GET IN HERE, IT'S HAPPENING
>Market Hours/Countdown
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>Google Deutsche Bank Graph
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>Secret Jewish GraphUSE THIS LINK
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GET IN HERE, IT'S HAPPENING
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>Google Deutsche Bank Graph
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>Secret Jewish GraphUSE THIS LINK
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it’s not happening
Nothing is happening senpai
Hek yeah bois its tottering
Nothing is happening.
Fuck this shill thread.
>UK leaving EU
>German market crashing
>Sweden attempting to hold up the entire union by itself
Can't wait, lads!
first for FIRE STARTER
HOW JEWISH ARE YOU?
Guys what if they renegotiate the deal to 5 billion. Would there still be a lot of damage?
DUDE ITS ACTUALLY DYING WTF
Nothing happening today. Go home lads.
It's been 10 minutes
FUCK OFF KIKE
/biz/ here
is it happening?
germany too pacified to revolt
So if it goes under 10.00, the world is kill?
I mean the german government changes the fine to less so the whole banking system doesn't fall apart.
and if so, why
Wow Deutsche Bank has gotten cheap, great value. Now's a good time to by buy.
Not sure
DB is smothered in low liquidity, and compared to this chart of LEH from 2008 it looks really close
Yes.
Also
IF YOU'RE USING THE JEWISH GRAPH LINK
REMEMBER TO CHANGE THE SETTING FROM 1 DAY TO 1 MINUTE
SO YOU CAN SEE IT MORE FAST PACED.
It's up over a percent at opening. No happening today.
wtf does '11.40' mean?
I would say if it's get's under 10.30 go get a lot of water and food
Also I jsut coutneed I've got 70 liters of water here for a family of 5 barely for 10 days. We could probably make it we colelct rainwater and boil it for another 3-4 days.
How much water do you have?
Nothing is happening but I hope it does.
>by buy
I don't know what happened there, I blame the pot.
euro
gotta jew fast
Link and TL;DR for those of us not in the tribe?
There's two db stocks. One is down 5% one is up less than 1. Meh. Burn it down
Why did Lehman fail so hard around the 10?
Luckily for me I own a farm that has its own well and septic system. I'm good on water and food so long as the electric grid stays going.
Just did a little spike, it might tumble
Cause that will kick off selling of large quantities by big fonds as it holds little to no value anymore.
That being said, we already once said this would happen if it falls under 12.00 like two month ago
DOWN
IT
GOES
LOOK AT THAT
THATS WHEN THEY CALLED IT
NOBODY CALLED DEUTSCHE, ITS NOT GOING DOWN AND WILL BE BAILED OUT IF NEEDED
Comfy September market threads? I missed these from last year.
That's when the news broke to everyone that Lehman was basically no more. Everyone rushed to sell before it was worth 0.00
>it's going up
NOTHING TO SEE HERE LADS
Update: the jew continues to jew
What's the link?
so the news hasn't told us anything because otherwise the world will be fucked.
Fuck the media.
Why are people buying? It makes no sense!
Read the OP
Cause if you have enough money, you can make a lot off of just a few cents in price change.
Could someone explain why Deutsche Bank is important and why if it fails the economy crashes?
I'm not a financial person. I don't really understand this game.
This is straight out of The Big Short
They hear we are listening so they play games. Put it this way. If this doesn't happen, then how many times will we have doubts about this over our lives? System of a down
If DB gets bailed out, what prevents other EU members asking for the same thing? I'm sure Greek banks need help too.
A bail out could end the eurozone.
DB is among the too big to fail meme banks and according to IMF, DB is the world's biggestcontributor to systemic financial risk.
NO, THE BANKS ALL MET AND AGREED TO LET LEH GO DOWN
DBK IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN LEH WAS, THEY'LL DO WHATS NECESSARY TO KEEP IT FROM FAILING
72 trillion in derivatives
ITS TANKING
Would you kindly remove your caps
Listen here Layman there are two kinds of people: 1) Those who make Bank. 2) Those who don't.
OMG
LOOK AT THE GRAPH
ITS FALLING HARD
its still .58 for me link
>the stocks are lower than it was back in the financial crisis
holy fuck
why is nobody talking about this
Oh, shit. So if Deutsche Bank fails it will be like 2008 all over again? Sounds pretty fucking /comfy/ desu and would only help Trump win more votes.
Someone's offloading their DBK now that it opened positive :DDDDD
START MEMEING AND PRAISING KEK!!! WE WIL MAKE DB FAIL!!!
