1. Cunt tree

We all touched her it's ok Ahmed

1. Netherlands
2. tasted my cum

I got you druze

I hooked up witj a guy on Craigslist once and sucked his dick just to see if I liked it.

Fucked a Kenyan prostitute on my last trip to Germany

They really should range ban all leaf posters.

1. US and A
3. Degeneracy

>germany
>sexual relationship with older sister

I whipped my dick out in a wawa (convenience store) and passed all over the 2 liter sodas cuz they wouldn't let me use the restroom. I also collected unemployment benefits for over a year while not seeking work. Was awesome. I got in great shape

post story

Spoke my mind without censoring myself

>white people are the master race

>niggers are human

> worked at the university

t. King Wiwuz Tyrone Hernandez II.

>Responding to data mining threads
ITT:Good Goyim

>he thinks im black

Fucked an indian fat chick.

Fucked a friend drunk without a condom last week.

Regret 1st, don't regret the 2nd. holy chit no rubber feels amazing

Probably fiddle around with my female cousin in the shower when we were younger.

I came into my own mouth from shoving things in my butt while wearing a skirt and girl's shirt and bra

Fucked a niggress without a johnny

I'm an extreme weeaboo(learning Japanese too), leeching off my parents (but I'm 19 rn so maybe that'll change later but I don't want to work), have fapped to traps and even thought about becoming a trap, crossdress when I'm alone and own a dildo which I use regularly. Also fapped to "that" stuff.

I pissed on a guy passed out on the bathroom floor at a house party.

He was already drenched in piss so I thought "Why not"

>have very close relationship with sister
>since childhood we kiss each other on the lips
>at some point turns into tongue kissing when we figured out how good it feels
>saw our first porn together when parents were away on vacation and we both masturbated to it
>started to experiment with sex since that day

Went to a party in Senior year, got wasted, snorted adderall, had sex with a freshmen girl and came on her face so she cried and kicked me out. Later that night while I was smoking outside this gay dude offered me a ride home. Ended up fucking him in the ass, first taste of boipussi, surprisingly decent. That's my degenerate highlight.

moar

Drank tequila from a girls butthole in a bar in Villinus.

She was a 9/10/though, holy devine Jesus.

Might as well play Russian roulette. At least your death would be faster than AIDS.

>canada
>when me and my best friend were 7 years old we dragged my 4 year old brother into the woods in -40 degrees celsius weather and both took turns pissing on him
>left him there buck naked
>had to be hospitalized for a month with frostbite and pneumonia

>when I 12 years old
>4 of my friends and I would walk into the boy's bathroom stall at school and wank eachother off and pretend to be dragonball and naruto characters

>when I was 17 years old
>followed a from high school multiple times a week with my dick out masturbating

>22 years old
>let my dog lick my anus

>24 years old
>had a threesome with my 21 year old brother and his boyfriend

>26
>got a 19 year old downie girl drunk with the intent to fuck her but I got drunk and let her dominate/fuck me with her hand

>28 (now)
>be poorfag, should be homeless
>in an agreement that I can stay in my brother's house if he can do whatever he wants with me with no objections
>forced me to ram a broomstick 5 inches up my ass last night

followed a grill*

keeping them bloodline pures.

how did it taste?

also, checked

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Leaf posters need to be exterminated. Not even joking.

> Posting pic of german whore that's getting stuffed with moslem seed as we speak

hory shiet leafs really are snow NIGGERS

You make me sick

>he actually watched this degenerate garbage
>slaving himself to electric jew

Truly, whites are gods of the earth.

>always had the urge to fuck right after school
>time window as tight as fuck because mother always came home like 1 hour after us
>we couldn't resist or wait til later
>fucked like animals in the living room
>hear door opening
>we both get dressed in like 20 seconds
>mother notices we're both out of breath
>we tell her we were just wrestling around
>she believes it and goes to the bathroom
>we continue to fuck with clothes on while trying to pay attention that our mother doesn't catch us

during teen years it was intense as fuck, so many times we almost got caught.

why tho?
its a very loving relationship

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Pics of your sister

bavaria fuck yeah

I'm beginning to understand how Trudeau won.

