RIP Trump

6*15 is 90 minutes uninterrupted
You can't call it a "segment" if there are no breaks in between them and it's just running straight through all of them

They will likely have breaks with (((commentary)))

Trump organized rallies way longer than this debate, it's a non issue.

Hillary is going to blow out her poop sack on live TV!

HILLARY IS GOING TO SHIT HERSELF ON NATIONAL TV

Question, are the candidates standing or are they going to be walking around like the first Obama-McCain and Obama-Romney debates?

Further proof that Hillary is wearing diapers

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no commercial breaks means no commercial breaks

its straight up a 90 minute event with 15 minutes per topic

she gonna die

> drink water to suppress cough
> don't drink water to avoid pissing yourself
That will be a tough choice for her

Hillary is going to pass out

6 topics, like the economy, ISIS, etc

She's going to get drugged and makeup caked on her face

*alinsky

HHAHAHHA DRUMPF IS GOING TO SHIT HIMSELF DURING THE DEBATES!!

YOU ARE D O N E DRUMPFSHITS, ITS OVER.

How drugged up is Hillary going to be?

Last time she was wide-eyed and irritable, and that was only like 30 minutes.

>without commercial interruption

what a joke, CNN will still do ads during the breaks or do bottom bumper ads like the kikes they are

Who else is excited for the true happening of happenings?

When Hillary finally goes down you KNOW she's taking the ship. How many heads will roll?

Do they honestly expect to be able to keep to such a neat schedule with how trump debates?

This.

Are they going to allow sitting?

so will hill piss or shit herself or die?

Or maybe both?

No commercial interruption? Then how is Shlomo going to pawn his decadent garbage?

She can piss in her diapers. She doesnt mind

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Clinton will have trouble. Females have a shorter urethra.

Seeing as Hillary can't stand for more than 10 minutes at a time, how is this going to play out?

This.

Hillary woukd outright collapse before Trump wets himself.

Probably both

>abbo education

It will have a Youtube stream for us fellow europeans, right?

HAHAHA DRUMPF IS GOING TO SHIT HIMSELF AT THE DEBATES!!

YOU ARE D O N E DRUMPFSHITS, IT'S OVER

>90 minute debate
>with hillary's health problems

One fuck up here could irreversibly cost her the election.

Here guys I'm going to try to communicate,

DUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>That's the joke.

I thought Jews were supposed to be funny.

Maybe she will explode from the pressure in her bladder

rip Trump? Clinton can't function longer than 15 minutes before she needs a diazepam injection

I'm going to watch just to see Hillary have a meltdown when her meds wear off.

Pretty certain they are BANKING on Hillary collapsing.

Remember, they had everyone push that "SHE'S SO BRAVE" angle the last time she collapsed. They are going to be doing the same this time.

can always tell a ctr by their blatant samefagging

>ctrl+f "SHART"
>0 results

you failed me Cred Forums

Do diapers leak? Surely not matter how absorbent they claim they are, it could still soak into clothes, especially if sitting down.

She'll get herself pumped with drugs for this.

Dis gon b gud

Please stop fuffing gas rags Djarrtjuntjun, its starting to get sad.

>90 minutes
I was hoping for a two and a half hour monster debate like CNN did during the primaries, that would have ended her for sure.

Did someone shit themselves or something or is Cred Forums full if shit fetishists now?

DEFECATE IN DEBATE

Wow, are they trying to kill Hillary on livestream?

Yes, there will be a sticky on debate day with many different links.

How much are you getting paid to correct the record? I'm curious because I could probably do it much better than you so I could be making bank.

CTR, get out

She can get away with falling into a car with ''''''''''''pneumonia''''''''''', but collapsing live on stage in the middle of a debate is a campaign ender.

Hillary on suicide watch! It's over, KEK.
How can Shillary even stand for longer than 20 minutes?