>Sweden attempting to hold up the entire union by itself
How? By their magic cuck powers?
You're stupid. How do you make bank on ponzi scheme fiat bullshit. Every single mother fucking asset in existence as money is an interest payment! Every. Single. One.
Because the Dow Jones is higher than ever goyim
lol isn't that in the neighborhood of global GDP
Wayyyyy worse than 2008. Think 1929
Oh yeah 2008 was obama's fault
>obongo won because mccain's numbers tanked after the economy crashed under a republican president
>trump will win because hillary's numbers are gonna tank after the economy crashes under a democrat president
Aha. Basically all the other banks will lend money to DB and have less cash on them. Which makes the circulation of money go slower and thus a slowing down economy.
...
And the bigger they are...
dubs say db will fall
lol literally nothing is happening, you guys are fucking stupid. I will literally lick my cats ear if it goes below 10.5 with proof
Sounds about right, doesn't it?
Yeah. Global GDP to derivatives (which aren't yet included in debts) is 1:3
...
By being the printer of course.
Fuck sake wrong way round
It's going down again
No. This is the holy grail of rightism coming to fruition. It would be like mexico turning down gay marriage, for another country's left. Oh that was yesterday
...
You said people not lizards
Your link really is jewish, their asking for shekels to continue
If the NYSE doesn't open until 9am why are we staring at this graph?
>that pic
(((merchant))) and ((central)) banks trying to avoid the unavoidable.
This will be the beginning if it happens
In 2014, global GDP amounted to about 77.83 trillion U.S. dollars - from google
Legally lizards are people.
Why do these fucking banks keep making the same mistakes then? Surely the (((bankers))) have a reason fro this, no?
Downward trend
No those are common law straw men
It's trending down now
HOLY FUCK SOMEONE UNLOADED A HILARIOUS SELL ORDER
IT'S COLLAPSING
THE LIGHTS ARE GOING OUT
Greed
They don't give a fuck about you or me.
Its a complex system, but its between government bailouts when they fail, and the government literally paying them to do this fraud
ITS ALL OVER
WERE ALL GONNA DIE
HITLER WHY DID WE HAVE TO FIGHT YOU?
This is entirely too complicated for me to understand. Oof.
To kill us
HOLY FUCK
Because the stock market is literally just incited histeria.
Kinda like any bubble, really. If ppl hear a lot about a certain thing they believe it to be true. If you tell everyone constantly that, say, house prices are rising, they will, no matter the ''free market''.
what links are you guys using
how hilarious is it? birthday party hilarious or death of your parents hilarious?
Where did you see that?
They believe in an invisible hand but not in Christ. Fuck em
kek
NOW BELOW CLOSING
LOWEST EVER
Crash baby crash
HANG ON BOYS
SHE'S CRASHING
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK
This pretty much. The economy is basically just a measure of our fear level/happiness level.
ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING YOU RETARDS
Nothing's happening on that chart. Am I doing something wrong? It's literally been stuck at 12.42 the whole time I've had it opened.
Where are you seeing this?
actual image of the stock market
No. Our laziness or our own hard work
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Good. Leftism was right and wins. Hehe
Here this links to my settings tard
Whats the difference between dbk and dbkd?
How would this crash affect my mortgage if at all? I have a fixed rate 30-year mortgage at 3.25%. This crash wouldn't fuck my shit up would it?
I'm not very financially inclined. All excess income just goes into a savings account for a rain day so I'm not worried about stocks or anything like that. But my mortgage...would that be affected any way?
You're looking at the NYSE. Look at the Frankfurt Stock Exchange.
thank you
11.20 was the lowest they have been. Kek wills it lower.
Jump you fuckers!
>mortgage
>from the French meaning "death pledge"
Oh well
This is what I see. What am I doing wrong?
SHADILAY KEKBAR
Shit, looks like Kek will grant you your blessing.
Frogs will nothing
...
The cord will be plugged on September 26, probably after debates to push everything on Trump
And that's why you didn't get KEK's blessing
DBKD?
Go to the top where the DB is, change that to DBK. Next to it is the chart type selector, switch it to line instead of candlesticks.
Type dbkd in the stock search
>tfw you always have water stockpiled
Thank you. Now I see what everyone is looking at. Appreciate it!
If I was UK fag I wouldn't hesitate to buy say 100 shares in DBK sooner or later.
Guyse, why is the Deutsche Bank in such trouble? What have they done wrong?
Numerology is a "blessing"? What a current year meme
MORE
does she have videos
Did you mean "pulled", Achmed?
