She got too old. Simple as that

She got old, adopted a bunch of niggers, and then had her tits preemptively removed. She had literally nothing left going for her.

>mfw Brad goes back to Aniston.

Not fucking Cred Forums at all, this is WHY leaf posters are shit.

They make 900 gorillion dollars a year, each. They could afford to hire a small country to care for their children, while they find new people to marry.

Fucking leaf. Don't you have anything better to worry about than celebs?

Literally disgusting

furthermore taking little kings and queens out of africa and bringing them to a country where cops will shoot them dead for walking to the store to buy skittles is a crime against humanity.

she was the one who filed for divorce

She's not taking any of his money 2bf to her

Liberals should never get married. It doesn't work for them, they're too self-absorbed.

Does anyone know who's going to get the international brown baby collection? They have the most complete set, from what I've heard.

They were like the Team Rocket of human trafficking. It's sad to hear that they are splitting up.

Can't they sell them back on eBay?

If they will do it WITH YA, they will do it on you when you get too old and unwieldy.

>But what about that global rainbow coalition of adopted children?
Glue factory

post yfw Brad gets his only biological kid in the settlement and knocks up a supermodel tomorrow

>insanely wealthy, powerful, and successful woman divorces her husband

"HE LEFT HER BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO OLD AND USED UP"

How fucking sad must you be to give a single fuck about some celebrities relationships?

CAN'T EXPLOIT THE VOIGHT

JON WINS AGAIN

He has his own money, so hers means nothing.
Success is no replacement for titties.

Be brad , be smart , be actor , woman all over the world wants his babies , he rich and quite a fun goy and futher more didn't get corrupted by holywood

Is togheter with angelina since 2004, bitch goes full libera bringing nigger babies donating money to africa.

Good goy Brad still there supportive white guy.

Angelina goes ape shit , probabily yelling at him , making him feel like shit...

What does he do to try to make her happy , he marries her in 2014.

Bitch goes ape shit takes out her womb and breast fearing breast cancer , and goes even more crazy on nigger babies and africa.

Then 2016 , Angelina FILES for divorce....
"health of family"

Just fuck my shit up...

So bascily NICE GUYS NEVER WIN

Be a fucking asshole , make her fear you... the moment you show weakness shes going to ruin your life.

Please let this woman take her gallery of brown kids to live at Billy Bob Thornton's house.

And while you're at it lord, please let somebody keep a camera rolling in there.

Shit she looks like Cher.

Consider that this pic is at least 6 years old.

SO true.

was for

>also, nice get.

They have to go back.

Thank mr skelton

Billy Bob Thorthon fucked her in her prime and he dind't need to adopt a single niglet. What a based man.

>buying a used nigger

And here i was thhinking that the french knew about slave trade.

Anybody else not give a fuck about this?

He apparently fucked prime Halle Berry for real in that movie, wasn't just an act.

Based man for sure.

Probably one of our most talented artists desu, though his music is shit.

lol

Shouldn't you be starting an atheist logic thread.

>who cares if hundreds of innocent Americans get killed by refugees, one of them might be an Einstein for God's sake! You racist!

In the trash they go

the lesser cells you have, the lower the risk of cancer. makes sense.

This video explains how that happened between Billy Bob Thorton and Halle Berry

youtube.com/watch?v=mPCYR_94bMc

>be cucked
>conveniently ignore that Einstein was a white, docile Jew and scientist before he came
>import legions of double digit IQ Pajeet and Tyrone
>but user they can Einstein too
>make young white child wear cucked political shirt

Sick reference bro. Jesus rocks.

the *fewer cells you have

So how much will Brad lose in the divorce?

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best goy

Why should he even lose anything? Angelina was a successful actress as well.

Angelina Jolie is fucked after this, sadly. She seemed nice enough but dealt a bad hand of cards.

Brad Pitt could "bounce back" from this though, provided he doesn't go into seclusion after this and instead goes straight back to the movies.
More golddigger skanks will throw themselves at him now than men threw themselves against machine guns in WW1.

>because of the color of his skin
Not in a white country, I assume.

