Brit/pol/ - Will still vote UKIP next election tbh Edition

anzac biscuits m8

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kek, roastie BTFO

Malted milk

Love the mint cakes.

DWP are ringing me today lads. What do

g-good work lad

>not voting UKIP
It's what Nigel would want.

Don't you want to make Nigel happy, lad?

>STOP GENERALISING PEOPLE IN BURQAS!
>proceeds to generalise men in suits

dat logik tho

anyone else watching nige on loose women?
they said he was coming on at quater past but he came earlier and i missed some of it REEEEEE

I love the rise of Jeremy Corbyn because I love to see what Cred Forums reaction to him is.

>anti Zionism
>anti establishment
>anti 1%

BUT

>pro immigrant
>pro socialism

It's like he was designed in a lab to split Cred Forums right down the middle.

Why are they ringing you?

WHOA it really made me think...

m8 those are the top shit

youtube.com/watch?v=3NFyFgdi_Iw

>tfw no real conservative party

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I applied for the dole desu. I don't know what they will ask and I'm scared of phone calls.

>henry stewart, london

Yeah I just noticed he was on, he isn't actually coming across amazingly well but there is no semblance of balance to be seen in the questioning.

>>pro immigrant
>>pro socialism

Those are good things.

>that pic
NEVER POST THAT ANYWHERE OUTSIDE OF Cred Forums UNDERSTAND YOU STUPID FUCKS?

Cafe noir.

oy vey!

pls no bully

They shouldn't ask anything intrusive then. Just procedure shit.

Wish I could help more, but I haven't had to deal with their shit for around 7 years.

Being "anti 1%" is a fundamentally socialist ideal. There will always be a 1%, it's about being against cunts not against rich people.

>coffee biscuits
Traitors not welcome.

tfw popular altright twitter accounts begin to follow you

Ginger snaps. No point turning the spice trade into an Empire if you aren't going to make nice spicy busciuts.

Good morning lads.

Going to get my haircut today.

They're just arranging a time for you to come in, don't sweat it.

/thread

>tfw you share a nation with these fucks

soggy

What are you going with?

You gonna look cute once its cut?

what is wrong with you?

What is this gay continental cafe noir shit kill yourself you gay french fudge packer coffee sipping CUNT

>tfw you become unemployable

Take a pic in with you on your phone and show the hairdresser

Any females here? real ones, not the ones with dicks.

>mumsnet

FUCK OFF

There was one user here claiming to be a girl here last night

Nope.

You want Mr Hakim to show your a good time?

>johhny bravo meets ahmad

had to delete my twitter

i was getting followed by lads called things like @HitlerWasRight and started to get tagged in things talking about gassing the kike

all because i sent some cheeky tweets to some political parties

Fuck Leeds.

My Mam.

Doubt it. I just get regular haircut. Short on the top, slightly shorter on the back and sides.

I work alot of nightshift so i've developed a taste for coffee.
Still enjoy Yorkshire tea when i'm on dayshift like today though.

Are you a good looking chap?

>england
Northern Irish independence when. England still has to give us the bennies tho.

Looks like you and I will be having words later.

>needs hair cut
>can't be bother talking to anyone

Isn't wearing a key necklace a symbol that you're a cuckold?

There's only one bloke I have on my twitter that actually knows who I am, and he barely uses it. I oughta block him but I'm intrigued by what he'd say if he saw.

Buy a pair of bleedin clippers.

Thirsty?

Just had the phone call. Interview on Friday. What do

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474322318526.webm

>Isn't looking like that a symbol that you're a cuckold?
FTFY

Did not get a word of that, anyone got subtitles?

Think it's a chastity symbol, not sure.

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Is this Dutch?

Perfectly understandable m8

>wbkuwebfkuybaefdklhseof87gwjhbseubjefvouevjlsvfusevljsdbouwebfljhsuvywejf sldvcls lafblaiufboauyfgowfg3g387g837gf haggis

>Tfw I can understand the shit they are saying.

>There was one user here claiming to be a girl here last night

No way, post pictures.

get a haircut like this

is this what the language sounds like to non english speakers?

Prove to me the Earth isnt Yorkshire pudding shaped.

By eck, you cant

>falling for the barber jew

Just buy a reliable haircutter and do it yourself. Saves you money in the long run.

>tfw get my hair cut by a woman
>tfw it's taken me months just to be able to talk to her normally

>Moved into a new area a few months back
>Six barbers/hairdressers within walking distance
>Have visited them all at least once
>None of them seem to cut it quite right
>Have started going to my old barbers of 8 years which is about 45 minutes away
>Best haircut I've had in months

Get a job

>not having multiple twatter accounts

There is one girl who comes here, she names herself Yemeni. Not seen her around for a while though.

