So I let her move in a month ago. I come home from work to see this

>here comes the battering ram in tiny letters halfway down the machine

Sneak up on her while she's reading it

RARE

Draw a pink castle then a dragon flying overhead shooting flames at it

R A R E
A
R
E

assert dominance by raping her

el peruANO

Well it looks like you write on your fridge with chalk like a fucking homo pretty regularly so you only have yourself to blame.

wow she's so endearing and funny :-)

if my cat could write it would write the same thing

let her peg you

Ur fuked

Benis :D

Seems she knows her place. Now demand a sandwich.

shouldn't let your sister boss you around like that

Just show her who the man of the house is.

Assert your rightful dominance as king.

make her clean it and let her know you don't like this kind of bullshit

if she tries to fight you, tell her to get the fuck out of your house

don't be a little cuckfaggot

Write underneath:

No you're not.
No it isn't.

sick bants Peru

how does this work? air trapped in the anoose travels into the brain causing them to be weak and disorientated for a while as shit bits swarm the brain?

drag her out in the street and throw big rocks at her. Your neighbors will probably join in.

Fuck her from behind and pull her hair back frequently and never let her get the upper hand over you in any situation. If she lashes back, say "this isn't going to work then". This is how you humble her out. In a matter of months the fridge will say "I am so happy to be living with my room mate."

She's probably joking. Write that you are going to siege her castle walls.

If she's serious, talk to her about it instead of posting on here you dumbass. Grow a sack and speak your thoughts. People respect outspoken men. Tell her you have a problem with this and if she doesn't stop, you'll kick her out.

Does she not know a King outranks a Queen?

draw a benis above her message. tell her its coming tonight and she needs to get ready.

why is your fridge so disgusting? Do you just suck in chalk dust all day and have it blow in your food? I bet you drink out of mason jars too, fucking hipsters.

Revolution

This is true
>not fuggin your girl in the ass regularly
Shiggidiggydoo

There's two sides to every person, the lawful good and the chaotic evil.
The chaotic evil in her made her write it as a means of gauging you to understand she owns you, but she'll cover underneath a facade of lawful good and make it seem like it's a joke.

In all actuality she does believe your her submissive bitch

4th post best post.

Gib her de benis :DDD

And if you don't keep'er you're goin in the freezer

enjoy being murdered when you break up OP

>get a marker
>bend her over
>write "I'm the king of this castle" on her lower back

The kitchen, she means?

Fucking this so much.

upvoted

Kick her out before she fucks another guy and takes you to family court for alimoney

Remind her who the king is and who the queen must give her life to protect in order to not lose.

Lay siege to her castle
Fight until she unconditionally surrenders
Write up a draft of the new laws your Vassal must obey
Marry her and gain additional territory

Bonus:
An opportunity for a blowjob on every day that ends with Y

1. Open the door to the appliance
2. Insert the females head half way into appliance.
3. With some considerable pressure open and slam appliance door repeatedly until desired result is achieved.

>The machine

The fridge?

"oh now that you're in charge of the kitchen full time, here's a list of groceries I need."

Buy her a strap-on and accept your new place in the household.

FUCKING RARE!!!!
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R
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Tell her you dont want to be associated with some royalist bourgeoisie scum and kick her out
Distribute her belongings to the poor

Lock her in the castle for her own good.

Erase that shit and have a very serious talk with her.

I brought my wife home for the first and my mom and sister tried to do the whole "girl power, don't let him boss you around!" bullshit.

Even though I am close to them both, I told them then and there to keep their fucking opinions on our marriage to themselves.

You gotta lay down the law OP. It's your life don't fuck it up.

Defacto laws probably mean she can already take half his shit

mfw OP is single and his mom wrote that cause he is in trouble.

Get a bike chain and a lock. Write castle under siege on fridge.

uhhhh, good luck mate.

if you are serious about her you must control it or you gonna get fucked in the ass.

if you are not, fuck her up the ass then dump her

Why do you have to lie Australia?

What flag is this? On my phone

mason jars are awesome, fuck you

FRIEDE DEN HÜTTEN!
KRIEG DEN PALÄSTEN!

kek I thought the issue was that she had sanded down the exterior of your fridge. A woman acting like an uppity hoe and thinking she's a kang isn't that remarkable, just remind her that she's weak.

Brunei

Well he still should do it before she does

>queen of the kitches
>castle is the house
I see no problem, she seems like a smart woman. Your kids going to be well taken care of as long as you aint a pussy

Look foward to a life of misery. This is just the beginning. You could have stopped it.

well for starters you could stop lying on Cred Forums piece of shit.
>google search this shit and its a tutorial about how to make your refrigerator into a chalkboard

Austria, get up, you fell again.

A genuinely good person doesn't joke around about being possessive of someone's belongings a month after moving in. In fact, it doesn't even cross there minds, but it did to her and she went as far as making a joke about it. In her mind she believes she owns you

Thanks m8

Inshallah, brother.

Fuck. Wasted the quads.

This. OP is a fruity cunt.

It's a place not far from you. A bit northwest.

Post japs skulls please

>all these cucks ITT who aren't kings
Lmao faggots. I bet you've never even worn a royal robe while your Queen sucks your cock.

Hello neighbor

Rare

haven't seen you in a while

Lords of Kek.

Shh, don't rub in his poverty, fellow burger.

Cross through the queen and draw king, see how she reacts. If she reacts like a stronk wymynn, you know what to do.

The Queen needs to pay the bills.

Sad!

can't argue with those digits... Your Majesty

The submissiveness comes from prostate simulation.