Heaviest case of virtue signaling I've ever seen

>he was tied to a tree
you mean that stick's a tree? a fucking STICK

Idk she seems like a total bitch. Any woman who thinks it's a good idea to adopt a bunch of random black kids, is usually bat shit insane.

moar like ALLTHEMONEY amirite?

Well it would've been strange if he would've been white since in Africa there is only niggers

So Jennifer Aniston is for sure going to be wearing a back brace next time she's in public.

old Pitt'y can smash young puss on the reg now

but who the fuck is going to go after a 41 year old liberal dried up hag with niglets

things that never happened (except for adopting a nigger) for 500

>mfw Angelina ends up a prostitute to a nigger pimp

>(1 post by this ID)
fucking leaf

YOU DUMB NIGGERS ARE MISSING THE POINT!!!

He talked shit about Trump.
KEK, justed his shit...

She removed both her breasts as well.

I have a feeling John is rooting for Brad

Was thinking the same. Time to go back to Africa, you little leeches.

WRONG MOTHERFUCKER

just 13 days ago brad pitt publicly shit-talked trump, just to hear himself talk

the curse is real

She looks like one of the Nightfallen from Suramar.

How will she get her mana now that Brad is gone?

wow, suddenly I have no respect for anyone in holywood.

>Angelina Jolie

Most overrated female actor behind JLawto be honest

Tons of people

I would, and Brad Pitt would have to pay for it.

Strange he hasnt done it sooner. He gon fuck some young ass now

VIRTUE SIGNALLING SET TO MAX

She wants custody and he will pay child support. The real issue here is which is the most cucked position to be in: to be married and paying for the shitskin kids or be divorced and paying for them?

Brad is lucky to be gone before they hit puberty and kill him

Mememagic is real.

You just know Amber Heard is soon in the news

thank mr skeltal

ANGELINA JOLIE BOUGHT A SLAVE

ANGELINA JOLIE GAVE MONEY TO A SLAVE TRADER

>But what about that global rainbow coalition of adopted children?

they have to go back

>But what about that global rainbow coalition of adopted children?

They have to go back.

jesus é um filho da puta que ajuda a merda da xuxa ter um rede de prostituição infantil no brasil. enough said.

>Brad Pitt is now single

2spoopy

Thank mr skeltal

Not like the kid has any idea about what it's wearing.

just read about this in the news
apparently she won't ask for anything lol
Cred Forums btfo

I thought Angelina was like 50... Turns out she's just 41

I bet his family tied him there and lied about him being a slave to make some money.

Another person who insulted Trump and paid a price?

Add him to the list

>she got too old

She filed, though.

she also got her tits cut off iirc

So she gave money to a slaver? Isn't that highly fucking illegal?

>She got too old. Simple as that.
yeah doesn't have anything to do with the fact that she no longer has a uterus or even breasts as she had them both removed. For all purposes now she isn't even a women anymore

...

loony liberal logic. Look at me virtue signalling I paid to have this boy set free, I provided his freedom. Ignore the fact that I did this while supporting the slave trade and likely paid a sum far above what would normally be charged to buy a slave boy because I'm a white women westerner and now the slave owner who sold me that slave likely bought 5 or 6 more children with the funds.

Well, this is Karma in action.

>share if you agree

Why is this at the end of every click bait kikebook post

Her DNA is already confirmed to be bad and a genetic dead end.

Any future female relatives descended directly from Angelina Jolie have an extremely high risk of female-targeted cancer.

MAXIMUM VIRTUE SIGNALING

also
>buying a slave in the 2000s

>She got too old
>no longer has a uterus or even breasts

Yet she is the one who filed for divorce and left him. Does this make sense to anyone?

same as that pirate carribian actor. whoever talks against trump gets fucked. Who is doing the fucking behind the scenes?

They don't even care about those kids

Do you really think they babysit them? They only pay some mexican to take care and educate those poor bastards

all these shit is all about media and money and you fall for it

My dad works at the court they filed their divorce papers at and according to the paperwork the reason for the divorce was: "Brad whispered into her ear, 'I'm voting Trump this November. MAGA, bitch', and then he donkey punched me."

been seeing alot of threads with this kind of shit. starting to think someone is trying to derail pol

im single too, tell those ladies.