I have DBK.F
>What has x german done wrong
Nice meme, friend.
Check those dubs leaf fag. Kek has obviously blessed this user. Be a good leaf and accept kek into your heart.
I literally have no idea. Something about derivatives...or something. My cousin is an economist and works for the (((Fed))). I wonder what he thinks.
They got shitslapped by a huge fine that takes up something like >90% of all of their liquid assets.
I'm watching DBKD.
sell it
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
Please please, I am not a burger from my birth...
Should I have said "plugged out"?
>What has actually led to this problem within DB?
Actually, little more than lost bets. They handed out Credit Default Swaps related to the financial health of Southern European importers, they bought bad debt, they are terribly mismanaged and simply corrupt.
Nothing noteworthy
If your savings account is in a weak bank (most EU ones), then you might want to close before it's too late
we're all looking at dbk.
If it drops under 10.00 i'm taking the ol' cyanide pill.
It's gaining a little
Can someone tell me whats going on, we hitting a depression yet?
*teabags your mouth*
>+
Kill yourself happening cucks
HWAITU MAILRU
B-but you don't wanna be /comfy/ and watch the Happening?
Capitalism will be perfect for eternity. Fuck you eh
>m.investing.com
hourly LITERALLY makes it look dead
Good to know, thanks.
the markets are clashing to stay up
Thas pretty much equivalent, frankfurt ticker
>Doesnt know about DB.
>Hasnt done any research about the coming collapse.
>Probably thinks it wont happen because it doesnt happen on the dates people say it'll happen.
>Can't figure out thats not how the collapse works.
Ok.
The hivenose, you mean
Another fake habbening. I don't give a fuck if the market goes down a little bit, i don't care if it goes down a lot. Stop posting these threads unless it really is HAPPENING and is in a crash and burn.
Do you think they'll stabilize before they can collapse?
>Drppping Again
Fugggg :DDDD
>Guys its not happening, the world hasnt exploded in the past 10 minutes.
>Guys this isnt fallout 4.
>Where's the last of us?
>Why are there no zombies.
I hate burgers...
Why is $10 a share the magic number for the collapse anyway?
Why are you crying
Me too
It went back up to $11.24
Fuck of shill
Do these posts even matter. Do you think everything is always so peachy and establishmenty?
FUCK
Not everyone in the world will always hold your opinion, Colgate.
>hoe gaat het?
>stock goes down 1 dollar over 5 years
>HAPPENING!!!!
yeah no
Reminder that in order for happening to get triggered the value of stocks needs to hit 0, same as with Lehman Brothers in 2008.
Deutche Bank has been hovering above 11.00 $ for months now, so nothing will happen. You would have to have a perfect cocktail of bad news happening to DW, not just one like this refusal to pay 14 billion $ to USA.
Is it happening? What am I meant to be looking at?
what do that mean to a retard like me
AT WHAT NUMBER DO WE REACH HAPPENING LEVELS OF NO RETURN?
Guys. We all want to have a happening.
And how did Lehman fail? When the news broke out about it failing.
So why don't we email our local newspaper and give them a tip that lehman is going down because to many derivatives and a huge 15 billion fine they just got.
If one big newspaper reports on it then soon all others will start reporting it.
Nigga, nothing will happen. The economy is too state controlled. The government can just start printing money and bailing out shit. Eventually it will all collapse, but it won't be today.
Who thought it was a good idea to let corporations beg for moni? Stock markets are stupid. Who invests in people? Nobody
Did you even watch the film?
It was about housing bonds.
This is different
Let the adults talk.
When the Germans make the EU bail out their shitty bank
Kek agrees. His dub dubs say nothing will happen.
>it's happening
After being in pol since its beginning I can promise you it's not happening
Nothing ever happens
Look again faggot
I don't buy this right wing garbage. Never have. Never will
>down 55% in one year
Everyone here is saying around 10
mud huts in the woods! in the woods!
Look at that drop from Monday! Why?
ze lo yikre be maka ahad aval be kama makot ktanot, ya ben elef
What part exactly do you disagree with? That the economy is too government based for anything to happen to it? Or that it will all eventually collapse?
Do EU stock markets have a circuit breaker that freezes the market if there is a sudden big drop?
why do you have the say the words "right wing" somewhere in every single post you make? I know you're the same leaf from the last thread.
>ever asking how or why when it comes to right wing shit
Gonna happen.
What's the reasoning for that?
