HAPPENING PREPAREDNESS

how horrifying.

It's happening right now. Economic degradation is a slow process, but eventually the pressure must be released. There won't be bailouts this time.

Wayo.

Put the bong down

wait, what's going on, I was at the gym and i'm in the dark here

well I'm convinced, I'm moving all my subsidiaries to my offshore accounts.

Ar 15

Glock

Ammo

Month of water

Rice and beans

>what's going on
It's happening

SKS, check if modding so that it can take AK mags in your state is legal, if so buy a shitton of AK mags and modify it?

You need to be able to cook the rice and beans.
You need fuel.
A pressure cooker reduces the amount of fuel you will need.

Massive debt issuance and asset inflation to keep economies on life support is coming to bite banks in the ass again. This time the bubbles are much larger.
>mfw negative interest rates and a dead economy

>I have $2500
Time to build a PC!

Do you still have some prince to be assassinated?

youtube.com/watch?v=EMT3mUaY1XM

is this like last month where the biggest transport company in the world went bankrupt, people were saying its the end of the world and then nothing happened? it look like it

FUG :DDDDD

Buy equipment for making alcohol. A bottle of drink will be worth it's weight in gold when we're a few months into SHTF.

>Germany economic collapse
>Germany starts another war in Europe

The kraut fucks up again.

You can just start a fire you dumbest!!!! Go to a fancy restaurant that gives out matches, take them all, you're good.

Dont panic

Nothing will happen. The Saudis will buy it and Germany will become a Sharia Shithole faster faster then France.

War is the most consistently profitable thing on the planet

kek confirms with these dubs

I assume he has a wood burning stove and years of fuel

That's life 101

calm the fuck down faggot that type of collapse doesnt happen overnight. but you are a retard for being american and not owning weapons already. buy a 9mm pistol and a 5.56 rifle/carbine, and 1,000 rounds of ammo for each to practice with.

Another symptom of the problem. We're discussing economics, not an asteroid impact you buffoon.

you've got everything you need to survive.

youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE

nothing is gonna happen i burgerland, if your worried just get some survivalgear + huntingrifle and go innawoods

>Ar 15

Fuck off

AR is cheaper and there are more parts available.
It's also a superior rifle.

You can build one for $400 now. Less if you channel your inner jew.

>kraut fucks up again
And the eternal Anglo will have to clean up the mess yet again

Since when an AR is cheaper than an SKS? Since when is a cheapo AR more reliable than an SKS?

buy rarest Pepes.

Practical Carbine?

OK what parts?

Hey faggot, do you have a source on that?

Toilet paper is a classic.

>no euro
>forests and paper industry
>chaos on the continent may help the liberals getting the dicks out of their mouths and deposing the socialists

I'm cool.

HELICOPTER MONEY WHEN?

I NEED MORE MONEY TO BUY BITCOIN

Post Your "Obama Takes The Cake: Aftermath" Track:
youtube.com/watch?v=oA2_NYjMhqw

I want to believe this OP but I have been lied to and had my hopes and dreams crushed every time wishing for a collapse my whole life....I have no energy left to start killing the shit skins in my town once it happens.

BUY WATER FILTERS
go to infowars.com for great offers

according to a german on here, dbk has lost 50percent these last few days, its happening already

lol, fucking lold in real life thanks man

WHEN IT GOES UNDER 11

YOU'RE GOING TO SEE SOME SHIT

google.com/finance?cid=6988887

That floor heating solution is really smart

proofs ?

haha you guys are gonna end up in mud huts in the woods.

Dude
google.com/finance?cid=6988887

Since it has been mass produced in 1)South Carolina by the millions for decades.

2)Since the beginning of time.

You can get a complete lower for $140, and a complete upper for $270 from Palmetto State Armory, if you wait for their sales.

Cheaper if you are a cunning turbo jew.

A couple weeks ago you could have built a stainless or melonite 16" midlength rifle for $500... and gotten ten 30-round magazines and 120 rounds of xm855.

DB employee here, AMA

lel

when do they collapse and we follow

OP I wanted to help you but 1 post by this ID.

I took care of the stuff you're asking about months ago.

