1ST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

BDSM IT guy will make it awkward for her this Friday.

It'll be even more awkward when she goes cross-eyed and faints on live television.

It will be shit. Americans never have real debates.

Hahaha can't wait when Hillary is in front of greenscreen plugged to bazzilion of machines keeping her alive while Trump is alone and taking all shots from kikes.

I'll be working.

According to the statistics Jew Nate Shylock, this is the closest the race has been

Give us a sign, so we know who you are. (Wear some identifying piece of clothing or symbol)

I could imagine a headline
>Donald (allegedly )"Vladimir Dimitri" Trump's Russian heritage bodyguards inject Hillary "A woman, get over it" Clinton with a poisonous syringe

He's going to fucking destroy her. I can't wait.

Nate Nitrogen dropped Trump by a point today. He's a fucking kike after all.

Hillary will have a mild coughing fit that goes on for an uncomfortable amount of time. She'll also try to backhandedly insult Trump, giving him an opening to destroy her with her endless amount of political scandals.

Trump will dominate the debate and win unquestionably, although you'll still see the media spinning it as if Hillary was the adult in the room.

Shadilay

Trump is going to have a heart attack.

I completely agree with that assessment

I don't see it going any other way

>What I hope will happen
Absolute Evisceration of that witch on stage
"you're having a hard night tonight"

>what will happen
"gotcha" questions and softballs for hillary. They will ask Trump some very, very specific aspect of national security and then have a series of prepared articles/stories ready to go out the moment he says "I don't know" where they say "election over, it's over, Trump just lost. if he doesn't know what food they eat in nuclear submarines, can we really trust him to have his finger on the button?"

Hillary will concentrate on attacking Trump while he focuses on policies, making her look like an angry tard.

will trump call her darling/sweetie at least once in the debate?
it would be fuckin epic

WHAT TIME IS IT?

Underrated post

If it wasn't a work day I'd drop acid and laugh at how literally reptilian Hill is. Since the debates function at a 6th grade level I wouldn't be able to handle it for too long. I'd also see if I can MK ultra Hillary some way.

SUMMERTIME! ITS OUR VACATION

9 to 10:30 PM EST
I think Europe is 4 or 5 hours ahead of that

...

>CHYNA CHYNA CHYNA
>WE DON'T WIN ANYMORE
>>WE DON'T BUILD ANYMORE
>BORDER BORDER BORDER
>TOUGH SMART WIN
>AMAZING TREMENDOUS PEOPLE

Your next president Hillary Clinton will roast him.

Hillary will have glasses on because of the "lights" and will be sitting down in a chair with breaks after every 30 min

We can only hope she will look so weak

The debate will be moderated by Aussies

>COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH
>COUGH COUGH COUGH
>COUGH COUGH
>COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH
>COUGH COUGH
>COUGH COUGH COUGH
The next american president, Donald 'the emperor' Trump will crush Shillary.

>a wild 'jeet appears

>Big meanie racist
>Big meanie misogynist
>Big meanie Russian sympathiser
>Big meanie deplorable

Will the roasting work? Probably not.

The extent of her roasting

FUCKING INDIA LOL. We don't give a fuck if the rest of the world likes Clinton more, Trump is more intelligent than her, and has a successful past, unlike that corrupted slime.

Holy fuck we've come so far.

>BDSM IT guy
lol who?

more than a year ago and it feels like yesterday

these campaigns go on for far too long

>POO POO POO
>WE DON'T HAVE LOOS
>SHITTING STREET SHITTING STREET
>POO CRAP POOP
>SMELLY POOPY PEOPLE

Trump will win :^)

Watch all these.
youtu.be/6c9agPL4dTs

dude pathetic

Hillary is getting backed into a corner. Though we have witnessed trump devastating seasoned politicians, hillary clinton they were not. I expect a strategy different than her usual long winded obfuscations given in a calm manner. Trump surging in the polls gives her no other option. Before she could choose to stay out of the mud, but not now.

It's always weird when it dawns on you that you're about to watch history being made.

I think Trump has the advantage in this first debate, not only because of the debate topics, but also because people expect Hillary Clinton to debate well as a result of all of her political experience. Problem for her is, she generally sucks cock at debating and Trump is bound to exceed low expectations while Clinton is destined not to live up to high expectations.