If you get tired of her, just start acting like a beta who can't live without her. She'll be gone in a week.
Since you're straya you probably don't know how to act like a beta, Canada and Sweden can help you out.

bottom-tier banter as usual, america

Is that fucking chalkboard paint? I don't know what it is with bitches and chalkboard paint but it's a sure sign you've already fucked up. Expect more dumbass writing and plenty of pictures of her "inspirational" bullshit

Call up the biggest black you know
Then have him annihilate her pussy hole

post her feet

Be glad that she knows her place is in the kitchen.

Chalkboard paint anywhere in your house is a sure sign you've lost control of your woman

Yep, we've been fucked by geography.

>woman has declared the fridge is her castle
I dont see what the problem is
>request a sammich from the Fridge Queen

I gotta agree, the girls I've been with that I fucked in the ass were a lot less difficult. If a girl won't let you do it you know she's not all in and things will go bad for you later. Op's fucked

Let he know who actually rules in this monarchy.

Lol Chalkboard Wars

draw a dick on top of it

Add this:

>signed: soon to be homeless girl

and the word "king's"

Do not talk to her about it at all

I do not see a problem, clearly this is a kitchen, it is where the women belongs, good thing she's owning it

>not going Henry the Eight on her
One job Aussie. One job and you still fucked it up

THIS.

just googled it now,

prettypurpledoor.com/chalkboard-refrigerator/

it really is just a DIY thing for people that like doing that to pretty up the house.

gullible fucks.

...

I hope you enjoy paying alimony and crying about it until you die, faggot.

You let her in, you can let her out.

He says knowingly.

Is your husband aware you're on the Internet?

Thissssssss

>leaf

Well, she's not wrong. I mean, that's the kitchen, right?

wew

look at all that shit that would make me shit my pants like no tomorrow until i drop dead a month later

if i had to survive on it, that is

>tfw my disease is a literal meme

I dont see a problem.
If she is the queen, doesnt that make you the king?

>Getting chalk all around and in your food

Why

This, desu.

Is your fridge spray painted

You tell her to pack her things, obviously.

Nah, you hit the nail on the head.

you would be completely fucked unless you lived somewhere you could reliably hunt game at

>2016
>not being a mgtow

>Change Queen to KING
>Write: "And you are my queen" underneath "this is my castle"

simple.

>everyone in this thread completely missing the point

of course she is the queen and that is her castle; why else in god's name did you get a woman if not to allow her tosubjugate you.

Digits confirm, so ronery.

Declare yourself "King Weewuz", slap the shit out of her and put her on the street to earn you money.

>My castle is the kitchen
>Queen (2nd in command) of the kitchen
>Woman

Sounds about right

RA-

Oh fuck I already have you.

Shit I spend too much time here.

Learn to reverse image search. You have been fooled.

Write on the other door

> I AM THE KING. THE QUEEN IS MINE

See if she plays along.

>1 post by this id

>She is now building a nest.

And this is bad becouse? Fucking manlet.

hometalk.com/853640/i-painted-my-refrigerator-with-chalkboard-paint

nice try though kys

I don't see a problem with this really. She's implying you're her king. She also wrote it in the kitchen, implying that the kitchen is her castle.

this

or this

Tell her you are converting to islam and you will kick her out for hate crimes if she doesn't start wearing a burka inshallah

stop being such a nigger

Post the ancap meme

Leave the rent bill stuck to the fridge.

but she poops from there

I can vouch for this. She can be the queen, but she has to recognize the king.

this reply is great, just goes to show pol is full of fucking idiots now with no real life experience. even though op just made this shit up.

The more I look at, the more I have to say just dump her dude. If she comes back then you might be able to put her in her place.

Nice edit.

Don't listen to these fools.
She wrote that shit on the fridge...In the kitchen.....
She knows where she belongs.
Trust me. If you ask for a sandwich and don't get it, then you kick her out.

>she claimed dominion over the kitchen
What's the problem?

THE QUEEN IS DEAD.

LONG LIVE THE KING.

Change the locks, m8.

women always do dumb shit like this all the time.. Just ignore it and keep fucking the dogshit out of her.

Wait, you have chalkboard fridge?

Pay denbts, asshole

...

Had to make one.

This gg op

This is true. Chalkboard paint is some numale garbage.

STORM THE CASTLE!

But they're also submissive because daddy problems.

she is the queen of the kitchen.. i see no problems here.

RAREEE

Is that a fridge with a chalkboard on it?

It's some bratty little girl shit. Women are immature as fuck. Spanks this botch and possibly dump her too.

what the fuck you can paint chalkboards onto shit now?
what else can you paint onto things?

This and mock her for having a meek womanly penis that looks like a nubbin, being so unable to satisfy her king that she must gird herself with a mere phallusimile of manhood.

I think that's the point OP is trying g to make.
The woman scratched the shit out of the stainless and made it into a chalk board

RARE

I had to quite literally make a diving tackle on my wife when I saw her about to clean our stainless shit with a Brillo pad. Fucking ridiculous.

Your whole fridge is a chalkboard? Or did she just write all over it, erase it to cover the whole thing, then write the quote?

Write the the Declaration of Independence all over the entire fridge.

If you're artistic, draw a frame from the scene in Game of Thrones where Danny's getting railed by Drogo from behind.

The fridge is her castle?

2D waifus

Is not like her is your wife. Do you want to be the typical beta anglo ruled by his woman? Just broke with her and keep looking for a nice girl. Say some typical shit like "its not working, is not you is me" or some shit like that. Run vefore she take your place because as you can see is what she is trying to do.

Fuck off Straya! I'm sick of your shitty threads God damn!

I've seen this picture a long time ago this isn't your picture and this thread is false.

Draw your dick under it and write
"HERE IS YOUR THRONE, IT GOES IN YOUR ASSHOLE"