>Saudis will buy it
WITH WHAT MONEY

what ? it's been at 11.2 a few months ago and went up

nothing is going to happen

nothing big ever happens

they have nothing but money.

I'm still here m8, I'm browsing a gunshop website.

Is the Ruger AR556 a good reputable rifle?

A pistol in the ~$500 range. An AR-15 in the ~$800 range. At least 1000rds ammo for each. Warm clothing/outdoor gear. Spend the rest on food that will store for awhile without refrigeration and water. Optional: gas generator.

Alltid gjor det omvendte av det Cred Forums sier.

Last I checked they fucked their own economy, are involved in a bad war with Yemen, and hemorrhaging money out of every pore.

Who's the autistic sperg that keeps making these memes? I would very much like to thank him.

Pleb tier tbqh famalamadingdong. You need a diesel generator so that you can produce your own fuel from vegetable oil in a pinch.

He only has $2500 to spend. Cover the basics.

What am I looking at?

This is the same attitude climate denialists have. It's the exponential growth, the trend quickening, the frequency of occurrence. We're picking up speed, the end may not be here - yet - but, the ground is coming up on us even faster now.

Springfield XD in 9mm full size
Same, subcompact
Basic ar15 in 5.56
Spend the rest on ammo.

You'll be able to work for food since you can run security for your neighbors.

I was looking at this same ruger, good question

Bet against Deutsche Bank?

Farming equipment
Seeds of crops that grow fast and grow well, like potatoes/sweet potatoes

just kill people with food and take it

>Deutchebank's retarded policies making it feel the effects of another oncoming economic crisis before anyone else.
So what the fuck else is new.
It's like these guys never ever learn.
Why is Deutche always the slightly autistic kid on the financial block that gets caught first?

A almost too late for that now.

last time i checked they bought whole london and basically owned the dollar/banks.

Just build your own ar you idiots. Also fuck ruger

ECB will bailout DB in an instant. Literally too big to fail.

bank crashing, whens the meetup?

youtube.com/watch?v=fL22VFISsJI

don't do this it makes mustard gas

>google.com/finance?cid=6988887

germanys top bank losing everything you goof

Don't forget a 12g

Well $1000 of that is his power supply then. No use settling for a piece of equipment which will be useless after a few weeks max

>killing your neighbors in shtf
>not forming a group

lone wolf meme is retarded bud

I get that, but I just see so many numbers with very little (simple) explanation as to what they all mean.

I am obviously not very used to reading such material

>market speculation
Currency backed by Energy (oil, electricity, gas, food, etc., all of which is owned by the government) FUCKING WHEN?

I am getting really tired of "globalism".

$2500 is enough to properly prepare for a few weeks of civil unrest. I would rather be properly prepared for that than halfassed prepared for zombies and TEOTWAKI or WROL or whatever sheepdawg buzzword is currently popular.

What to do if it happens?

What to expect in my country?

its simple as it gets, germany was supposed to pay 14 billion in this 2 billion and 3 billion and so on, also with the guests they invited they are not helping along with the safe spaces and mosques they are costs aswell, europe fucked its self for some stupid reason.

(((the eu army))) invading your country for possible resources

palmettostatearmory.com/blem-psa-ar-15-complete-lower-magpul-acs-l-edition-black-no-magazine-7778700.html

And this...

palmettostatearmory.com/psa-5-56-full-auto-nib-premium-bcg-logo-blem-psa-ar15-m16-7075-t6-forged-mil-spec-charging-handle.html

And this...
palmettostatearmory.com/psa-16-mid-length-5-56-nato-1-7-melonite-freedom-keymod-lightweight-upper-no-bcg-or-ch.html

And sights of your choice.

Cheaper bolt.
palmettostatearmory.com/psa-5-56-premium-hpt-mpi-full-auto-bolt-carrier-group-with-charging-handle2.html

I laughed at this

It means you'd better hold onto your butt and enjoy living a first world lifestyle while you still can user.

>Hofer

last low was 11,2€. Expect some major shit happening if it closes under 11,2€.

Many people will put their emergency stop at this level.

