Why is this shit meme still a country?

>50% forign population
>almost everyone is albanian
>all swiss I've met are racist, jingoistic, anti-Semites
>a small coffee costs ~10USD
>locals are unfriendly shitty people
>chocolate is worse than belgian
>too stupid to speak proper german
>if you're not albanian you're italian
>cold as fuck
>shitty meme architecture
>insignificant
>no history

more history than you m8

>american telling a country that dates back to the 1100's it has no history.

pic related is a proto-swiss

We have a very long histroy dating back to the ICE AGE

>>Australian telling a country that dates back to the 11000's BC it has no history.

If they don't matter, why are you posting about them?

Neutral zap, neutral.

Because they kicked the asses of everyone that tried to remove them from the map for a long time

For some time people honestly thought that they were invincible

Australian history:
>be convicted of a crime
>get sent to island full of disgusting gorilla-human hybrid creatures
>drink victoria and eat vegemite for a few decades
>lose fight against emus
>children get kidnapped by dingos

You've got a lot to be proud of

Who is we? The average WASP american? Because their history is european history.

>>all swiss I've met are racist, jingoistic, anti-Semites
KEK HOW IS THIS BAD YOU KIKE

>Why Switzerland still exists
Mt. Jews

Germany should annex Switzerland. Take their clay and their Mountain Jew gold.

>pic related is a proto-swiss

i kek'd loudly

Swiss are stinky mountain krauts. Absolute stinkers.

They think theyre such hot shit. Well i got news; theyre not

its still a country because its full of madmen hiding with guns in the mountains thinking they'll be invaded any second. they also have no friends or enemies so there is no reason to attack them.

Says northern Switzerland

>racist, jingoistic, anti-Semites
do you even know where you are?

apparently they are rich because of their cows and innovation. not because they are harboring joo money

shut the fuck up dude this post is retarded please shove a pole up your ass

Dude the Swiss have been there for a long time and are smart to stay out of most issues. Was the number one place to hide money for a very long time. Hell they have a better Republic than what the United States has. Fucking educate yourself.

what a disgusting post.

Well Switzerland are not just a country but probably THE country. The land of banks, the land of big pharma, the land of the vatican army, the land that is always neutral, the land of CERN....
think about it...

says neighbor and next in line to the biggest cuckland in history

>and yet we are free, we have the best democracy system in the world contrary to yours and your choice between drumpf and shillary
>who cares about the history of a country if its shit now, like yours
>chocolate is godlike
>we have 4 national languages
>weather is pretty good
>coffee is 3-4$ in restaurants
>we are unfriendly to dumbfucks that insult us
>50% foreign population that slowly adopts our values and our way of life before getting the nationality, you need to have lived 8 years in here
>pretty significant all around
9/11 cause you made me respond and chuckle

also coolest looking passport to be honest

>Albos have values