Then I'm fucked. But seriously, anyone know what they will ask? Haven't left the house in months so I haven't had a conversation with humans other than my parents in a while.

The sea doesn't taste like gravy

Wow, these people really need some bleach...

>BOBBLIN AND GREEN

what?

>English does not have dialects
gonna show this to every dutchfag that claims this from now on.

Somehow understood every word though.

bad day today, lads

Brits will do the globalists more harm by voting for Corbyn than what you will by voting for UKIP again

>tfw when you accidentally get an erection

Post UKIP propaganda.

bawling(bubbling) and crying

It will just be about what qualifications you have and what type of work you should be looking for.

Play up the autism though and you may get lucky.

Yeah weather's shite innit

Depends, a lot can happen in 3 years

Tell us all about it lad.

you'd be somewhat handsome without that weird-ass beard, and a decent haircut. Atm you just look like an anime jew

I won't need to play it up desu. I was stuttering on the phone.

>Brits will do the globalists more harm by voting for Corbyn
And we'll end ourselves in the process.

I will not sink the ship to kill the captain.
Not when we rule the waves.

fb.com/anonews.co/videos/1194175420594015/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

This edgy meme video has 24million views and 500k shares on fácebook

UK and Japan are just chilling out on opposite ends of the Eurasian supercontinent

>Just buy a reliable haircutter

>reliable haircutter

>haircutter

Just be sure you have your increasingly complicated web of lies ready to go or else they will cut off all your money and you will starve to death lol

mcvities chocolate orange or a bourbon

Up to 100 schoolchildren armed with 'bats and knives' involved in mass brawl in Bexley, London

Two people were taken to hospital and seven were arrested after the shocking scenes of violence, in which some of the children were allegedly using blocks of concrete as weapons.

Witnesses described the “absolute pandemonium” as the fight spilled onto the roads of Northumberland Heath, near Erith, prompting a police intervention with helicopters and police dogs.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/20/up-to-100-schoolchildren-involved-in-mass-brawl-in-bexley/

reeee

she was just trying to give anons advice with women

>hairdresser keeps brushing her huge jugs across your face
All part of the service m8

>barber jew
>not supporting your local lads by getting your hair cut by a talkative lad who may frequent your regular
Its like you're a stingy cunt or something.

>muh child workers

Yeah, would be much better if they had to suck cock for a living

i understood the gist of what they were saying

something about him not telling her about the people he's been sleeping with, even though he says he does tell her about everything he does

They'll just see where you are and what you're planning on doing

im on the dole

(joining the Army so no one will hire me lol)

This has only gone mainstream because it's mainly white people fighting

it's pretty nice. but a bit awkward. dunno whether to say anything

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473212145744.webm

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>she was just trying to give anons advice with women
Good lass.
I've been meaning to come here late at night and start encouraging anons yo get their lives on track again.
Was doing it for a while but uni and the gym are tiring me out desu

rather not
i'll just say that both sides of the bed were the wrong side of the bed today

Quick poll

Do you guys pull foreskin back before you wee?

the race war starts in our schools. impressive

>tfw you are both glaswegian and the son of a BBC reporter so you can understand this without issue yet have a fully intelligible accent

I ipcked out "beep" twice but that's about it

>tfw my hairdresser is my female cousin
I never asked for this.

kek

How old are you? I'm 19 desu and was thinking about joining the army.

What set him off this time?

>randomly look outside my window
>Nigger getting into his car with a 7/10 east euro bitch
Feels pretty bad

hairclipper or whatever its called

you know what i mean you daft cunt

The worst type of scum.

>tfw I organised a massive stick war in year 7
>About 60 of us lined up on the sports field with sticks and had a battle using our school bags as shields

Was jolly good fun, good thing we had no niggers in my school to ruin it.

>east euro bitch
>coalburner
Into the trash it goes.

She'll pay the toll eventually. Why are east euro slags such coalburners?

Now-and-again to stop a double stream or any 90 degree angle pissing.

Good goy, er I mean boy.

But there's 4 sides to a bed desu.

I wouldn't be against it either but I've taken SSRI so I think that disbars me lel

You know what to do son.

Don't worry, I hate the SNP and the BBC lugenpresse. When I finish up PPE down in Oxford I'll be getting to work making Britain great again.

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Plans to deploy more armed police officers to shopping centers and tourist attractions around Britain are being dismissed as an “anti-terror PR stunt” that overlooks “proper policing work” needed to combat a terrorism threat.

ssex Police and Kent Police both confirmed they will be sending armed police officers geared up with guns and Tasers to sites including Bluewater and Lakeside shopping centers, Canterbury cathedral, the Port of Dover and Southend Airport.

