Bad ass military uniforms thread

stand back plebians

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LAH

jake gyllenhall looks fucking high in this movie shot

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everytime i see this i laugh

Looks like a marching band uniform

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Lose the pants and its a good uniform

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scotts

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>you will never be a hussar.

Why must existence be such a torment?

eeeew

The lack of rhodesian uniforms is disturbing

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Ceremonial guard. Antebellum Hungary.

Nice Bro! Army fag here too

What makes a man do this?

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Why have these Irish leprechauns have armed themselves with Japanese weapons?

Yes it should indeed, looks are extremely important.

the jew

There's a skull on it.

greek garbage filth show your national guard if you dare , lets see some clowns

They're up here, bro. Pekka's got your back.

Aaand theres the ignorant yank again.
Skulls are pretty much in any military uniform in one form or another. Alot earlier than the Wehrmacht

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Officers uniforms are so much better and much closer to the original
Guys behind him wear Cretan uniforms

Winter uniform

Extra cold/ extra comfyness

Nice skirts faggot

be my princess gf

Decima mas had some awesome uniform too.

ours are boring

No military uniform is redpilled. The military is the most bluepilled institution to ever exist. You literally go die for men who are the most cowardly pieces of shit on the planet. They own you, and give you little shiny pieces of metal and stupid costumes so that you go kill other men just a dense and stupid as you. Real warriors do not wear "Uniforms" they only pick up their weapons to defend their homes and do not enlist in rich men's armies to be toy soldiers.

i believe those are designed by armani.

Underrated post. Remove the feather dusters though

erdogan as a young officer

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Looks like.

Are we the baddies?

youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU

I must say that your kaki uniform you used in Singapore was quite horrible...it matched the white flag.

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You are equating some individual wars with the military as an institution.

Seens fine aside from those gay little hats.

I'll put that here

pffft. when I was in, we had to shine our boots.

"Zrinska Guard" uniform

Not bad, but I have to say I dig the Cretan ones more.

Might be the colours, though.

gayest uniform ever

Continental Army Regulars

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Be true, wear hugo boss

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Bulgarian uniforms

Fyfan va vackert

Serbian Volunteer Corps

I like this winter uniform

nice

gayest pants ever designed
i kinda like the hat though

this, you're not getting any chicks in a ugly uniform nor scaring the enemy

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THERE'S NONE THAT CAN COMPARE

1900s Mexican Uniform

Thank God for Patton

Most dominant panty dropping blood shedding uniform in history

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"Redpill," is not a synonym for "cool," you fucking autist.
You degrade the word with your misuse and stupidity.

I know.

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In the movie he says that he designed some uniform, that the one?

I like it. Because reasons.

navy seals

>not even using a picture of the real General Patton

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So last June two Romanian policepersons were patrolling in Western Austria together with their Austrian colleagues (to help deal with Gypsy beggars who litter our streets and who mostly are from Romania).

Our police was visibly taken with those fancy Romanian uniforms...

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The shirt is the most iconic part of the uniform.

Papa roach is fuckin' stylish.

Those looks pretty cool!

More like this?

Weakness

>Not an argument

Not the most adequate situation to use that meme

Here have a (You)

Calm down Hans, it's a joke reference from a show.

No, this is

The only good guard is a Scots Guard

NCO's lead the way hooah

Shit tier.

Huh, looks like ours.

The media during the War thought so too

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>transgender gay muslim woman

for what purpose

Thats a problem, not letting the Drill Sergent smoke them trainees. Making panzies out of them soldiers.
real big problem for the squad leader.

The Romanian BDU is, on the other hand... ...well, not sure how to feel about it. It's like it's trying to be 1980's American or something.

its nice i like it, but will be first to surrender kek

Dahnald, the delegates

>hm

I don't know if the worst part of your post is that you thought you just invented something extraordinary or if you thought you were somewhat funny

The scarf makem look like Gold Retrievers.

wtf

I feel like I am stuck back playing ARMA 2 with that uniform.

