ITT: Alternate names for weapons

ITT: Alternate names for weapons

Nigger Whipper 9000: Ball and Chain Edition

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youtu.be/b-5qmidOe-I
youtube.com/watch?v=02pWbr9bgbA
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Mobile superheavy Ivan-removal unit 8800

They definitely need that thing in Oakland, Baltimore, Chicago, Atlanta, Ferguson, Detroit, Bridgeport, etc. etc.

mobile operations chink crusher 500 -- suffocation mode

that shit was built by germans, right?

what is this actually used for

>nigger repellant

"the small gun"

clearing minefields

Clearing mines.

Nigger Name changer..

youtube.com/watch?v=FMPFQo5V-lA

Iffen you're wondering that is a WW-II Sherman Tank fitted with a rather clever device they used to clear German antipersonnel Minefields with so infantry could march thru behind the same. Still they could have used this last nite in Charlotte-Mecklenburgh to break up the rioting africoons with! (it would also make for one heck of a BDSM Dungeon toy!!)

I swear we just had this thread. Did someone ask what that tank is for yet? If not I'm cashing in on the (You)'s:

What's that thing used for!?!

Anti-Canadian Infantry Weapon

clearing BLM protests
>mfw imagining driving through a chimpout in one of those
Company of Heroes has made me cruel

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Best so far

underrated

fucking lold

This one is the shekel wrecker 2000

The 'Let everyone on the block know you are a bad ass and not an weird autistic boy' hand weapon

top jej

who shooped the gustav schwerer on the NASA roving launchpad

give that man a medal, whoever he is

magic ring disposal unit

The Allah 747: Tale of Two Towers Edition

"the mobile wall"

war rig thread?

Looking mighty fine there, El Diablo! You've gotten pretty swole since your days in the Battlebots octagon.

Which wargame is that from?

Forgot picture.

I would motion for a name change to "El Diablo Mucho Grande" but, given as that's a bit 'spiccy,' let's just go with "Niggerwhipper 9000" desu onii-senpai.

The noozis

The tactical circumsisors

That's the 1st thing I thought of... people. FFFahk!

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Why the fuck are they wearing bamboo around their benises

patented turk removal agent

theirs is a wondrous and unique culture

Specifically nazi Germans

OP ball tickler, aka a mine sweeper.

ultimate bioweapon

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The little champ

>mobile cuckshed

no, that's a poorly photoshopped image of the NASA launch crawler thing with a gustav gun on top

here is an image of said weapon at work

pleas tell me that isn't an armored snowmobile

Eco friendly Israeli eliminator.

Kike Smasher

Sombody post the holocauster!

"Chruchill Tank mk4"

I really have no idea what that thing is or why anyone would even build such a thing.

>TrafalgarVicariousRevenge.jpg

Korean Night Bandit

underrated

tactical tectonic plate slicer

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Kek

Australians everywhere just shit their already shitty pants

The White Man's Last Revenge

The liberal exterminator, formally designated REE-9001

youtu.be/azEvfD4C6ow

Extinguisher of the Flames of Nvidia Fermi

Ye Armored Cucksled.

Ok, I won't.

schwerer means heavy

Does the game actually rotate the grenade launcher like that? Because they are doing it wrong.

I gotchu

THE ENDER OF NATIONS

!!!!
!!
Faggot.

It's too tactical for you to understand

The Minimalist Remover.

Kek

post pics of that tiny tanks the krauts made

The Indian Repeller 600: Double Flush Edition

It's supposed to be used by SWAT and such for breaching walls.

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiesel_(militärisches_Kettenfahrzeug)

Anti-Canada gun

Battle Tank 12: The Finnish Nightmare

Fucking hell thats terrifying.

The Nip-No-More 9000

The Famine Bringer: Irish Potato Modification

Underrated

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The Australian Horse Trap

the godslayer of hit points

Airland Battle, I think. If not then it's from Red Dragon. Probably Red Dragon, considering its anti-gook nature.

Here you go, super small tank.
Actually this is a remote controlled German bomb called "Goliath"

Zulu Remover

If that's Red Dragon then it is being run on a super toaster

peaceful delousing chemicals

top kek

Someone should fly over this fucking nigger congregations and air drop a few thousands of those.

Red Dragon. You can see the Korean writing on the hangar floor in the background.

these threads make me sad because i see the people who dont get any replies
when they clearly took some time to make their post
>finding the image
>thinking up the name
all they wanted was a reply

Why do they do this? Doesn't it make it hard to eat and drink, and impossible to talk?

Kek

Many thanks burgerbro

Kikelon-B-Gone

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>Why do they do this?
look at the color of their skin

The Real Man

Red Dragon

B44

Np. You should join us on George's World TS sometime. Always need more banter,

UK approved assault rifle

the nothing to see here goy

Woopsie

>gift gas!

