RADIOACTIVE WASTE DUMPED INTO FLORIDA WATER

it was ISIS, they won't tell you but it was. They tried this here during olympics

Rolling for major habbeding

>A sinkhole just dumped 215 million gallons of radioactive water into a Florida aquifer.
>tfw you and your family live in florida

Ummmmmmmmmmm.... bros?

What did they mean by this?

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no, more probably death to lot of cool alligators, bad for tourism, very sad

So that's what they meant!

joke is on you. We are already immune to it.

What part of Florida?

I want to drink some and grow stronger.

kys

Oh snap.

This is the CDC warning?

Damn, this is bad. I'll be safe but, damn, god save you all in Florida and surrounding areas.

You should have bought the filters, man.

>No link
>KETV isn't even from Florida

>Uh, oh.

I like how nonchalant they are about it.

I bet people are expecting that we have some magical way of filtering all this radiation out of the water.

How cute.

Sweet fuck.

Florida is going to get so much weirder now. Like Japan weird.

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W-what? What aquifer?

Radioactive water's no big deal.

Damn Florida, hope youre gonna be okay

I have family living in Florida

>Florida
Nothing of importance was lost. Wait, they do have a majority of the planet's Cubans and I do love Cuban food. Well, damn...

underrated

BUY A GEIGER COUNTER.

MEASURE THAT SHIT.

Florida will be Mad Max Australia in 10 years minimum.

Inb4 Trump is blamed.

You know they will use 4th dimension minesweeper to do this.

If Zika doesn't kill you, then surely this will. That's what you get for voting for Trump in the future.l

Everyone is fried from the sun, humidity and drugs here anyway.

Actually. Very much this.

May miss those florida man tales of bad craziness, may get even more though.

Florida: America's own Australia

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHICH AQUIFER?!

You should have bought the filters, why no one listened to Alex Jones???

Toothpaste calling it as it is

What a coincidental ((((((((((accident.))))))))))

>Live in central Florida

A-Am I fucked?

...What was a fertilizer plant doing with radioactive waste in the first place?

Looking forward to it.

I already own a bus. Time to start converting it into a war machine.

lol

OP here, KETV is from my local news. I can fetch the link.

kikebookWatchVuz/videos/1116134341805413/?hc_ref=PAGES_TIMELINE

>Florida

Flordiabros

IF THIS EFFECTS YOU GET ON IODINE ASAP

It will block the radiation from being absorbed into your thyroid. Pic related can be picked up on amazon, but any Iodine will do. Google for dosage.

Yet I bet the radiation levels in Florida's waters will barely increase since it's heavily dosed already

Well I live in Florida

What do? Just not drink the water?

THE FUCKING KIKES ARE AT IT AGAIN

THEIR JEW RUN FERTILIZER PLANT CHEAPED OUT ON STORAGE AND NOW WE'RE PAYING FOR IT

FUCK THOSE DIRTY KIKES

zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-16/mosaic-dumped-215-million-gallons-slightly-radioactive-water-florida-acquifer

Nothing for you to be concerned about, citizen.

MY DAD JUST GOT EATEN BY A MUTANT GATOR

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK

POL WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

HERE'S A PHOTO FROM MY IPHONE

> inb4 more tax breaks for "job creators" at that plant

>About 215 million gallons of radioactive water have spilled in to the sinkhole in Mulberry, which fertilizer company Mosaic said is about 45-feet wide and 800-feet deep.

>The aquifer is the source of drinking water for millions of local residents and empties into springs that Floridians use for recreation, WFTS reports.

>...What was a fertilizer plant doing with radioactive waste in the first place?

Naturally occurring uranium & radon in phosphate ore.

this explains the CDC warning in the other thread.

Before you ask look for it yourself asshole.

did someone say (kiniro) MOSAIC?

Just start putting lead in the water.

florida fags -

go buy a water distillation rig. NOW. radioactive salts can be removed from water by distillation. some filters might work, but distillation is guaranteed. there are stovetop distillation rigs all over the internet. order one NOW.

>radon

**radium

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So appart from the fact that it's radioactive water should Americans actually be concerned about this? Can the government fix this easily or are we seeing the beginning of a great happening?

According to this article it is because the water was used to dilute gypsum, although I've never heard of gypsum being radioactive before.

dw.com/en/sinkhole-at-fertilizer-plant-leaks-slightly-radioactive-water-into-florida-aquifer/a-19558699

Today Aquafresh was not a faggot.

Its only "Slightly Radioactive" guys

Are we evacuating?