>2 to 3 days
More like 2 to 3 years. Unless our lord and savior Kek has different plans, as indicated by pic related today

I got a ruger 10/22 for protein hunting, and a glock 19 for roadside globalist executions

>homemade potatoes
Taste like shit. Get proper factory made potatoes.

It almost IS at 11.2€ though

I hurt myself today

>$2500

NEETs please leave.

no maybe 2-3 days to a week

so you're saying it hasn't even begun

Also nothing is happening. It's never gonna happening

im talking about regular trading times.

To see if I still feel

considering most individuals 18-30 have less than 1k in funds, I think we're dealing with a NEET+

man, its really gonna start once its

Why would he buy his own safe?

>screencapping your own repeating digits

Nobody cares that you got trips in a modern day roll thread.

Hard mode: how to prep in Europe with 1k

What do now? Buy gold en masse ?

I care senpai

ok i'm too stupid for the stock market pls don't hurt

Not gonna tell you what to buy specifically, but go for a rifle and a pistol for which you can source parts and ammo easily in your area. Look at what your PD uses, go for that. The more snowflake your choice is, harder it will be to find ammo/spare parts for it.

Like it didn't happen in '08?

Best case scenario Deutsche Bank gets some mega ECB bailouts. Either way European public support for the EU and the liberal status quo goes through the floor, and the world economy gets sent through the wringer (again).

If you happen to have any kind of position where the counterparty is DB, I'd strongly suggest liquidating them :D for example ETFs, funds, bank accounts (primarily concerns Germans) and inform others to do the same. DB's liquidity is such a big concern that it's gonna slide to bankruptcy sooner than later.

Is this why the german govement told people to stock up on emergency food and water a while back?

Ok OP, i'll bite. Heres some links, bro and it's good ur taking care of this now and not later.

budsgunshop.com/catalog/advanced_search_result.php?keywords=6920

budsgunshop.com/catalog/advanced_search_result.php?keywords=windham weaponry

tacticalassaultgearstore.com/catalogsearch/result/?q=gladiator

budsgunshop.com/catalog/advanced_search_result.php?keywords=Glock 19

sgammo.com/product/223-556mm-ammo/420-round-can-556-mm-xm855-lc1ac1-lake-city-m855-green-tip-ammo-ar15-stripper

sgammo.com/catalog/rifle-ammunition/223-556mm-ammo

zqiammunition.com/

For food and prep stuff, just start off with a supply pantry, and some desiccation packets.
I started off by going to Aldi with 400$, and making sure everything would last till 2020.

Keep about 20 crates of Water in the same room with the food panty and have a 69 gallon tank I can fill with water if necessary.

>anything not homemade
>in a SHTF
embrace the shit
it is all you will get

>I saw one of these "pro traders" on german TV telling people to buy DB stock.
Wew, do you remember the channel? Do they record this things?

D.A.K.
16.10.2016

Impossible for Germany to crash. They have a good economy and they just stimulated it with several millions new workers which additionally will provide exponential efficiency through the diversity feature.

>TELL ME WHAT TO BUY
Gold and Silver

You cared enough to reply and tell me you don't care.

>budsgunshop
Hickock pls go

doesn't matter, m8.
You'll know once its happening. Trust me.

Same

What is this supposed to mean?

Never in our 100k years of as a species has this paranoid SHTF lunacy happened.

The guy who predicted crashes said that Sep. 26 was risk date.

Oh and if you are central European, take your money off DB and Postbank and deposit it to a competitor because if/when DB goes, your money is going to be used to prop the bank up according to new EU bailout/bailin legislation :D

uhh
conductor???

would also like to know

This isn't just about germany just because it's DB.

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Buy
>>guns ammo

>>food

>>gold or silver

also gopher user said to expect a collapse

You have no idea how interconnected DB is to every modern economy, do you?

Just remember... Milspec bro. Go with Milspec everything.

Lower then Milspec is Windham>S&W>Bushmaster>DPMS>Ruger.

But don't keep going any lower! buying offbrand sporter.

Any of those brands are ok.

I have a few Colts and a Danial Defence. My wishlist is a Franklin Armory Lower, before November.

