Brit/pol/

Working Holiday, been here 3 months, 9 to go. Currently in Victoria staying with a mate but if I'm honest I'm loving it down here and want to qualify for a visa extension, that means going to Queensland (only got a few mates up there that I met online so gunna be pretty lonely) and working on a cottonpicking farm for 3months and I don't think I'm black enough.

>meanwhile, at ukip headquarters...

This is second year of A-levels mate, I doubt I'm even gonna get into a half way decent medschool.
Test this week on everything covered in first year

>A2s were the best part of a decade ago
>I thought thank fuck its over when school ended
>secondary school really was the best years of my life
>and I still hated it

depressing thought desu

Sad to hear it lad. What did you end up taking?

Reminder that Britannia rules the waves

Chemistry

Nice lad, very nice. What work are you doing now?

I really want to go travelling at some point myself. Do you reckon going down there is good? I was personally thinking of Thailand. Reckon it'll be easy to meet westerners there. And it'll be a totally new culture. And it's cheap.

Also how old are you? I'm 25. You say your a2s were nearly a decade ago so are you like 27 or thereabouts I'm guessing?

Inorganic is a killer, going over some redox just in case. Nice to know I'm not the first one to suffer through Chem.
Alright lads I'm off, see you in the evening.

I'm 23, but did them a year early too so it was 6 years ago for me. I like it down here, it's basically like Britain meets America. Everyone is kind, and nice but they also don't give a fuck what you think of them so it's refreshing. They have so much land down under though that everything is, BIG. The roads, the houses all huge compared to the UK. You barely ever see a 2 story house in the suburbs. Why build up when you can just build outwards. Haven't been up a set of stairs since I got here 3 months ago, literally.Currently I'm not doing anything, had enough savings to let me holiday for a bit but I plan on doing rural work to get another visa, nothing to do with my degree (yet).

Before I recommend Aus tho I have to say my best friend back home was a Kiwi med student, I have family and friends in Aus and I didn't just come out here blind and alone so pick your own travel based on your personal situation, but I love it out here. Miss the Isles like fuck, miss my dogs and my friends but I think it was something I need to do. Also if you really are looking for a different culture don't pick Aus/NZ. It's very similar out here, even have the Queen on the money,

What's he up to, lads?

...

Nice. Good stuff. I should definitely look into making travelling happen 2bh.

Guys do you like my flag for conservatism?

I really want to end this young boy's life. Fashion politics prick.

not really

Nice clipart.

why not?

it's a bit shit

lazy tbqh

Anyone else fancy dating a bird like this? Massive turn on that she's likely shagged 50-100 men.

I don't think its lazy, its not supposed to be a national flag. Just a symbol of conservatism like how socialists use a red flag

Its inspired by the design of the Christianity flag

Quick flag test: How does it look drawn freehand on a postage stamp?

It's not lazy it's conservatively drawn
Keep it simple

See, it's a great representation of conservatism

Guys do you like my flag for quintessential noughties Britain?

>its not supposed to be a national flag

They why is it bland colour and the drawing in the top left then? It looks like a lazy national flag. A symbol of British conservatism would very simply be this

Dating? No
Fuck? Yes
Would I wrap it up? Twice

Why not date? You could reap the rewards of her experience more often.

i made one of those too, i made a few designs but decided the initial one i posted was my favourite .

i wanted it to be mostly blue rather than a fully white background desu

...

new logo a shit

Rate these three desu

Couple questions.

In what way does blue represent conservatism?

Given that a tree constantly grows away from its own roots, which is fundamentally the opposite of social and political conservatism, how does a tree represent conservatism?

Assuming the tree does represent conservatism, why is it in the canton and not the primary focus of the flag?

>mc devo

This takes me back holy shit

Why did you include the French flag?

i used to think this but i changed my mind over time since the oak tree is quintessentially british and its actually a symbol of the old tory party

king charles the ii is hiding within the modern conservative party logo

Sorry M, it's Dido

well, we cant really have a french flag

and the other 3 i made, and dont really like too much

the bottom right looks nice, but i dont think red really belongs on the flag

>A
>FUCKING
>TREE

Are ye full yet? I need to run from Reichsfuhrer Merkel

>A
>FUCKING
>TREE'S
>APPENDAGE

What college, lad?