God fucking dammit

At least i was losing my job in a month anyway

Fuck me like my health wasnt in fucking shit shape enough

I feel sick now, what the fuck am i gonna do

OP here, sorry Nebraskafag actually just wanted to warn Floridians, I really like the Miami Vice tv show from the 80s

>german rivers

Crickey. Look at that crock!

>florida isn't already Mad Max Australia
Pic related is

Welp.

Fuck America. You should all die to that for detroying enviroment.
>assuming this is true, get us some soces OP

This is all Hillary and the MSM's fault

They thought they were diminishing Pepe's power by exposing him to ultra-normies...they had no idea what they were doing

This is it folks, Kek is just getting started, the happenings are only in their warmup lap right now, things are going to kick off in high gear real soon, all because some smug (((people))) thought opening Pandora's box was a viable strategy to keep the status quo and hold their precious fucking 'titles'

They've doomed us all

PBUH

Oh. If it's just trace materials, then the radioactivity should be well within acceptable levels right?

Time to make bank on water filters.

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did he get eaten

>I feel sick now, what the fuck am i gonna do
lay back and let the radiation poisoning take you

Same here. Let us embrace our destiny as Florida residence. We all knew it was only a matter of time until some major disaster wiped us all out.

Very good

Oh, so THIS is what that tweet was about.

There's an attack on America, and it will all lead up to another attack the size of or bigger than 9/11

see
also pure potassium is pretty fucking radioactive.

we would use potassium salts as a demo source for a cloud chamber setup when I used to TA in a uni physics class.

God bless america.

Finally, no one will ever mention the BP oil spill ever again, all because america is a "story-topper" that always has to one-up people... even when it comes to cocking up the environment.

Makes this brit proud.

Go get a glass of water and calm down, bro.

Will we actually get a Florida Man superhero from this?

So given what 2 nuclear bombs did to japan. How weird can I expect floridas future porn to be?

I'm being serious m8, even dollar store iodine will do.

Most geologically derived materials contain trace amounts of radiation. When processed, the radiation can be concentrated to hazardous levels. Coal ash is a good example.

Potassium based water-softening salt has enough naturally occurring radiation to be detected by a gieger counter. We measured a bag of it for physics lab.

It's like lead, when it gets in the food chain it becomes dangerously concentrated the higher up it goes. Think of pearls being accumulations of sand particles in an oyster. That's what this can potentially be, except it's gonna be one fucking radioactive oyster.

Truly the hero we deserve.

OY VEY REMEMBER THE 215 MILLION GOYUIM

Holy nigger dicks, this is crazy.

zomg them poor zika mosquitoes

Wasn't really replying TO YOU, was just getting into the thread. I dunno. seeing that you replied to someone usually increases visibility of your posts.

Kill domestic zika? Kill Florida inhabitants.

Only white non-spic user in 305 reporting

fucking thank god
this state and everything in it needs to die

>perfidious albion invests in fertilizer plant, gives management to their poo in loo lackeys to ensure environmental catastrophe

Like clockwork.

One of my coworkers is in Florida for the next week and he's a real shit heel. Neat.

holy fucking shit I can't believe how terrible florida is

Fourth post best post

>some production which enriches naturally occuring radioactive elements
>accidentally leak water
>0,2% of natural radiation
>MUH 215 GORILLION GALLONS

Guys I'm so thirsty what do I do

Covering their asses every which way possible.

What the fuck were govt agencies doing?

ahh you've been!

well you're dumping 215million gallons in a ground water system that outputs around at about 3 billion gallons per day. Dilution is the solution. Should be fine.

Similar thing happened in 1995. Phosphate Gypsum collapsed into a sinkhole in florida.

Media are stupid anyway. The heavy metal toxicity far outweighs the radiological health risk

Goodbye pol, I think I hear a mutated gator outside my home that's trying to get me before the radiation does.

Get a drink from the tap

that's because it's phosphogypsum, an artificial form of gypsum that's a byproduct of fertilizer mfg.

the earlier user is right then, it's Radon that's the issue.

Not to jinx anything bad happening to me or any person or any animal I care about or anyone living in my state that I like/would like if I knew them or a natural disaster or not natural disaster happening but boy am I fucking glad I live in Montana aka WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING.

N-Not to jinx it.

pack now and gtfo asap?

Oh ffs fuck right off you edgy little cunt and go finish your homework.

Have you gotten superpowers already?

Guess I better bring bottled water when I go in Oct.

Well the primary health risk is heavy metal toxicity, but you're right. The florida aquifer is not half gypsum now

Well the only time I drink water from the tap is from my Ice maker

Guess no more Ice

MUTANT GATORS
SKEETERS THE SIZE OF CATS
BUBBAS GOT 3 ARMS

GET OUT OF THE GLADES WHILE THERES STILL TIME

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What kind of fertilizer plant has radioactive waste?