The forces stressed there was no intelligence to suggest a direct threat, but said extra patrols would ensure they were “adequately prepared.”

“We want the public to know what we’re doing to protect them and not to panic if they see officers with firearms or Tasers on patrol,” Kent Deputy Chief Constable Paul Brandon said.

However, the move has been criticized by those who think extra resources should instead focus on intelligence-gathering and grassroots policing.

rt.com/uk/359991-anti-terror-police-armed/

redpill him and then make him redpill the masses

Probably something to do with their men being low IQ dickheads who are drunk all day and poor as fuck. They probably think they might as well have a big cock if they're gonna be poor.

>Up to 100 schoolchildren armed with 'bats and knives' involved in mass brawl in Bexley, London
>Two people were taken to hospital and seven were arrested after the shocking scenes of violence, in which some of the children were allegedly using blocks of concrete as weapons.
It was just banter.

All coalburners I've seen in Sheepshaggerdeen are all euros. One an Islamic convert.
So far I have seen only one British coalburner in London. The rest are European.

youtube.com/watch?v=KJwmpTapG0s

He's utterly impenetrable, he doesn't listen to me and he spends most of his time in an echo chamber of globalist cuck journalists.

>Was at the shop yesterday
>See a girl with a nigger and a mutt child
>Feel sad about it
>Walking past them
>The girl starts talking in Polish to her mother
>Feel a thousand times better

Oh shit yeah I can't join either. Fuck. On lithium desu. Looks like wagecucking for me.

Honestly sounds like a nightmare, chin up user

‘I want to face war crimes trial,’ says British Army major over Iraq allegations

An Iraq War major alleged to have been connected with the 2003 drowning death of an Iraqi teenager has said he will hand himself into a war crimes court because British justice is incapable of giving him a “fair trial.”

The unnamed serving officer maintains his innocence and in a letter to Defence Secretary Michael Fallon has condemned the “13-year witch hunt” he claims he and his men have been subjected to.

The possible charges for manslaughter relate to an inquiry into the drowning death of Iraqi teenager Ahmed Jabbar Kareem Ali in British Army custody in 2003.

rt.com/uk/359975-iraq-major-war-crimes/

He found the right organization, then.

Is he on the national news? Anchor? Local? Correspondent. Don't give too much info. I just want to be on the look out for the cuck.

Are Polish women really that bad? I know one white British woman that converted to islam to marry her husband but that's it

>Trying to eat more, decide to have beans on toast for breakfast every day
>Got halfway through, felt sick
>Run to sink and puke up

Is there something wrong with eating as soon as you wake up? I love beans on toast so why does my body reject it

It was probably a hooker.

Isn't that the Iraqi kid who got told to fuck off, ended up getting chased down and drowned himself by accident?

Yes. In the UK 23% of Polish women are married to non-whites.

Probably the reason they left Poland.
To burncoal and still be able to be looked at on the street.

Get a hitler youth undercut

Imagine a squaddie being interviewed today about Iraq/Afghan.

>It was bloody great. The weather was fantastic, I got to ride in a tank, sit in a helicopter and shot 3 rag heads. I had a marvellous time.

use the Hitler argument. with the aim to make him reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

it'll give your life meaning user.

The Asian hornet’s long-feared arrival on the UK mainland has been confirmed, government scientists have said, with ecologists warning of dire consequences for honeybees if the species is not swiftly eliminated.

The hornets eat honeybees and have become widespread in central and southern France, prompting warnings in recent years that they could arrive in the UK via pot plants from France.

While not considered a threat to humans, the arrival of the hornets add to the woes of Britain’s honeybees, which are vital for pollination of many crops but have been suffering declines for decades.

The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) said on Tuesday that it had a confirmed sighting of an Asian hornet in the Tetbury area of Gloucestershire.

Officials said efforts were already under way to destroy the invasive species, using cameras and traps to locate nests before attempting to kill them off with pesticides.

theguardian.com/environment/2016/sep/20/threat-honeybees-asian-hornet-arrival-uk-confirmed-defra-invasive-species

See if you can join the RFA, might be a bit more lenient

Chocolate digestives or go home.

Why do people call poles the defenders of the white ethnicity again?

Dude that's not him that's a meme

>Hornets

Just nuke us now

>move to newcastle for uni last year
>after shitty basic cuts at a place on the high street I look for a new place to go
>turns out everywhere needs a fucking appointment
>find a barber that could fit me in then
>she's amazed all I want is a simple 5 on top and 2/3 back and sides to get it trimmed down
>she says "oh usually it'd be 15 quid but since you're a student and I had some free time it's only 8"

Who the fuck spends 15 bongs on a haircut that isn't a woman unless you have some ridiculous anime-esque hair

Maybe do some physical activity before eating a big meal, helps for me.

