Wait in line at Pizza Hut

Ask her if she sucks dick

Point and laugh

This is the only right answer

Nobody hates pizza.

Think about my favorite blaxploitation films. Laugh when I remember Black Dynamite.

Sneeze at her neck with open mouth. Then say sorry, I'm allergic with giant grin

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Subtly whisper in her ear. Trust me, women like that.

Blow on it

I hate pizza

Why am I in a line at Pizza Hut? The lunch buffet is for actual animals

>That's a nice fisting tattoo.

Donatos master race

thought it was a white power symbol at first because of cross+fist

Grin and ignore it.

Snicker audibly and see if she turns around.

I'd start mansplaining.

I bet she is submissive in bed.

I fucking hate cheese and pork.

loli haet pizza

The next Pizza Hut is 140 Km from here. Why the fuck would i eat there?

That is where you're suppose to punch her.

ask if she's into hair-pullingly rough sex

you know she totally is

Call her a cunt and tell her to get raped

Gave me a chuckle.

Fist in the Pussy

Sing this
youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q

dont touch her, you might catch some disease

Call my girlfriend and tell her to put on the maid outfit, then get my pizza and go.

It's like goatse except christian

I bet she fantasize about getting raped

Jews and Muslims do, considering the best toppings are pork-based.

that was beautiful

You just haven't met the right pizza yet.

All Feminishits will become roasties, that song is just a verbal echo off the wall.

Chicago, you get the disgusting shit out of here. It doesn't make sense how that trash is even considered pizza.

Play Get Low by Lil Jon on my phone and as soon she smacks her lips about how I shouldn't listen to that I'll just call her out to be racist. Use their own retardation against them.

She clearly wants to be punched in the back of the neck.

to be fair, it can be good. but only at one place in the entire city

I've never met a woman who wasn't into hair-pullingly rough sex.

order a sandwich

That's a hugh mungus tattoo girl.

Wtf I hate pizza now.

Looks sexy. Moar pizza porn

Id tell her I thought her tattoo was oppressing black people by manipulating the black power symbol. Hit her with her own liberal bullshit.

>no eye contant
>5 feet away at all times

What's so difficult?

That was great.

youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

Its more of a tomato-cheese pie

Deserves a (you)

Lick her neck from behind.

Psssh, sick tattoo kid.

masturbate

That's because you idiots put pineapples on pizza

wtf i hate pizza now

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The sign looks like a fist knocking someone's head. I wonder what it means

snap her neck, then go and eat pizza

ask her if shes embarrassed about the time she got drunk and ruined her body with that stupid tattoo

You go get a similar tattoo but mancentric and then go hang out at that same parlor...just waiting for her to return

>eating carbs in any amount superior to 30g daily
>eating fucking gluten

You fell carbsfuel4dabrain meme of the wheat industry. There still time to avoid alzheimer. Read the Dr. Perlmutter's work.

Cred Forumsacs, there is no such thing as body and soul, we are one. Be a based being. Dont put shitty fuel on our most valuable asset

Hum the Battle Hymn of the Republic.

I ask her what it means then once she mentions feminism I say "never mind I don't care anymore"

Ask her what that tattoo means.
When she says, "Grr, it's a feminists are strong tattoo!" ask her why she put a strength tattoo someplace where people can only see it when she is running away from them.

Dubs don't lie.

Feminazis like to be choked, can confirm.

The feminism is just a shit test.

Source: I have 23" cock, test >9k ml/dl

Srsly tho

>Sneeze all over it
>Tell her I am terribly sorry
>Ask her out

You must always confuse the enemy

Honestly it looks more like a donkey punch target slash pictograph instructions.
A "Punch here when you fuck me in the ass." tattoo.

okay
>why am I in a pizza hut near a liberal arts college
>why am I in line for pizza in the first place? Making your own is cheaper, faster and takes 0 effort
>why would I pick worst pizza chain to get pizza at unless the goal was to get turbo shits

everything about this is wrong, the only solution at this point is to kill everyone

Ask her to try this wonderful, progressive religion the minorities follow. It's hip, it's trendy, it's new. It's Islam!

Then sell her as a fith bride off to some degenerate KSA faggot who likes the kinkey stuff and collect the shekels.

"That is where the axe strikes"

Do a wolf whistle and tell her she has a hot body.

>It's Islam!
Isram you say?

>what does that mean?
punch me in the face because im a woman

xvideos.com/video10283571/cumshot_on_girl_in_public_2
This

>secretly cum in your own hand
>rub cum all over the tattoo

im playing overthrow right now

Talk smooth to her.

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Judo
CHOP

So I had to track down this clip. What a moaning-faced bastard. Pizza looks great but no. Fucking Ramsey has to find fault with it. Asshole.

youtube.com/watch?v=gt8LflOyyhs

turn 360 degrees and walk away

> Judo
> Chop

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>Pizza looks great
Anglos couldn't make a pizza not even if it grew a dick and started fucking them in the ass. They only make some disgusting piece of shit filled with butter, throw some processed meat and industrial cheese, some margarine and then expect you to pay 20$ for that crap.