Why are we doing this? I know it's retaliation about those Google taxes, but holy shit, this would be awful if DB did collapse

now if only AK ammo was as easy to find as 5.56

Get rid of your euros now

Companies go belly up all the time. not that it's gonna happen. DB is way too big to fail and it's backed by a solid economic foundation being actively stimulated and enhanced by diverse new workforces.

This

Refugees will fix the economy

>DAK steht als Abkürzung für:

>DAK-Gesundheit, eine deutsche Krankenkasse, ehemals „Deutsche Angestellten-Krankenkasse (Ersatzkasse)“
>Deutsche Akademie der Künste, in Ostberlin ansässiger Vorgänger der Akademie der Künste
>Deutsche Atomkommission
>Deutsches Afrikakorps, Expeditions-Korps der deutschen Wehrmacht im Zweiten Weltkrieg
>Deutsches Antifaschistisches Komitee, Emigrantenorganisationen in der NS-Zeit
>Diffusionsabsorptionskältemaschine
>Diplomatische Akademie Wien

Really makes you think.

and replace euros with..?

Because it enriches those who stand to gain from it? Soros for example has been strong short position against DB from at least July :D

SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOUNG PERSON!

Physical assets

hmmmmmm play russian and roulette and invest in the new yuan

Ok whatever, the economy has never crashed before and never will, sure thing

Also some survial books cos no internet soon

>Is the Ruger AR556 a good reputable rifle?
yes.. as long as you have long term access to Ruger parts because standard AR parts don't interchange.

>DB is way too big to fail
You think it means that it's so big it can't suffer a loss big enough. Too big to fail actually means that its failure is going to be paid by you, me and Tyrone Rodriquez over the other side of the pond.

Jesus Christ, you've never read a history book.

Im sad :( I predicted that crash would happen right after Q2 results were out. Couple months late but still it's going to be beautiful

I recommend a physical copy of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

could you provide some examples please?

I thought the idea was to avoid fiat currency all together. i'd still choose greenbacks over yuan anyday, china's not much better, everyone is trying to get their money out of there

>failure is going to be paid by you, me and Tyrone
Do you have any idea how much money people with an IQ over 80 made on 2008 by buying cheap indexes?

Why isn't the german media talking about this? I wonder who could be behind this

She's beautiful. Who is she?

Things that are worth trading.

ie something small, not worth killing you over exactly, but in mass quantity you could use to barter and hide.

Was today on n-tv

Pound will be a financial safe haven in collapse of the euro.

There's lots money going through London from all over world it won't stop.

It will increase when euro collapses

bbc.com/news/business-36826974

Who /DollarVigilante/ here?

The elections.

The leftist media want to live in their Utopia, they will promote it no matter how bad things get and ignore all happenings unless they have to report on them.

but the new yuan will be gold backed, next year, or you could go with the yen.

mass panic and refugee violence

Cigarettes tbhpham

cheap and small shotty and an AR

That sounds awesome. I hope it happens.

too fucking soon

Can somebody be realistic with me here and tell me what this means for my money?

I wish I had disposable income to put into stocks, or even enough savings to open a trading account :/

Feelsbadman.jpg

The people are the food

Kys, nogunz. Your country is a noguns meme.

>Ctrl-F Iodine pills
>0 results
Its like you guys want OP to die as soon as the dirty bombs go off

You dont have money (anymore).

>What to buy

Short the German bank

Which norfag doesnt undetstand ot mean higher taxes for us. Perfect for a recession

And how do you fix that? Cash?

im curious if they have iodine soap now. instead of taking the pills you can wash off radiation instead

What will the sharr price open at tomorrow lads.
We going 10?

Dispute this you faggot

If DB goes positive tomorrow, go all in on 10-20x margin. You'll make real money and it can't go wrong. Backed by the best economy in the world and a superior renovated workforce.

get out of sweden, and come to the us or go to russia or china, even though there will be war atleast you wouldbe invaded and killed. i guess you can take out money and keep it physical.

Yugo SKs are selling for 400 now. Plus they are clunky and heavy as fuck. I love them but in this situation the AR is the way to go.

