BREAKING

get on the fucking scanner ass hole it's happening live

broadcastify.com/listen/mid/38

Before it's fucking news

its babbebing

Live in Lakeview haven't heard anything. How bout some sources fag? Why even make a thread without one? Sage

REPORTS OF DOZENS DEAD/SEVERELY WOUNDED

IT'S A HAPPENING

RELIGION OF PEACE???????

fuck off retard

WHICH ONE

...

CHECK YO KEYS!

chicago
>the one with 700 people listening to lol

Is this the loud noise I heard off of Michigan Ave like 20mins ago?

There have been sirens since my buddies and I heard this loud noise... I might go down there and check it out

>t. chicagoian that lives like 5mins from the silver peanut

Oh fuck I live outside of Chicago and tanks just rolled past!!!

Scanner hasnt said shit, sage

its fucking nothing

CHIIICONGO

Fake

Periscope it, brother

A

FUCKING

BURGER

"Woman screaming at the top of her lungs"

>Not explosion

IP ban OP

plz be my ai gf

Happening! Request for Swat

request for SWAT? did i just hear that?

Yeah just heard a request for swat, "black acura facing south by bus stop"

IF YOU CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT JUST FUCK OFF BACK TO FACEBOOK

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

person w/ a gun? something about a person on the first floor with a misdemeanor drug conviction? Swat and high ranking people coming on scene

I'm comfy under two duvets. This is theme... youtube.com/watch?v=RkS8Vt1E4po

"Cancel Request"
Did anyone hear that?

Nice

Literally someone swinging a baseball bat at people. Fuck off

Throwing cans at people!!

he's climbing in yo windows snatching yo people up tryin to rape em so yall need to hid you kids, hide yo wife and...

o shit hes wanted in ?? w/ a homicide that happend in september. O boi

They all on citywide 6 which means we're cucked

Switch over to citywide 6, talking about a staging area and a safe route

people get shot in chicago quite literally every day.
this is no big news

WE GOT A RUNNER BOYS.

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695

fuckin niggers

Y'ALL NIGGAS POSTING IN A ROBERT THREAD

am i crazy or is nothing happening u kuks

...

...and hide yo husband, cause they rapin errrrrybody out here

REPORTS SAY THE BOMB WAS PLANTED BY NOTORIOUS TERRORIST "MOHAMAD SAMA AL-HYDA"

Sounds like they're chasing someone

why do we give a fuck!?!

u got us

...

state warrence is our stationary area?

Holy shit its going down on some canadians.

i just heard staging area

What are they setting up on 72nd St East of St Lawrence? Keep saying they need to not cross the target area.

it was all good just a week ago...

While we're all here...

I smell a drill followed by a habbening happening suspiciously close to where the drill is taking place...

pic fucking related

Talking about if they'll need to do any evacuations and if they should get a bus out.. This gets weirder and weirder

Confirming that nothing is handicapping?

we are closed to bingo center line! stolen car, back up sent.

KEK HAS SPOKEN

Evacuation busses?
Comed and People's gas representatives needed?
HAPPENINGS???

ITS A TROLL

Missed those days.
youtube.com/watch?v=xy5gg1MMrTQ

BUILD THE WALL!!!!

Gimme some sauce nigger

did i hear ak-47 shoots fired? lol Chicago sounds fun

soooo no happening? just a nig on the run?

That happens everyday in Chicago that's nuffin.

>little kid's voice
"Can you hear me Josh?"

>body

RIP Maria

>not linking to the creepy ambient music stream

youarelistening.to/chicago

you fucking plebs

I heard "evacuation" and "Save approach to area"

>moved to Chicago from small town a month ago
>everyone tells me the neighbourhood is "very safe"
>three people got shot 16 times one street over from my apartment
>five burglaries/breakins/pistol whippings per day within a block of my apartment
>go to small store in the middle of safe neighbourhood
>ask if they have an item
>"no, you should go to our bigger store, it's just a 15 minute walk south"
>about to head there
>someone tells me that's 10 blocks into YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!town
>why did they tell me to go there

>1 post by this ID
>no source

By order of Her Majesty the Queen it is hereby requested that the poster receive a permanent ban, effective immediately.

i heard that also, and it sounds like the have a engine and two ambulances en route to the "staging area"

You should of listened

investors.com/politics/editorials/islamic-state-terrorists-threaten-chicago-via-twitter/?platform=hootsuite

I heard 75 mins for defusal as well

you got duped!