The what? I'm bipolar so I don't know

>an upcoming generation of slav-nigger mongrels

It snewed a bit an’t’neet wor dark
A lad ran up bi ‘Orton Park,
A copper said: “Nah then watsta doin ‘ere mi’lad?” “deliverin Paapers for mi Uncle Ned”
“An wots’ee ginthee?
Nobbut orp’ny?
Skinny ol’ de’il, ‘e’orter be deead!”

Indians as well, a lot of Poles marry poo in loos.

I get mine free.

i have to get them to style it to hide my premature balding...

:c

Wait till your hungry don't try and force it if it makes you throw up

I think if i lost my job, had to move back in with my parents, i'd spend my days stalking Laurie Penny.

That's what i got out of that video.

Short, back and sides plus beard trim and dye (don't judge) costs me 10 bongs, that's once a month mind you.

>dye

Do you trim/shave your pubic area?

it's mostly yanks masturbating over the "white race". as if we should care about Slavs, Mediterraneans, Balts etc

milo was following me and started a chat about his favourite drinks once.

Good thing i'm white.

What a shame.

I'm looking forward to winter just for the bangers and mash.

Been out recording for some work lads. A woman ruined a take by shouting down her phone near me and her doggo jumped up at me scratching my gear. fucker.

at least Nige was on tv when i got home.

>turn on tv
>ITV
>Nige is on Loose Women
>They love him.

I've got one that likes me right now.

(((Aid organisations))) laid out 2,500 lifejackets symbolizing refugee crossings to Europe in a demonstration outside the British parliament on Monday timed to coincide with a United Nations summit on the worldwide migrant crisis.

The orange lifejackets spread out on the lawn of Parliament Square were worn by adults and children travelling from Turkey to Greece, part of a wave of migrants attempting the Mediterranean crossing to get to mainland Europe.

The United Nations refugee body UNHCR, International Rescue Committee, Migrant Voice, World Vision, and Médecins Sans Frontières collaborated for the display, which they called a "lifejacket graveyard" to illustrate the risks migrants take.

The UNHCR estimates 6,940 people drowned or went missing while trying to reach Europe between January 2015 and August 2016.

"We hope this will send a message to the world leaders to call for durable solutions," said Sanj Srikanthan, head of policy and practice at International Rescue Committee.

uk.reuters.com/article/uk-un-assembly-migrants-london-demo-idUKKCN11P1HC

You have a dyed beard? I'm not judging m8, i'm genuinely curious

>it's the gay aussie asks about foreskin episode

I love written Yorkshire, I wish that was the official verbal and written language of Yorkshire.

I've seen them on my road a few times now, she's not a hooker

My hair is dark brown and my beard ginger, has to be done lads.

No, why would I?

Royal Fleet Auxiliary

>Asian hornet
Yellow peril

Based May saying they should fuck off and BoJo for saying they`re better off drowning.

Well, I guess Polish women are sluts not whores.

I have a really dark ginger beard, I don`t think it looks bad.

I don't dye it but my hair is dark brown and so is my beard. However i get ginger hairs coming through in my beard.

>Calling them refugees once they pass Turkey

We need another mini Ice age. Volcano (the one in Iceland is due) or hope for sun spots to continue there decline.

Oh I see lad, yeah no hatred here

Think he's back in the newsroom for BBC scotland now. Can't remember exactly what his deal is now, I know he was on newsnight scotland.

Any Londonistans get their hair cut at Mr. Topper's? used to be 6 bongs and Mr. Topper is clearly a spawn of kek

>world leaders

>i want to inspire them to spend their own people's money

>not appealing to the people themselves

>they blame poor race relations

>that's once a month mind you.

fucking normie.

Do Jammie Dodgers count as biscuits?

If not then Bourbons.

The people don`t want them tbqh

Race war soon.

>However i get ginger hairs coming through in my beard

same, and I have dark blond hair

I've looked around on ARRSE and a lot of the lads there (who've served or are currently serving) seem to have the general opinion that you should be able to get in still, so long as it wasn't terrible, you can answer questions well in a way to play it down and act like a top lad.

I've had issues with mental health before, was on Citalipram for about 2 weeks as well. I'm still just going to go for it, already started working out to get my body in shape.

