/ung/ United Nations General - 71st edition

>deep concern

thanks

Like every other US president, he says one thing and intends another. International law is for suckers, not for jews and ziocucks like him.

>Minsk agreement was good

Slovakia confirmed nato puppet

we nwo now?

Who the fuck is this turbocuck?

yeah, god help us

>Agenda for today:
un.org/en/ga/71/agenda/index.shtml

>pic related are heads of state speaking today
>not necessarily in this order

Slovakia

These random broken English comments are pretty hilarious sometimes.

Syed Mohammed Shomam Fasih Why do white people lick each other shit holes for sex?

Goddamn what a cuck. Then again our PM will probably be ten times more cucked.

Why are they speaking english and not in their countries language? They have translators, no?

BTW the official steam has simultaneous translation into other languages

some of the speakers will not be using English, so you can watch in English translation or the original audio if you speak the language

>bunch of african niggers
>New Zealand is lower on the list than fucking Zambia

who is it now?
Ghana?

Guyana

yeah, these are your crypto niggers

i think he said guiana

STOP SUCKING OTHER COUNTRY'S DICKS AND GET ON WITH IT HOLY FUCK

Why can't they get the developed countries first? No one cares about african """leaders""".

When is Emperor Putin speaking? Did he even come to this shitshow?

i think we already took over the chat

Russia isn't today.

After Guyana is France.

this is one of those "literally who" countries neighboring Brazil and Venezuela

Is there a timetable?
When is Russia? China? India? UK?

>it's a nigger
>the argie memes were not memes

how do you know?
Is there a timetable?

Oh I thought it was Ghana.

Yeah I know about those, we owned the middle of the three Guyanas.

Not sure about a timetable.

gadebate.un.org/en

Kek the guy literally fell asleep

Is this African Guyana?

watchout for those trips bro

Temer was first to speak but I haven't watched yet

Can't wait for fucking Canada

There's only one Guyana and it's in South America.

DUDE WEED!

He will say the current year. These numbers confirm it!

God this is gay

literally who: the south american country ranting about venezuela and green energy

Yeah, Brazil always speaks first at these shindigs. No one gives a fuck what he said here tho.

Guyana not boasting about green energy is like Brazil not boasting about football.

It's all they have.
They take in more CO2 than they release into the atmosphere.

What are the speaking about?

apparently random bullshit

The youtube chat is killing me...
Can we meme it into the ground with no survivors?

Has the UK been on yet?

nah

also their cities are underwater if sea level rises a few meters

What a bunch of little bitches.

only interesting speakers of the day: Turkey and UK. They are the only two who could actually take/change their position in regard to global order.

The rest will be meaningless chatter, just good boy talk.

>mudslime fundamentalist's translator is a woman
Kek

obongo's was fun, if only for bullshit bingo

If you want translation into a language other than English, there is French, Spanish, Russian, Arabic, Chinese on the steam on the UN website

I was kinda curious too see how did he do, since Dilman fucked up so many times... He started strong, by after halfway it went downhill

ah nice london's mayor is speaking

>Arabs every single year

"Fuck Israel. Praise Allah."

Why even bother showing up?

> qatar
> literally where
> I warned you people that Israel being mean to Palestine will cause terrorist acts everywhere

Don't you see? Ahmed is literally bullying the world into turning on greatest ally.

QATAR confirmed for NATO puppet

Qatar is another country that has mastered double jew speak.

topkek.
Qatar, litteral slavers in the 21st century, saying that Assad commit "crimes against humanity", killing women and children and whatnot.

Fuck these fucking hypocrites.

They also said their puppets in Syria staged a "people's revolution all on their own" lmao

Fucking ar*bs man.

The guy is blabbing on with doublespeak and the chick who dubs him makes me sleepy. Can you TL;DR his point?

tfw you realize that UN is not about giving a stand to people's interests, but about giving a stage to the different corrupt governements of the world.

Qatar is a peninsular Arab country whose terrain comprises arid desert and a long Persian (Arab) Gulf shoreline of beaches and dunes. Also on the coast is the capital, Doha, known for its futuristic skyscrapers and other ultramodern architecture inspired by ancient Islamic design, such as the limestone Museum of Islamic Art. The museum sits on the city’s Corniche waterfront promenade.
Capital:Doha
Currency:Qatari riyal
Population:2.169 million (2013)

FUN FACT: Qatar Airways has the "Best Airline for in-flight experience"

>we need a UN army
>assad is hitler
>lybia was a peaceful revolution

blah blah good boy talk, US will give them a lollipop when they're done.

He went from ranting about Israel to ranting about Assad and now he's back to ranting about Israel

He literally talked about tolerance and acceptance

Fucking Ahmeds. Same show every year

Why do people want to be rich? the richer you get the more you have to deal with these kind of assholes.

now he's talking about poor refugees

>He literally talked about tolerance and acceptance
Aren't ethnic Christians still massacred in Qatar?