Took this back home in Wales. Used to read books under this tree, beautiful scenery. Never thought to take a picture before I decided to go travelling and I left the Isles before summer, so didn't get one with leaves on it, unfortunately.

Why do the French seem to have a habit of running from Germans?

if there was an australian empire

Absolutely MOOING at this post

If there was an Aussie empire I'm fairly sure the Union Flag wouldn't be in their canton mate.

we have to go deeper

The amount of posing with a beer that guy does. He was really desperate to appear as "one of us" with his beer and fag

Shame he just made the average tolerant left hate pubs and smokers even more

no, australia will never change its flag, its quintessentially australian

also
what about this?

Well you fucked that up didn't you lad?

If you want to represent conservatism, don't use the Conservative Party logo. Apart from how conservative the Tories aren't, it ignores the many conservative people that vote otherwise (or not at all).

Because they smell bad

...

there are still some real conservatives left in the tory party. some of the back benchers are pretty good, like rees-mogg

also this comment from elsewhere

Conservatives prefer gradual change to rapid, prefer the status quo, and generally care strongly about personal protection and family. Trees are very long living, tough to kill, produce thousands of seeds yearly, and decades can pass without noticeable change in the largest trees.
I think a tree fits pretty damn well, perhaps better than the ubiquitous elephant.

youtube.com/watch?v=WFhe-UoYbXQ

That design is a colony flag, a territorial design. It makes no sense to represent a political ideology with a territorial flag.

In fairness, it doesn't really make any sense to represent a political ideology with any flag.

i see no karen here

Bongs, did you know Peter Hitchens is Jewish

So is his wife

"It happened when his brother Peter took his new bride to meet their maternal grandmother, Dodo, who was then in her nineties, and Dodo said, 'She's Jewish, isn't she?' and then announced: 'Well, I've got something to tell you. So are you.' She said that her real surname was Levin, not Lynn, and that her ancestors were Blumenthals from Poland."

theguardian.com/books/2002/apr/14/politics

Couldn't care less mate, I've always seen him as a bit of a dickhead anyway. He just regurgitates shit that smarter men have said and he's an arrogant prick to boot.

Shut up dumbo I quite like him

he's out of his mind tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=Oac_O5u3Dnc

So mean.

>average tolerant left

why are you speaking in oxymorons?

>not knowing Pete is Paleo

>Defending skimmed milk
Shouldn't you be busy fixing your party Tim?

I think this is fitting.

youtu.be/nYLORUgp6j8

Post morality man

Lads, should I put up with a bunch of cows shouting really loud today just to see Nige, or should I just wait and watch his appearance on Youtube?

theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/20/french-hitchhiker-goes-beserk-new-zealand-four-days-stuck-without-a-lift

Continentals can't handle the bantz.

>“Oh he threw an absolute hissy fit; he was lying prone on the road screaming that New Zealanders were assholes and he couldn’t wait to get back to Europe,” says local Neil Mouat, who eventually called police after an elderly fisherman “had words” with him, and Mouat feared the altercation could turn violent.

>“He was a spoilt millennial, and he created a hell of a din. But all that time he was standing in the wrong place to hitchhike – a corner with poor visibility and nowhere for cars to easily pull over.”

where is nige going? i might go if i can get there

He's appearing on Loose Women, those are the cows I'm talking about. I don't know if it's worth watching them just for him though.

>HITCHhike

VIVA MEXICO CABRONES!!!!

youtu.be/_DxWAXmNMb4

> "Select all images with a smug magnificent Englishman"

Absolutely not worth it, that show is dreadful.

Though watching him BTFO of any of them who dare to challenge his politics would be a great moment.

Some news for the next thread, if you've got anything post it.