>tfw red hair and brown beard

What the fuck is wrong with me

>Eternally now blanketed over with clouds.
>Massive temperature drop.
Comfy.
I wan't a small ice-age. Can't be arsed with summer or sun at all. Makes all the niggers fuck off since they would get rickets and freeze.

Probably just upset about Brexit, the poor tykes.

Maybe it's the celt trying to break free.

>Bourbons

>actually being ginger

>Wondered why my postman was so late today
>Knock at the door
>It's now a postwoman
>Old lad retired
>Now have to speak to a woman whenever I get a delivery of Japanese crap

Ah fuck

does't he talk to you, his son?

why are globalists all such cold people?...

precisely

The only person i've ever loved and still do has just come out of a relationship.

I've waited 7 years for this how should i go about it lads?

you're lucky as fuck i wish i had a ginger beard

Immediately ask her to have your children.

jack here

why did you put that on reddit now my friends have found out

show them your feminine penis

Learn to move on

Nah, just let it go. My hairs light brown, my beard comes in a weird combination of bark brown and blond.

i bet £10,000 on a trump win how fucked am i lads :(

Partial potato nigger identified

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

>Cream

I have the same problem but I just don't care

>tfw celtnigger genes.

Very

>i bet £10,000 on a trump win how fucked am i lads :(

Oldfag advice:
You should NEVER bet more than you can afford to lose.

Lads, why is the UK incapable of truly improving its education system? Bringing back grammar schools isn't innovative, it's the very opposite. Your government is bereft of ideas, devoid of creativity, yet too proud to look at what other countries with better outcomes are doing, instead pandering to the sort of idiots who believe everything they read in the Mail and the Express and think that the answer is simply to make children do more rote memorization for longer. I'm not saying the US is any better - we should be taking this advice too.

theguardian.com/education/2016/sep/20/grammar-schools-play-europe-top-education-system-finland-daycare

I spend about £15 every time I go
>Including a tip (it's £13 but I let them keep the £2 when I carry notes). Would be £8 if I was still a student
>Men only barbers
>Occasional free beer when waiting
>No appointments
>Always end up chatting to guys while waiting and the barbers while getting my cut

I never used to pay over £10 for a cut but I justify it by it being a decent, locally owned business that's actually enjoyable to go to. It's also been the best haircut I've had in.... In fact, I don't know if I've had a better one elsewhere.

what are you implying... can clinton win?

is this truly an echo chamber? fuck im worried now.. b-but those low energy rallies

When will you learn

would rather join the navy. throwing money at it because Labour fucked up and need the men more, plus more travel and shagging if you get a berth.

Mega fucked. Better get some NEETbux fast

>Tfw Scotland had one of the best acclaimed public education systems in Europe until Finland took over in 2012.
Shit.

Jesus Christ, this.

EVERY time you put a bet on make sure you leave the betting office assuming you've lost it.

I am Kek, Clinton will not win.

"Clinton" will win.

There is some doubt over whether Clinton is still alive at this point.

How much do you even stand to win mate?

I just want to get in the shit desu, so I'm just going for the infantry in some capacity. If I get in, then maybe a few years down the road I'll go for the Royal Marines Commandos.

>what are you implying... can clinton win?
I'm not implying anything.

But you can't go placing bets on a whim if you can't afford to lose the stake . . .that's just common sense.

I have no idea about the Yank elections but I think that Cred Forums is slightly deluding itself in the amount of support that Clinton gets.

Flop out your uncut willy, show it to them and simply say "want a bit of this, then?"

Job done.

It depends on how much the establishment can get away with.
If the vote is close Clinton wins. Just hope Trump has enough.

Fair vote and Trump all the way but we are talking about America here.

Where did you even get 10 grand from anyway? You don't sound responsible enough to be old enough to have earned it yourself.

Inheritance?

>Osbourne fucked the naval budget so we only got 6 type 45s not 12

George "Northern powerhouse" Osbourne needs to be Gassed Desu

So elite they literally have to teach recruits to wash their own willys

kek

>mfw my girlfriend is set to "have a chat" with the police on Monday over anti-Islam/generally alt-right posts she made on her Tumblr over four months ago

All I really hear from him is whining that I'm not doing enough with my life, or instructions to do this or that.

Fair enough, to an extent, there's certainly more I could be doing, and there's nothing wrong with having things to do around the house, but it's all I ever hear from him. I see him in the morning and without so much as a "good morning" he goes right into either complaining or demanding or both. Then the same at dinner. I'm always relieved when he goes to work because it means I can move freely around the house without having to run into him.

He's gotten a lot worse since Brexit, actually. I still don't think he's gotten over that.

