To anyone considering emigrating to Brazil

>To anyone considering emigrating to Brazil.
Literally no one ever.

>To anyone considering emigrating to Brazil

Who would actually want to move to Brazil?

>1. We dont want you
I'll fuck you til you love me
>2. We won't let you enter
No means you like it rough
>3. Naturalization takes 15 years - then we deport you
anyway
You'll be begging me to stay
>4. No Brazilian company will hire a mudskin like you
I'll turn to pimping
>5. You lack the education to compete with locals
Doesn't take much brains to rent out holes
>6. We will not rent housing to you, you will live on the streets being raped by Bolivians and Peruvians
I'll rape them first
>7. Our cost of living is much higher than in your third world country
Whatever, pimping pays
>8. We have no welfare for you
Pimping
>9. We have no free healthcare for you
lol like I'm a diseased africa child
>10. We will not let you build your fake god kike
church
That's fine.
>11. We are either catholic or non-religious, if you are not, you will never be hired or promoted
Okay

Why would not they?
They're already itching to go to war with the US and we are seen as an "oppressed ally".
Where have you been you haven't heard about the 4th political theory dad?
Fuck off philipines

>To anyone considering emigrating to Brazil.

People do that?

Yeah about that.. No thanks

>moving to Paraguay
>posting Katawa Shoujo on Cred Forums

Back to /ksg/ with you.

Well leaves are ok in my book.

Why would anyone want to emigrate to Brazil? No one does this. No one wants to live in garbage, with shitskin criminals as the majority population.

dont worry Romo nobody wants to emigrate to that shithole in the jungle.

>We must move from our poor country to Brazil! As a boy I remember hearing all about the Brazilian Dream. Rory, we will have a wonderful life there.

The Brazilian Dream

I've seen this thread before.
Nobody wants to go to Brazil.
>Saged

>Brazilian education

Gonna emigrate to Brazil if things get too hot in Europe. And there's nothing you can do about it OP.

Why would I want to emigrate to a fucking SLUM bean country?

good bait sir well done

Meanie

>Brazil

No thanks, I like not being robbed and shot in the street by chimps

>To anyone considering emigrating to Brazil.

>Romo
>Sweden

You forgot to drinking you Daily Somali Semen Stamp Swede?

what about me user? my heritage is scottish and norwegian. i also may have a brazilian bastard child in sao paulo (haven't sprung for the pat test yet).

You have a few communities here you could fit maybe..

>Brazil
>W___

How many times have we told you "nobody wants to go to brazil"?

Fuck's the matter with you, boy?

>Reasons:
>1. We dont want you
oh
>2. We won't let you enter
oh
>3. Naturalization takes 15 years - then we deport you anyway
oh
>4. No Brazilian company will hire a mudskin like you
oh
>5. You lack the education to compete with locals
oh
>6. We will not rent housing to you, you will live on the streets being raped by Bolivians and Peruvians
oh
>7. Our cost of living is much higher than in your third world country
oh
>8. We have no welfare for you
oh
>9. We have no free healthcare for you
oh
>10. We will not let you build your fake god kike church
oh
>11. We are either catholic or non-religious, if you are not, you will never be hired or promoted
oh
>If you're still thinking about emigrating to Brazil, might I suggest Paraguay instead. God bless, and don't come here. This is mostly addressed towards you ameripoors. You're not white. You're niggers on par with roaches, greeks, and arabs, you are not welcome here.
oh

thanks for the questions asked to nobody, and the hypothetical audience you're dealing with

would insulting you be too much effort

>Rin

Opinion and pretty much all your life, discarded

>we dont want you in our favela overflowing, monkey infested, drug dominated country

br pls

>brazilians at my school whites from southern brazil. They h8 welfare and try to red pill everyone no one can call them racist cause they brazilian but the look german and all into agriculture

youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

hello me white frend

holy shit WHO in the world would want to live in Brazika
I ASK YOU
WHO

>white southern brazilian
>red pilling others
what the actual fuck 99% are cucks

Rin is the purest, every other katawa is a slut

Every time a brazilian calls me dad it warms my heart.

Portugal would intervene btw [spoiler] and get stomped out [/spoiler]

Kek a comi emigrants from my small town reaped brazil
Still makes me laugh.

>To anyone considering emigrating to Brazil

Who the fuck wants to emigrate to brazil? You fuckers don't even have legit infrastructure, you can't flush your shit covered toilet paper down your toilets

While I'm here, to any Brazilian fags considering emigrating to the west

Fuck off, we're full

>Niger Farage
>white
good job on brexit though

Did you already forgot what Dilma did to your country? Raise yourself up from Africa- tier first before make shit post.

>considering emigrating to Brazil

You delusional nigger

We got her out already.

Enjoy getting corneado and raped by Ahmed faggot.
At least we rape our own women and corneamos our own men.

>compete with locals

I'm coming to Brasil just so I can eat tranny ass for dayzzzz

who the fuck wants to go to brazil, of all places

>flag
Kek

>brazil
>not third world country
AYY LMAO

Why does his/her pubic area look so gross?

implying anyone wants to live in that shithole

DAS RIIIGHT NIGGA

BRICS MASTER RACE

Well, your money is worth 3x more here. I bet lots of poor Americans and Europeans would benefit immensely on that.

>Rin poster

God tier taste.

Shut up want to get a genocide again?

what the fuck is wrong with you jamal? why are you so mad at us westerners? are you just jealous?

Our societal formation is even better than yours.
No need to be jealous here Ahmed.

>To anyone considering emigrating to Brazil.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Vira-lata safado nós te colocaremos à justiça.

Better?

That's because zhe's shaved and allergy arises and we don't photoshop our quality stock

Used to have a Dick.

Who the fuck would want to move to your shithole

Plus we've been fucking your land for how long? Like we need to go there to get what we want anyway

It's so funny to see people from shit countries think we want to go there

I've always dreamt about swimming in the pristine waters of Guanabara Bay, eating tasty beans for every single meal, and getting culturally enriched by niggers.

Brazil WILL be the foothold of the muslims in South America. Brazilians have to come to terms with this and accept it. Terrorism will be a daily event, not that you'd even notice it with all the Brazilian crime that already takes place.

Hmm tell me more

Tell me more about how your niggers are "discovering" Islam and how Brazil has one of the highest numbers of Islamic converts in the world.

Still less than 1%.

Of a population of 205 fucking million

>we don't want you

Cool. That's all I needed to hear.

No one wants to live in your crack shack of a country. You have nothing to worry about shitskin.