Why haven't you taken the reddest pill of all and bought a penis pump?

Why haven't you taken the reddest pill of all and bought a penis pump?

degenerate

Because im fine with my little dick

Nice cock ring faggot

Oh god what the fuck is wrong with your penis.

No need for one.

Dude, that thing is about to fall off like a puppy dog tail with a rubber band around it.

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Because if my dick got any bigger it would collapse in on itself and create a black hole. Destroying this planet.

You're welcome.

penis pumps can seriously hurt your penis

wtf I hate hiromoot now

Some of us don't need one

No balls and swollen sickly looking penis

i have a fucking life dude

i go fossil hunting with my dad, i spend weekends refining potato cannons & tumbling gems i've collected, i go spend the night on the beach at pacific city to clean out my head, i have a fucking life dude

also every so often i get a girlfriend & remember how sweet sex is. average dick, above average ego, fucking killer HVAC tech, it's good man

you may need to get off of here every once in a while

Get banned nigger

I hope you enjoy your ban as much as I've enjoyed this sage

Is there anything more degenerate than mutilating yourself for sexual pleasure?

You will end up fucking up your dick permanently

Ew, holy shit.
Your dick looks so gross, I would never fuck a guy with a pumped penis
I'd rather have you be proud of your tiny dick than see THAT hideous shit

Ha enjoy not having a function dick after your mid 30s. penis pump or pills included.

I'm fine being average with a perfect mushroom head

I'm not a circumcised amerislave who's perpetually insecure about his damaged penis

Bath mates are better than air pumps

ok janitors, you can clean this now...

>being proud of your red chode because its engorged after you spent 20minutes in the bath pumping it up

kek

>Endorses Penis Pump
>Is using a Penis Ring

Fuck off Fag.

a couple weeks off of pumping btw

Because I don't really care for it

rate my dick Cred Forums

literally doing the hand exercises would do the same, albeit a little longer

>caring about dicksize
What are you ? A woman or a nigger ?

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nigga... what?

MODS WTF

You were dealt a bad hand and couldn't have alpha cock like myself. You need to get over it because you wont have any pecker to use and enjoy down the road when it stops working, fucking do some research and quit baiting Cred Forums for fucks sake.

hes a insecure numale, so woman would be the most accurate

You're a funny lookin dude lol

I don't think this is healthy,
but what do I know...

This.

its a tranny dick

Where's the rest of it?

can it get hard naturally?

why is there hair and zits on the tip? it looks funny papa

i believe they take the skin of the mentally ill persons thigh or ass and shape it into a dike so it can fuck

you may fund this with your tax dollars one day

I was thinking about getting penis enlargement surgery. Is this a better option?

What a nerd

> muh diuck, the post

Nobody gives a fuck about your cock, nothing dries up vaginas faster than an insecure man big or small. The true redpill is that only betacucks care about pleasuring their woman in the first place.

B.Bu..But how is this a dick?

That's a post-mexican-alley-doctor-surgery dick.

When a woman asks how big you are, what is a confident response?

>giving in to the demands of a woman

Congratulations, you're a cuck!