What the fuck? I'm honestly surprised, positively. I thought they would have breaks for Hillary. Or are they going to go with
>What are you ableist? Does it matter if president isn't healthy?
if things don't go well for Hillary?

That's for sure. Snort, inject, swallow, bathe...etc I'm sure I'm missing more.

It's okay Straya, I was confused at first too

wow, what are the chances that hilliary is going to faint, seizure then shit herself on live tv?

Clinton is going to avoid drinking water before the debate and collapse due to dehydration.

when is this momentous event taking place?

>Press meetings (can't even call them conferences at this point) are 20 minutes at best
>Average is anywhere from 10-15 minutes before she starts to slow down rapidly in speaking pace and overall energy
>Implying she'll even make it to the 45 minute mark, let alone 90 minutes

SPEAK AND LEAK

Prediction: Hillary will "attend" the debates via video conference because she doesn't want to breathe pneumonia laden air on the audience -- she cares about them that much.

Next Monday.

No way in hell she doesn't have diapers or a catheter in. Some people think the metal clip that fell out of her pantleg during the collapse was from a catheter, it would make sense.

thanks biff

DEFECATE AT DEBATE.

gotta be honest it also took me a few seconds

They didn't specify that there wouldn't be an opportunity to leave the stage during any of the segments...

>both Trump and Hillary will shart during the debate
I hope it happens.

This is a troll.

Is this why she's taking the week off, to save energy for the debate?

We're not talking about Walmart.

probably starving herself so she has nothing to shit

If all goes well with her IT guy she might not show up at all.

She's 69 and has apparent health problems. One way or another she's going to seriously struggle with a live 90 minute debate.

LEAKAGE ON STAGE

She was charging her ear piece.

Tonight's debates are brought to you by IMODIUM -- for those times with poo on the podium isn't an option.

Can you imagine the nap to drug cocktail ratio some poor bastard is trying to work out?

They are just going to use a double for Hillary like usual.

She gets too drugged out and can't even speak.

INCONTINENCE IN FRONT OF THE AUDIENCE

I'd say catheter. Maybe that's why she always where those big clothes, to hide it.

I see this happening.

lol trying to spin this against trump. Trump has been in long debates before unlike hillary. Remember the time she didn't come back to her debate podium after they started? She was probably taking a dump or needed A LONGER break. 90 minutes is nothing unless you're hillary. The same people bitch about how long Trump's speeches are and how he goes on and on, but now he can't hold his piss/poop for an hour and half? Meanwhile, Hillary can't even stand on her own without fainting or walk up some steps on her own.

Republicans had a dozen debates or so. Clinton only had five or six.

Is it standing or sitting?

It's pathetic but it matters this election.

Trump should bribe building employees to turn off or disable the air conditioning let her roast up there on that Kim Jong Un burlap sack for an hour

What can Hillary do to even prepare for this? Just sleep and take the meds she's already been taking when the time comes?

And I remember some talking heads claiming it was her busy schedule that brought on or exacerbated her pneumonia. She barely had a rally a week while Trump was out almost every day.

How did Hillary do against Sanders in their debate?

Trump will absolutely insist on standing no matter what, and Hillary will have to either do the same or sit down and look like a mong

Heavy doses of Imodium and Modafinil might be enough to keep her going for 90 minutes.

>I don't feel no ways tired

AHAHAHAHA

praise kek. Praise kek, the hill will become ill. Trump will stump and kek will bless this debate.

Sanders opened his ass and let Hillary peg him right on through. He barely even attacked her.

ok bosnia

Sanders cuck3d himself by being overly nice. I have a hunch Trump might not have that problem.

>we're sick and tired of hearing about your damn emails!
He threw away the nomination with that.

>they start throwing shit at each other, literally

Hmmmmm. Looks like this is "the art of the deal" at work, people. Trump likely negotiated letting them use a leftist mod in exchange for no bathroom breaks.

>POOS ON NEWS

This is actually bad.

