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ABBOs confirmed as original Kings!

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theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/sep/21/indigenous-australians-most-ancient-civilisation-on-earth-dna-study-confirms

What have you got to say for yourself, cavemen?

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>civilization

>Most ancient civisation on earth.
>Barely discovered fire.

KEK.

they do look like the most ancient people though

what are some stereotypical abo names?

>civilization

>aborigines are the original people
>we need to respect their culture

>wassup bros
>my name's dave smith and my great-great-great-great-great-grandad was from the woongadoongawolloo tribe
>our culture is best abbo culture because we paint our bendy sticks with spots instead of stripes
>you got any glue on ya cobber?

>Civilization

>most ancient civilization
>still living in mud-huts and tribes
>invented nothing (except for making said mud-huts)

>throwing sticks and punching kangaroos is supposedly a civilization

kek

But race is a social construct!

That's giving them a lot of credit. They discovered fire then forgot how to make it.

Oh shit.
BLACKS BTFO

>oh look it's another abbo kingz invented gasoline, then decided to drink it thread

you are incorrect

>literally lost the ability to create fire
fixed 4 u

>existence
>civilization

its not the same

>No writing
>No cities
>No metallurgy

Ergo not """civilization"""

lol that doesn't make them kings. You've obviously never met an abo.

> civilization

Actually, it might be funny to included abos in the next Civ. Their special unit would of course be boomerang but what would their civilization-specific wonders and tech be?

I honestly can't think of anything.

The very first civilization made by baboons, and it stayed exactly as it was 50,000 years ago.

Holy fucking shit. They've been here the longest and advanced the least.

>implying you wouldn't

>tech
intricate forms of sticknology
>wonder
you simply find a rock and declare it a wonder

ah well at least it isn't Afro American black historical revisionists. the boong for all its peculiarities tends to stay in its own neck of the woods on the world stage. so i am happy that because of their geographic position they cannot make outrageous claims like those said by the nation of Islam and its supporters.

I don't believe in bestiality.

>Our ancestors were sitting being kind of scared of the world while they set out on this exceptional journey across Asia and across the sea
>Establishing a place for agriculture and use of forges while abbos keep eating and walking their days away
>Calls this "being scared"
Typical scientist cucks.

Reminder that abbos are the only "civilization" that didn't realize that sex made babies

source?

reminder that these "civilized" people rape, murder, and eat their own babies like fucking goldfish

>not a single drop of whitey blood

>abbos
>civilisation

kek

>more primitive = better

sure

youtube.com/watch?v=G8czHlPYXew

Who in their right mind would fuck an abo?

Learn to history you fucking idiot.

DREAMTIME
DREAMLINES

The absence of giant monuments and metallurgy etc. Just means they managed to avoid being pathetic fallen Faustian faggots like everyone on this board.

Drunk Irish and Convicts.

i like how in the end it says "subscribe for more laughs"

ooga

and booga

That's why they are even uglier than blacks.

This.

hahahhhehhhehhahhahaha

Chazzwazzers

Most ancient civilization. As in homo erectus?

James

>burn down half of Australia
>civilization

>civilization

They're practically still cavemen right now.

I think the article is probably right and op is stretching to make some other narrative out of it.

> Prof Eske Willerslev, an evolutionary geneticist who led the work at the University of Copenhagen, said: “This story has been missing for a long time in science. Now we know their relatives are the guys who were the first real human explorers. Our ancestors were sitting being kind of scared of the world while they set out on this exceptional journey across Asia and across the sea.”

We need to take back academia yesterday.

>Kings
It's kangz you oppressive white male

>DNA study confirms

So they're the least evolved.

check these digiteridoos

>Civilization

If coons had died off before straya was discovered everyone would believe they were the missing link

By that logic niggers are the most cowardly race

WE

It's painted on a rock down past the wallabingaterrabingleng pub

Not true. Not only did they have fire, but they used it for what was basically primitive land management.

While proto-Aborigines were making the first boats (thirty-five millennia before anyone else), Europeans were still hunting mammoths.

That's mostly a meme.

Most aboriginals were primitive, however there was a proto-civilization building huge stone aquaculture projects over 400 km^2 with the purpose of capturing and smoking eels. They even lived in permanent villages.

