Gas shortage thread

What the fuck is going on? I'm in NC and there is no gas anywhere. Every gas station has run out, at least in a ten mile radius around where I live. Is there some jewry at foot here? Why are there no threads about this shit?

Is this the end?

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Fuel line sprung a leak in alabama like a week ago

There were a bunch of threads about a week ago

I didn't realize it was still happening

They're literally out of gas? Do you actually live in civilization, or the Appalachians?

Start walking amerifat.

fugg it's just hitting us here

Yeah, literally they have flyers saying NO GAS on every pump. I live near Durham, so a pretty active area of the state.

>work is 10 miles away
>hills everywhere
>high heat
>can't even walk 2-3 miles without fainting because of anorexia
no ty

damn dude.

Go on a proper fucking diet, actually eat something, and call your employer.

I'm working on the diet thing, it sucks feeling like I'm constantly eating all the time constantly and I can't even throw up to feel better

Anyway, am I the only one where this is happening? is this affecting the entire south, or just NC?

Please buy our oil.

go to bed Justin.

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Some pipe got blown up over the weekend at the same time as all that other shit. Bad sign.

That's the last thing I remember hearing about it anyway.

>not knowing how to use his legs

gas line broke, are you retarded or just live under a rock?

Is Florida not affected by the pipeline break? I am in FL and haven't noticed anything unusual, no shortages and no difference in price. It seems like the whole South would be affected.

>current year
>not using a car that runs on Trader Joe's Organic Gluten-Free Biodiesel

you had this coming faggot

Hey, fellow NCfag here. I noticed alot of people at the pump today. Glad I filled up. The only news I pay attention to is the election.

went camping over the weekend, didn't check the news when I got back

I did own one but my wife's boyfriend took it

I was too late, I ended up having to siphon from my dirtbike

Detroit here: Just filled my tank with Detroit-made Marathon for only $2.19 per gallon.

I live in NC too. Every other gas station I see has gas. sucks to live wherever you live kek

Someone say oil?
We'll invade you for free. Just gimme that fuckin oil

And the poutine. I want the poutine, too.

Also, to show we're not to be messed with, the Habs will be disbanded.

nearist gas station to me is 45 miles gtfo grid living kid

How do you refill the lawnmower?

>bragging about having to waste four gallons every time you need gas
yeah congrats, that's more gas than my moped's tank holds you cuck

>Not riding a segway powered on Trump supporter tears

meanwhile, in Texas

money.cnn.com/2016/09/08/investing/apache-huge-oil-discovery/

You're a beta tester for something big that the government is planning :-). Good luck surviving next time.

Combetta

Texas #1