Yeah something fucking sketchy is going on

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695/web

Blocking traffic. Reference to "staging area," and requests for body bags and buses.

Sounds like the FBI is planning a convenient terror attack in Chimpcago.

>ITT CHECK YO KEYS ROBERT

You're the one who is retarded friend, the source is the fucking police scanner

THEY ARE TRYING TO REMOVE A DEAD BODY FROM A CRIME SCENE WHERE THERE ARE POSSIBLY ARMED PEOPLE

Assfaggots

No you heard 75mins for REMOVAL for the body.

post more roberts plox

that makes far more sense
also: that fucking picture kek

I live in Chicago. What is this Robert meme?

lunch break at 8:18 P.M
what

...

That sounds likely, it would appear there's someone pretty important going there though, dispatch operator kept calling this guy Sir and asked him if he was going to be safe getting there.

Remove her body in 75 mins followed by sketchy sounding double speak for get the fuck out if they're not finished.

>BEARCAT IN ROUTE

Robert! CHECK YO KEYS!

Not everyone is lucky enough to work a 9-5.

Do... Do you go outside much?

smdh Robert

it was from the first cps thread. there was an absolute goldmine of robert memes.

>those keys
checked

do you have the battle droid saying roberted? i'm trying to find the first thread in the archive but so far no luck.

ya they also asked responding cops if they had VIP training

...

Sassy dispatcher

Attached a what to a door? Some people broke into some shit.

is my waifu

I'm hungry now.

Did he just say G as in John?

this fucking nigress dispatcher needs to be tazed and shot

>so you don't want what i found
goddamn

EIGHTY NAWWWW

sassy dispatch has expensive taste :3

>i have very special tastes are you sure~?
Sounded like she wants something else

So it's nothing then?

The real happening is the sexual tension between those two

They need to send the dispatcher out on calls, she will straighten rowdy niggas up.

what/who are you?

She said expensive.

That's why he would buy extra sides for her McDonalds.

An user?

Lol. he said MacDonalds. Lulz worthy

most casual shots fired ever ;(

>SHOTS FIRED
SHOTS FIRED
>SHOTS FIRED
SHOTS FIRED
>SHOTS FIRED
SHOTS FIRED
>SHOTS FIRED
SHOTS FIRED
>SHOTS FIRED
SHOTS FIRED

>EXPLOSION IN CHICAGO
so just niggers nigging again?

Oh my bad kek

im fucking devestated

dispatcher has a qt voice

Every night in Chicago is like Purge Night. Literally no one gives a fuck.

Qt means overweight, hair extensions and 8 inch long fingernails?

That's such bullshit, there's only like 1 or 2 murders a day

>only

Fuck off, leaf.

Yeah well they've gone down nawadays

10 a day leaf shouldent you be hunting moose for the winter.

I might have mistaken the dispatcher for someone else then. Might be a cop who has a qt voice then

kek
fuck you asshole, it's not my fault I was born here ;-;

also I was indirectly defending America

package found in ny again

whoops

Well shit posted leaf

nigga stole my bike

SHOTS FIRED BOYS

what happened lads?

I don't think anywhere in the city of Chicago aside from North Shore gated communities is totally safe. If you want safety, move to the NW suburbs and take the train to work like the rest of us.

Chicagofag here.

Nothing going on. Sage thread.

>⭕

where are you people getting these emoji things

I'm with you she sounds qt

Shots fired
Multiple officers down
ISIS claiming responsibility
Threatens more explosions

10x365=3,650

There was like 5 or 600 hundred last year you dingus

I live in fucking Montreal around this shit, I hunt better game than moose:

youtube.com/watch?v=tPWwTcY-knw

>all these muslim terrorist attacks finally happening in the US just in time for the election, not too far away for people to get used to it, but just close enough to make people vote Trump

Are yall listening on citywide 1,5,6 or just normal chicago police?

I got this a month or two ago from Cred Forums
I can't remember what else works.

fuckin bullshit stop maiking up shit, ur gonna die from a barbell choke

GUY WITH 2 KIDS WAVING GUN AROUND THREATENING CALLER

>emoji things

⭕_⭕;

Fuck you fags, they should ban you guys from getting hired within city limits. Literally no one wants you here. We hate you worse than nogs