Flipped cigarette ashes into a girls hair while she was going down on me

Basically used her head like an ashtray

Week later, told everyone about it at a party. She was also there, she didn't know what I had done until I told everyone.

Im pretty ashamed of myself for that one.

cuck dunce

i snorted cocaine from my younger daughters belly once

God bless you leaf.

kek

You go to hell.

I fucked a girl that was passed out, eat my ass Brock Turner.

Fucked and dated a guys wife for months. I've done this with about 5 different women. They're really the best to date. They just want fun, no arguing, and want to do crazy kinky shit.

I have been thinking about going to a furry con, suppose that would be the most degenerate thing I ever done that's not internet.
My dignity is holding me back tho.

I once crapped in the bathtub and rubbed it over myself while fapping. That was in my early teens.
No idea why that turned me on back then, I find scat porn disgusting. Piss is as far as I go. Guess I was just a weird little shit.

1. See flag, faggot.
2. Got major in philosophy.

You should tell the guys tbqhwyfam

No one deserves to be kept in the dark about a cheating cunt

>flag
>dignity
okay

they will try to beat him and stay with the cunt anyway

>got major in philosophy
kek'd

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I fucked a black ftm raw.

You got to have some kinda dignity m8.

1. USA
2. I cosplayed as Inuyasha for Halloween in 7th grade because I hadn't learned to hide my autism yet

>dont tread on me
would be funnier if he was dressed in sneksuit

not even close

why the fuck should I do that?
don't wanna get doxxed and blackmailed or some shit.
I saw that already happening here

but so you can imagine her bodytype, she is a ballerina for years now. a very fit girl.

Same here. I'm not gay or anything, thats why I suck dick from craigslist once every few months just to make sure I still don't like it.

Yeah but Furries > Scalies

What's up brother, how is Israel lately?

>using a condom ever
LOOOOOOL

Not all leafs are degenerates but most degenerates are leafs

Had a DP on the beach and let them cum in me.
let my friend rape me in my sleep, was kind of hot, just pretended it was an intruder.

>Flag
>Playing with my little sister hide and go seek in the woods with other friends
>I touched her titty cause I was 10 and she was 8 and I was just a kid
>My sister had growing tits at age 8
>tfw just wanted a touch

I kissed a tranny when I was drunk in a gay bar. I also watched a bunch of fags have sex with each other in another gay bar.

>These are the people who support Trump

hooked up with an edgy stoner anarchist guy cause he gave me free weed. he was fucking bizarre, and a total degenerate. he showed me his cumrag which was an american flag, which angered me though i didnt say anything, i was also disgusted. i had him suck my dick while i was on dabs then i left and never talked to him again

>I also watched a bunch of fags have sex with each other in another gay bar.
That was probably me

GO AWAY FBI IM NOT GIVING YOU FUCKERS POTENTIAL BLACKMAIL ON ME RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

woah apoo ""thAt" stuff" is a bit extreme you mad man

>Australia
>GOY a jewess

It was fucking gross. A bunch of pervy older men fucking and sucking each other in a dark room. I never went back. LOL.

>these are the people we debate about degeneracy with

When the fuck are we gonna build a wall to the north?

Pics or it didn't happen.

1.Flag
2.Never seed my torrents.

Also goddamn you guys like to molest your sisters jesus christ.

hmm

holy shit dude.

you fucking degenerate fuck, kill yourself i hate people like you just die now

she asked for it 2bh

America.
I jerked off into my tumblrette friend's panties, wrapping them around my cock, while staying with her and her boyfriend once.

Her boyfriend eventually became trans, and after the initial "she's so brave" messages, they inevitably broke up.

Stroyi
Stepped on a big fuckin' ant

Trust me John, it was extreme considering I was 5 at the time, and even 28 year olds have trouble finding "that" these days.