Hold on, you're telling me that she didn't even have breast cancer but opted for a mastectomy anyway? What? As someone who had cancer and got my nut removed because if I didn't I'd die from a rotten nut, this infuriates me.

This.

Why didn't George washington buy all those slaves and set them free like she did?

>Einstein was already a genius
>lets import uneducated people and put them on welfare!

She got some pretty huge implants the replace them though

set your sights on the eternal brothers, not the temporal.

That and she turned into Skeletor.

> when u go 2 auschwitz 4 ur diet

...

just fuckin tie me to a tree, its hopless.

> liek if u cry everytiem

>she
Clearly it's Brad the one who didn't age well and he is no longer a trophy worth showing for Angelina. She is replacing him for a newer model.

>the Team Rocket of human trafficking

Kek. Hell, user, I like (You). You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

Why, Brad is more libtarded than his own flesh and blood. He is probably happy to see that fucking liberal twat be let go.

>any year
>following celebrity gossip

JUST

I posted this before reading any news about it. I was right, Angelina asked for the divorce. Women can be so fucking predictable.

I've been in a room with her while she spiked up. She's probably still chipping and unbolted her tits.

This

Also she probably became total bitch after breast removal and all that fucking muh UN bs.

I bet he'll be gutted to see the back of the burger king kids club he's got to pay for.

They honestly seemed like they did not give one fuck about the other and only married for publicity. I didnt pay attention to all the shit in their life so maybe I'm wrong but thats exactly what it seemed to me.

>'slavery is horrible and racist'
>supports slavery and demands a colored slave

>celebrity """""""relationships"""""""

...

Where in the modern world are people enslaved (for non sexual purposes) because of their race?

...

...

...

...

I want off Mr. Bones' wild ride.

>le Cred Forums is not a hive mind xD

He and the other signers of the Declaration sort of ensured slaves would be free one day. At the time if they pushed for ending slavery, they would have lost support from almost every rich colonial and their rebellion would have failed hard fast.

Letting slavery by was sort of the compromise to freeing themselves from the Brits.

Most people forget that directly after the end of the American Revolution, several states began the process of ending slavery.

WHAT THE FUCK

JEJS

They know, thats why they are running away from you.

>Chester's Flamin' Hot Fries

Those nigger children are a bad influence

...

Don't talk to me or my wife's many culturally enriched children ever again .

>But what about that global rainbow coalition of adopted children?
A better question is why the fuck you keep posting this tabloid tier horse shit.

kek'd

THICC

The ride never ends!

see

I know you're swede posting but those are some cute kids.

america yes

Underrated

Adopt the coal, pay the toll.

...

angelina is the most overrated women right after katty perry

They have to go back.

>mfw Brad goes back to Aniston.

Why the heck did he ditch Aniston in the first place?

Nice guys never win is a meme

There is nothing 'nice' about being a weak and submissive. Especially when you consider that women are much happier in relationships where their husband is dominant. What is nice about destroying your wife's sanity with too much freedom?

Jesus. Does she use or something?

been some A+ shit posting today for sure.
bradegelina and race bait theads.

How about, she is flat out fucking disgusting.

Aniston's married to the guy who played the director in Mulholland Drive. Justin Theroux. A step up in many ways. Less stardom, more brains.

>Liberals should never get married. It doesn't work for them, they're too self-absorbed.

very astute.

>She got too old.
Pitt looks worse tbphwy

Another Hollywood sellout who will die empty inside and alone

ilegal and totally counterproductive

Hypergamy is not a meme

Lmfao she got cheated on. Karma is a bitch.

I wonder who's next

The hillary curse strikes again!

From what I recall about her though, he's way too vanilla for her and she's probably been screwing Billy Bob and other assorted subs behind his back for years.

