UHT milk is milk that has been superheated to kill any bacteria within it

UHT milk is milk that has been superheated to kill any bacteria within it.

The universe was "superheated" many trillions of times hotter during the Big Bang, yet now bacteria exists within it.

Explain this.

How does any organic life exist in spite of that, OP? Are we just clever robots?

Simple answer, there was no Big Bang. Can anyone name any explosion that creates order and life?

If there was no big bang then who impregnated the universe with life?

It's simply not possible.
There was no big bang and that was speculation at best.

Pic related.

Magnets

I did

Superheated milk is nowhere near the temperature of the Big Bang.

>actually believing in the "big bang" when observable universe in almost completely uniform.
>implying that we are located in the center of the universe

Are you saying UHT is hotter or the universe was hotter?

If you poo in UHT milk it's again contaminated Pajeet.

Because the contaminant is brought in from an outside source, ie. your ass. Where did the life come from in a sterile universe? God's ass?

So then why is there life in the universe right now?

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

> all this faggotry ITT

The Real Deal: "super pasteurization" is pointless.
all it does in burn the milk, destroying several key proteins and amino acids which is why "UHT" tastes like burning plastic

once you pop the top, POW! bacteria.
irradiated and pasteurized milk in the forever box is pretty awesome though.

lasts 20 years without refrigeration and allows for a proper cuppa even after the zombie apocalypse.

i keep a couple boxes in my food stash just in case.

hiroshima and nagasaki

>once you pop the top, POW! bacteria.
See:
There is no "popping the top" in a closed system, unless the universe is a carton of milk.

Did people rise from the dead and repopulate the land?

>milk in coffee
gay

depends which fanfic we're talking about

they call it "coffee regular" because it's the REGULAR method of delivery.

that's a regional thing, mostly jew york and the surrounding areas
99% of the world drinks their coffee like adults

> regional, just jew york
and yet, every cafe, truck stop, eat-em-up joint and roadside java hut in america from maine to hawaii to alaska stocks plenty of non-dairy, milk and cream

every god damned one of them.

I don't understand why don't Americans use UHT milk .
It's not bad

We are in the center of the observable universe. Because the observable universe is smaller than the universe itself, due to the universe expanding faster than the speed of light

only a fucking abo drinks coffee black. its 1 cream 3 sugar for any civilized human being

>Simple answer, there was no Big Bang. Can anyone name any explosion that creates order and life?
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

>If there was no big bang then who impregnated the universe with life?
Life might be very natural to the universe.

hydrogen (most flammable element) and oxygen (necessary for combustion) natrually for water (no chance of combustion). Outside our solar system, hydrogen oxygen and water are in abundance.

All the major proteins are formed in L-shaped acids that seem to occur very easily under even extreme conditions.

This is why the probability for life on other planets is so high.

>Did people rise from the dead and repopulate the land?

It says they did in the bible

Leave your UHT milk out for 13billionyears

life formed after the big bang

It took billions of years for life to appear.
I think the milk will be fine.

do you like it up the ass also?