>american education
iodine pills are for your thyroid glans only

on the contrary, cunts have been having SHTF habbenings since the very dawn of civilisation: Atlantis, Noah, St. John the Divine etc etc etc,

But who could be behind this?! We need to protect our banks :^)

All my neighbours are old jews. Am I fucked mate?

Okay, i wasnt correctly at all, you might have more money, but without a value. Next economical crysis, like 2008, just more worse.
How to fix.... Uhmm.... The economy will be partly reseted. That means some companies go bankrupt. It will fix itself.

all the dumb shills that voted stay will feel pretty dumb soon if this is actually true

last night they went postive for 30 seconds .25 and then crashed then worked it up a little.

its over they lost 50 percent if that german was right.

And in that time there's been a lot of actual happenings

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>leaving your land of birth
I see.

Nope it sounds like you have a neighbor farm, full of assets.

youll hardly notice desu,
only amerikikes can sink the world economy

Mosin Nagant

Makarov pistol

Ammo

Alex Jones brand water filters.

BUY GUNZ

youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk

>SHTF once it drops below 10 Euro
It's literally at 11.21 Euro right now, and dropped .30 Euro just today, following the same trend over the last few days.

If it continues at this rate, Deutsche Bank collapses in three days.

Yep around every 250 years.

Oh look at the time it's been exactly 250 since a world wide happening for civilizations!

OH SHIT.

no idiots i mean when radiation is burning your skin the iodine in the soap can relieve pain or
effects
>iofoam.com/

>yfw it's happening due to the US DoJ claiming 14B $
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-15/deutsche-bank-asked-to-pay-14-billion-in-u-s-probe-wsj-says

Fuck you, US fags

Not buying DB can in many ways be said to be nazi activism. It's intrinsically linked to the alt-right. Buying DB is the rational and decent choice for people who are not hateful virgin losers.

not our fault waffle its (((there))) fault

Yes because the u.s. is the reserve currency and is in part held up by oil deals made up in the 70's and 80's

Cigarettes are good but bic lighters are better.

wew lad

Do world wars not count?

Buy me some bitcoins please senpai.

i'll bulk toilet paper and wait until there is nothing left to eat but brussel sprouts and become the new lord emperor

>9mm
>le unspecific 5.56mm rifle
Triggered me

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you are going to be just fine

Why the fuck are you faggots HOPING for a societal collapse? So your fat NEET asses will feel important for once in your lives?

You'll be the first to die, get eaten, enslaved, etc.

Every loser always wishes for the world to end but 9 times out of 10 it will never go down as you imagine and you'll be shitting yourselves.

Buy 2500 $1 burgers from McDonalds.

You can make a house, trade them for guns and ammo, and they have a shelf life of decades. Just remember not to get pickle...no fucker likes pickle.

Or, spend $2500 on cracked out east european slave girls. Then you can teach them to be all mad max mata hari ninja prostitutes, who entice men in the wasteland into bed, then brutally murder them and take their shit. You can be Post-Apocopimp.

You are either a duper, or a dupii, i'm a duper.

Oil is killing it.

Another bullish sign for DB. It will go +4% tomorrow.

funnel candle wax and gas into your ass faggot i dont want this shit, im just watching this to make sure it doesnt happen

Oh believe me it will fucking suck. If it's hard being an outsider when you have society's expectations to deal with, try dealing with the expectations of the local warlord.

I suppose for some it's just a way of saying 'fuck you' to the society that turned its back on them.

This meme is older than people itt

>HOPING for a societal collapse
Actually it resets economy and gives easier chances to be rich afterwards.

Not everyone on here is a fourchins you projecting faggot.

Collapse is fine you should be ranting about the nuclear war posters.

Only if you be my little german slaveboi

>Switzerland
>'noguns meme'

Exactly

A massive new tax base to pay for pensions and lots of skilled workers

>fuck the racists think of the money!

>Shilling for PSA
Jamal's first AR.

will there be war in my country ?!

because fuck you that's why

If you're a non-criminal, non-autist white male, you have absolutely nothing to gain in the current system. Let it burn. Let it all burn and from the ashes we will rebuild another meritocracy and life will be good until we forget why we let it all burn in the first place and the cycle repeats.

I like .44 special, .357 Mag, and 3030 myself.