Theresa May vows to get ambitious EU deal
>express.co.uk/news/politics/712334/Theresa-May-Britain-good-EU-exit-deal-unlimited-migration-finally

UK failed to appreciate how marvellous EU is
>express.co.uk/news/world/712095/Juncker-UK-blame-Britain-Brexit

Sadiq Khan tells us to get used to terrorism
>breitbart.com/london/2016/09/19/londons-muslim-mayor-tells-new-york-terror-attacks-normal-trump-scapegoating/

Judge dismisses 'vague and cagey' case against Tommy Robinson
>breitbart.com/london/2016/09/19/tommy-robinson-successfully-contests-anti-muslim-incitement-allegation-fck-isis-banner/

Britain will withold foreign aid from countries if money is being wasted
>telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/18/foreign-aid-money-to-be-limited-if-performance-targets-are-not-m/

Based Aussies are RAYCIS
>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3795988/Brisbane-restaurant-British-Colonial-slammed-advertising-safari-style-d-cor-inspired-stylish-days-empirical-push-developing-countries.html

>these sources
>this bait

>"You just have to live with terrorism."
I don't think there is much living after being blown to bits, shot or pancaked by a lorry.

>these stories
>also published by other sources
>just chose a source at random from the selection
>provide your own then
>non-country

Don't knock it til you've tried it lad.

so we all agree this is the best flag right?

i like this one as well but doesnt really make sense

Can't decide if I like tam 'o shanters or glengarrys better.

A tos is nicer to wear bit the glengarry is a bit more organised looking

If you really wanting to stick close to that design, I'd suggest the "tree in a circle" design from but make it centered. It's simple and far easier on the eye than .

Tos is A S T H E T I C as fuck.
The only problem is you either have to line the edge or shave it bare unless you want a rash. You can get used to it though.
Also, getting cap-badge'd with it on is painful.

I prefer the classic combination of TN trainers, Adidas trackies and a suave McKenzie polo. Can wear it in a skirmish but you can also wear it down the pub to pick up slags.

>An Adidas kilt option for parade.
Glorious.

I guess this settles it then

You actually in 4scots or you jjst have it for decoration?

>Judge dismisses 'vague and cagey' case against Tommy Robinson

Holy fuck for a good 30 seconds I read that as Tony Robinson and my sides were doing laps of Jupiter at the thought of Baldrick with a 'Fuck ISIS' flag

A lot slower today.

It's my Granddads old TOS from his time in Gordons. It's been fixed up a lot since I had to replace the tartan.
I used it for cadets since I joined when they were having problems with kit.

I wouldn't mind joining the reserves in a few years and use it again. Right now it's decor.

Hey Brit/pol/, were you aware that the ((((((JerusalemPost))))))) was trying to slander Roald Dahl on the occasion of his centenary by digging up tons of anecdotes about him being a based anti-Semite?
archive.fo/rCldl
I feel kinda proud to know this, since I loved his books as a child, but I know loads of normies will probably be disgusted by it and will
>"wtf I hate Roald Dahl now"

>it takes a burger to post a Karen in a bong thread

That got a few tears of laughter.

So did this.

you mean like this?
not sure, a lot of people seem to design flags that look more like a website design than a flag these days, i dont want to fall into that

its ok

that's beautiful

Loved his books years ago.
Forgot it all at this point though.

I wonder which current politicians are nonces

also, i dont mind if i use a different thing than the tree, but thats all i can really think of

Yep. Some cunt on my Normiebook posted it.

You never forget that stuff, really. It stays with you in your subconscious, in your gut. The morality that is.

Oh wow nice one. Looks in pretty good nick.

Reserves are recruiting like crazy just now to try and meet targets, you would get in pretty quickly

I reckon not far off from a quarter of Parliament have some dirt to their name in the background they're each praying will never be exposed.

from Cardiff, there were thousands out for his 100th birthday

oh yeah I mean half of them are degenerates on drugs and prostitutes but that's not even a big scandal anymore, it has to be kids

>Tfw I spend all my free time now playing a WW2 game on Roblox while off my nut.

What books does Brit/pol/ read?