He also has a teeny weenie. Ah, the old days of anonymity. Brangelina spawned its own Internet Hate Machine on an anonymous British forum while Cred Forums was literally just being born.

because she's a crazy hollywood cunt?

it's fun to joke around about, but I wouldn't want to be involved with ANY woman who works in hollywood. The place is the narcissism capital of the universe and it's more or less expected that you will be married/divorced like 12 times

Don't forget that his biological child is a mentally ill fiend who thinks that she is a man

That's not tiny. Stop watching BBC porn if you think that.

Why is lasting love so hard to find in Hollywood?
I don't get it.

That's looks pretty average for a flaccid penis, though.

Isn't this the guy that went ape nuts on Oprah?

Funny part is that Einstein, the refugee, indirectly contributed to the death of hundreds of thousands Japanese

Tom Hanks seems to have managed it.

That's a normal sized flaccid penis you idiot

they're all narcissistic special snowflakes and they have literally unlimited sidepussy/dick opportunities. not exactly the formula for lasting relationships.

I'm honestly surprised brad and angelina made it this long. They've been married what, like 10 years or more?

also not that I give a fuck

...

Leaf idiot shit post filtered.

Big black dick hoax. Niggers be less than average.

rip in pizza tits

manlet detected

Katy perry still has all of her sex appeal.
Angelina Jolie was too fucking neurotic from the start.

What plug-in is that?

she was nothing special aside from the lips and eyes.

u wot m8?

Come on, Hans! Give me a kiss!

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT

TASTED HER YEAST VAG

Yeah honestly how much pussy do you think brad had to pass up during the last 10 years? He could have been a modern day Genghis Khan with the number of children he could have sired. Women would literally camp out in a line just to be the 95th pussy he creampied that day. But instead he's hanging around with a mentally ill chick who hacked off her tits and adopted a pack of niggers. Strange world.

She was a virgin when he met her. So sad.

Procreate with me, Hans.
Give me your creamy seed, Hans.

>tfw I looked a few moments too long at this picture
>file saved

katy has a girl next door sexy thing going on. like, upper crust of the plain jane tier chicks. she's basically that slightly derpy girl you knew from high school who wound up growing an awesome rack but didn't know how to carry herself.

why she married captain micropenis, we shall never know.

>triggered

>Angelina is fighting for custody

I bet Brad Pitt is thanking god so hard right now.

this may have influenced his decision

You are stupid.

Also take into your consideration that there is a difference between
>a shower
and
>a grower

This is basic stuff.

>C-can I get some of that Ancient Mana, outlander?
>For 200 ancient mana ill do whatever you want..

VIVIENNE
MARCHELINE

wew that's 19st century french name

I'm trying to think of something I give less of a fuck about than the personal relationships of some actor guy and some air-headed bimbo.
>Canadian flag
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you leaf niggers now? Fuck off with this shitty gossip rag teir un-news.

Africa.
If by race you mean tribe.

>last name: jolie-pitt

I'm going to have a proper laugh once her sex tape leaks. I want to see her jolie-pitt on camera

Bad goy

Care about celebrities NOW!!!

Was about to play some legion

omg lel

Didn't she buy a couple of African child slaves at inflated prices?

She literally contributed to the slave market

You wont be disappointed. Cant put my finger on what it is but its the best expansion since Wrath.

>mfw my mum works for UNHCR
>mfw my mum worships Angelina
>mfw my mum shills Angelina's virtue signalling all over facebook

Gawd, how did she manage to keep him around this long. She went from 9/10 bj queen to 1/10 titless orc mother hag

>look at her then
>look at her now
Talk about an Acid Burn!

>i.4cdn.org/pol/1474397566357.jpg

The happiest person in the world right now.

Truth.

Look at photos of them shopping - she's the prime dominant one, he is second fiddle.

That shit gets old to a woman real, real quick.

Wow just cuck my shit up

He messed with Kek's chosen.
"What does he even mean, take our country back?"
archive.is/tkNlW

thank mr skeltul

Tom Hanks is a pedophile

>you will never be cucked to raise children that share no genes with you

>you will never be so cucked that you pay alimony for some kids your wife made you cuck

Feels good man

Mfw seeing those tits.
youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM

They all end up alone and bitter

the best jolie was the hackers jolie

Perhaps he'll take the red pill now that the shackles and shekels are gone.