Papua New Guinea is one of the places where agriculture arose independently and it's the location of the domestication of a couple of plants like yams and sugarcane, though they were also domesticated in other countries too.

There is evidence of aboriginal agriculture in some areas of Australia as well as sedentarization.

It's a big continent, some were primitive (e.g. aboriginal Tasmanians) and some were not.

Khoisan genetic predate Australian aboriginals.
If they every bothered looking up the numbers they would of realized this.

50 000 years? Try 100 000

Abbo's have their own TV channel.
What started as a channel for abbos quickly turned into a general channel for black stuff. The majority of the channel is shitty american nigger content that no one will ever watch. They even put the fucking Boondocks and Chappelle's show on.

Think about that for a minute, not only do abbos have so little content they can't fill ONE single TV channel, they then import international content about niggers, and still need popular mainstream nigger entertainment to actually get anybody to watch the channel.

Also the channel is called NITV which I always read as NIggerTV and makes me kek.

The big rock in the desert

Bullshit.

The South African niggers are the oldest race.

Adam's Calendar is 280,000 years old.

The Aboriginies don't even trace their own ancient ritual back beyond 600 years. 600 years is impressive for nomads, don't misunderstand, but they are definitely not the original H sapiens. They even have the same lack of amylase production shared by the Red Indians, indicating a common ancestor down the chain.

Very poor claim indeed. And not a little racist towards the South Africans, too.

I honestly threw up a little looking at the thumbnails as I'm chewing my breakfast

>tfw you get your morning news on pol

Hey look someone who actually knows history and doesn't just post shitty memes.

>civilization

Actually made me think no memes

no offence but they look like apes.

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I know dreamtime but Civ isn't about magic now is it. Although in Civ 5 these could be foundation to some nifty religious stuff. That would probably require the building of a temple, though, and sadly this is out of the abos' grasp.

>pic related
The benefits of being a pro sportsman, eh?

By 29,000BC Europeans (not that Palaeolithic Euros were the same as us modern white folk) were making ceramics for the purpose of art...

I'm not even particularly keen on ideas of absolute racial 'superiority' and 'inferiority', but how can anyone deny that aborigines really are a thing apart...

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They are clever fuckers though, the ones that dont have alcoholism

These guys are not savages.They are a DNA flaw of humanity.

That's because aboriginals are legit unevolved. They are walking fossils. They are literally a different species from us Caucasian humans. I don't know why (((scientists))) can't push this truth out.

Turok

They look like E.T.

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Unfortunately all that's left seem to be the subhuman descendants.

Friendly reminer that Aurignacian culture was far, far more advanced than the Abbo at any point, Cro Mags are the fathers of European civilization and their descendants harnessed electricity.

>Civilization
Did they even advance past the stone age?

It's not October yet, user.

>ancient

a nice euphemism for the most unevolved.

Big deal? A civilization who can't invent the wheel or produce fire isn't worth anything.

>Civilization

Unna petrol, cunt. Abungawunga didgeridoo.

>Abo
>Civilization

When are we going to talk about the chimp and gorilla civilizations

Not true."out of Africa" theory has been busted many times.This was just a common trend in the '90 in the scientiffic community.
White people originated in Europe before pre indo europeanmigrations.->yamnaya culture

>no writing
>civilization
We all know they wanted to say "most ancient race", but then -that- would go against the races-aint-real narrative.

pic unrelated

worse, they couldn't invent the bow and arrow

even niggers in africa figured that shit out

I don't doubt that they were the product of 50,000 years of inbreeding.

nice gif

>most ancient
FUCKIN KEK THAT MEANS least evolved

>civilization
LIVING IN MUD HUTS WITHOUT WHEELS OR FIRE IS CIVILIZATION

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t. Alberto Barbosa

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That's a very nice gif too. Can I have it?

t. madeirense pobre nos anos 60

>most ancient
Absolutely possible
>civilisation
Certainly not

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Is that true?

>writing
>not an arbitrary attribute of civilization

Incas didn't have writing. You gonna deny they were civilized (and at a pretty advanced level)?

Shiki was a great anime and very sad.