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been urinating more than usual the last 24 hours lads. should I be worried? no blood and it's not dark yellow, but still. also woke up to piss in the night which almost never happens for me

My lord Hitchins is brilliant

post pics/tumblr

Diabetes. 100%.

Sorry breh.

Did someone literally rat her out on tumblr?

>grammar schools isn't innovative

No, it picks the best and brightest, tells them they're the best and they become the best. Whatever their parents' income. Hence the upper middle class left, who's not so bright children will miss out despite living next door to the bestest schools kicking up a fuss.

shit really? wanted to join TA. got my gp to put down 'insomnia' on my medical form before assessment. at assessment doctor doing medical pulled me up on it. asked me to get a letter explaining it. took mirtazapine for about 8 months, ending about 5/6 months ago.

doing is doing long letter explaing it, and is supporting my 'insomnia' claim

how fucked am i?

Thinking of saving that for after i attempt to win her back and it goes well.

But i have a masculine penis

I can't it's been 7 odd years, i've had 9 failed relationships since then all because they never came close to what i had with her.

A "Time Traveller" from r9k has claimed that Clinton will win, but it will be discovered to be a fraud in December and Trump will take over after a long battle to determine what should happen.

This same guy also claimed that Trump had a time machine which he inherited from his uncle and was on a Crusade to stop Islam from destroying the world like it had done in virtually every other time line. Trump was also meant to stop 9/11 but failed to do so.

So if we can trust this guy user's bet should be a sure thing.

army.mod.uk/documents/general/bgn_ri15_medical_screening.pdf

Only ongoing psychiatric illness will disqualify a candidate. In my mind that means that as long as you are not currently receiving treatment and have not been for the past year, you'll get in just fine.

Sounds like it's maybe a small bladder irritation, caused by overly acidic foods and drinks or a teeny water infection. In any case, doesn't seem like anything to worry about. Your body will fix itself on its own lad, just drink plenty of water today.

super fucked. he came as close as he was gonna come yesterday, closing to within .9% in poll of polls. all downhill from here pal

kek granted us brexit. trump would be too much

Ozzy just wanted to fix the deficit, no bully.

lads seriously my mate is talking to Kitty rn about this im gonna be so fucked socially and cucked by him

>He's utterly impenetrable
Unless it's Jamal's cock.

Why do people hate gingers? I'm a pissmop myself but I love redheads

>7/10

Hitchen's law halves that score, so she's only a 3/10.

My beard has little bits of red in if I'm in the sun a lot

thx kek

clinton is talking about pepe and collapsing in 22 degree weather.. s-s-surely she can't win

just minimum wage savings lad, i'll never afford a house so there's no grand scheme in action, just ...... took the plunge with a massive bet... simultaneously worried and excited famalam

doubt

Alright, thanks desu

Have you ever seen a ginger? God wants us to hate them.

I'm pretty sure your finance minister needs to be crippled and sit in a wheelchair for the jews to allow a balanced budget.

> against stablishment

But leftism reason to be is destruction of stablishment

Tried the phone number but it's not connected. Obviously a fake card.

I think it's gorgeous on women and potentially aesthetic on men

I am of partial Scotch descent though, so perhaps it's my inner Eternal Celt pursuing damage control

It was working, but after Brexit happened he went missing for a few days then reappeared high in parliament.

>just minimum wage savings lad, i'll never afford a house so there's no grand scheme in action, just ...... took the plunge with a massive bet... simultaneously worried and excited famalam
You fucking mong.

35,000 grand

fug. pls kek

Texas please.

Even the Sun hates gingers and wants them to burn.

>Asking for more advice from the place which got you into the situation in the first place.

I can't say for sure how fucked or not you are lad, but you need to stop obsessing over failure otherwise you'll fail at everything.

Just tell them about your "insomnia", tell them it's not a problem in your life anymore and that you're 100%.

Tbh lad, I think my mental health issues came about because of slow puberty. I'm 24 now and I'm only just getting a little facial hair, I'm fairly baby faced and I'm getting more and more aggressive by the day. I quite honestly think I've had a dead slow puberty.

possibly. i'm welsh with some english ancestry

I'm unsure entirely. Both of my parents have irish grandparents on one side and english on the other.

The sun is the enemy of the Anglo race desu

I don't care about gingers tbqh.

So you saved 10 grand? How old are you and how long did it take?

If you say it took you 5 years or something then you're a complete retard. Saving takes a long time to amount ot anything and blowing your load on dumb shit will just fill you with regret.

that feel when your mummy has left to go shopping, but in her ignorance she has left the delicious biscuit barrel unhidden in the kitchen and right now you are scoffing untold amounts of custard creams, jammy dodgers and French fancies.