Trump also has the advantage in the second debate. Half of this debate is a town hall format, and nobody, I repeat, NOBODY plays to a crowd and reads the room better than Trump. The audience will play him up and he will be perceived as the winner.

If Clinton can mount a comeback anywhere, it'll be the third debate. The problem Trump has, though, is that he can piss away all of his advantages by saying something stupid, and there's never any telling when he'll do that. Go ahead and call me a shill, but you know it. Not everything he says is the result of 24-dimensional intergalactic chess playing, sometimes he just says something stupid. That said, I can't express how much I've been looking forward to this.

>there's a genuine chance hillary clinton might get blown the fuck out so hard she actually dies

>DAT GIF
My sides!!!

STOP KILLING US IN TRADE DEALS

Do you think she'll mention skittles or pepe?

innovative bastards aint they

Gb2/woo/

Are presidential debates different than primary debates? Less gotcha questions, more general topics?

these last primary debates were like nothing before, so we could be in for anything

I hope he or she does no such thing. We need redpilled journalists to stay undercover until the environment changes for good.

Hope: Don goes full madman and Hillary becomes visibly annoyed and flustered.

Expectation: milquetoast snoozefest with networks trying to manufacture a spectacle out of Trump getting a minor factual point incorrect. And Hillary tries to pull the disavow card.

I live near where the debates will happen
I may go and shout PEPE

>Trump will go 26th.

this also 90 minutes no breaks, so I'm hopeful that Hillary will try to request a recess.

>/woo/

Check out this Cena mark.

Hillary is going to attack Trump and his campaign for retweeting deplorable material, such as the fascist green frog. Trump will defend the said frog and will consequently lose the election on grounds of being politically too extreme. The tears here will be immense.

tl;dr: Cred Forums will lose the election for Trump.

>pajeet still mad he lost his call center jib
POO IN LOO

I'm re-watching the entire can't stump the trunk playlist in anticipation.

Trump for best dancer

youtube.com/watch?v=X-XwgZSe0is

Trump doesn't get to talk, Hillary coughs a bit, MSM claims Hillary win.

is it during a football game or did they get it changed?

Speaking of which, does anyone have the clip where Jeb says he has the best mother in the world and Donald interrupts him by saying "She needs to be Jeb"? I can't find it anywhere and its my favourite moment of his.

How is Hillary in public lately? Will she make it through debate. How fucked is she if she collapses on stage.

Not fucked at all. She will claim Trump's evil overwhelmed her and the media will agree that everything is normal.

>trump treats some stupid fucking feud against a cartoon frog like it has any kind of validity
>our fault

he'd never do something so fucking stupid, he has yet to even acknowledge it because it's such a retarded move on hillary's part to go after it

it's like the taco bowl thing but amplified to 11
>this food is good and i love the people who make it
>FUCKING RACIST PRICK REEEEEEE

>*does nothing*
>GODDAMN NAZI FROGS TRUMP IS INSANE REEEE

Did u forget to change ur proxy from the call center pajeet?

I was so confused wondering why their was a rifle strapped to that tank

The (((media))) is losing its effectiveness.

I'm really looking forward to it, Trump can't just say something and sit back while the other candidates fight it out, he'll actually have to answer policy questions and defend his actions.

She ded

is everyone here forgetting that trump didn't say or do anything that great at the debates?

extremely inarticulate and not good at detailed talking points

I heard it's been split into six fifteen minute blocks

He said "She should be running then"

shart in mart becomes shart on stage

>what go you make of the Nazi frog meme your followers and even your son posted
>>I think the American people have bigger concerns than frog memes and I'm here to take on those serious issue, not argue needlessly with the internet
The asspain would be HUGE

>Trump smiles
>He slowly turns towards Hillary
>And then he says
>"Bill Clinton has raped 12 women"

And that will be the end of that.

2:08

fucking kek

Don't get me excited like that user...

I'm glad they do because it took me over half of that time to be won over to Trump's side. What do you think Trump's approval rating on Cred Forums has changed by since the beginning? 50% to 90% probably?