He's the nordic superman we may need.

thank mr skeltal

yep
she's addicted

>two Hollywood degenerates getting divorced

Literally couldn't care less.

zahara looks like a composite image the police put out

Tell me more about how your multicultural Hollywood family just fell apart.

Will they still promote multiculturalism?

The cunt wants them all

Pussy drowning about to happen
Hope he gets some soapy tit wanks because Jolie when full loonie years ago

Probably because he was banging sloots and ignoring her.

What a whale.

My nigga

She doesn't look great either anymore. In that picture of her naked in water her tits looked gross.

Underrated.

>“She hired a private eye because she felt that he was fooling around with her on the set, and it turns out, he was. And that was the final straw.The atmosphere [off-set] was full of hard drugs and Russian hookers, and Angie was told Brad got caught up in it.He’s in the throes of some insane midlife crisis, and Angie is fed up.The older she gets, the more serious she becomes, and she is sick of the Hollywood thing.He wants to make movies. She doesn’t. It’s a fundamental difference. It’s how you live your life.”

She makes money too. Alimony is hard to argue when you're a power couple.

someone regrets a movie he made

next time he will draw stars with his knife.

is she a jew and the article written by a jew?
her nose is cut up as fuck

hrm

tribal loyalty isn't real goy

why is that 37 year old woman the same height as this young child?

thank you mr skeltal

Sup Akhmed, nothing wrong with admiring a nicely cut piece. Unfortunately, Brad Pitt has genital herpes thanks to Angelina Jolie

Man I fucking called it, I told everyone that when she had her tits removed that the marriage wouldn't last 5 years.

*made
FTFY

As thin as the children she supports

His family probably sold him back to slavery to make ends meet.

wtf, you can still buy slaves? Why wasn't I aware of this??

I never understood why people went crazy for Angelina. In her younger days, she wasn't half bad (Hackers, for instance), but now, I just don't get it. Perhaps it's overexposure, but anytime I catch a glimpse of her face, I purposely turn my head in the other direction. I don't find her most touted feature (her lips) that attractive; in fact, they're caricature. Her boxy jaw isn't doing her any favors either. Skinny bodies don't turn me off (although a bit of weight doesn't hurt), but seeing her alien-like body proportions naked does nothing for me.

And for once, I agree with Alex Jones. Here he is weighing in on Angelina Jolie:
youtube.com/watch?v=rtGEBmSmOqI

She doesn't have a kid though, and you can tell she regrets it.

Never saw the appeal of Jolie to be honest. She was okay in the first tomb raider, but she's got that odd fish lipped thing about her. Never found her super hot like everyone else supposedly did at one point.

B L A C K E D
B
L
A
C
K
E
D

>circumcised

fucking yanks

Are you me?

Hackers was the only film which she could've lit my fire.

>be Brad Pitt
>get with Angelina Jolie
>goes good
>bitch starts adopting kids left and right
>grin and bear it because it's Angelina Jolie
>Has tits chopped off
>goddamn it
>ride that cancer pity but start looking for a way out
>she goes ahead and has her ovaries scooped out
>mind made up, this bitch is fucking nuts and I need to get out
>start sabotaging it little by little
>she files for divorce
>IMMEDIATELY ditch the wedding ring and drown in pussy that's still attracted to me
>custody hearing
>act saddened and shed a tear but tell the judge that the children belong with their mother
>she receives full custody
>jump on a private jet and go on a world tour of banging chicks

This needs to be edited so that the guy is pepe and he says may kek forgive me instead of allah.

Otherwise, the leaf edit is actually really good and doesn't actually look out of place

I've never heard a man call her attractive, it's always women.

Topkek

yea paying cucks who did surely won't give any ideas to other hearthless cucks
>mfw she made it worse

Moly says she got her breasts, ovaries and fallopian tubes removed

youtube.com/watch?v=U8eJpe1wlAw

Why would he make a video on something so pointless

>you can be a good person just like me, all you have to do is spend thousands of dollars to travel to Africa and purchase the freedom of your own African child

>Who is Tom Cruise?

thank mr skeltor

>But what about that global rainbow coalition of adopted children?