Tell me /britpol/, are you as fortunate in life as me?

Yum, yum!

Irish ancestry get lots of red hair in my beard don't mind. Brown hair/blue eyes.

Lad, just play it off as a bit of bantz with the lads. That's all it has to be, lads do dodgy shit all the time for a laugh. In the grand scheme of things you really didn't do anything that absurd. Just chill, it's not a biggie.

Got any tendies desu?

You ever wonder why old Muslims dye their beards red/ginger?

Prophet Mohammed was said to have red hair and you get a shit load of gingers converting to Pisslam.

He should just cash out now desu

>blowing your load on dumb shit will just fill you with regret.

Me and my ex.

i didn't know that they did that. Maybe Muhammed was just a lost irishman trying to get some brown pussy.

no

Is that why you live in an island with such terrible weather?

-10 good boy points cunt.

Brown loli pussy specifically.

Just remember how wrong we all were about Brexit.

>you didn't bet it all on Britain

the weather is great. I love the cold, when we have a nice cold clear sky day, it feels very crisp and fresh. Grey is fine too.

exactly

>be 27
>been sleeping with a 19 year old for 3 months
>family were a bit outraged that I was dating a 21 year old last year
>this girl is 9 months younger than my youngest sibling

Rate this Christmas dinner if she joins me for it.

How should I approach the encounter? Not mention her age at all?

You'll be making bank come november.

Forget the polls for now. They oscillate randomly. Wait 6 more days for the debates to happen and then look at them. I guarantee you'll be sleeping comfortably come the 26.

Is he a """"friend"""" of Israel? Have you ever been there?

Yes. It's also why Aussies shitpost so much. All that sunlight fries their beady brains and drives them insane.

Tell you family to (kindly) fuck off, she's an adult and you can fuck her if you like.

Some Muslim girl in her college class found her url somehow, started ranting on Twitter about how "unsafe" she feels being in the same class as her, doxxes her and posts screenshots on Twitter, random sjws and Muslims suggested emailing the college about it, loads of emails sent to the college by the aforementioned sjws and Muslims, college wanted to have a sit-down with gf to talk things through (under seemingly false threat of reporting it to the police if not), gf said no and quits college (she wanted to quit anyway but this sort of forced her hand), lecturer involved was completely fine with how the issue was resolved, everything was then forgotten about.
Fast-forward four months, gf's house gets a knock at the door by a police officer, her mum answers, is told by the policeman that there's an "ongoing investigation" and that my gf needs to "have a chat" with a police officer on Monday or faces being arrested.
Over posts on Tumblr. About how Islam and immigrants aren't great.

Muslims get to roam in rape gangs totally unchallenged by the police in fear of causing offence, but a nineteen year old girl isn't allowed to talk about her pretty ordinary political views on her personal blog without being threatened by the authorities.

This country is fucking mad.

How do you explain leaf posts, then?

it is worth it, for all these delicious biccies are mine!

>I love the cold, when we have a nice cold clear sky day, it feels very crisp and fresh

This. Nothing better than walking through a forest in that weather

>things that make you go reeeeeee

>A "Time Traveller" from r9k

A guy I used to know did the same thing, he mainly just got weird looks.

whos oldest here?

29 here

Fucking what.

It's words on the internet. The Muslim girl needs to grow up or go back to durka durka land.

That's what i was doing today. Though a little grey.

Trudeau has put estrogen pills in the water supplies?

I've got nothing for Canada, they just changed as soon as Trudeau got elected, it's not even a gradual change, it's literally overnight.

>Revealing your power level
Deserved it tbfh. It's one of the first things you get taught on your Cred Forums induction day.

They're French, what's to explain?

She should get the police officers involved questioning why they're after her

How do you put up with 19 year old girls? I'm 20 and girls my age drive me insane

What's the age difference between your mum and dad? 5-10 years is normal.

this is the hardest question i ever faced on pol, and its something ive long given a lot of consideration. The jammy dodger, its rambunctious mix of jam, and biscuit, often there to satisfy that biscuit urge that no other biscuit can, and yet, the biscuit and jam, either alone, would be nothing special, and then theres the humble ginger nut, its spicy aftertaste can give you a jolt more so than any morning coffee but dunk that bad boy and you find out just how weak it is structurally, it just cant be depended on, then we have the chocolate hob nob, a taste so sublime as to started wars, but the mess it can make if not eaten on a plate and those soggy crumbs it leaves in your tea really let it down, then we have the jaffa cake, but, is it a biscuit or with that provocative name is it merely a cake hiding in plain sight, trying to push the limmits of our prejudice. The favourite biscuit is a conundrum that has puzzled man for many years and not something, i think, that can be answered today.

