Do you jerk off with a pertroleum-based lotion?

Do you jerk off with a pertroleum-based lotion?

Congratulations cuck, you've been applying xenoestrogens directly into your dick and balls.

Could this be somewhat responsible for the feminization of men?

Dry hand master race reporting in.
Grip it and rip it baby

you fell for doctor shekelstein

woah woah woah...wait up.
I was having trouble getting it up for the last two years or so, during which I was jacking off with lubriderm brand lotion roughly once a day. A couple of months ago I ran out, and have been too lazy to go to the store to buy more, so I've just been using spit. And lo and behold, in the last few weeks I've noticed that I get much harder, and stay so for much longer. I never thought about the connection until now....

I just use my saliva, good enough for vlowjobs good enough for handjobs

I use rolled underwear. Not sure if that has any negative effects.

Why is lotion a masturbation meme in America? All the circumsized jew dicks?

spit lube, user.
like our forefathers

praise kek

>spitting on your own dick

What a homo

nothing you oput on your skin is good. Real aloe vera gel is best for skin

This. Never understood why they care about it.

>he can't suck his own dick

Stop jerking off and focus your energy on things that will get you laid. It's inside you user and you know it.

Them merrica-fags thinking lube-faps is natural.

I laugh at your attempts to live life with the scar of the jews on your genitals

>being cut
>not using your own precious bodily fluids

Hide and sage

Thank you for your kind congratulations.

>Having to use lube

This is why uncut is the master race.

This is the only correct answer.

Xenoestrogens? Do tell

Once you actually have a gf user you'll realize that occasional jerking is still part of your life

Why do you need lotion to touch your dick?

i just use a comfy sock

> people actually need lube to masturbate

I only jerk off with my own spit.

Dude almost everyone that's white in North America is circumsized

>I've been using that exact same bottle of white unscented lotion to fap for the past month

Holy shit

Chemicals that mimic estrogens, disrupting your natural hormone balance

...

Possible, but I believe the introduction of Soy into nearly everything in our diets has done a far bigger job of it.

I'VE BEEN HAVING THAT SAME PROBLEM

FUCK

I...I prefer dry cotton fabric.
Is that full of xenoestrogens?

I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this

pics or didn't happen

OY VEY THE ECONOMONY IS COLLAPSING AND YOUR TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DICK
GOOD GOY

>Grip it and rip it baby
What a visceral image

send feminine benis pls

Top fucking kek cut fags. Do you guys really need lube to fap. Pls kill yourselves.

>be uncut
>never need lube
Feels fucking good

"No just grip it enough so the skin moves with your hand, look it works okay? I do this every fucking day. Arrrrgh no stop it you're going to give me a friction burn. Fuck it just blow me"

If jerking off dry was good enough fro my granpappy it's good enough for me.

Do cutlets ACTUALLY need lube to jerk off?

This user gets it, after being with someone for 6+ months I've noticed that having sex 3 times a day is just not feasible. A quick tug helps to curb my obnoxiously high breeding instinct. Also dryrub master race.

I have a cut-dick and can't jerk off easily without lotion. I definitely don't want my future boy to be circumcised

Why would you need to use a lotion?

i wasn't mutilated as a child so i don't need lotion to jerk off

Nope, the one time I tried to use lube it took FOREVER because i wasn't getting enough friction.
Dry master race.

estrogen make your benis grow

I dont use lotion and im circumsized, i just rip that shit up so the skin grows back stronger, i have a penis like rhinoceros skin

Soap is cheap and leaves your wang nice and clean.

The tricky part is that not all soaps are good for lubrication.

>jerking off with lotion
Fuck, why would anyone with who has their penis intact would need that? Is circumcision really that common in US?

>actually needing lube to jerk off
cutfags hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>not using the superior alternative of jacking off with cloth/toilet paper