Argos catalogue. Just got to the bit about home electronics.

The Garden and home section is a bit bland in the new volume though.

Vote Trump.

Anyone still here?

Got into an argument on Reddit again.

I really need to stop.

i am

Best ball

What did you do this time, lad?

Aye lad I'm still hovering about, got fuck all better to do.

>reddit
Never once been on but my brother goes there, so I know to stay away.

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Why is BT so shit lads?

Because

>Data caps

Have you tried nationalising it, comrade?

Dunno lad, what've they done? I use Virgin, I pay for 60mb/down internet, but they've given free upgrades twice and now I'm on 150mb/down. Only costs about 25 quid too.

Wait, they do data caps?
I have unlimited broadband, but it`s still well shite.

BT is pretty shit but they have no data caps 2bh.

They used to, like 3 years ago, but now I torrent literally non stop, never had an issue.

Only minor annoyance is them blocking all the streaming/torrent sites. But I discovered a vast network of proxy sites that list all the sites you can go to. So ironically I have more choice and access than ever before.

Goodnight, lads.

the tree is only able to grow so tall due to it's long and deep roots

>Jean-Claude Juncker, President of the European Commission, attacked Britain last week for their decision to leave the EU. He said "something was wrong in Britain" and suggested that 40 years of "lies" caused the UK to vote Leave. The Eurocrat laid the blame for Brexit at the door of Britain and denied the European Union's over-reach had caused.

>Mr Foster told talkRADIO to expect the EU to double-down on their principles instead of reversing. He said: "From their point of view the problem is not them, it's not the fact the euro doesn't work and Europe can't control migration. The problem is we have failed to appreciate how marvelous the European Union is."

>Jean-Claude Juncker, President of the European Commission, claimed "something was wrong in Britain". He told journalist told Julia Hartley-Brewer that if the EU give countries their sovereignty, "the whole thing will unravel".

They do mate, granted they have unlimited deals, which I have no clue why you wouldn't go for them, but they still do have data caps. At least it's only a couple of packages now that have them rather than it being a thing on all of them.

And yeah, they just block sites so they don't get sued. I use qbittorrent which has its own search function, so I don't need to worry about them which is nice.

>submit CV
>5 minutes later recruiter calls asking to represent me to the client

Is this a sign?

Hmm, that's a fair way of viewing it actually. Not bad at all.

>Jean-Claude Juncker, President of the European Commission, claimed "something was wrong in Britain". He told journalist told Julia Hartley-Brewer that if the EU give countries their sovereignty, "the whole thing will unravel"

Be careful who you mention this to mate, might get called a bigot.

>long online form for car valet job
>just put in mobile number and leave rest blank
>get interview
>get job

GOOD MORNING

>car valet job

There is no OP pasta. Find your own links you lazy cunt

>Tfw studying GCSE maths at age 24

feels pretty pleb desu lads, this homeworks breddy hard too.

decide to waste my life with a history degree, Sam Hyde is a professor. Is this a sign from kek?

It was pretty comfy actually but I left after a few months.

The replies to this tweet are so fucking funny

twitter.com/donaldjtrumpjr/status/778016283342307328

>muh distressed + wounded children

>24
>GCSE maths

eyltbhfam

I've thought about doing that, same age as you too. Left school at 13 so I've got 0 GCSEs. Just gonna go in army instead cause I'm 2kewl4skewl and it's the only place that welcomes plebs.

I don't have Twitter so I'm delegating the task. Reply with pic related.

It's not too bad to be honest, class i'm in at the moment i seem to be the youngest student, mostly late twenties people trying to better themselves. Tempted to just move to Foundation and cheese a C to be done with it though.

wat

'Ello lads, lets here your excuses for not going to Church last Sunday

Winston Churchill as a jew dog.

Done my man.

I was trolling a young sophist with a long series of questions, plato-san.

now now, just because your wife won't let you watch her and achmed doesn't mean you need to get your knickers in a knot old bean

Cultural christian.
I nip over now and again but don't believe it but I want to. So I just still follow the bible not the belief.
>tip tip

Nah lad, don't just get an easy C. Put your effort in even though it's shit, it'll do good for your future.