Maybe it's all the Chinese and Syrian cock in their assholes making them mardy.

Time to pack you off to Dignitas... Grandad.

Young girls are the best though, the older singles tend to be a bit unhinged, at least the ones I`ve known.

Police are forced to do this sort of work by superiors that need to fill quotas for hate crimes.

>tfw 21 and never had a gf

Lads I have an emergency, I've run out of freddos and I can't get any more until I visit the UK again. Not sure what to do.

>Not posting durka durka girl deets on Cred Forums

Alice looks much, much better without her stupid pigtails.

the north needs something to laugh at. fucking southern pooftas letting the capital get overrun. faggots.

Bleach and cocoa powder.

That's one theory.

>Gloucestershire.

>Calling for HS2 as his not in power to take the shit coming with it

>He actually believes that faggot

The real question.
If you offer someone a tunnocks teacake are they excited to have a fancy biscuit or disappointed that it's not really a slice of cake.

>Bleach and cocoa powder.
W-what will that do?

Also, depending on how bad the Tumblr was, forward the information to Heat Street - they recently did a piece about how Oxford university had attempted disciplinary procedures after a student posted anti-white racism he found being published on social media by black students. Might be analogous enough for them to publish your girlfriend's case as well

>South
>Poofs
You get fooled by our accents but you northern filth are just cowards, you're all talk. Whereas we will just stick a fucking knife in your gut if you so much as breathe the wrong way near us.

You lot just vent off your crap like an angry old man. You're the poofs and you're cowardly.

Have a (You)

Kill them all.

Anyone who doesn't know what a teacake is doesn't deserve one in the first place and so should be grateful to have one.

>No jam in it like a Jam Wagon Wheel

Why didn't you put it in le trash?

It's the core ingredients to a freddo.

Neither, they're over the bloody moon to be having a Tunnocks.

I know for a fact you're wrong, spend 3 years in Kent for university, all the men were cowardly.

Ive got this terrifying fear of hairdressers, seriously they freak me the fuck out, i always have to get my mum to cut my hair, good thing i already have a job because her eyes are not so grand these days and the mess she leaves atop my head is getting unmanageable.

Sounds like you have migrant cock in your asshole making you irritable too.

I can at least hold a conversation with older women. I'll admit I have a bit of a thing for MILFs

iktf

Weaponise it!

The only one with migrant cock in them is your wife Dave.

Same could be said for you, I've been up north you're all a bunch of weirdo inbreds with fat faces and rosey cheeks. You need another harrying to sort you out and keep you in line.

Guys Europe is taking in hundreds of thousands of hornets it's our moral duty to share the load, not all hornets even kill bees it's just a minority they will contribute to our economy and aging bee population. #notallhornets

sources lad, you know this spot can turn this upto 11 for that mudslime monobrow whore and her dodgy family too.

>While not considered a threat to humans

I think i'll be the judge of that.

NEW THREAD

She's quite smart. Does finance at uni. We sit n watch Stefan videos together. We've done a few CSTT videos but she thinks he's a bit of a bully, I'll need to ease her into the banter I think.

Plus she's a bit nerdy which helps. Sits on my bed n revises while I play WoW on my desktop. Has mentioned getting an old console to play games like CTR or Tomb raider too (she used to with her dad).

Biggest plus is she was a virgin and is not a partyslut getting pissed every week or even more than once a month. I guess the fact she's doing bar work for bills puts her off going out herself.

Also 32DD tits or something like that.

Can you post any anonymoused snippets or anything?

I'm curious, if she didn't post anything close to incitement she should be telling them to fuck off.

Either way advise her to basically say as close to nothing and keep calm as much as possible, police are tricky fuckers and it's easy to say something stupid if they rile you up.

If they actually caution her she should be saying nothing other than to confirm her identity.

It looks interesting, you could turn those into drones and direct them all toward Mecca during Ramadan. Equip them all with a bioweapon and let them have fun.

Why aren't we doing this?

>tfw my co-worker came in with her hair down one day
Best day of work ever.

they smell like busstops

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They'll bully her into accepting a caution, under no circumstances should she accept.

You're right, unless there is incitement to harm/maim they can't do shit and they should be told to fuck off and start cleaning up Rotherham.

This too

Young girls have options. Older ones are going out of date. I'm a man and I'm realistic, I want the best ratio of youth/attractiveness I can get. I just happen to have really struck gold with this one.

DO NOT ACCEPT A CAUTION
DO NOT ACCEPT A CAUTION
DO NOT ACCEPT A CAUTION

She's not fit to wear that uniform the utter slag.

You're cucking him under his roof. :3