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infidel remover

or

mexican neck scratcher

>this triggers the Australian

you should have left no picture

Say no more we have a winner!

(USER WAS SENT TO KNIFE REHABILITATION CAMP FOR THIS POST)

(SAVE A LIFE. BIN THAT KNIFE)

Leg Begone: Lt. Dan Special

Underrated kek

Last one got him?

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The Skyscraper Scraper™

m8 avenger

Keeek

Flying Kebab Remover

top banter m8

youtu.be/b-5qmidOe-I

It's for clearing land mines

>filename
holy shit

Left wing Kryptonite

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The Nigger 2500.
This baby can harvest cotton at amazing speeds and with an engine that has 2500 Niggerpower you can get you fields done without a single crack of a whip.

>The Mobile Shoah

Under8 m8

Peace through power!

Germanisation grenade

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DELEAT THIS

Literally the worst design to be anti armor resistant

>2500 Niggerpower

How much is that in white power?

4167 white power

>fill water balloons with sauerkraut
>throw at muslims

Mussie Destroyer 2000

>not able to talk
I think your getting the point user.

Poo Poo Pee Pee

Okay, wtf is happening in that pic? This a movie or some shit?

>would have used sauerkraut with diced bacon if the UN hadn't intervened

Remove Geth

>germans
>M4 tank

how retarded are you?

kek'd

>one Niggerpower
>more than one White Power
>implying
m8

is nobody going to point out that her nipples have been removed?

whoa epic thread Cred Forumsros, redditors

This was fucking autistic and you should feel bad for posting it.

>i did the math backwards
well, guess I am in fact a nigger

was supoosed to be 1500 whitepower

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I see what you did there.

honestly that's the first thing I thought too.. lol too many hours playing men of war assault squad

mfw, Danmark makes some loud keks.

underage please go

Johnny 5?

Super Shippy Flippy Dippy Bomby-womb.

why not 1488 white power?

Because it results in this. (The Tirpitz)

And it's a British creation.

2500 * 3/5 = 1500

>tfw nobody can give this a good name

pls shoop gustav on saturn V

The Black & Dicker Special

'ere sonny, i want a word with you

standard issue Swedish infantry gun

>that fucking handgun

its an optional attachment for the leaf-blower. for when you need to deal with swedish posters too

>Too ugly for Tyrone? Send your beta white to the shed anyway with Chaincucker 9000.

The Boom Potato.

Self Propelled Fast Attack Anti Tank

Okay how in the fuck did it get stuck.

Polish mobile artillery

It actually is just that, isn't it?

I don't get it.....??? Fan? Koreans?

google fan death

Native American population control

Aquatic Gibsmedat

The Swedish Handshake

Kek

Also extremely late term abortion of the black mental retardation gene

/thread

Thanks!! Never heard of this.
Koreans are such amusing people!

Muslim Mesmerizer Mk.1488

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yes

I still can't believe that thing actually exists

oh, lighten up

Is that you Uncle Ruckus?

youtube.com/watch?v=02pWbr9bgbA

The very slow and painful death by train. It will make house calls and lay track to your door though.

Kek

I am leaf and I approve of this message.

>Vodka up, leave vemales alone
Or "Vulva" for short

2deep ;__;

>>virgin detected

Maybe a medal if he managed to fit two of those guns on there.

TOP FUCKING KEK.

that looks painful as fuck though desu.

My fucking sides.

Chink Crusher 5000

Chink Churner Model 100

OP Removal Kit

I suppose theoretically it would be fairly easy to take a drone and slap some kind of device on it that would air drop around 500-100 generic application forms you print off the internet.

kek

It would have no effect
Niggers can't read

beat me to it

Good point.

Chinese Gas Chamber

> Big Guy-4u

kekked lad.

israel dindu nuffin

I came here to laugh. I was not disappointed.

LMAO top fucking cuck

YES YES
YES

KILL
ALL
LEAFS

Stihl-born nigger beater

DELETE YOU LEAF FAGGOT C U C K BITCH

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>Stihl-born nigger beater
>Stihl

My sides

Just got to check your flag to figure that one out Argie.

Delet

youtube.com/watch?v=nIuDeoOERe0

I once read a while back that they used them to purposely look repulsive so men from nearby tribes didn't rape them and the tradition stuck

>not the "Leaf Blower"

Burgers shouldn't be allowed to name things

The Stockholm sex tractor

Leaf Eliminator 9000

underratted

the Indian messiah

Finnish-Enrager-Next-President-of-Finland Mk 39.

>poopies for rupees
>you shit for money
holy fucking shit is it really THAT bad?

fuck, learning something new from pol

Because they're ahead of the curve. Isn't it normal by now in Sweden, or are you still a bad goy?

really?

Aboriginal Cigar