The Bundeswehr still looking good though

>bulgaria

be carefull he's going to steal your copper or sell you one of his child

You guys know how to do berets right. UNLIKE SOME OTHER MILITARY. dumb fuckers.

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Don't tread on me or my NCO ever again

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I wondered if I was dealing with a gypsy or a turk

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From which army is this uniform ?

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im sorry, butthurt much?

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u.s army.

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that's ok, Hassan.
Keep calm and allahu akbar

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a jew jokes about gypsies dont take it personally

now give your opinion on this discussion -

Sorry to tell you this but you were more or less never able to have good looking uniforms...

>6 chevron
>soldier

>when a peasant gets infront of your horse so you kick him down into the mud and shout god save the queen

THE CORPS! THE CORPS! THE CORPS!
The Corps, bareheaded, salute it, with eyes up, thanking our God.
That we of the Corps are treading, where they of the Corps have trod.
They are here in ghostly assemblage. The men of the Corps long dead.
And our hearts are standing attention, while we wait for their passing tread.
The Sons of today, we salute you. You Sons of an earlier day;
We follow, close order, behind you, where you have pointed the way;
The long gray line of us stretches, thro' the years of a century told
And the last man feels to his marrow, the grip of your far off hold.
Grip hands with us now though we see not, grip hands with us strengthen our hearts.
As the long line stiffens and straightens with the thrill that your presence imparts.
Grip hands tho' it be from the shadows. While we swear, as you did of yore.
Or living, or dying, to honor, the Corps, and the Corps, and the Corps.

RAF Irvin bomber jackets look comfy as fuck

It's so strange to see a black man show emotion and pride in something that actually matters that I had to look up his story. Actually seems like a decent guy.

That Norwegian Power Armor.

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That look extreme well made. Hope its not chinese make.

Is that a FAMAS?

1. Good guys wear gray (Confederates, Germans, etc.)

2. Hugo Boss had the best tailoring.

3. Berets are *not* the correct answer.

Uniforms are afterthoughts to a real man (read as: most Americans).

Read the story behind this photo here: rarehistoricalphotos.com/naked-gunner-rescue-rabaul-1944/

Yes it is

poast actual uniforms

It's just so beautiful. The kikes must've felt honored that they got to be gassed by such stylish men.

That Right there is a Famas F1000 super Charged Laser Rifle.

Why the fuck are you guys So Germanophiles?

God tier Hussars of kebab removal!

If you post "PRAISE HIM" itt, you will have the priviledge to ride with them in the upcoming Great War.

Government hired Prussian officers to design our army in 1900

Look at this young horsey digger. He'll fuck all these shit house uniforms in

Anything British/American is up there too

Your WW2 attire is German with Brown boots instead of black.

you are the dumbest motherfucker in the world

Fun fact, that jacket was designed by an American aviator. The RAF adopted it because it was warm and comfy for long range bombing missions. It was very cold up there in those Lancasters

what?

:V

Did you guys hide Hitler?

thats not badass.

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Good taste. Not sure what it is about rebel uniforms that made them so bad ass but they were.

this is not YLYL

Our own army in large part still uses uniforms which look like they were modelled after the US 1952 Korean War-ear utility uniform. Only a few years ago did they *slightly* modernize and upgrade it (a process which is still ongoing).

So forgive me if I won't be joining in in making fun of someone else's 80s style fatigues..

Sorry posted in wrong bread

Only chivalry use long boots. Infantry uses short boots but still black

Based Best Korea

best uniform coming through

lol britcuck got triggered hard

Wow snuggies how....tactical.

N-no...

Whatever happened to looking sharp in a suit now a days.

It's mostly lazy NEET hoodie fag and basic bitch T-shirt dude.

What are you talking about? the fags in the pic have no uniformity

>tfw you will never be that comfy as while wearing your pezi again
>why even live

What the fuck is that? Stratego in the park?