Stick to your dark sausages, that's the only thing you're good at. Probably a freudian expression of your inner desires

Wonder what the fuck I'm doing at Pizza Hut when there's much better pizza anywhere else

Hold the door open for her when she leaves

>mfw they just opened up a Giordanos 30 minutespecially from my apartment

It's very popular in the USA, too! So trendy! Even the messiah Obama loves it!

>Italy
>food

Begone spaghetti-coon. Come back to me when your country invents something as glorious as this.

Is it true that Italy has the best pizza in the world or is it just some spaghetti nigger masturbation meme?

>snaps neck with one hand

there is your fucking female superiority you fucking cunt

This board is cripplingly autistic.

Or ask if she needs help carrying the pizza

That means she's a member of the satanic anal fisting club.

>puts some ketchup on a piece of rounded bread
>SUPERIOR ANGLO CUISINE ITIES BTFO
kek
I've been in the USA, Australia, Canada and travelled all Yurop. They can't do pizza for shit. THere are significant differences in pizza even between North and South Italy, north italy's pizza is shit, but not as bad as the one they make abroad.

I always wonder how fucking hard it is to bake some raw bread with mozzarella, olive oil and some quality tomatoes. And yet they fuck up every single time, and i'm not even talking about toppings.
Jesus fucking christ

Yes, the european fashion scene does normally make its way to the US

>north italy's pizza is shit

south muslism rape baby detected.

This, it'll infuriate her to no end

>60%

>0%

>im-fucking-plying

>The first Gastarbeiter were recruited from European nations. However Turkey pressured the Federal Republic to allow its citizens to become guest workers.[1] Theodor Blank, Secretary of State for Employment, was opposed to such agreements. He held the opinion that the cultural gap between Germany and Turkey would be too large and also held the opinion that Germany needed no more labourers because there were enough unemployed people living in the poorer regions of Germany who could fill these vacancies. The United States, however, put some political pressure on Germany, wanting to stabilize and create goodwill from a potential ally.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastarbeiter

Draw a Hammer and Sickle on it with some top-brand permanent shit.

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That's a pie in a roll you fucking heathen.

I'm with you on this one, Ramsey can be a real douchebag. that best pizza i've had is in the Grand concouse and Fordham road and it was greasy and cheesy with lots of pepperoni all the ingredients have fat so it melts gloriously.

Christian anal fister.

Dance, dance for me little puppet

Best answer

Anybody can buy some quality flour, yeast, mozzarella balls, a couple plum tomatoes and a little olive oil and basil, and make a good neopolitan style pizza for less than a few bucks for a whole pie.

The reason why americans cant do pizza is because they think its hard or they'll fuck it up somehow and it'll cost them more money than if they were to just buy a frozen pizza. When really, I can make like 10 pizza crusts in 5 minutes ready for baking.

check my privilege

THAS RITE!

Offer to buy the girls in front of her pizza.

my first thought, united in supplicating yourself before Christ?

Nothing, she already started to fuck up her life, the moment she got that stupid tattoo.

symbol for "I like fisting"?

kek

I see this symbol on a few chicks at uni

Order something with tuna

A feminist held me down and pegged me once

>interacting with other people about what they believe in and why

Nothing. Mind your own business.

which place

>meet girl on OK Cupid
>hit it off well online
>decide to meet at a park then go to lunch for a first date
>see this as you approach her

wut do?

I knew pork was haram for you guys but cheese too?

underrated

ameribros please nuke melbourne already
I know you have nukes to spare for worthy causes

Lucky bastard

I've been coming back to this picture, trying to figure out if she's slovenly or not. The neck indicates that she at least isn't a chubbster, but that fucking mess of hair means that I should probably expect her to be a butterface when she turns around.

Whatever.
>tap her on the shoulder
>politely ask her which hole she prefers to get fisted in
>while she's confused, add that I'm left-handed, and ask if that's going to be a problem

Should go fine.

Say a silent prayer of thanks to whatever deity blessed me in this way.

>using ok cupid
>wut do?

kys

What about sydney?

whip out my dick and ask her "why don't you smoke this instead?"

nothing of value would be lost

top kek

The best way to deal with feminist women in public is to make them feel as undesirable as possible. Don't go full retard as she will just discount you as an 'mra virgin' and your opinion will be invalid. Just don't smile when they look at you, don't hold the door for them, if they talk to you use an indifferent tone, flirt with foreign looking women if possible (they really hate that)... anything to make them feel shitty but not under attack.

Cum on it

Fucking newfag

Gold Coast?

What does the tattoo on her leg mean...?

Punch her right on the tattoo and hope to roll a crit

Tell her you're a vegan and go on and on with a self-righteous rant that's equivalent to having a tattoo plastered on your body to make a constant political statement.

What does this mean?

Can confirm that this works. Women run on attention and jealousy.