I met some Israelis in Peru. Damn good Poker players, couldn't drink for shit though.

FRANCE IS ON!

GET READY TO KEK

Yes, they also export islamic fundamentalism all over the world and much of the unskilled labour is done by migrants who have a de-facto status equal to slaves.

It's pretty much Saudi Arabia lite.

When does Based Iran speak. I want to hear them deny the holocaust and promise to wipe the Zionists from the middle east.

ah shit wrong call, it's argentina

Argentina is White

Remember the Islamic code "we tax you until our population hits 90 then we kill your families nightly"

I miss kirchner.. she was hot

Is he white?

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Does anyone know if Samantha Power is going to speak during this? She showed how big of a bitch she was yesterday. I want to see how much further she can push that thinly veiled narrative on Russia.

gdi I don't know why the first part copied in.

no she's not

...

no, Obama spoke earlier

she might speak at one of the side events or debates or whatever

Only heads of state speak at UNGA.

This guy is pretty baws not gonna lie, doesn't need teleprompters, getting dat poverty rate down, stopping the drug trafficking and being ridiculously good looking.

gotta beat the drum for the ones back east.

fuck this mouthpiece.

I'm taking a cigarette break.

I'll pass

TY. I saw Obama's shitty speech that called out Russia and didn't mention any of US's own faults plus a lot of other stupid empty crap.

Argentina IS White

Can't wait to see Trump speak at these. He is going to make the United Nations Great Again.

Obama is a massive wanker

MUNGA
Invest in hates before the rush

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FUCK OFF ARGIE IT'S ALL OURS

FRANCE IS ON!
READY YOUR SIDES!

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OY VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

Let me turn my clairvoyant on:

Globalism
Israel is evil
Accept more refugees
Baguette

>his first concern is not about the hundreds of French people who were murdered but the climate agreement

Why do all cucks look like this?

sides prepped for launch, now rising

What? Jewish?

Israel is our greatest ally, what are you talking about.

No, it's gonna be:

>green energy
>rapefugees
>let's fight terrorism
>let's rekt assad
>whatch out for evil russia

And then he's gonna go backstage to give a complimentary BJ to NATO's commander.

Ziocuck jews basically scream "persecution" at anyone. It is part of their game and nature.

So now he wants to put every single african on welfare.

Aleppo?

Hollande:

The syrian regime is responsible for the failure of the cease fire.

Can you get anymore jew than this guy? It's israel who broke it on the first day, then USA and AUS in the 6th day.

Fucking liars NATO whores man. I've had enough of those cucks.

>The delegates

Hollande:

"France is an independent country"

Topkek. That was the case under De Gaulle, when he left NATO, but as soon as you cuck crawled back in, you lost all indepence, sovereignity and self respect.

Fuck jew.

>liberty, democracy, justice
poo poo pee pee

ZEMMOUR

sides reached the atmosphere

>Malawi
RARE
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these niggas rare as fuck

Best summary. Everything these Fags say are lies

The NATO tactic in syria and everywhere in general is fucking sickening:

>destabilize country
>create """peaceful""" revolutionnary movement
>when sovereign governement reacts, call the whole international community to aid because human rights
>create terrorist cell in desired country, arm, found and train them
>war breaks out, refugees everywhere
>say that to help poor refugees, we must put a stop to the situation and find a way for peace
>NATO destroys desired country and puts a puppet terrorist government in place
>yay we did it! peace wins!

It's ALWAYS the same. I'm sick to my stomach of their fucking ways that they keep pushing and pushing. They are fucking snakes who do not deserve to walk the earth.

never seen this flag on pol

Is there a button to skip a speaker?

I have

it's disgusting, laddie.

5 more days of UNGA. this is like the olympics for geopolitical wonks and phd's in bullshit.

Drastically underrated what the fuck am I seeing?

youtu.be/3ooLnILQdB4?t=239

Kids show from a white country called Argentina

So do you guys have any favorite candidate for the next Secretary General?

Election is next month.

youtube.com/watch?v=fLgxwieROYI

i don't know but it's almost certainly going to be a woman

its pepe the toad
>Argies get nothing right

There's a fucking rooster on Uganda's flag...

You do know that in the straw polls the women are all near the bottom, right? Only Bokova stands out, and she's in 5th.

FUCK OFF UN

This is the one true general:

never looked at the polls, but all the elites at WEF and some top think tanks were demanding a woman because there hasn't been one

I would fuck the shit out of either of those women. I don't remember any UK kids shows having hot girls in them.

That fucking thing was everywhere just 2 years ago

you mean everywhere on Cred Forums or on TV in Argentina?

i swear i've seen this pepe posted here before years ago but never saw it again until like a week ago.