Fucking legend, let us know what reactions you get.

Do you ever sleep? I'm on anti-psychotics so I have an excuse.

>Tfw years until I earn enough dosh to get my own workshop.
>I only want a NEETish life making personal orders for people.

youtube.com/watch?v=sQCK_Ydjn00

This guys videos are aesthetic. Just sit there and watch him do the shit without any music or speaking.

You legitimately crazy lad?

I'll tutor you

>I only want a NEETish life making personal orders for people.

That sounds pretty comfy famalam.

Well i'm only doing it becuase i need a C in Maths to get onto the Access to HE course so i can study History tbqh. I'm trying my best but i have 2 more weeks to decide if i want to stick to higher or move to foundation.

I hope you were doing it to educate him and not for the inflated sense of self importance I guess you felt

That isn't such a bad way of being. Faith is a difficult concept for some people to handle but living your life with virtue is something all should try and do.

where are you doing this? do you have to pay for it or is it still free?

I got a C in GCSE maths. I'm now planning to go back through it and then attempt an A level. In my line of work a good A level in maths would keep in in work forever.

Second place would be a solid A level in English/English Lit.

Everyone in my family works for themselves and I'm at a point where I'm 18 and have no idea how to apply for a job or how to work for anyone but I know thoroughly how to start and run a business.

>I hope you were doing it to educate him and not for the inflated sense of self importance I guess you felt
Of course not, that would be narcissism, I was just questioning someone who professed to know how to lead a good life.

If they work for themselves I would of expected for your father to take you under his wing. Like an apprentice.

Do you think we'll get some "Can't play games with Diane James" moments anytime soon?

Just standard college chief, it's free for me because i don't have 5 GCSE's above C and no NVQ's or college qualifications becuase i was a drug addled pleb as a teenager.

Best of luck, i've seen some of the things you have to do in A level Maths, mind boggling that nonsense is.

reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/53iy1r/teenager_horrifically_beaten_by_an_animal_allgirl/

Daily reminder: Around blacks, never relax.

That was relaxing as fuck, made me completely zone out.

how old are you? starting joining therea few months back. did my assessment weekend, passed but for a medical refferal. 'insomnia' - thats what i got my gp to call it. stops taking meds officially like 5/6 months ago. anyway the gp at the assesment centre gave me medical refferal so getting doctor to write a letter. it could all go belly up. will be v dissapointed if it does.

what are my chances lads?

If this was a black girl beaten up by white girls it would be a racist attack that was encouraged by Brexit

Just link the DM article you utter faggot.

What were his points on living a good life then?

>ctrl+f
>"black"
>17 results
>"black eyes"

Daily Mail, consistent as always.

Im under assessment at the moment m8.

Drink moderately. Moreso drugs. Fun and wild people.

I actually got so destroyed last night I'm still pissed now, couldn't even find the bird I was supposed to be meeting.
AMA LADS.

Anti-psychotics are a bit outlandish for someone who's still under assessment, what did you do?

What did you do last night lad?

Basically hedonism and moral relativism.

Don't think you'd have much chance at A level if you could only get a C at GCSE regardless of effort put in

Does anyone want me to make some welshcakes?

19
I don't know about your chances lad.

Who else has seen the lame Carswel/Scientist argument over the tides?

>mfw trying to work up the courage to attend Church by myself

Do it and keep us updated on the process.

Somebody say Welshcakes?

I went to a club, got with some girl, stumbled outside, went to another club, did head stands on the dancefloor, tried to colonise a mcdonalds, stumbled home, hitched a ride from a taxi.
I'm still fucking drunk.

>86
How many karens do you have?

>tried to colonise a mcdonalds
Why were you at a BLM protest?

Loooool, nah mate I stumbled inside and started quoting Cecil Rhodes.

Sounds like the user that got called racist in gregs.

I hope you did this one.

Are kazz

In that case I hope you showed him the error of this ways in spectacular detail.