She will delve deeper into the abyss.

oh shit trump up

Trump was up after the REpublicna convention

>he still evaluates chess dimensions
>doesn't realizes we switched to counter-chronological mahjong months ago

do people actually enjoy shitty edits and obnoxiously loud techno music?

>mfw Hillary btfo of Trump and all his retarded supporters will be like "Iiit's alrigth! Hhhe'll get her at next debate, we swear!"

Do you ever stop to think why these juvenile tactics aren't working and Trump keeps climbing the polls?

Here is the link to Israel Enemy of USA. youtu.be/5CpS7Q-6dnQ?t=66m15s

At least, I'm calling out the Jews for their crimes against the USA.

typically its shameful to talk about penises in any public forum but presumably (((Trump))) will go full degenerate for the national audience

will Trump point out the obvious? That the friend of browns and Muslims, Shillary the first, has fervently supported every single Middle East invasion including Iraq and is responsible for a gorillion dead kebab?

If a Trump supporter masturbates to anime alone in his room and no-one cares enough to be around, does his pitiful life hold any meaning?

I don't think any debate ever in the history of Democratic society has been "intellectual discourse" user, and if you think they're intended to be, you might be the kind of mong who takes slogans at face value

My college is hosting a viewing party of it.

Can't wait to wear my MAGA hat to it.

>tfw no internet then

It would be extremely painful

How is this even legal? You americans spend a whole fucking year hyping up this elections then you have literally 1 month since the first debate up until the actual election. What the fuck? How many debates are there, is it even one debate a week at least? What a weak format.

There are 3 debates

And it's fucking stupid, I know

i very much doubt sick hillary will make it to the stage

it may work in our favor this time

it will give Trump the opportunity to fully discredit and humiliate the robot shill and leave the left with almost no time to spin it positively

It's gonna be epic, albeit a massive nail biter. All memes aside I know Hillary is an old, low energy bitch but she knows her policies, that's what you get for being career establishment your whole life. That's her advantage, the practical smarts. Outside of that, she is very unlikeable, has no charisma or energy, and her policies are both weak and generic, nothing new or exciting except maybe free college or some other meme.

Then there is Trump. His issue is (don't bitch about concern trolling or whatever) his grasp of the policies is surface level, we all know he won the polls because we flooded them and because he is a madman so people love him, but now he has to be more articulate. His advantage though, is that he is seemingly both more appealing and attractive, and his policies are new and energetic and aggressive, which means voter enthusiasm.

I'm predicting a lot of fighting, with Hillary saying "Trump makes no sense, his ideas are stupid, he is racist, I'm experienced" and Trump saying "Hillary is weak, I am for America not globalism, build the wall, she is corrupt as hell, Bernie said she has bad judgement". That's my prediction. The media will suck Hillaries lady dick and all the independent journalists/viewers will be cumming over Trumps inevitable zingers and one liners that rek Hillary.

Hopefully he brings up youtube.com/watch?v=omnskeu-puE

It's completely moronic to say Trump's "rhetoric" causes ISIS more than bombing and starving people. Liberals have completely gone up their own ass when it comes to word games and "narratives"

youtube.com/watch?v=EeunhvjnieI

I can't quite put my finger on what has caused this nonsense. Maybe it's just living in a bubble.

I want Trump to meme her with low energy jokes so bad.

I have insider information that Trump will go to the first debate wearing a Frog pin and that he will offer one to Hillary at the start of the debate.

Ok, first of all its a cartoon frog! A cartoon frog, I mean listen, (puts lips closer to mic) what are we even talking about here?

You know she doesn't even cough noticeably it's just that all you low-IQ redneck alt-right retards watch hours worth of her rallies just to find one clip where she does.

This. I watched her hour long DNC acceptance speech and she didn't cough or have a seizure.

She did this entire speech standing up as well.

tfw internet killed by burkas so maybe slow internet till MONDAY
>89783373
>89783877
(You)
now go buy your wifes son a lick of crack

i start my new job monday.
im gonna fucking miss it probably

yes of course you fucking leaf

IM READY FOR THE POST DEBATE POLL VOTING

no shame in watching reruns
jk
much shame

Don't worry, you won't have a job after 26th.