>current year
>not seeding torrents while molesting your sister

Fucking kill yourself you cunt
(reminder these are the people who killed Hillary)

>Also goddamn you guys like to molest your sisters jesus christ.
actually my sister started it, she wanted to fug,
but I wasn't molested either since I was already horny as fuck, didn't take much to get me into hot sweaty incest

Good for you Pajeet.

did the leg had to be amputated?

there is nothing wrong with consensual incest. don't let them bully you hans.

In sections.

posted on Cred Forums more than a decade ago

we walk among you

ikr
She shouldn't have worn those slutty footsie pajamas and held her teddy bear with that look in her eye.

in college i would throw all the seat covers in the toilet, drop my turds on them (outside of water), then piss all over my turds and every other surface of the stall

i would purposely stuff weird and rotten food into water bottles and piss in them, then throw them out of my eleventh floor apartment near people below
>threw ice cubes
>threw fruit

"cheated" on my girlfriend, who was a cunt and deserved it but i never actually cheated

pretty hot story, would never fuck MY sister though. she's pretty ugly

Dicking my armless, autistic waifu.

m-m-moar ?

this, same

i've posted on Cred Forums since when i was 13

i expect most of Cred Forums to be about 15

that was you, dude?
Mother fucker.

Cunt tree?!?

1. Flag

2. I once masturbated on webcam for an audience of 100+

what state are you from and which are you talking about?

rutgers bro here

other katawas can't even compete

ps i ordered some brain force and super male vitality TM last night

How good of a trap are you?

she was 14 at the time and I was 12.
usually she was wearing only pantys and a shirt in bed, she didn't have a teddy bear but instead had a plushy dog that she used to rub against her pussy.

>would never fuck MY sister though. she's pretty ugly
I don't think I would have done it if she wasn't good looking, she was a bit chubby in her teens but I didn't care, now she is /fit/ as fuck from working out and dancing ballett.

>went with sister to a big city because she wanted to shop new clothes
>since nobody knows us there we behave outside like a normal couple
>holding hands, kissing, me just grabbing her ass whenever I feel like it
>nobody knows.jpg
>get a blowjob in a changing room

Whenever I post my picture anons ask me about boipucci and to show my tits.
Don't worry I'm 100% straight and the fact that I crossdress will never leave my locked room and will die with this thread.

When I was 14-15 I used to masturbate every time I was in a passenger train.
The thought of getting caught excited me.

I never ever would. Mainly because one would hit her all the time but for some reason wouldn't leave him, I think because they had kids together. If I told him he'd destroy her and do nothing to me.

How big is your ass, Pajeet?

get the fuck off my board degenerates

Flag

Sold meth to pregnant women

1 USA
2 GET SHOT

Bongolia

Shagged a triple amputee and took a shit in her chest freezer before I escaped in the morning.

nice one user

>tfw wide hips

I just wanted to be ripped but maybe I'll have to roid to compensate for the shitty bone structure.
I'm fucking straight faggot stop asking weird questions.

>be German cuck
>commit incest

Kissed a girl

you still fuck her?

if not, how do you guys still get along?

kill yourself fag.

Fapped violently to the thought of turning into a real life furry.

don't call it a grave

I once injected a whole Marijuana.

Fern
I pushed a kid down the stairs for fun; he was Bengali so I didn't feel bad

yes we still fuck, she lives close and I visit her almost everyday.

we wanted to move together but don't want to make it look so obvious for friends and family.

we get along really great, we can talk about everything, we have no taboos and sex is awesome. she knows how I like it and I know what she likes.

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Fucked 15+ prostitutes
Half while in a relaionship
Shot up both heroin and meth many times
Jerked off in a public bathroom

I'm a changed man now but, r8

You are his ass? I thought he was the gay one.

Pulled out a girls boobies and fondled them while drunk asleep.

successfully rode a dildo for the first time and then sucked it off

btw im a boy

pitching ain't gay m8.

1. Netherlands
2. Masturbate while thinking of fucking a trap-esque boy in my volleyball team. Felt physically sick afterwards.