You can do it user. Church people are very friendly and welcoming (if a little old sometimes).

user, it seems like someone needs to teach you a very important lesson about not consuming to much alcohol.

The real question is how many Karens can I have?

>88 (Eighty Eight) Days since the European Referendum
>No date set to trigger article 50
>No timetable for announcing the date when Article 50 will be triggered
>Slavs committed to vetoing any deal that doesn't allow their citizens to flood into the UK unchecked
>Spain set to demand the return of Gibraltar as a price of agreeing any deal

It's over Brexiteers. Cameron could have made the referendum binding but he betrayed you and made it advisory. With every day that passes, inertia builds, the opportunity for Westminster to say that circumstances have changed grows and the likelihood of Brexit diminishes.

We're staying in.

>Toynbee on dailypolitics

Gonna be sick

I did all the best ones, particularly the one about being born English and the lottery.
I didn't get called racist though, someone gave me some free chips.
In that moment I felt as though I'd achieved something for the empire.

Have a rare Karen for your collection.

Thanks for your input, it's greatly appreciated.

>148
Oh god.

>148

I'll consume however much alcohol I want thank you very much.

Fuck Gibraltar they voted to stay in the Spanish fucking traitors

Ban high capacity Karen folders

9 is right beside 8.
He would still have a Karen 148 though.

>Not being a brexiteer
>Openly admitting to being a cuck

Fuck off back to ukpolitics, lad

>dat subtle merchant
tell me that was intentional, i beg you

Why would you expect a date?
Why would you not expect other countries to not press their own interests?

>1 post by this ID

Conservatism is worse than liberalism. .

>tfw support Trump and UKIP
>people like this exist

THIS IS WHY NO ONE TAKES US SERIOUSLY

oh reallly

>more flag autism

LADS

STOP

Great opinion, lad

There was a sign in my area leading up until the EU ref that said:

A TRAPPED BIRD CAN STILL SING, BUT A FREE BIRD CAN ALSO FLY

Remain still won tho

I kept getting urges to kill my neighbour. I got help though. I just wish they would make their minds up so i can get back to work.

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Where can I get Golden Dawn gear? they seem pretty cool desu senpai

Who /HertsFascist/ here?

>Google "Golden Dawn"

Thanks MI5

What does britpol think of traps?

GOT YOU NOW SUNSHINE

BLIMEY

>I kept getting urges to kill my neighbour.
Fuck the medication mate, just move to Bradford.

Dan Hannen has a pretty great one on his Twitter account.

Out.

The only correct opinion is that they need to be removed.

Fuck off.

Lord guide my digits.

>Non es ridetis nunc es?

Straight to the gas chambers

are you that /feeler/ that was caught with a knife in public ?

lad...

We're not Cred Forums, fuck off with this shit.

EST NON RIDICULAM EAM!

>illegal twerk

Huge amounts, most of them get away with it because medicine isn't actually that difficult initially and they're pretty smart.

Most turn to middle of the range drugs once they learn about interactions and pathways and sheet

Nice roll lad you got the milf.

>39
>Jillian
fucking typical, get my wife.

This isn't Cred Forums lad

>Nearly used my pube razor
Wew that was close.

Britannia magna, ut etiam.

Guess you could call that...

a close shave.

...

>Great Britain too
WUT

>bradford is the city of peace.

Sounds like a plan.

You're right. I guess 'Redde Britannia magnitudinis' is closer to what I was going for.

Someone ask Hitchens if shaving your briar is immoral.

>make Britain great again
>latin
I find this combination rather humourous.

>wake up
>no job offers
>no gf
>fell asleep with a pint in my hand and stained my mattress
>cat missing for 3 days

no kys

As things are pretty slow around brit/pol/ at the moment, we should take these precious moments and reflect upon what Satan has in store for the saint on earth Jo Cox right now.

[minutes silence]

Who /gap year/ here?

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Is it a gap year if I am working and doing voluntary work?

Red raw and clean.

What voluntary work you doing? lad

Just in a school.