>under the shoulder fire
>eyes closed (or is it open?)
>garrison hats
>shinies
>one guy with a pistol
>shooting stance

what comedy show?

Militar parade

Times Change.

I fucking hate that uniform, whenever I have to wear the formal suit I feel like I'm working for some by regulatory agency.

The American Bomber Jacket was so awesome that it became worldwide fashion.

(This was much better than the bellbottoms)

Too bad they died in the Orlando shooting

Tha fuck are you talking about? That looks dapper as fuck.

Carry on, Sir. Thank you for all your ass-kicking in WWII.

I meant to post this.

Damn i like it

Come on, a fucking tie? No need of saying that the Wehrmacht uniform looked way better but even the Volksarmee had a more traditional look to them.

Bro calm down, If you wearing that suit, you look good okay.

I have the feeling that particular kid fucked up a lot.

I throughly believe our social system fucking benifets the lazy non contributing sad example of the population that we have.

comfy uniforms tbqh ngl

Order of Zrinski got that red and black edgy A E S T H E T I C.

Well. You're 100% at least in America you are, I don't about Sweden.

OH SWEDEN

"Thatsa one good looking uniform" said Jaffar dressed in that uniform.

I would have to run 12 km if my boots where so shitty

This looks best so far. Nice colours.

It just looks so cheap.

The plain floppy cunt cap we wore was bad enough, and I always wore the service cap instead. I could not image how annoying it would get with a strap and tassel.

That was a joke.

No every fucking FORMAL WEAR HAS TO HAVE FUCKING BELLS AND WHISTLES, YOU DENSE MOTHER FUCKER! Trust me, baby, you look Good straight out of Deutschland 83

>a fucking mobile dildo carrying device

Your boots are filthy, even though ya'll don't even shine anymore.
Also, old camies with noob boots? Your camies aren't even starched. Fucking dirtbag.

You should be glad you don't have to wear USAF service dress. Some cuck chief of staff several decades back thought the Air Force should show off that they were more business than brute force, and as a result replaced service coats with something that looks like a business suit.

the pants are objectively the best part

Utter disgust.

Badass looking it gives off an omnivious aura.

Best Korea, pic related.

WHY is military headwear always so damn useless? In the combat uniform your cover will screen your eyes from bright sunlight. Every dress uniform is so terribly impractical.

Well yeah but than again it's pretty much their fault for being in the airforce. I would be fine with a uniform like the Bundeswehr-Heer has if it was just for the Luftwaffe.

It's a fitting uniform for you

>crossing legs like a female
Tits or gtfo

I like that they still wear grey

I want a Chilean qt with that uniform and kar98k

i dont get how this is a real uniform
i mean at least cover the fucking chest

According to our manual that's the way you are supposed to place your feet when the leg rest is too small for both feet.

Delet this

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All those medal for what? Occupying space at the People's Congress. Those medals are't worth the metal the were poorly stamped on.

kek

>NEW SWEDISH KEK TV AD CHECK THIS OUT

When it reaches that point I think I'd just pick the "best" medals that I had and only pin like 5 to my chest.

Ours

if serbs had swiss and vietnamese on their side, we would have won against NATO in 1999

Wow nice Doc Martins...What are you an 18 year old dyke?

They're awards are most likely more comparable to Boy Scouts here in the USA.
They get one for looking nice every day, complimenting the leader, bending over and taking it from great leader's friends.

There is no reason to be afraid of a military without a single combat veteran among their forces.

What irritates me is that, as a guy who plays wargames, its hard as fuck to get Winged Hussar models in America. Thank god for the internet.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Logistics, and I’ve been involved in numerous meetings, and I have over 300 confirmed Power Point presentations. I am trained in Microsoft Excel and I’m the top laser pointer operator in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another spreadsheet. I will Ctrl + Z you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can optimize resources in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my slide rule and reference tables. Not only am I extensively trained in data entry, but I have access to an outdated machine running Windows XP, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

This image was immediately before they were all gunned down by machine gunners because their garish uniforms made them stick out like a sore thumb

Fpbp

better days

same here

Thats a westpoint academy cadet.