Hillary is confirmed for already shitting and wetting herself constantly and for the most part it has gone unnoticed. She has the advantage because she has already developed a system of shitting herself in public whereas Trump will have to be an adult and wait.

Any side effects?

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i like how during the benghazi shitshow, hillary blueballed congress for 14 hours straight but somehow she can't do 90 minutes now

And that angle fell flat on its face, she's losing in solid blue states now.

Really makes u think huh m8?

We might see excessive sweating or shaking from her as a result of taking stimulants.

She was sitting the whole time plus she about died from a coughing fit.

Topkek

How did his cuck supporters let him get away with that?

Even worse that he's backed her.

This has to be a shoop.

>crowd starts chanting USA! USA! USA!
>myself and all the burgers on Cred Forums stand and clap at our computer desks.

Maybe she really did just catch some extra bug out on the campaign trail that's been messing her up bad and she will get over it eventually?

Even if its a small temporary thing I would never vote for that murderous cunt.

If you follow a cuck, it's likely that you yourself are an even bigger cuck.

Wasn't she asked the same shit she'd been asked before?

DEFECATE
AT
DEBATE

This is CTR's new strategy:
>No, u

she's had multiple strokes and falls since bengahzi

>coughing fit

that didn't happen then

me either but thats not what is being said

Trump will bring a tape recorder, triangulate Hillary's position, press the button and end her

A segment could be divided by topic you brainless retard.

Why is she standing like a clown?

I'm surprised that they're doing this format, actually, this seems like it might put hillary at a disadvantage, considering her pneumoniatic state.

genuinely strange, lads

but illary is going to debate via skype call

Maybe it was a negotiating tactic by Trump. Hillary gets a moderator of her choice, Trump gets a format of his.

Turning it into an endurance match makes it more interesting and in turn gets more viewers.

General Election debates are kind of supposed to be held to a higher standard than the primary ones.

If Trump goes over his allotted time limit they'll cut him off or what have you.

Mind you the candidates are told of the questions a week in advance, so they're supposed to be constructing sound arguments as we speak.

As a matter of fact it's probably best if you just read it.
debates.org/index.php?page=2016debates

I'M doomed

How the fuck is Hillary supposed to survive this, exactly?

She can barely make it through a 20-minute speech

I thought that was before.

She just had to rest for five days and it was gone.

you're always on here - do you enjoy your life?

Amphetamines, breh.

poor shitary

that happened before then

source on the ones after

Has this been confirmed as real?

i just had to fucking do it

Diapers are great
My personal recommendation is ABU LittlePawz

they are perfect for a babyfur like me

DEFECATE
AT
DEBATE

It depends on the diaper.
If they are depends, then yeah bet your ass they are gonna leak. Premium diapers are less likely. 90 minutes is nothing for a premium diaper.
t. diaperfag

I pray to god Trump actually fucking practices and prepares this time around

its a photoshop

it was confirmed as photoshopped

>Not Tykeables Overnights
What a faggot

>Hillary standing for 90 minutes

How is she gonna get an exoskeleton on such short notice?

oh at first i read bathroom rules so i though its about transniggers and their acces to peek on little kids

>trump rallys are routinely 60-90mins of him yelling in huge hot stadiums full of people

Its like he's been practicing

>Not ABU Space or Rearz Safari/Spoiled

WITNESSED

>20 minutes in Trump goes "Hey, what's that smell?"

You make no sense shill, everyone knows it's Hillary who has plumbing problems. Kys

>90 minutes

That's it?

She's been through a 11 hour hearing for Bengazi and not a sweat on her

its a troll you niggerfaggot. shitposters have learned that samefagging gets NEETs angry and derails threads

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>Clinton passes out on stage
>Trump catches her before she falls
>Automatically president

standing or sitting?

Sitting, w/ bathroom breaks.

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That's a funny image

gone to shit
abu space is ok, but littlepawz are better

Nixon lost because he was sweating because he was sweating in a debate. What kind of message does collapsing send?