Poker Pro.

nah, lots of based folk in QLD, though not so many in the Gold Coast

underrated leaf post

queen of spades = coal burner

learn to use a search engine

She wants to beat up christians? Send them to Hell?

Start with avoiding fast food, then you'll run into less morons.

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Ace. I had a feeling that general area would be good to take my vaca at.

"Bash my head in"

come on man it's a pretty obvious instruction

that symbol says to punch the neck area, i would punch it

turn 360 degrees and walk out of pizza hut its a shit establishment with fucking awful food and dindu staff.

Penetrate my skull and send me to Hell.

Start screaming "PEPE" at her until the police are called to physically remove me from the store.

just be careful of bogans

>be me
>flying back from o/s via gold coast
>everyone has tattoos, speaking thick 'strayan accents, swearing, wearing XXXX shirts and thongs (flip-flops for you yanks)
>have massive reverse culture shock because of the severe boganism immediately present everywhere

this, leave fucking pizza hut

kek sounds like Florida.

Why is it only latinos who use this meme?

>ml/dl
sick measure son xDDDDDD

what a qt waitress

Why the Fuck would I go INTO a Pizza Hut. If I want to eat Pizza out I actually go somewhere fucking decent. Next you'll be asking me about McDonald's. Fucking Disgusting OP.

whisper maga in her ear

might as well be a bullseye

SHILL THREAD
SLIDING
get in here
>get in here

>Pizza Hut
>No Da Grasso
eh, murica..

That pizza looks like shit and he pointed out some of the dough was still raw.

Take note of her for the day of the rope.

But seriously, what kind of fucking pleb goes to a pizza hut instead of getting delivery?

Cut it off and put it on pizza
Eat pizza

Blow air through my nose in slight amusement and stop giving a shit again.

Black panther gangbang

would bang and get beaten and bang again 09/10

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This

confused boner achieved.

who is she?

>she
kek

>she

"I want you to fist me anally."

Shay Massey, she actually is a chick.

i knew my boner was confused.
damn, would still bang,
guess i got a bad news for myself...

It's the symbol for the Association of Anal Fisters.

>anavar never once

thank kek. legit boner.

she's a bodybuilder chick. 100% female though

Nigger lover.

eww she is gross just looked her up for possible jerk material but no ty.

>tfw could still easily overpower her even though I am a just a weeb lanklet with a condemning Y chromosome.

Protect myself with my cc, because it came at me, and threatened my life.

sauce?

>hating on pizza hawaii

>gets preggo
>takes 18 years worth of money
>cries on Cred Forums
Stick your dick in crazy, and you deserve the outcome.

Think why am i at pizza hut. Then leave the establishment.

Nice one.

give her a bowl of hard boiled eggs

Start manspreading while standing, feet 3x shoulder width apart

Grab her ass and whisper lewd things in her ear.

Hold the door

Ahmed, FUCK OFF!

Tell her she has a spoider on her back.

Well, at least she is honest about it contrary to every other feminst; even if she's honest out of stupidity.

It's true.
Just like the french make the best bread in the world, it is a question of savoir-faire.

This is the best.

Bend her over and fill her with cum

fist bump the back of her neck like I'm mike tyson

"I'll jerk you until you cum"

>mfw I see an obese girl with this tattoo behind her ear
>she is so ugly and disgusting that I know she's irrelevant to the world
>laugh under my breath.
thats the only time i've ever seen this tattoo in real life.

loudly comment to my entourage that the bitch is willfully branded as a soros minion, followed by a brief introduction to megakike rotschilds' favourite operative, george and how they undermine sovereign countries, also providing a resource such as a study called "template revolutions" - you can google it easily

>not making your own pizza at home in your antiliberal safespace

Show these to her

Could be fun to lean in and whisper "feminism is cancer, darling!" Or randomly yell "Pepe!!"

>it's the current year
>still using the metric jew

I don't like pizza.

bro-fist it the hardest you can

Isn't that called a donkey punch

wow aussie bro keked hard

>donkey punch
That's it, I didn't remember the term.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Doesnt that mean she likes to be donkey punched?

That isn't pizza Chicago.

In fact, Amerifats stop making pizza. All your pizza is awful.

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Keep interrupting her by yawning loudly.

Wonder why I'm at pizza hut when there are places that actually make real pizza close by.

Kek

Call the orthodox police and see satanist whore go in jail

That's actually pretty good.

draw a swastika over it

Bro I bet she has a clit the size of my thumb. Girls can not get that big without juice.

>t. Country that is notorious for having the worst """""food""""" on the planet

Anyone ever see a British restaurant anywhere? Didn't think so.

I'd still fuck coalburners but anyone with that tattoo is broken so no

kek, I actually convinced one of my feminist ex-friends to get one of these by convincing her it would count as activism.

>Country that thinks you can buy cheese in a can

stop going to pizza hut you blue pilled pleb.
that shit is not food.

What pizza hut has a husky™ toolbox?

Underrated

Means force Christian fist into this target.