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A plane ticket.

fucking newfags I swear to god

youtube.com/watch?v=fvhqUwokTUs

witnessed

>tfw coin collecter and shit
>have 75 pounds of pure silver I jewed out of someone at a sale
>have a hi-point carbine in 9mm
>I have a good amount of food and store water

I think I am good

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Quick give money to Israel before it's too late goy

Sure it hasn´t

will my northern neighbour coume out even smaller this time? time will tell

>Now that

where the fuck have you been?

Remarkable

Got a pistol that you're comfortable using that costs less than $500, and 300 rounds of ammo. After that most of your money should go into food, water, general survival equipment, and gasoline for the GTFO stage. You'll want enough to last you a few months, so buy bulk and buy cheap. If you got $300 left after that I'd recommend getting a Mosin Nagant. The gun will cost you about $250, maybe less if you look around more, and it's a pretty damn reliable weapon.

For the exact shit you might be wanting check out /k/. They almost always have wilderness survival threads.

>mfw feeling comfy

guns run out of bullets. What you want is a pike.

from pikesrus.com

B...but that's my birthday.

is it anyone elses plan to just go full ron paul panic mode when a full happening is confirmed and rush to lidl and buy all their canned food?

DB's exposure in derivatives is 15 times the GDP of the whole EU. What you gonna back this with!

whole family is gonna rush to lidl

my guess is monte paschi bankruptcy will be the silver bullet which blows the derivative counterparty chain to bits.

>closed at 11.24

me tbhfam

not much point though, unless you have a garage you can't store enough water to make it worth it

You know what you need most. Pic related.

>being a canacuck

get in the car no time to explain Cred Forums told me its defiantly real this time!!!!

>dildo and anal beads and shit lubricant

discarded

youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM

>London and America will profit off collapse
That statement applies to pretty much everything that's happened in the last 100 years desu.

Unicredit, Italy's largest bank, is also fucked. And DB's exposure to Unicredit is huge.

>zerohedge.com/news/2014-04-28/elephant-room-deutsche-banks-75-trillion-derivatives-20-times-greater-german-gdp

Thats Sweden you cunt

>Spicy P e P e
>88

KEK HAS ARRIVED!!

>Blowup buttplug
What if it pops?

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nice bants

>2)Since the beginning of time.

in 1964 the SKS was vastly more reliable than the M16

>buy

>not understanding derivatives and risk
This is why you always bet in the opposite direction of Cred Forums's feverish scenarios.

I started with 50k and now this is a normal position for me: I'm not a genius, I just know you're always wrong and the average IQ of this board is slightly above 85.

>1488
>1488
>1488

4TH REICH RISING?????

You only shorting when it drops 50%? Why not shot now and take the 50% profit in margin?

Reading through this thread reassured me that I am bound to be save should any real happening come, since most of you are mentally challenged retards with no grasp on or understanding of reality

That's because people on here don't know much about economics or how the markets actually work.
It will not collapse over night, they'll probably sell shares at an incredible discount like they did last time, and they will keep afloat for 2 or 3 years before finally being bailed out.

>stealing is degenerate

Straight to bargin booze lad
It's gonna be like a happening christmas

>when someone saves your oc

literally not even date in your pic you fucking moron

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Wow you must have mowed a lot of lawns this summer

Explain then, what part of derivates have I not understood. In fact have I even explained anything regarding derivatives? I'm just saying their exposure is huge and Germany, the state, will be unable to bail them out for that reason.

Guns, ammo, water, MREs, lighters, medical supplies if needed.

Regardless if SHTF you should keep above items in stock at home and rotate regularly. Also helps to have a friend or family member that is a decent shot. Also get a bug out spot if you live in an urban area.

Hey, remember the last time Cred Forums had a "comfy moment" (this is really gay, by the way) with DB and it went up over 10%? Thanks dudes.

A delightful sensation will tingle upwards through your innards.

Happening music thread?
soundcloud.com/american-bulldog/game-up

nice 1488 dubs

I had to call their customer service once.... Laquisha was so very rude... But I was nice to her.