Onigga is speaking again, thanking the UN for being huge americucks.

King of Jordan sounds pretty based.

his speech last year was really good

an actual reasonable moderate muslim speech

>NGO and think tank liberals
>opinions that matter
Top kek.

No, they're absolutely not going for it. It's still an old boys network. Its gonna be a guy, either the Slovak or the Serb at the rate it's going.

When they held a Q&A session with the candidates, the Arab countries' reps were hard on the women candidates and any notion that they wanted to impose "values that aren't traditional in our culture" (read: womens rights). They were particularly hard on the Croatian candidate since she is a notorious liberal in favor of LGBT rights and gender equality. They pretty much forced her to drop out.

>not remembering holly willoughby or cat deeley

Probably because he went to school in England and University in the US

>top international bankers and global elites
>NGO and think tank liberals

TOP KEK

do we know which day are Russia and China?

le bump

Cat Deeley was a plank face. Holly Willoughby was hot though.

King Roach is speaking now, everyone listen

Listening bump

King roach's game:

>threaten EU with infinite waves of refugees
>ask for bribes from EU and UN, which everybody know he will pocket for himself.
>define all his ennemies like the kurds etc as terrorists
>side with NATO on the syrian conflict, demonizing the Syrian Regime and their defense strategy.
>softly telling everyone that they should fear him, respect him and reckognize him
>asking to be a permanent memeber of the security council
>muslims are good bois

bump

What did you guys think of Erdoshit's speech?

Pretty scary. This fucker is growing too powerful. He needs to be removed.

>US reaches preliminary conclusion #Russian warplanes bombed Syrian aid convoy, officials tell

what did you think of erdogan's speech?

MAY IS HERE

>If it is by Assad or Putin, it is "targeted".
>If it is by US, "accidental".
kek

Why is she wearing anal beads as a necklace?

Did they reach a conclusion on why the aid convoy was travelling at night, didn't get checked on the border, and emitted secondary explosions?

Anyone watching this shit? bumpy bump

May was kinda based.
She seems like a good person, too.

I'm watching it. Missed Erdoroach tho. A fucking leaf is up next.

WEEDMAN INCOMING

Seriously who gives a shit about Canada?

Trudeau just said he learned about what leafs want by visiting church basements.

He's dropping in and out of French. What the fuck.

No one. The room is more empty than an olympic venue in Rio.

I'm out.

Please some kind user make a thread for the day Russia and China are on.

His speech was great, finally someone raised concern about silly structure of UN security council. 5 permanent members rule is just stupid.

The 5 countries on the security council are the countries who can demolish this planet in 2 hours.

If you start putting random goat-rapists on it, it loses its meaning.

his speech was simply bullying.

>Watch out, I'll send all the refugees I can and give me money, even though only 5%will go to the refugee and the rest will be for my family. Give me more power and money! I survived a coup, I deserve it!

Christ now he's gone all frog

Why is Canada such a cucked country?

Brazil has actually pressed on that for 12+ years. Now that Satanist Temer is in power, he wants to us to be US lapdog again, so didn't bring it up.

Is Putin speaking tomorrow or what? Where's the timetable? I need some common sense after hearing all this drivel and the cucknadian actually made me feel sick in my stomach.

not listed here yet gadebate.un.org/en

Will there be anybody saying that nobody really cares about dumb fucks who overpopulate?

This will end sooooooo goooood.

Will see if he gasses half the crowd there.

apparently Putin will not speak

rbth.com/news/2016/08/29/putin-not-to-attend-un-general-assembly-session-in-september_625137

Lavrov will speak in his stead apparently, on the 23rd supposedly.

bump for legit pol content

I could not find when China's representative is speaking.
Anyone knows?

lame. i'm done with this stream. when is obongo on with his refugee gimmick? might just tune it to that for the kek.

Kek. Found this

chinadaily.com.cn/world/2016-09/14/content_26792468.htm

>Ashe, president of the 68th General Assembly session from September 2013 to September 2014, was accused by federal prosecutors of accepting more than 1 million US dollars in bribes, turning his position into a "platform for profit." He pleaded innocent.

>The former General Assembly president, 61, was found dead in June in his home in Dobbs Ferry in the US state of New York, following an accident while lifting a barbell during an exercise session, US authorities said.

sounds familiar?

obongo spoke earlier. You missed it.

Just in time for Zuma..

So it looks like WW3 is gonna be the "equality" and "solidarity" movements and their dependents vs everyone else.

What nation is that now?

South Africa

Thank you.

Commies vs humanity.

no you political illitterate.

WWIII is unipolar world vs multipolar world, and it has already started.

like flat earthers vs globeplebs?

le bump

He's propping up the UN for yet another redraw of Israel/Palestine...