How do you sickfucks sleep at night knowing you threaten to rape toddlers and call womyn mean names?! The internet is no place for crude language and empty threats, you'd know that if you were a socially sensitive person like Robert Evans and some no name feminist whores!
The funny thing is, is that the one chick Robert Evans was talking about made a complete bitch of herself on Cracked and got backlash from it's user base who berated her for being a smug bitch on Cracked.
I have no idea where they got "alt-right" from, tbqh. I guess she's just trying to whore her name out because she's a no-name, feminist "comedian".
I sleep just fine. Triggering SJW's is what I live for
Zachary Evans
Most of the time, he's an unbiased investigative journalist. This past year he's been a liberal feeders kind of guy. I think Wong has been hassling people to shill for hill. Even the past week happenings article is saying that Hillary just has pneumonia and that she's still beating Trump in the polls.
Hudson Clark
TELL ME ABOUT BANE. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
Cooper Young
>post on early days of pointlesswasteoftime >know all the guys there >stop posting around 2007 >come back >everyone is massively cucked >get banned for posting the words "white guilt"
It went full fucking shitlib in a period of years. I've never understood what really happened. David Wong was always a fat fucking faggot and John Cheese was an alcoholic redneck that worked at a truck stop. Now they're constantly turning out articles about white privilege.
I honestly think they just got bought out.
Josiah Wilson
FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING BANE POSTING FAGGOTS ARE ANNOYING! I HOPE HIRO PUTS A GLOBAL RULE UP AGAINST BANE POSTING! THE MOVIE CAME OUT 4 FUCKING YEARS AGO!!!!
Nicholas Gonzalez
...
Ryder Turner
for you
Ethan Baker
What? I did nothing.
Dominic Allen
>Cracked link
Enjoy your spyware
Jordan Torres
It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.
Jason Cox
this movie is v fresh
Brayden Edwards
>Not running Arch
Enjoy you faggotry
Nolan Evans
>This past year More like, the last 5 years. I used to read cracked when it did history and the like back in 2008. These days... its just SJW shit.
Ryan Foster
>Member Sean Baby? >Member when there weren't any Mexicans?
That's how you sound.
>Implying that Old Cracked was better than New Cracked
Wyatt Wilson
Make Cracked Great Again, yankee fuck.
David Hill
somebody post a pastebin already
Ian Wright
>Posting a direct link >Not using Pastebin
SUP SHILL.
NOT CLICKING LOL
David Phillips
using a shitty southpark joke as part of your argument
i haven't even clicked on the thread but holy cringe
Hunter Diaz
>Cracked.com Oh, how far they've fallen....
Oliver Miller
Cracked BTFO by itself.
Christopher Lee
i thought cracked was a porn site until like 3 months ago
Easton Davis
Cracked died when Gladstone left. Seanbaby tried to save it but then he left to. Michael Swaim also did a good job but then once he also left we were left with Dan O'Brien who was ok but was too much of a cuck in real life to fight the tides of war. His staff has been full of numale cucks and females ever since.
Basically, Cracked used to have more talented people working for it.
lmao good riddance, i remember when those retards were gloating at all the baited clicks they were getting after writing a bunch of "controversial" goobergate articles taking the SJW party line.
they seriously believed that a small spike in traffic was going to be sustainable after saturating their content with abject disdain for the demographics of their traditional readership
NOBODY WANTS TO READ A DULL, UNREMARKABLE BUZZFEED CLONE WHEN BUZZFEED ALREADY EXISTS YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT WONG
Jack Rivera
It's shit.
Joshua Bennett
Is that fat tranny supposed to be his son?
Gavin Foster
Cracked is garbage
I used to read their interesting science & history based articles, but when every other new article was SJW's shaming bullshit that was clearly written by an unfunny intern, I stopped coming.
Lincoln Harris
Literally everything he just said could be taken used to refer to SJWs. Everything from ruining people's reputations to harassing anyone who happens to speak out against them (an getting these people fired), it's all the same.
Cooper Howard
I think so, I always called it "the purple haired monster".
Oliver Powell
>Wong
This guy is obviously whiter than your average Cred Forumsack, why does he go by "Wong*?
Samuel Taylor
Wholesome
Nathaniel Perez
Jesus Christ
Wong (real name Jason Pardgin, bottom row second from the right) is such an ugly bastard.
The nu-male is strong with this staff.
Anthony Campbell
Upon closer inspection it is his son. You can tell because the artist specifically drew a mole under the kid's right eye and mouth, which is present on the purple haired monster as well.
Nathan Clark
Why the fuck do all the people in Horsey's cartoons look like chipmunks?
Ayden Martinez
That shopping needs some reworking. Parts of "Petie's" ears are noticeably missing.
Nathaniel Torres
He's not the first #IStandWithHerpesGirl
Jackson Kelly
...
Caleb Smith
>Someone actually took the time to make that...
Wew. And I thought I had no life.
Ian Wood
He only makes weak-minded liberals look like that.
Zachary Robinson
Do you have the nazi Pepe version of this?
Lucas Gutierrez
I still can't believe he thinks that's an insult.
Levi Jenkins
If there is one, I haven't seen it.
Dylan Ross
>Using pastebin
Christopher Rivera
holy shit have not seen pedobear for years
Easton Robinson
Going to prison will do that, user.
Justin Ortiz
Some one greenlit the E.W Scripps company to buy it for $39 million earlier this year. Tha'ts funny.
William Stewart
>Out of the billions of websites on the internet, Cracked is only 1221!
Landon Ross
Just yesterday i told an idiot that im going to find him and slaughter his family after i sodomized his mother and made him suck off his father All that would happen while his dogg would rail his boypuccie
But people brig it uppon them selves you know Shold have gone B this fucking faggot
James Sanchez
Alt-right is a movement of peace. Just because there are a few bad skittles doesn't make the entire movement bad. Check your privilege.
Wyatt Watson
> Cracked > actually linking that shit without an archive kys
Ryan Lopez
Then >27 Fun Facts About Historic Atrocities >zomg we are not like buzzfeed, we are so much better than their mere listicles!
Now >1 Reason You Should Read This Article Calling You Sexist. Hint: It's Written By A Woman You Sexist >comedy is sexist you piece of shit just give me the clicks
RIP in pieces you shitcunts
Caleb Gonzalez
>How do you sickfucks sleep at night
>user
>sleeping at night
It's like you think I have a job to go to during the day.
Also;
>Cracked
Since when did it turn into a personal blog for losers to sook about cyber bullying?
Ryan Nelson
What the fuck is cracked? I've never heard of it >only humor and video site since 1958 ???
Charles Fisher
It was a site that posted funny lists of historical factoids.
>5 Totally Badass Ancient Sports!
Crap like that.
People stopped going a few years ago. Apparently in the last couple of years it decided to try and get some attention by going full bore turbo SJW.
Occasionally I'll see some girl I know post one of their things on facebook.