Liabilities.

Their marriage is a microcosm for the modern west.

Liberal emotionally unstable white women lets a ton of shitskins into inner circle. White man has to take care of them all.

Thank you jews.

BLEACHED

that man is well put together. no homo.

Why do so many people find these cookie cutter celebrities hot?

Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Lawrence
Natalie Portman

Couldn't tell any of them apart.

>Another source told TMZ that Jolie believes that her hubby’s drinking and pot-smoking is affecting their kids.
Hah. One thing I remember from when Pitt cheated on Jen Aniston was that she was frustrated because Pitt smoked pot all day and wanted to have too much sex. It made Pitt sound like a boring-ass one-track-mind dude, and he probably is.

Tbqh Angelina Jolie always struck me as a neurotic, high-strung type of person, and that's only got worse over time judging by what she's been up to. I really don't see the appeal in that type of personality. I feel suffocated from just thinking about being in a relationship with that personality type. But then again, Pitt is a boring-ass dude so he has a boring-ass dude perspective.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

google.com/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=&bih=&q=Stephanie Corneliussen&btnG=Search by image

Kek

Myah

>that bottom right frame

The DSLS and how thick she was

She didn't want kids, he did.

>Ends up not having kids
>Brad ends up having kids with Jolie who in turn also adopts nigglets and chinks

You can't tell how big a cock is erect by looking at it flaccid.

Some guys quadruple in size, others barely get bigger at all.

This is literally sex ed 101.

mfw I've met him before in real life.

/thread

they look really ugly.

it shows even if its "beatiful" people they will still produce ugly Children.

look at these mongoloid kids.

and i dont only mean the asian mongoloids, i mean those there.

shows brad pitt got really bad genes

Best thing that could ever have happened to him. How he put up with that whore for all these years is beyond me. He must be a literal beta cuck.

I WILL FUCKING SHIT ON YOUR PLATE AND FEED IT TO YOU FOR BREAKFAST WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING THEN MAKE YOU DRINKA. GLASS OF MY CUM YOU FUCKING YANKEE PIECE OF SHIT CANADIANS
DONT
SHIT PIST!M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she bought a slave

Good one

yowza

angelina could never get over the taste of corey haim's ass on brad's dick?

This motherfucker already took the red pill. Fury. Watch it.

>Almost 300 replies to a celeb gossip thread about Brangelina on Cred Forums

Lemme guess, the Kim Kardashian threads here get sticky?

Isn't Brad red pilled on guns? I read that he and Angie were gun owners and had fancy custom 1911s and that Brad wouldn't feel safe in a home that didn't have a gun.

Yeah, who in the fuck thinks she's "OMGEEE SUPER HOT U GUYZZZ!"??? She was moderately attractive when she was younger, but never really hot. Plus, she married fucking Billy Bob. Gross. Brad was an idiot to leave Jennifer Aniston for this homewrecking whore.

I guess it's back to dating 21 yos.
Poor Brad.

go to bed, leaf

Jennifer Aniston was a frigid cunt, her 'Friends' fame turned her into an ice queen and she refused the dick/getting pregnant.

Any man would look for play elsewhere, no matter who the woman they're with is.

GIBS PLZ

"Team Rocket of human trafficking"

>bringing a caged and abused animal to home

I wish she have the same end as ths nu male from pic related.
This guy brought 2 street nigglets home and started to call them "sons", he posted online he would pay a good school for them and shit... About 3 days later the nigglets pushed him off a cliff (Pedra da Gávea) just to stole his bike and cell phone.
Funny history.

true

thank you mr skeltal

sauce

her and jennifer connelly went from 10/10s in their 20s to walking skeletons in their 30s/40s. it's pretty sad. women are crazy.

Of all the bullshit in the catalogue I somehow chose this thread.
>cia pls kil me now

Lololololololololok yezwhen
I fuggin hate Canada bro

Thats looks above average for flacid

Is that that one bitch who killed her kid and walked?