BUT THAT CONTAINS FLUORIDE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING KIKES

rip in pieces

>Montana
bruh you gonna be fucked when yellowstone erupts

>DO NOT INTERACT WITH MUTANT GATORS
ldo,
Even the normal ones nom on toddlers @ Disney World

UH OH! Got a link?

So a fertilizer plant leaked water.

The radioactive waste will be uranium oxide found with potash.

Nice thing about uranium oxide is that it is heavy as fuck. So the flow on contaminated water will seek the lowest points and will not surface.

Further for the classification of radioactive that's generally any radiation level above background. In short not a big deal.

What will happen to Florida Man and his sidekick, Speed Boy?

Promise?

oh great, so ive already drank the water, and theres no point in buying iodine now?

seriously im fucking broke and i cant afford taking that shit for the rest of my life im already on so much other shit

>Nuclear waste in Florida.

I don't get it OP?

What's new?

OH FUCK I LIVE IN LAKELAND RIGHT WHERE IT HAPPENED GOD HELP ME

This wouldn't happen if America had fewer regulations. Companies could just dump it in people's backyards and they'd crowdsource a solution.

If only there was a water filter merchant we could turn to...

Have you grown a pair yet?

Supposedly nobody is at risk, I guess because the radiation isn't that much radiation, I don't know. Still it sounds pretty bad.

gay manatees!

>measuring radiation in gallons
America and their fucked up measurement system.

Really causes my neural cells to depolarize by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of seratonin at key moments of sensory input.

>"The Floridan aquifer is a major source of drinking water in the state. One of the highest producing aquifers in the world, it underlies all of Florida and extends into southern Alabama, Georgia, and South Carolina."

>"the principal source of groundwater for much of the state, and the cities of Tallahassee, Jacksonville, Gainesville, Orlando, Daytona Beach, Tampa, and St. Petersburg all rely on it. The aquifer also supplies water to thousands of domestic, industrial and irrigation wells throughout the state."

>t. Orlandobro
J U S T

if you screem loud enough while drinking the water the radiation won't affect you.

215 million isn't much. it will also likely be filtered out by the time it gets anywhere near being consumed/used.

>The heavy metal toxicity far outweighs the radiological health risk

It's almost surely going to be pitchblende, uranium oxide which is harmless to humans and doesn't accumulate.

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Same, I actually noticed the movie water tasting a bit different but I thought it was just my brita filter needing changing. Now I know.

Brb showering for superpowers/death. I'm fine with either I live in fucking central florida.

>Implying Florida isn't already a nuclear wasteland

850 here

Dubs of Truth.
ISIS is worse then I thought.

Drink your own urine, I've seen people do it on survival shows.

Giga Kike detected.

...and people bitch about flouride

Holy fuck, stay safe Flordiabros.

It means you're fucked.
That's what you get 4 living in FloriDUH.

Minus movie...how the hell did that get there.... Oh God it's affecting me already!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Underrated post

>His face to his Florida customers.

Give your money to the nestle/dasani jew to get clean drinking water

more like floridied

WHERE IS JEB??? WE NEED A PROVEN CONSERVATIVE LEADER

Kek.

Here's hoping for mutant powers.
By the way, you live in a goddamn swamp, that's all Florida is, and based on the laws of comic books, your powers are directly related to your lifestyle in some way.

Why am I saying this?

You'll become aqua-man. A scaly, deformed version of aqua-man who'll wish for the tumorous cancer instead.

Haha, uh oh! :P

OH GOD MUTATED BRAIN EATING PARASITES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M WAKING UP

I FEEL IT IN MY BONES

>250 mil gallons of radioactive water
>oh oh

Wtf is this "reporting" shit?

Jesus user why do you live in Lakeland? Are the retirement communities cheaper for rent or something? Unless you're 90 wtf are you doing there?

Grade those papers, davido kun

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Boston.

nice

Pay taxes so groids can get welfare, Michael.

I know what you say is true, but it is still psychologically disturbing.

Especially considering the effects of what would normally be considered harmless radiation should it get inside the human body.

>he uses tap water for literally anything

source:Weather ChanneL NOT CNN
Fuk hillary, fuk Islams in noo joisey,
THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT

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I'M WAKING UP TO ASH AND DUST

>i get to choose between extremely overpriced fluoridated, xenoextrogen filled bottlewater or regular cheap fluoridated, radioactive and xenoestrogen filled tap water

WATAH FILTERRRR!!!!
>Insert AlexJones.jpg

IM NUCLEARRRRRRRRR

get them water filters dumbo!

dammit beat me too it

youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs

too close 2 reality

GOING GOOKLEAR

>The Polk County plant is still running, producing "a needed product to grow food for 7.4 billion people on this planet," notes Rick Joyce, former director of Lee County's environmental sciences division and now president and partner of Forestry Resources Ecological, Inc.