Dude he's not in the thimb

They will put her in a giant toilet seat behind the podium like the POO POO PEE PEE copypastas on r9k

well memed

As someone who has trouble walking I'll tell all of you.

This is a way to stabilize otherwise jellyfish legs and posture.

In other words something is causing a disruption to her balance or her strength or both.

wtf I love Miatas now

>gone to shit
Hue

It's fair to say this edit is KeK approved

X large colostomy bag gives Hilldawg the advantage

it's literally just the photoshop smudge tool, doesn't look remotely close to being real.

>80 minutes in Clinton and Trump both sweating bullets
>In her turn she starts coughing and loudly lets out a massive juicy shart and a 13 second queef
>Trump: Is that what you want negotiating with Putin folks? I don't think so. I don't think so. Disgusting!

That's what the rubber underpants are for, they go on top the dipes and seal everything in, keeping the swampy putrid mess contained until her handlers can strip her down backstage and hose her off like a circus animal.

Trump: Ma'am, if it makes you feel any better, I also wear diapers.
Clinton: Which brand is more absorbent?
Trump: Uh... Well... Uh...
Clinton: Get out!

the m8 left b8, I am ir8, some say h8, it is but f8 that he posts this d8.

Her email and Benghazi hearings have prepared her for this moment.

who stands like that

She'll get nimble on the phone

>Chem test Monday night

Someone trying not to pass out.

That was years ago and before her stroke and concussion.

i bet your teacher is a hillary supporter trying to stop all his/her students from watching the debate

oh lol

but really its true

(You)

I can personally assure you that it's not true.

DESIGNATED

no wait fuck I have ano exam too DXXXX

>Monday Night Football

All my rowdy friends are coming over too.

your opinion.
Something changed about them at least.

ctr can you please use some other proxy?

This format of debate is designed to explicitly stump the Trump.

The elites expect Trump to fumble though 15 minutes on these topics making a fool of himself.

Hell, if trump answers any question in a way that is non-globalist in response, every status-quo motherfucker is going to say "PFFFFF HE HAS NO FUCKING CLUE!!!" on every network. Even though it is these motherfuckers that have screwed things up.

They are going to throw lots of questions his way in an attempt to trip him up.

Hilary is considered to be a policy wonk. she will drone on and on. There will be no trip-ups. She will also say very little.

>Trump grilling Hillary the whole time
>Brings up the NY bombings and mall stabbing
>Throws in the emails also
>Crooked Hillary
>She tries to say racist, xenophobe, etc
>Trump just laughs it off
>USA chanting
>Hillary can't get a word in over the chanting, falls over
>News anchors sit there in silence, unable to spin it to their advantage

Imagine

>tfw the current candidates are such decrepit old people that we have a 200+ reply thread arguing over which of them will be unable to make it 1.5 hours without going to the bathroom

We shouldn't have a 30 year old president but come on, this is pushing it.

>Hillary has a coughing fit while speaking
>trump gives her a cough drop he brought just for the occasion.
>She coughs and chokes on it
>Trumps rushes to her and gives her the heimlich, saves her life as she turns blue
>media tries to spin it that trump attacked hillary and fractured one of her ribs
>Hillary is forced to come out and admit to everyone that trump saved her life
>Trump wins in landslide.

You have to be at least 35 I think

Every time

And every time you get people taking the bait

you might as well tripfag at this point

lol HILL IS KILL

Sorry, there will be no chanting. They'll pack the debate with democrat seat fillers.

youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
>Australia

More like:
>Trump gets exposed by the impartial debate host for being a literal nazi
>funny audience starts shouting Drumpf and Tuck Frump
>Trump breaks down in tears like a little baby
>Badass bitch Hillary offers him a tissue
>Trump kills himself on stage, audience cheers
>Hillary wins the election against Pence in a landslide, enacts progressive policies that benefit hardworking Americans and continue Obama's legacy of cutting the deficit
>Americans 1, racist bigots 0

trump will win in a landslide

Why are people making fun of this guy?