Everything Hillary says will be met with massive applause because the audience & moderators are biased. Trump will probably win in the online polls that ask who did best. Assuming Hillary doesn't have a shart induced seizure, I doubt she will she's pretty good at hiding from the public to rejuvenate so she doesn't fall apart in the rare instances she's seen.

Calm down pajeet

>Not everything he says is the result of 24-dimensional intergalactic chess playing, sometimes he just says something stupid.
thats where youre wrong. you still dont understand how his mind works. the primaries, he said stupid and controversial things to stay in the news cycle because thats what he needed to win. now, hes much more serious and less reckless because thats what he needs to win. whats the last stupid thing you heard him say? its been a while.

whys that

>89784782
you wont either ctr cuck

"Trump will go 26th"
I'm scared.

>I heard it's been split into six fifteen minute blocks
its just to separate the topics of discussion. there will be no break

Deutsche Bank will go bankrupt :^)

This will cascade across Europe, and quite possibly the world.

Trump sounded very concerned about the debates on Savage Nation this week.

He says there is immense pressure on Lester Holt to be extra tough in Trump.

Paul Combetta

He got caught asking reddit how to destroy evidence of her crimes. Pretty much wrote his own confession with the stupid shit he posted.

He's being summoned before congress again on Friday.

I think this was the best moment

gonna have to rewatch them all sometime

aaah, good days, good times, the keks

radical

I am reviewing her primary debate performance now.

She is able to bully a 74 year old socialist, but just barely.

She is visibly weaker now, after months of campaigning, than in this video.

She has also been forced by Bernie's shit to go so far left that she will disgust many middle of the road voters when challenged in a highly visible debate.

Hillary Clinton stands no chance against Trump.

youtube.com/watch?v=KunPfHnefiw

I read that as prolapses

Pajeet Pajeet,
who will clean your streets?
Poo Poo Pee Pee
A little low energy are we?
Looless Looless
Pajeets have no clues
No loo to poo No loo to poo
So what say have you?
Dumps in the streets Poos on your feets
Trump will seal your defeat.

For who?

4

she was so hot back then. now shes a walking corpse. and she chopped her tits off. that's reason enough to lone wolf the next installment of batcuck.

well she did have tit cancer bro

...

I thought someone in her family actually had it so she preemptively had a double mastectomy since there was a chance she might get it ?

How many government loos did your family members destroy out of fear in your mudhut village? Was it due to toilet witches? Or due to the fact that you love the feeling of trotting through a mile of human feces just to add one more runny curry shit into the pile?

CUM IN MUM

nah she had it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christina_Applegate#Breast_cancer

>On August 3, 2008, People magazine reported that Applegate had been diagnosed with breast cancer. This was confirmed by her representative who said in a statement, "Christina Applegate was diagnosed with an early stage of breast cancer. Benefiting from early detection through a doctor-ordered MRI, the cancer is not life-threatening. Christina is following the recommended treatment of her doctors and will have a full recovery. No further statement will be issued at this time."[26] On August 19, 2008, it was announced that Applegate was cancer free after a double mastectomy, even though cancer was found in only one breast.[27] She has an inherited genetic trait, a BRCA1[28] mutation, which can trigger breast cancer. Her mother, Nancy Priddy, is a breast cancer survivor. Applegate said when she first was diagnosed, "I was just shaking and then also immediately, I had to go into 'take-care-of-business-mode' which included a change to a more healthy diet."[29]

strange cause in that pic i posted her left tit looks bigger

I wasn't sure didn't Google it i know there was one female celeb did do this though a preemptive double mastectomy. Usually women do have one tit bigger than the other though.

Kek
You think the congressmen (forgot his name) got tipped off with Cred Forums spamming his email ?

Cred Forums BETTER GO TO THE DEBATE AND EXPOSE HILLARY FOR WHO SHE REALLY IS!!

When I think about the upcoming debattes I fear a little that Hillary will aggrevate the Trump with some fucked up statement. And he will fall for that.

But then I remember the Republic debattes. Trump will be fine.

>Your next president Hillary Clinton

>this face

and she's supposed to be one year younger than trump and more fit to be POTUS ?

Kek and Pepe must put an end to her