>"The reality is that Florida supplies 90 percent of the U.S. phosphate ore to make fertilizer, and 30 percent for the world."

SO I'M GETTING FUCKING IRRADIATED TO FEED AHMED AND HIS 10 FUCKING KIDS.

>REEEEEEEEEE

>fertilizer
Isn't it only marginally radioactive? Pretty much not enough to affect humans greatly? It's obviously better not to have literal shit in your water, but this isn't that big of a deal.

>niggers drink contaminated water
>they mutate
>suddenly florida is full of white people because niggers finally caught up in evolution

>South Carolina
And i just got done laughing at florida, now im pissed off.

WE DIDN'T LISTEN

there is no way to filter out estrogen, fluoride or radioactivity

or we get mutated super niggers

dude what?

California also belongs at under the ocean.

>there is no way to filter out estrogen, fluoride or radioactivity

vaporize it all.

its not like your national debt has higher limit at this stage

For extra fun, they'd be on bath salts too.

Are you a white male english teacher living there?

Maybe the radiactive water will cause you guys a mutation so you will start to use metric system and the rest of the world will know the actual volume of water dumped.

So why was 215 million gallons of radioactive waste stored at a fertilizer plant?

So this is why the CDC put out that eerie alert about radiation and how to take precautions in case of emergency.

There was a thread about it earlier holy fuck guys.

>florida has become our own chernobyl thanks to shit practices
well at least the everglades is safe from further deforestation

QUICK! GET YOUR PRO FILTERS NOW

F

>a homeless Jeb! wanders aimlessly
>sinkhole appears and gallons of radioactive water spills into a major Florida aquifer
>sinkhole ended up swallowing Jeb too
>Jebs DNA starts mixing with radioactive water
>people that were unaware end up drinking it
>overnight, thousands of people are waking up to see they turned into Jeb Bush
>these new Jeb mutants must now find a new home
>they all start crawling back into the sea to join their turtle-kin

The metric system is for fags.

twitter.com/CDCemergency

except this went unreported for a month or two so taking iodine now for all i know is a waste of fucking money

White male office worker who mainly does interpretation.

emergency.cdc.gov/radiation/

>Debbie Waters
>Waters

Wonderful, more mutant posters.

Like chernybol and india wasn't enough

Kek will arrive in frogperson once the stuff sinks low enough

Sinkholes are fucking spooky.

>it waited 3 weeks to notify the public

so you let them drink poison water from day 1, what the fuck why?

why does all that happen in florida?

That awoo face

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How would we tell the difference though?

yellowstone almost for sure will not have any more significant eruptions, previous eruptions created additional chambers that likely keep pressure from ever building up in the manner that led to the ancient eruptions.

holy shit i cant believe american government is so incompetent

your supposed to be first world

This is why you don't dump acidic mine tailings on top of basic calcium carbonate.

Debbie fuckin Waters.

the fuck is going on.

thank god

I hope I die soon

our government is cucked

ITT: People who know nothing of Florida

Our aquifer has been shot to shit. Tons of nitrates, sulfer, and other toxic shit from the farming done here (Florida has a big agricultural industry outside of the city shitholes). Miami, Tampa, Orlando, Jacksonville all have their issues. Fucking northerners move here every year and we're over pumping. We've got salt water encroachment, more sink holes (from the aquifer drying up) and zero regulations. Almost everyone I know uses filters on their taps. I've got a neighbor whos had to dig 3 wells and each one smells god awful.

The real kicker is, this has been going on for years. I live in Orlando. Baldwin park was built over the old Navy base here. Specifically the nuclear A school they ran up until 1995. They know that shit is toxic but suprise suprise Orange County approved it along with the city of Orlando. A few years back we had a County board of director (Mildred Fernandez, google her) get locked up for corruption. Yet, the projects she approved still got built.

We're pretty much Ukraine tier without the winter.

a nigger runs our government

what do you expect

will it turn the frogs gay?

If it exhibits telekinetic powers vent it out of the airlock

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Floridian here. We're all lunatics. The whole state is basically an open asylum.

Considering all the radiation, that probably explains why it gets so goddamn hot.

>near equator
>lots of water / humidity
>add radiation
We're literally being microwaved to death.

God damn it

At least the based gun laws will allow for a very interesting fall of civilization.