Paedo.

>cat missing for 3 days

Stop been a cheap skate and buy some ink for your Canon and get some missing Cat fliers posted. The cat could be laying under someones decking now in pain.

Get over yourself for 10 minutes.

I just made it up user I don't even have a cat
I guess you feel pretty stupid right now

REEEEE, I'm not a nonce.

Porridge wogs out. Celt war now.

Lads, I just accidentally threw my sandwich in the air and it came apart.

Failed to meet my tutors in my uni course yesterday, how fucked am i?

F

K I D D I E

D

D

L

E

R

Get fucked you fucking vile sub human go back to fucking goats and paki kids you medieval waste

gap years are for degenerates who spend their lives degenerating

> 
You fucking ruined it m8.

>UKIP MP argues with Professor that The Sun causes tides, not the moon

uk.businessinsider.com/ukip-douglas-carswell-twitter-tides-2016-9

There's people who unironically voted for these fucking morons.

Hang in there, fellow HWHITE, if MW can land a nationalist qt, so can you.

Not at all, I had a near 0% attendance rate in my second year and they just sent me some letters.

Fucked that up didn't you lad.

the party was always Farage + incompetent buffoons

Pls no bully.

Moon does cause the tides but I do think the sun has very little affect.

> on't even have a cat
I guess you feel pretty stupid right now

No, i just know now that you've never known the delights of watching a cat run around after a lazer pen because your a millennial neet who can't get off the computer.

>Actually defending it

Not very

I remember thinking I really fucked up not turning up for my first 9am at uni

Turned out I would never, ever go to a 9am lecture

got a dog dont need one m8

Just saying he was wrong lad.
I said the moon causes the tide.

Unfortunately people treat politics like supporting a sports team now. Rather than pointing out idiocy and making their own minds up, they blindly parrot and defend whatever "their party" says

The Sun does have a small effect but it's rather bloody small. All in all, arguing simply that the moon doesn't cause the tide, instead the Sun does is very incorrect. Arguing that the moon alone causes the tide is roughly as wrong.

Who cares, it's always been are Nige backed up by a plethora of fucking plebs.

If you have to ask, it's immoral.
If you don't have to ask, it's probably still immoral. Stop it.

>boxer
>has a based doggo breed

You're lying again aren't you?

So, considering he's a Tory plant, does that mean Tories are fucking morons who people shouldn't unironically vote for?

>now
They always have done.

20 mins till are nige enters the lion's den

>shaving is immoral

Does that mean beards and tache is moral?

A proper friendly chav who lives across from me is playing this.

>youtube.com/watch?v=uTIB10eQnA0

Sun is out, it's warm, song playing, birds playing around in the grass. /comfy/

How??

>that hand colour

youtube.com/watch?v=XDHvna9OUoA&feature=youtu.be

eh?

RIP GBP.

Burnley?

I have a habit of chucking my lighter up and catching it when I'm procrastinating. I forgot about the sandwich in my hand cause I got engrossed in watching the birds playing on my grass and I just started throwing my lighter up in the air. It was actually my sandwich.

Nice sandwich too, a medium cheddar and some freshly roasted beef.

gcse maths is hard as fuck once you've left school and are out of the habit. I used to teach gcse maths to adults at college and the pass rate was about 20% including drop outs.

How embarrassing to have your leader look like this. Fucking disgusting.

New i guess

new I suppose

new if you really want

Pleb tier music mate.

>leader
He is no longer lad.

>Cameron
>leader of anything but the que at mcdonalds

Leeds, in the proper shire.

Did anyone see and did any land on you?

Nah, nobody saw. A bit of bread grazed past me on the way down, most of the damage was to the carpet.

good man

youtube.com/watch?v=3NFyFgdi_Iw

Okay Damo

haha, he think his shire is the real shire when it's really my shire.

Didn't revise til a week before the exam, got A* A*AB. Got full marks on A2 bio without trying, A2 chem almost fucked me. A2 further maths is another league of bullshit. Focus on FM and Chem where you can, dude.