TOP KEK MART SHARTERS!!! Oh believe you me, us SWISS are ITCHING for a war with usa...

TOP KEK MART SHARTERS!!! Oh believe you me, us SWISS are ITCHING for a war with usa. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Yankee soil that has running water, electricity, or burgers that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the Krauts and Muslims first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY mart sharting American they see. When Switzerland is done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it.
>Swiss tanks are the best in the world and most modern
>Swiss airplanes are the best fighter jet in the world, and better than your overrated shitplanes
>Swiss subs are the best in the world
>Swiss pilots are the best trained in the world
>Swiss infantry is the best trained in the world
>aad>SAS

>SAS
you fucked up mountain jew

Does swiss has nukes?

Do they all come with cork screws and tweezers too?

stale pasta

>Swiss
>war
Pick one

>health pack
>always neutral
>annihilating anything
Did you even ever fight in a war?

we won 2 world wars. and you, putin?

A FUCKING PLUS SIGN

how tf does that plane take off from a tiny boat?

>Swiss subs are the best in the world
>landlocked country

have fun diving into the alps you mountain nigger

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What's in your mountains? Tell me what you keep in your mountains.

>swiss tank best tank
Had a giggle m8, russian armata is best.
Also, the US has a fuckload of nukes

Dosen't the Armata simply start burning from time to time?

Are you serious right now?

bro, I'm just interested in the tech

that's part of the design
when it starts burning you ram it into something

Ye it's powered by same batteries add the Samsung Galaxy Note 7

It's actually a submarine that's disguised as a fighter jet.

Taulant pls go back to making kebab, your inbred brother needs you at the shop

what do you take me for?

I'm watching you straya, you fosters drinkin cunt

Thanks for the laugh watch merchant

Ramps

Fuck sorry couldn't read past the navy part

You mean that little swan looking treat boat circling in the pond next to your dayca-i mean MI 420

Seriously the USA is literly in mortar range faggot the war would be over 5 minutes after the declaration

Yeah but what about you're nukes?

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