>Hillary faints
>Slams her head on the podium on the way down

Please please please let this happen

You know that this will fuck Hillary's shit up, right?

How creative

If you talk about debates, he won't. Everyone works against Trump, so moderators and audience etc. work for Hillary. Actual winner will be Trump, but everyone else declares Hillary as the winner.

checked and kekd
Shadilay!

You sure on that? I thought they had to split the seats evenly

because apparently if you cut a pie into 6 pieces there's no possible way to keep the pie in the same shape it was before you cut it

FOOD ANALOGY

She can't hold back her anger. If Trump plays it cool, she's going to most likely rage quit and say " I'm not debating a racist like him ".

How would this fuck her up? She's been dead for nine days.

>that entire post
Bongboys showing how little they know about American politics.
Good bait I replied

>tfw will never get to live like pic

Damn Hillary is going to have to pay a top chemist to make and opiate, amphetamine hybrid designer drug to get through this shit.

exactly what i think. But be aware, Modafinil often causes bowel problems, including diarrhea. modafinil will keep her concentrated and awake, diazepam will keep her seizures under control, and loperamid (Imodium) will keep her from shitting.
Keep in mind that modafinil requires (a lot) higher water intake, so she might piss her self. If she doesn't drink more water, Histamine buildup will cause her to overheat, both mentally and physically.

It will be fun to watch nevertheless

You mean ampheroin? It's delicious.

airhorn

and this is more likely to hurt Hillary than Trump.

>How many heads will roll?

If we're unlucky, all 7 billion

She tries to balance with sedatives and stimulants and the result is very sad to watch

>he doesn't know the Serbia proxy CTR shill
lurk more holy shit

They have to have 50-50 split desu

Import taxes must be killing you.

>>we're sick and tired of hearing about your damn emails!
>He threw away the nomination with that.
He got a nice 600k house out of it though.

This is seriously what the election comes down to? Which candidate can go 90 minutes without using the toilet?

Hillary is just going to cheat anyways. She'll be sitting on a toilet the whole time, the MSM will only show her from the neck up.

>Trump gets exposed by the impartial debate host for being a literal nazi
>funny audience starts shouting Drumpf and Tuck Frump
>Trump pulls his face to reveal that his is actually Adolf Hitler
>"YES, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FINAL MOMENT"
>Pulls out his Mauser C96
>"DIE AMERICAN SCUM! FOR DA REICH!"
>Hillary backflips over Trumpler and coughs in his face
>"NO!!! ZE PNEUMONIA! IT IZ TOO STRONG"
>"Luckily I infected myself with it just for this moment! I actually pretended to be weak so you would let your guard down!"
>His head explodes and body plops to the ground
>Patton Oswald emerges from the crowd "I knew you would do it, my wife!"
>Hillary smiles back at him but falls over "No, I infected myself too much...goodbye my husband!"
>Oswald screams in shock then blows his brains out with Trumplers gun
>Pence and Kaine have a gay marriage and become the first couple Presidents
>Directed by M, Night Shyamalan

Now THAT's a twist!

eh, there are none for small purchases - yet mail forwarding from usa is expensive though

He's Australian!

kek, fund it

pants of shit
seizure fit
slip in piss

pee pee poo poo hillary

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Why does she stand like this?

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Its bait you niggerfaggot, same as that new zealander yesterday

I swear you're in every thread lately saying this shit

When will Lyin' Drumpf publish his tax records?

this needs to happen

this is clearly the first time you encounter the Serbia shill, you're out of your element

>food analogy
you now an honorary American

Sorry you were stupid enough to take the bait, I hear there's a toilet that needs unclogging, which should make you feel better

replace the podium with low speed treadmills

MAKE AMERICA THIN AGAIN

Trump even going to the debates at this point is a total lose. Hillary doesn't matter.
Trump needs to start calling their bullshit openly now. We ALL know who's winning.