>tfw on my 3rd AR build and 1st AK build

Any real media reporting? I have a good Friend living in Florida

>Florida (especially during summer)
>attempting to actually survive
>post-civilization

You can only choose two, user

>Mildred Fernandez
I remember that cunt. What a fucking joke.
It's also funny hearing about old explosive ordnance being found out and about Orlando.

That's what happens when your city planners decide to develop old US military bombing ranges. OIA used to be McCoy Airforce Base.

Florida-user here. A mutated alligator is attacking us. Here is a pic. Send all goodboy points and tendies to us. We are going to need it.

Florida is a dump anyway. Good riddance.

>Uh, oh.

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>lived here my entire life
>camped out in the glades where the mosquito trucks never venture
>doesnt feel like home unless perma swamp assy

user pls, you sound like a filthy non-cracker

Helly yeah. My dad actually worked MCO in both the AF and then as FAA. Pinecastle bombing range is the one they built over. Apparently they never got all the ordinance cleaned up. They went with
>well we built all the infrastructure and nothing exploded. So its probably ok.

Yeah that's the impression I get, but why?
Is it all the immigrants, or the oranges, or disney, or swamp gases, what has made florida man such a crazy person?

Floridians 'bout to get Flor'd ha ha

>[audible laughter]

how have we gone an entire thread without this picture being posted?

youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=JPrAuF2f_oI

>you can use the latest toothpaste
>and then rinse your mouth with industrial waste

lol. what part of nebraska? Omaha here.

Why didn't you buy the goddam filters CJ?

Floridian, hairs been falling out in the shower lately.

>building on an old bombing range at all
Literally grade-school incompetence there. Someone in zoning got a juicy slice for making that raw deal legal. Because no one with a lick of common sense would approve such an idea.

>Drinking distilled water
Might as well kys.

Obama did it to see if nuking Australia would really produce a Mad Max scenario.

He has the perfect small-scale double.

God do I love Tom Lehrer. Thanks for the link, user.

i guess no worry then

Oh the certainly did. But, that doesn't really blow me away. You can tell just by looking at the construction contracts they award people are taking kick backs like its going out of style. Shit, I went to middle school with the son of the city of Orlandos mayor. He would fucking brag about how his dad was "making deals". I live in unincorporated Orange County though so him and his crooked pop can fuck right off with their newest city tax.

>that fucking boondoggle of a stadium they built for our lame ass team

A combination of heat, humidity, and drugs, I'd imagine. The most far gone of us have become so deranged, they radiate madness that spreads to the rest of us, which forms a vicious cycle of never ending lunacy as those who move here lose there minds and make the collective insanity even stronger. We're like the borg of mental illness.

It was only a matter of fucking time.

God.
Dammit.
Florida.

I was worried it was going to be from a nuclear power plant and I'd have to listen to all the typical bullshit from the greenies for a few weeks. I'm sure the people of Florida will be alright, they're resilient and resourceful folk.

Oh fuck a radioactive gator's fighting a mosquito outside my house!

>Don't drink the water!

Nice try fag. Everyone knows radiation gives you super powers. I will become the true Aryan Ubermensch and crush your kike ass.

Nice

A
FUCKING
NIHILANTH

>fertilizer plant
>radioactive
wat

>There is no way to filter out Fluoride and Estrogen-likes
Wrong. Reverse Osmosis filters with specialized filters catch fluoride with ease. They're also good at filtering Estrogen-likes, but not with 100% efficacy.
Radioactive waste, however, i have no idea.
berkeyfilters.com/berkey-water-filters/big-berkey.html

fucken saved

>berkeyfilters.com/berkey-water-filters/big-berkey.html
If the water had high lead levels I'd assume lead in the filters could filter out radiation.

Florida man gets even more super powers? Holy balls!

Brevard over here. I built my own filtration system and drink re-ionized distilled water.
I don't trust anything that comes out of the ground here. Just look what it's done to the Indian River.

oh for fuck sakes. look at his little bald duds lol.

WOW those are NICE BALD DUDS

GEFELICITEERD XDDDDDDDD

Media laws in Florida differ from the rest of the state

Hey, that's not nice.

Apologize.

No fucking way.

>Florida man says he is growing stronger

This shit seems suspect. It seems like the more conservative hollywood celebs end up buying homes along Florida's coast. It's like (((somebody))) wants to get rid of all the big names that support Trump. But I wonder (((who?)))

ITS HAPPENING

Aquafresh is actually on the ball today. Florida is the gathering place for niggers, spics, and the worst kinds of white trash.

>implying the tales wont become crazier for now on.

Who /FreshTap/ here?

irons set to 700 meters
>cheeki breeki