MARKET WATCH THREAD: IT'S HAPPENING

IT'S OVER
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Under 11 cross fingers

But then again my dduubbss confirms it

Free-Falling

digits for chaos

You people are stupid.
Just invest in eastern Poland.

>not buying the put options and buying the dips

How the hell do you make money like that?
Im not long I cant wait 2months too
make money

>How the hell do you make money like that?
I have great patience.
I bought it when it was low and now it's fucking high.
Unlike most of this gay Union, Poland actually has some economic growth and perspectives for the future.

You're all retards. Deutsche crashing because economic powerhouse is shifting toward Asian countries.

Literally hoping the jew dies so the eternal chink fills the power gap.

At least Jews are Caucasian

>Im not long I cant wait 2months too

More like 20 years. If you can't wait for YEARS you won't make money investing.

Know 0 about econmics.

What do people expect to happen?

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Only when kek approves.

I'm not looking too invest....
I'm a gambler not an investor

>Deutsche crashing because economic powerhouse is shifting toward Asian countries.
> I have no idea how economies work: the post
If by Asia you mean China, you are a retard

oh no dduubbss this time

Prazie me Instead Kek withs Sevens

Wait,isnt it crashing because they got their asses handed to them by USA with a huge 14B fine?

Toothpaste your 1-16th right its a culmination of
things to list them you will have to wait like an hour if I don't get to drunk
and pass-out ... then again I only just started
drinking so ill be around for another 5-8hours
but
even now I cant be fucked so .............. I'll let you know

Are you aware that this is a company owned in 51% by the State Treasury and the government recently artificially pumped its ratings? Fucking faggot.

The first red line is the day when new president was elected, the second line is the day of parliament elections. Do you need more proof that Law & Justice party is destroying our economy? Hurr durr muh Orban, muh Putin.

>Toothpaste
You rang?

afd is starting to rise instead of merkels party that may be a reason they crash the bank also the
ECB will print more money to combat LIBOR arbitrage, i.e. Eurobank liquidity subsidization
IMF The burden will be shared with all Euro countries PIGS Greek and Portuguese rescue packages was the last straw and subsequently broke the cameals back and
Deutsche Bank needs to pay 14 billion dollars as part of settlement for selling RMBS in the 2005-2007.
Deutsche Bank still needs to settle expenses in the Russian money laundering scandal.
Deutsche Bank still needs to settle expenses in the LIBOR manipulation scandal.
Deutsche Bank still needs to settle expenses in the silver prices manipulation scandal.
This is no longer just about the issue of astronomically high legal costs, but a sufficient level of DB capital. It's happening. This time really
The whole Brexit thing
The lowering of Interest rates
The Refugee problem
The PIGS nation rescue debacle
Oh god I have an ill devinening light causing pain and upsetting people.. my eternal headache, should I understand? is it a problem? the more truth / the more evil seems relevant.. Most of the Earths people feel something

>defender
>haste
you realise together one of them is useless right?

It dipped in June too, but there wasn't a big happening thread for it. What makes this time different?

Guy's relax.
They're just ending wave C, (3) of the correction. It's all Elliot wave shit.
Next expect it to move upwards in three impulses. Good time to buy desu.

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>straya

I don't know the game, i just stole this dank meme to someone else.

Please be respectful on this Vietnamese finger painting forum

I'm here to learn, I don't know everything and I didn't know
>when the new president was elected everything went to shit
but thank you for the new insight, perhaps in the
future lets just express our opinions? instead
of name calling?

Well done I hope that tactic serves you well in
future, I don't invest I'm more of a gambler

Are these new bantz straya?

It won't go below 11.

This is literally a non fucking issue and a big waste of time. If anyone is to blame its Trump.

Rollin' for the new Dark Age. Praise Kek!

Don't belive me. Looking at 1M tick count, all the indicators look good for buy. MACD, Stochastic, looks good. Euro/USD will fly high after the Fed opt to hold on the rate decision. Get in while you still can!

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That's not entirely accurate. It just needs to be recapitalized.

I mean this isn't just a zero hedge non-story:

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-20/deutsche-bank-s-low-capital-makes-it-no-1-for-risk-hoenig-says

Korea almost bought Lehman brothers in 2008 too buddy

Almost at negative one per cent again. TRY TO LEAVE A LIGHT ON WHEN I'M GONE. WHATAYA WANT FROM ME

Its always constantly evolving, the key is don't be a cunt and let your emotions lose and
always wipe back to front, and remember, never EVER believe someone when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair will rid you of crab infestation

>wipe back to front
Do you have balls?

