Gary Johnson

Gary Johnson and his running mate: Albert Eppo.

Gun grabbing open borders left libertarian globalist scum.

Because Libertarians are retarded and his ideas are nonsense.

>$30,000

>no wall
trash candidate

ALEPPO

Why build a wall when we can make immigration profitable for everyone?

GARY PUT DOWN THE FUCKING BONG

WHAT IS THAT

>Gary's worst nightmare.

Again, I am not Gary Johnson

Furthermore, marijuana has many health benefits and medical applications.

>dude weed lmao

>Gun grabber
>Supports open borders
>Supports TPP
>supports UBI
>"I would force the Christian bakery to make cakes for gay weddings"
>Gets triggered by people saying "illegal immigrants"
>Still has the audacity to call himself libertarian
I'm also pretty sure he smoked himself retarded.

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his hair looks like the same haircut kids in special-ed have

Maybe if he wasn't so cucked on immigration and refugees he might earn my vote.

Also not knowing what the fuck is Aleppo is fucking embarrassing.

Do you ever smoke with Trudeau? What's he like irl?

Why vote?

I am not Gary Johnson

Johnson means penis

What is a leppo?

Prove it fgt

Shut up

That user never said nor suggested you were.
Interesting

His spurdo alter ego could be Barry Benis

>Reddit gets a Trump AMA
>We get fucking Gary
This is bullshit

Weed Ayy lmao candidate. Don't fall for that trap. Learn from our mistakes. Please, don't let us suffer for nothing.

tpp, nafta, open borders

The department of daily cuckoldry sent my wife 2 niggers today. I cried extra hard in my cuck shed.

What is Gary?

No seriously I'm not, just a guy with a libertarian view. I preferred Austin but we got Johnson at the convention instead so hmpfff

youtube.com/watch?v=QEyqPISdEFc

>>THEY CAME ILLEGALLY

No human being is illegal

Open border retards like Gary Johnson should be shot

Please I need all your Meme's Johnsons

Voting for Gary Johnson is the same as throwing your vote away.
The most I'll do is register as Libertarian but I'm still voting for Trump.

So if we were to open the flood gates and let all the muslims in, how does that improve the lives of say... America's gay community?

That's all well and good, but you seem to have forgotten one thing

You forgot to change your name away from Gary, Gary

I'm a working adult unlike all these unemployed and whining little faggots on here who do nothing but make excuses and blame others for their own personal failings and lack of competitiveness. This entire generation suffers from a severe lack of personal responsibility on both the left and the right, they both want more gubment to solve their problems.

Voting for Johnson.

>im just glad no one was hurt thread

Not a true libertarian.

He spoke of open borders which was an instant turn off.

It's my way of endorsing the libertarian party

It's a retarded pipe dream that could only work if everybody on earth shared the exact same value system.

When that day arrives I will go swimming and forget to remove the weights in my pockets.

Fuck off with your shitty coverup, Gary.

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>implying anyone other than Gary Johnson supports Gary Johnson

I like a lot of the philosophy of libertarianism and I voted for libertarians in our last election. Johnson unfortunately comes across as a complete idiot and his campaign is a silly joke. What one earth is going on with your Libertarian party? He's the best they could do? Where's Ron when you need him?

>muh maryjewanna
Don't fall for it. Look at the faghag we got elected on the dude weed lmao platform. It's not worth it.

Gary''s an idiot and is completely oblivious to what's been happening. First Aleppo, then him saying that Clinton's health isn't a problem, now saying that no one got hurt in the bombings.

Gary Johnson has a vast amount of support stemming from traditional libertarians to millennial Bernie supporters.

This is the new Reagan coalition

mah dude Gary Johnson, i heard u was talkin about the weeds

Come on man, pretending you're not Gary Johnson is getting embarrassing considering how obvious it is that you are

He wants open borders, he's just as bad as 'Illary.

I tried.

Smh Gary didn't spend $30,000 on his meme division for this

>comparing Johnson to Reagan

I was going to. Then he started saying how wonderful Clinton is and that we need gun control so now I'm not.

Aleppo was an inside job doe.

All I see is a slam dunk Clinton win if he gets good support. That's why not Gary Johnson. Also, open border fag.

10/10

Wait when did baka stop word filtering?

A retarded stoner who can't win, with a VP gun grabber who has talked about dropping out to help Clinton win. Also Globalist shill.

Because I am not trying to help Hillary Clinton OP.

I am only a fan not actually Gary Johnson

he sounds like a 16 year old redditor that just learned about what libertarianism is from some retarded youtube gamergate personality

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Remind me, is Johnson against nuclear power or I'm thinking of another meme candidate?

You're thinking of Jill Stein, who is against all fossil fuels in addition to that.

And fast food

>being this stubborn
For God's sake man you aren't fooling anyone

Does she not realize there's not enough lithium in the world to make batteries for her ebin solar and wind power to power the whole US let alone the rest of the world?

what is a leppo?

>against all fossil fuels in addition to that
What the fuck should we get energy from then? Charcoal and cow farts?

What is Gary Johnson?

Who is Aleppo?

WHAT

What is Gary Johnson?

>antigun cuck
>open borders cuck
>spergs out at the drop of "illegal immigrant"
>"dude Aleppo LMAO"
fuck this tard

Greens are complete and total fucking retards not matter what country they are in.

A FUCKING $30,000 MEME

"What is Aleppo?"

“[I’m] just grateful that nobody got hurt,”

sounds a bit too profitable for my liking

What's funny is that "meme" basically died the instant that image was created.

John mccaffee should have been the nominee

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A Leppo you said?
Then who was phone?

Because he's a cuck. Bake the cake goym.