He is a soldier.

Make your own uniform culture like everyone else.
Nobody likes thieves.

I'm surprised no one ever thinks to post FFL uniforms in these threads.

Top kek the tough guy meme in reverse.

I'd really like to know where I can get my hands on some good looking visor cap replicas or some fancy shit from the German army in ww2.

>The French and their ridiculous colors.

Being British

our time will come

Same as yours buddy. Red, white and blue. Or were you being sarcastic?

You faggot

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dat flecktarn, tho...

>implying this doesnt win

Literally
"You have to go back, other there"

Orange Shoulder crests clashing with Blue Waist sash and Green insignia patches with an off white shirt and trousers. Goddamn man would not want my fiancé catching me wearing that. Even worst than the SFL and their overly metrosexual attire.

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The ones with camo patterns, which if I remember correctly the Germans started using first.
But not because of muh fascism, just because it it better than an all brown uniform on a green field-

Wheres the sikh?

OK sorry to have triggered you.

He's right though, "redpill" will become the new "literally" if this keeps up

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Nah its fine bro you didn't draw up these monstrosities.

I know, its that he really did lose his composure. We both weren't wrong.

Gotta have some fun with my misfortune. I lost my slot for Aerospace Medical and ended up in some random maintenance field.

Built some decent connections doing it though. I was the only junior enlisted guy in the shop, and ignored the "never volunteer" concept. Went from shop bitch to being sat beside the Wing Commander in every briefing because I was the only person who had been in every meeting this week and had every piece of info he ever needed.

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Thats pretty funny. TBQH

>implying this was

Lose weight cletus.

The annual pride parade i see

That pic reminded me of a documentary about some prestigious horse academy in Salzburg Austria.

No its just a Village People's concert.

Holy shit that is gay.

Felsenreitschule

>traitors to the crown

Tfw no Romanian police gf

Who cares? Turks killing other Turks is good. The only bad outcome was refugees from the Balkans to Europe and Serbian refugees to Russia.

The few, the gay, the Marines.
Thick headed dipshits who are really Navy boys.

Nope I got it wrong it was the Spanische Hofreitschule in Vienna. I'm a fucking scrub.

PRAISE HIM.

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PRAISE HIM!!!

the glorious german boot licking continues

This is what happens when nations who don't want to be degenerate lazy fat fucks get destroyed. Everyone I go to an army or marine post here they got overweight guys in ahitty camo.

Leave it to the Italians to design sexy uniforms, no homo

Are your legs fat as hams? Fucks those ankles look like your boots are about to explode.

Ugh.

At least the Borgia had a better fashion sense for their guard.

(I know this is from a videogame but I could find a better pic)

Its the Armchair officers trying hard to be PC and and not hurt the Trainee's Feelings. Higher ups don't let the Drill Sergents whip the boys into shape. Fucking good ol' boy pieces of Fat shit them officers.

top kek seeing spics in prussian regalia

you're one of the few countries that still has the goosestep

I notice a lot if the army guys still have that fucking ugly ACU camo too. Shirts aren't tucked in either, fucking disgusting.

Implying it is not?

nice, my grandad wears his occasionally as well

Brother its effective.

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What ACU? Gtfo, shit is ugly and multicam is way better and cooler looking.

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Doesn't this just trigger you?

My fucking God the Army is literally racing babies.

Fuck me better get me some Walgreen's brand Zyklon and breath it in.

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Hi Pablo. Nice black uniform. Pay for wall

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>Vietnamese
Top kek

patrician tier

Holy shit we got us a JTF2 over here what a bad-ass

That does look comfortable.

You're out of regs, nigger.

Cherry faggot.

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I have to agree. Northern Uniforms were and are goat.