Oh shit the other flavor too

Kek has blessed me tonight

with trips

For you

Oh I see; they are detachable. Don't ever speak to me or my wife's balls ever again. She keeps them in her drumpf brand hand bag

I am legitimately scientifically curious.
>ignore the fact that I'm Vapping

im not so /biz/, what effects will this have? same asd last crisis?

>-0,36%
It seems fairly stable today.

Hahahaha Well played Toothpaste flavor 2

excellent picture choice

is it really habbenin or is this bored shitposting?
t. non-econfag

Nah we've been Zio'd

We had a good moment a couple of hours ago when DBK started tanking pretty hard, then someone/something started buying up DBK stock, nulling it out.

Never ask yourself on the day of reckoning.

Ask again in about 6 minutes its about to hit a signal point .... if it breaks its BUY BUY BUY
if it doesn't hold SELL SELL SELL

its always happening

>breaks
>doesn't hold
Hrm...

I'm impressed

Now shosh!

This WAS a good investment opportunity.

Stay away from polish stocks for the time being, though. Our new socialist government bought votes with greece-tier spending and they've already run out of money. They've also replaced the management of every successful national industry with puppets, for example the KGHM disaster and the horse stable too. Additionally, the EU blocked the unconstitutional "supermarket tax" which was supposed to help postpone the crash. Instead, we are borrowing money like never before in polish history. It is sad to watch my country die once again, and they're going to blame the germans as usual.

Pic related is what happened, only with political party puppets instead of niggers.

It's recovered already.
DB is a solid institution and the German economy is doing great. The only people saying there will be a crash are either stupid or brexit shills.

It seems that today it will hold, but after the last week drop I guess we can expect more drops in the future
I´m a investment newfag desu, but for now Its not happening

Look Britain stop being cancer on this wonderful fluorescent rainbow East Angelo plain of continental enterprise

Please come again when your not a douche bag

Poland pls, I is of worker, let me in

How do I get into investing Cred Forumslacks?

How do I make money out of this chaos?

Lead me kek

If you have to ask, you shouldn't bother. As a Cred Forumsack first and a /biz/nessman second, open a dick sucking business.

I'm new to this but I bought bitcoin gold and silver. Don't know if it's gonna turn out good but I hope so

Kek confirms, a dick sucking business is the road to true prosperity.

If you have to ask and or take advice on 4chins then you're gonna lose lots of money.

Short selling. Look it up.

Even if it continues... the camels back is broken
struggling and the evitable fall will happen
but they will just buy a new one right?

I made that same question in the thread we had yesterday
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/89594823/#89603193
some of the people that answered seemed to know their shit, just follow the replies
If I there is something I can say in the matter is that you should get so some good stock simulator before you even dream about investing and that Investopedia is a good place to lurk

>? not knowing what your investing! don't be a Cuck no chick wants too C that, obvious a troll or is there legitimacy? stop being stupid get your head right!
your wasting pol/ legit function.... I'm here to
learn and gather new incites

I have looked it up but I still dont get it. Most articles advise against "short selling"

Well where did you learn? You werent magically born with the knowledge

Thanks spanion

Your on the right track champ, but know your not investing you are gambling! you got better odds on red or black on roulette!
BEST ADVICE RESEARCH EVERYTHING!!!

thanks i always research

Ok if this shit crashes and pulls all the banks together with them (because they're all interconnected and buy debt and shit from each others like you know they do), what should someone invest in who as a few Eurodollars in a bank account (that isn't DB) right now?

shortselling is just borrowing X amount of certain value only to sell int inmediately. if the market declines, you can buy X amount back and the difference between the original price and the price you just payed is what you gain
It can be just as useful as buying, I don´t know why would someone would advise against it so much

What have you invested in?

Semen

Now the only question is if they can keep up the charade.

They cannot afford to save the DB, however they also cannot afford to let it crash.
Prepare for a lot of law fuckery that tries to delay the inevitable for a few more years.

>Well where did you learn? You werent magically born with the knowledge

Studied in college while reading media articles and looking at market charts every day for 5 years. Started trading in college. It takes a lot of time and research. There is no such thing as easy money unless you're Hillary "Money Launder to the DNC" Clinton.

Also, short-selling is perilous because it is an investment on margin.

You can lose more than your initial investment.

>Prepare for a lot of law fuckery that tries to delay the inevitable for a few more years.

Your timeline is skewed. I give it less than 12 months for a major European banking happening. 18 months max.

At this stage the Emperor has no clothes.

wtf is this

Edited version of the space sky dive

youtube.com/watch?v=E-w2_nTnunc

It enters the field with counters so you can activate abilities right away

tfw bailout.

youtube.com/watch?v=r1PtFuLQLJU

Cryptos save us.

curious.