Great way to get put on a list, lose all your money and friends, and finally get carted off to a tranquil institution green environment against your will. You're sick in the head.

>some shitty german bank has some problems
>implying that anything can come of this
When you you happening faggots grow up

i really want to get a bottle of that tacky smirnoff with gold in it and drink on happening day if your going bargain booze pick us up one, k cheers

are you fucking stupid?

sweden is nothing special in terms of guns

pretty sure it's the largest bank in the world

Medicine, ammo and of course water and food.

>some shitty german bank

Good, then we can finaly annex Germany

>exposure is huge and Germany, the state, will be unable to bail
lmao

This is like explaining compound interest to an abbo.

I'll make a note to my descendants to explain it to your descendants in about 50k years or so.

I said today moron but even if I didn't you could've just looked it up in the ar****** (rest of the word omitted in case you're a newfag as well).

>economic collapse
>fugees go home
Why is this a problem again?

why don't i understand stocks? am i a mong?

The pepe market is doomed, sell off the rare ones now or stash em in your mattress because this one's gonna kick everyone in the balls. Also be sure to stay away from the masses, and get ready to defend your home.

well, you know, my liquidations are liquidated, and my derivatives are derivertating.

>economic collapse
>we dont have enough money to make fickis go home
>civil war destroys europe

thats your problem

>german

So which one of you is going to dumb this down for me? Genuinely interested. Don't get at all what's happening. Apart from it. But it always happens and then it's nothing.

>fugees go home
Not likely.

ultimate happening track coming through
youtube.com/watch?v=sxhna1wNO2k

if we are real OP you should prepare by adjusting your living costs to less than you earn and job safety

because most likely it will only be a worsening of the overall economy, like it has been over the years

It's happening.

Nah, not gonna do anything with DB really.
youtube.com/watch?v=i_6UTZb-_vI

germany is collapsing the entire world economy

they're only there for the free shit. Won't they just pack up once those go away?

Nice try, nu-Cred Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY
youtube.com/watch?v=IUzhISwCC-I
youtube.com/watch?v=2KYYVrBX4v0

>and what is Aleppo?

Seriously now someone spoonfeed a burger. Please this might be the last time I might be able to ask because it's happening. BUT WHAT IS IT

Time to show the world again who is the boss

Paranoid schizophrenics and "SHTF" "preppers" who don't have a clue how stocks, banks, derivatives work. They're the people forwarding comic sans formatted chain emails about Jesus to your inbox and go on Doomsday Preppers claiming they'll survive the virus holocaust (any day now) with their katana skills.

If you have some fun money, bet in the opposite direction of whatever Cred Forums claims and you'll strike it big at least 90% of the time.

because the middle east is a shit pile

Can you explain how that happens? I wanna know.

You better start learning Dutch now. Ubermensch!

big old bank about to go under and it's gonna fuck everything probably, maybe

Imagine if we took away food stamps and dem programs from say flint Michigan what do you think would happen then?

you questioning my katana skills? you about to cross a line.

New thread?

AGAIN?

Fucking Germany

For what? More people making it clear that they failed economy 101?

How bad is this though? Any investment oppreunites? Should I buy houses in America or England? Any stocks.

>finance
>economy
>implying they are the same

kys retard

They would probably chimp out because they don't have and form of transportation.

Let's start the fire

Hey guys,

Remember that time bitcoin went to $1000 and Cred Forums was nothing but "buy the new paradigm shift, it's going to a million easy" for weeks on end?

You will always stay poor, white trash.

That's another point.

I am talking about the faggots who think that the world economy is kill though.

Must suck to be so mentally challenged that you can`t even understand that.

Hahaha my ID is meDUM, thats funny because I have no idea whats going on

>tfw it would take my till january to save for my first gun
>tfw I put it off and wasted my cash on stupid shit
>tfw all I can do is by loads of canned goods

JUST

The economy in Europe and the US has been down for a while. DB may cause a european banking crash but that won't affect the economy anywhere near as much

For those talking about stockpiling canned food meh, same old

Hey guys,

remember that time when Cred Forums was all about that jewish conspiracy month when all stocks were supposed to half in value because of an ancient joo plot against the goy? You even had an occult name for it and shit.