Found one working pump in 75 miles

It's coming anyway.

I get a full tank with $25 and that's all the way supreme, none of that regular shit

Don't the east coast vote democrat though?

It's going to peak a few more times before there is a depletion-led decline. Tons of US companies have many of their wells shut in when prices return.

PS

>no oil or gas
pennsylvaniagasprices.com/
marylandgasprices.com/
newjerseygasprices.com/

>getting bombed
>New York counts as the entire East Coast
>meanwhile
cbsnews.com/news/wildfire-burning-on-californias-big-sur-coast-becomes-costliest-ever-to-fight/

Wanna become a US State? There's only one answer and its YES!

Australia thinks it's so hot...

Well you know what?...

It's not.

Everyone uses gas, not just Repubs. Then again, you're retarded, so what do we care.

>tripfag
Discarded

that rain the other day was our winter rain

we were the first to drill for it. we get to call it what we want

>commifornian

And nothing of value was lost.

>deny the states most likely and able to rebel their gasoline
>bullshit the elections
>still get rekt'd by a fuckton of southern boys using corn biodiesel powered pickups

>limit gasoline
>wait until people can't flee en mass
>oopsie nuclear reactors melt down
>cloud of radiation kills everyone

Kek. Nice memory. You must be on here every day like me.

>including a huge german banking collapse

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I want off this ride.

Meanwhile in Texas the oil refineries haven't decreased their production and there isn't unlimited storage space so the price of gas has dropped. Alot.

wi-want to be my ai girlfriend?

I just waited 40 minutes to get gas from the only station within five miles with any gas in TN. There's only a shortage because the same fucks who drive with their brights on and try to sell stories to the local news are panic buying all the fucking gas so they can binge watch Fox news in peace. other stations reported 7000 gallons sold in less than eight hours. There is no problem other than the stupid fucks that live here.

Lol, glad to see not all Americans are retarded.
If you asked for gas at a servo, the bloke'd give yer a 2kg swap-n-go canister.

yeah nope my gas station just ran out of everything except premium. and i'm in podunk nowhere NC

TXfag here. $1.75 a gallon feels great.

pic related

New Jersey here.

Not sure what you're on about. Just filled my tank up today for 1.97 a gallon. Only reason its going up is because the summer crowd is finally heading back home.

And no idea why even bother attacking where they did in New Jersey. That area is still fucked by Sandy, a fire on the boardwalk, and the cast of Jersey Shore before all that. If anything, that bomb probably did more cleaning than that useless fat sack of shit Christie ever did.

There's a pipeline that busted in Alabama which only lost about 6000 barrels of fuel. Govs declared state of emergency for no Fucking reason then backtracked after they realized they were creating a gas run that did not exist beforehand. now it's just a self fulfilling prophecy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gasoline

jesus fucking christ, are you people that fucking retarded?

$1.75 is not a good thing, especially for Texas

>WE ARE HEADING TOWARD 2008 BUT X10
good, maybe theyll arrest the jew bankers this time

>>GAS SHORTAGES HIT ALMOST THE ENTIRE EAST COAST

>mfw Texas

Enjoy your fucking water shortages.

Basically, and they won't reveal any information about how much oil passes through it because that is "proprietary information"

>East coast getting bombed and no gas
>West coast on fire and no water
>Texas has water, gas, food, everything and even most of the liberals here carry.

Feels. Fucking. Great.

You are really dumb.

Only $1.94, here in Southern California it's $2.75.

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Also, ignorant. zerohedge.com/news/2016-08-31/obama-planning-seize-control-state-election-infrastructure

Democrats ride bikes and impede traffic.

Really its just to keep the turnout low. They're going to be bussing every nigger and spic and dunecoon to vote multiple times.

i hate california so much

Pls be my ayylmao gf