Apparently its been at 11.06 in the past year, if it doesn't touch that and go far bellow Im sorry fellas but there will be no happening.
AH! Here it goes!
>mentally underdeveloped
m.investing.com
A fucking graph
You can obsess? Incan too. Except you're wrong and dangerous and broken records and I'm correct and look to the Bible :D
Once it breaks 11 were gonna see some shit
He's a lefty fuck who wants to see the economy collapse to herald in a new age of socialism.
Are you blind or retarded. Pick both, mountainous zionist
ITS GOING FOR ANOTHER DIVE
ITS THE BIG ONE GOYS
I feel like a crash would be great for Trump desu and so long as my mortgage is fine I say bring it.
You never answered me, leaf.
Reply to this post if it goes below 11.
Praise KEK
Happened before and will happen again. Corruption will go on and German citizens will have to keep paying for it.
You are one of these truthers who see a happening behind every corner. Go get a gf and stop wasting your life clinging to happenings that will never come.
Meh, can't complain, I'm in a pretty based village in the southern parts of the Netherlands, people here have 0% time for the bullshit the sandpeople pull. Sadly, I can't say the same about a village literally less than 5 minutes away from me.
When the war comes, and it will, they'll swarm over the main road towards our place in the sand and it won't be pretty.
I heard goobermint and i shut down. At this point im sick of explaining myself
MUH REFTEES
5 MINUTES
PRAISE KEK
I have no idea what's going on but I'm hoping the world ends
If this bank is fucked why are people buying it? I really don't understand any of this.
He's a truther and you're a liarer
Another bump ended
Its gonna do this for a bit
Its like a jellyfish
It goes a little up to go a lot down
This.. The collapse can only come when we get the word 'collapse' trending on twitter. The moar people drain their money, the faster the collaps will come.
Everybody here wants it, now we just need to do it. Think of it like the good ol' days of Cred Forums, with raids and shit.
Again, you never answered me. Too busy sucking Trudeau's cuck dick? Answer me, faggot. What part of my statement did you disagree with?
>"Who invests in people?"
is this kek's doing? is he punishing merkel and the germans for shitting all over trump? praise kek
Aight son, check em
... SUFFOCATION
>He doesnt know the state doesnt care.
Yeah it won't be today, but only in the same way that World War 1 (or two, doesnt matter), didnt just start on one specific date.
In a few months or years, or eons in the future, someone will pinpoint the past years and say: somewhere in this timeline, someone fucked up.
Oops. Zionist ponzi scheme
Shut up
I found this frog, was it a sign?
Sounds comfy semi-preparing for war in a beautiful and based dutch village. I think you're one of the lucky ones in Europe. I've seen that the Dutch don't take the bullshit as much as other countries near you.
STILL BREATHING!
HES PLOTTING YOUR DEMISE
>32 posts by this ID
You must be lonely
Holy shit, you look like a retard. You aren't converting people by not sticking up for your own arguments. Fucking leaves these days.
DOWN IT GOES
Because buying the dip means you only have to spend tiny amounts of money (when it's low) to have the potential to make massive gains (doubling your asset's value by selling when it's higher). It's gambling with sentiment, essentially.
Any other questions?
THERE SHE BLOWS
Not everyone agrees it's fucked. People are buying expecting that this is the lowest and within days or a week will rise 5-25%
checked
yes senpai, DB has a net income of -6 billion euros
He is among us
Say "right wing" one more mutha-fuckin' time..
Kek has spoken,
praise KEK
You'd probably be suprised, the cities are lost and the further you go towards Amsterdam and Rotterdam, the less whites you will find. Groningen and Friesland (both fuckups as far as most dutch are concerned) are based as fuck though, mainly because there is nothing but grass, cows and flat pieces of land as far as the eye can see.
Beautiful as my village may be, we are surrounded by shitskins and they are coming for us every single day.
-
But yeah, could be worse though, atleast I'll go out swinging or vanish into the night with my BoB. (Although the woods arent safe at night because of said shitskins)
They're struggling...
it's going to really drop closer to 5:11
It keeps going back to ~$11.25
Remember every post is a cry for help. If you see a Canadian shitposting tell him his country is cool and poutine is a real food, you might just save a life.
DOWN YOU GO BOYS
YOU CAN'T KEEP PREVENTING THE INEVITABLE
>Choose 1000x magnification
If they don't go below 11.06 nothing will happen you faggot
Shut up first aid kit.
Hey guys look at this:
As if they weren't fucked after their drop in 2011 when they started being the milchcow for Europe's more... brown... areas.