Add an ancap pin to his jacket.

So he has done something good.

it's because of the capitalization

Tbh Pham

"The five-shot rifle, that’s a standard military rifle; the problem is if you attach a clip to it so it can fire more shells and if you remove the pin so that it becomes an automatic weapon, and those are independent criminal offenses. That’s when they become essentially a weapon of mass destruction. The problem with handguns is probably even worse than the problem of the AR-15. You shouldn’t have anybody who’s on a terrorist watch list be able to buy any gun at all." - Bill Weld

(((Libertarians)))

Seriously? I always thought capitalization was irrelevant

what is a Leppo?

whats a gary johnson

might have been changed or we were all just unaware

A

FUCKING

LEPPO

CTR hates Gary Johnson.

Just call them shills since it's "1 post by this ID" territory most of the time. Their insults are pathetic too, can't believe they have all that money and still rely on Aleppo memes

What is a leper?

>Not a true conservative
>not a true libertarian

Truth

i voted for him in 2012 and i still think he's an idiot

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they should have meme'd it up

You, sir, are a god.

He's a libertarian minus the NAP, which is like being a doctor without a medical license.

there is nothing wrong with living in huts and relying on the warmth of the sun.

t. greens faggot

>clip
>fire more shells
>remove the pin = Full auto
>WMD
holy fuck i knew he was antigun and this still made me cringe. assassination with a pickaxe when?

baka senpai desu

>vote to open up le borders heheh!
We have enough "trust me guys" then 2 months laters they're shilling for open borders and a carbon tax

You're not fooling anybody Gary. This is Trump turf. (Remember to sage shill threads.)

My critically ass-pained ex-military manager is considering voting for Gary Johnson instead of Trump.

I told him to just pencil in his favorite Peanuts character, it's more dignified.

You don't even have a job though nigga?
You on here shilling for johnson while using ebt to buy green tea

After the bombing in NYC:

"I'm just thankful no one was hurt"
Gary Johnson

Ok Gary go smoke a blunt to calm down?

What is Aleppo?

Acknowledged.

thanks leaf

DUDE WHAT IS A LEPPO?

Breddy gud mang.

who?

DID SOMEONE JUST SAY ILLEGAL?!

Are all his supporters as retarded as you are?

Dumping my Gary folder. Grab them while they're hot.

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Because he's king cuck.
Also he's a libertarian that supports a carbon tax. Like he's gunning for the Bernouts hard.

>implying Gary Johnson has supporters

A

FUCKING

LEPPO

This. This is the problem with Johnson. Every kind of libertarianism except one like Hoppe's is bullshit. And that's why the majority of most prominent libertarians thinkers (like those from Mises Institute) are supporting Trump.

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Gary Johnson needs to watch the news at least occasionally. For I believe that he has no idea of what is going on in the world. Sad!

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Skimmed through this thread, and so far:
>no real arguments
>logical fallacy abundant
Does anybody have an actual argument? And no, saying he is a cuck and not saying anything else isn't an argument.
Also, OP: they're technically right. You typed Gary Johnson in the name bar m80.

My favorite thing about Gary Johnson is how he can't seem to understand why nobody is impressed by how far he can ride a bike

>spend $30,000 on internet shills
>only meme is the mediocre herecomedatgary meme

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At least nobody got hurt in Aleppo

WHERE IS MEMES JOHNSON

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Dudes a fucking bum.

did he actually commission a meme of himself

TOP KEK

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>And what is, 'a vote'?
>And what is, 'a lection'?

And those are all of my Johnsons.

Because he's about as much of a libertarian as David Koch.

Because he raised spending at almost twice the rate of inflation in his home state.

Because he's got serious financial interest in the privatized prison industry. Not very libertarian of him, right?

Because he seems like a fucking lunatic.

Because only papa Trumpu-san can save our nation.

Way to repeat the exact same catchphrase as everyone else on 4chin. 0/10 no originality.

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You convinced me duder. I'm now a #johnsonjammer.

Gay Johnson? Nope.

I really like gary johnson, and voted for him in 2012, but the guy is high all the time atm.

I may still vote for him. but I think trump is probably anti-hillary enough for me

What is a Leppo?

>Because he's about as much of a libertarian as David Koch.
I'm pretty sure the koch's started the john birch society. They actually are fairly libertarian, but more libertarian right whereas Johnson is more libertarian left.

He is Hillary without the penis.

>GARY JOHNSON

GARY JOHNSON

classic Gary

>And what is, 'a lection'?

At least no one voted.

Yeah, David really is the true originator of the Libertarian party, that was what I was getting at.

I agree with you as far as the right left comparison.

Te bitch isn't even a libertarian.

What is Gary Johnson?

Aleppo for 200 Alex.

Aleppo

I'm baffled as to how he even became their candidate in the first place. What a joke of a politician.

open borders
plus he has 0 chance of winning so a vote for johnson is a vote for clinton

and what IS Aleppo?

>already said he'd vote yes to TPP when even ILLery flopped on it and says she'll vote no

Always best gary

He did Okay for them in 2012 (500k votes) but mostly got railroaded through the convention.

>Gay "Open borders" Johnson
>Gay "DUDE WEED LMAO"Johnson
>Gay "UNDOCUMENTED" Johnson
>Gay "muh free market" Johnson
>Gay "What's a Aleppo?" Johnson

Is it true Weld Is quitting your campaign?

because he's the highest-profile candidate they've got, dude actually managed to become governor while calling himself a libertarian

Hey Gary big fan. Why did you pick that cuck from MA.

BTW this is karma for not nominating the best candidate they had. Pic related.

His hair violates the NAP

That's not Austin Petersen