Guess that catheter will give her an advantage now

wew
theamericanmirror.com/jimmy-fallon-helps-hillary-onto-tonight-show-stage/

she has braces inside her legs that makes her able to stand without her knees buckling.

reweb uses sms virus to infect several android mobiles in brazil

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Someone wearing thick ass diapers.

Hello fellow diaperfags
Hello fellow

Dubs she wears prism glasses inside debate hall.

50% democrat
50% neocons
Hillary is going to be really popular. :^)

out of all the boards i didn't expect this many here

Cred Forums is filled with degeneracy. We're just self hating.

CIA

leave this guy alone guys

wtf i'm moving from r9k and trash to here

plus i like flag bantz

a-anon1 is that you?

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>trash

You spent most your time at /trash/? But why?

uh n-no
the rare theads whose aren't image spams are alright

You are part of the Obama revolution. I hate the Obama revolution. If a is equal to b and b is equal the c then I hate you too. Trying to intentionally give my country to the Globalist. You are a traitor if you do not vote Trump. Traitor.

Clinton camp is making a bold move here. They were allowed to declare the rules of the debates, so they chose topics Trump is strong on, in a mode that would require Hillary to not be ill to compete in.

Basically, they know the only way to topple Trump is to overpower his strongest policies and dismantle his line of attack against Hillary.

This will be it guys. Pivotal moment in history. Will the Hill pull it off, or will she fail and force the powers that be to take drastic measures while there is still time left too do so.

>Hillary has a coughing fit
>Trump gives her a cough drop
>Hillary chokes on it
>Trump gives her Heimlich Maneuver
>Hillary shits her pants
>Trump rushes out to call for cleaning service
>Hillary slips in her own shit and has another concussion
>it was all a 4D chess endgame

Oh man, what is Hillary going to do? She's already being made fun of for taking a suspiciously long bathroom break.
Praise Kek, let her soil herself on national TV

Hooray! Belonging!

The collapsing Hillary has Bennett replaced with at least two doubles. The person that came out of the apartment wasn't Hillary and the person that gave the NC speech was neither of those two.Not sure about drugged on a plane Hillary.

It has already been prophesied.

based australia getting the (you)s

HILLARY IS GOING TO GET CLOWNED
SHE IS GOING TO GET JEBBED

THE GREAT CLOWNING IS UPON US

I also wonder what kind of drugs they're going to pump into her before this debate to make her seem normal

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6 topics

What it is supposed to be about.
>What it ends up being about

Economy
>Clinton Foundation

Healthcare
>Hillarys health

National security
>Still on Hillarys health

Education
>Hillarys 9/11 seizure

Immigration
>How nice a wall will be

Foreign Relations
>Pepe the nazi frog

more like:

>trump says anything he wants
>his supporters rally and yell around him
>hillary gets overheated
>calls trump rayciss
>ben carson drinking koolaid eating watermelon smoking a blunt keking

shit, is there a bigger version with sound somewhere of this webm?

How much do you get paid to do this?

Get out of here stalker

Any confirmation whether they are forced to stand the whole time? That combined with no poopoo breaks is going to fucking kill Hill.

Trump: im gonna take a piss now!
Trump-Fans: woooooooooooooooooooh!

Dr. Choco, I'm HRC

What'll it be lads, Stool or Stool?

Oh they're a gas alright

Either you got hillary confused with Trump or you are just a cuck. probably both. see you in novemeber leaf. and you are a leaf.

Psychological projection

Correct my record if I'm wrong but doesn't the audience have to be silent during the presidential debate? Like, I remember reading that they might even be in a separate room and watch the debate on a screen or something.

>both sweating bullets
>both
80 minutes is nothing to Trump, he'll be growing stronger at that point.

Lets hope, for Hillary, that the spots don't heat the stage higher than 76 F.