The rapefugee crisis is just the final nail in the coffin
Checkd, I shall obey
fucking tripfags
Nuke this board
>a fucking medkit
Any comfy streams?
...
IT'S DROPPING
Nothing is happening
CRASHING DOWN
he got digits but I agree with you Swissssher Sweet, unless it drops below 10 it's not huge news
I am starting to wonder if the migrants are but a ruse to get away scott free when it does finally crash big time, the average person will have their hands full dealing with shitskins, while the jews get to run off holding the bag.
It's just a leaf crying for help because he is lonely
WOWOWIWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
This is the October surprise
WITH NO
WE HIT $11.20
Nigga, you're either a troll or mentally retarded. GTFO of my board.
11.20
WAOW
(((SURVIVORS)))
Why are you even speaking. Right wing people are always wrong. End of board
here's a better view of how fucked they are.
will today spell the end of precious germany and what's left of its economy?
It means it's 20 bings too 12 bongs you fucking retard.
SELL SELL SELL
STOP BUYING REEEEEEEE
Yes
FULLHOUSE checked
We're doing fine desu. A bank isn't the whole economy
Why not just link tradingview account you trying to STEAL passwords for tradingview accounts you fucking piece of shit.
IT KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN
>yfw its hits $11.15
>11.18
kek did the absolute mad god
Literally what?
HELP IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UPPPPP
fuck off ebin secret jew circle member
>I am starting to wonder if the migrants are but a ruse to get away scott free when it does finally crash big time, the average person will have their hands full dealing with shitskins, while the jews get to run off holding the bag.
Well they've recently organized the official EU military even though they have been saying they wouldn't do it for over 40 years and have an EU anthem...
And obviously the Jews are intending to get out before they are slaughtered again but I don't think it's going to work this time.
Anyway DB is doing well for a German bank topkek!
$11.18!
How long until the habbening starts?
How the fuck do you even have internet?
FOMC announcement today should be the dagger in the heart of the EU banking system.
Nother full boat. Kek wants the #collapse
>briefly trys to get back up before plunging down again
Its starting another hump
Really trying to survive
KEK IS HERE
THIS IS HIS FAVORITE THREAD TONIGHT
Yanks are scared they will nuke the fuck out of jewland but then don't think they have internet
Organized as in how many troops trained, and equipped and can be depoloyed within 24/hrs, I don't think it's sufficient to lock down a whole continent full of Ahmeds and other complications.
i'll never understand the msm
shills against trump and nationalism
helps to crash the economy before the election
wut
NEW WORLD RECORD LOW
11.11 when?
This. It's because that frog is supposed to be punishing us again even though they got everything illegal they wanted and there is no pharaoh but their guys
New bread please. This is exciting!
what would be the effects of Deutsche Bank collapse would it be worse then when housing collapsed?
I saw 11.15
Goddamnit why is watching a major bank bleed out so goddamned comfy?
SOON
11.15
N E W L O W
E
W
L
O
W
LOL how about all your major banks?
are all your major banks a big sector of the economy?
or is it just cars that lie about how environmentally friendly and fuel efficient they are?
11.16
About 3 minutes if this drop holds.
>IT HAPPENED
Sorry, this graph depicts Commerzbank of Frankfurt, another HUGE German bank that long ago shit the bed completely
This is the story of how my life got flipped turned upside down
dear god new thread
Is it finally happening?
Why does it seem like hardly anyone but Cred Forums is talking about this? The Cyprus shit had more hype, and that's fucking Cyprus.
11.06 it the all time low
11.14
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
***NEW THREAD***
It will be bailed out, but it would cause political shit steering within the EU. Italy et all. would want its shitty banks bailed out too
Anglos were lucky they the EU
Official -1% and counting
They don't intend to occupy
they are going to draft the muslims and declare the whole thing for sharia and light off wwiii
it's jews doing their usual shit
11.13 worst low, 11.14 right now.
Aaaaand it bounced.
Someone else made fresh bread. Thanks to that user!
I wonder if there are jews watching this right now having opposite reactions
Jews like crashes. They make more money that way. Buy low, sell high. That's how Soros made billions.
For the retards saying it's happening today, I would like to remind you that the only thing stopping Germany from using taxpayers money to bail this bank out is an EU law, they practically lead the EU.
It's not going to crash, they will sell a few thousand shares at a discount and create some new money until they can bail it out.
how can something be wrong if it has word ''right'' in it?
this is copy pasta, I saw some guy claiming to be a german economist use these exact words