Yeah this means something! Man I love the iPhone 1, it's still the best one after all these years, so weird.

t. Alberto Barbosa

>most ancient peoples

makes no sense, unless we wuz ayy lmaos

I love how most of these faggots who respond to this thread have never met an aboriginal or have a slight clue what they are about besides memes and "muh IQ"
btw, fuck niggers.

Thats probably because they're not human but a different species thats managed to survive

White people were a hybrid of Neanderthals and northern African nigs.

Neanderthals get a bad rep because there are no pure ones anymore but they were pretty based. Most Nordic people have a high amount of Neanderthal DNA in them, which lead to larger brains, stronger bodies and more self control.

No. But as you'll discover in the comments from the Guardian page, 'civilisation' merely means 'a shared culture between a group'. So checkmate, bigots.

>Neanderthals buried their dead
>Neanderthals created art
>Neanderthals could start and control fires
>Neanderthals decorated themselves with red ochre and feathers
>Neanderthals created dwellings out of animal bones

>NEANDERTHALS AREN'T EVEN HUMAN

canada has this shit too for our own little abos. one time i turned it on and a fat bitch was complaining about muh cultural appropriation

I want to get the pornography version to post to be meta

It makes me feel like i am going to ask for reparations for our race being driven into slavery.

I think it's no secret that Australian abbos are not modern humans. Obv they are a close relative. I would bet if people weren't so PC they would be classified as a subspecies

t. flabbawabba babbajabba noonga

sorry Slovenia really feel for ya truly,

Me on the right

Quipu is sort of writing famalam.

A decent argument I've heard from anthropologist studies and such is Neanderthals could still thrive in today's world. They wouldn't really be less intelligent than your modern white human.

There are even some strong theories that they might have even been smarter than us.

phys.org/news/2012-03-evidence-neanderthals-boats-modern-humans.html

pbs.org/wgbh/nova/evolution/defy-stereotypes.html


Supposing this is actually correct, it would mean that mixing with humans, which came from Africa, actually made dumber hybrids.

Faggot I have seen these rats on the side of the streets in NT, what I am saying is why all these countries like Finland and Portugal commenting on them.

"Civilisation"

Reaching. All this proves is that the abos are less evolved lifeforms.

>inb4 the Abos want to enslave the Niggers.

Khoisan, Bushmen and San people is all the same right?

>We all know they wanted to say "most ancient race", but then -that- would go against the races-aint-real narrative

I had not even considered all of the internal raging that must have went on during this.

I was reading this blog from an engineer, he was talking about Cro-Magnon, and other groups and out of Africa.

And he was talking about this one genetic test some university was doing, which they found one African American man with a y-haplogroup so ancient it literally predated haplogroups A & B. It was just in him, they've found so far in the states, but some island in the Caribbean has it at a low rate of like < 2%. If that's all true, than there are dudes walking around right now, with a (for whatever reason) archaic lineage.

I'll try to find a link to the study, idk if I can find it. But if that's true, the abos couldn't possibly be the oldest race, or what the fuck ever. Idk what they even mean by civilization. PC has ruined everything.

they don't need to meet one to know what they're like

This many people are unaware how sophisticated the Neanderthal really was it is my option based off observation that they are the spark of humanity we needed in out DNA to become civilized

holy shit they look like black asians

>Cred Forums doesn't consider this civilised
youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

Writing and recording history is crucial to a civilization.
Why do you think we know so much more about cultures that did keep records?

>abbos
>civilization

That's Native American, not Abo

abbos are pretty chill, good for them

>civilisation
>hadn't invented the wheel by colonial times

>they are the spark of humanity we needed in out DNA to become civilized
This tbqh. If you don't have neanderthal in you there's 0 chance you can be civilized. See: all of subsaharan africa.

Weird looking motherfucker.

Technically Brazil is subsaharan.

desu europeans didn't have writing until later on, and even then the symbols are pheonician and not european in nature.

the main mode of transmutation until then was oral poetry.

Not "out of Africa" m8: Adam's Calendar.

It's the oldest megalithic stone circle on the planet. It's at least 280,000 years old, and so old it was built before the Earth shifted 3degrees on its axis.

South Africa is the oldest known pocket of H Sapiens thus far discovered. That says nothing about where other pockets may have developed, but they did so later.

Irrespective of which, the Abbos are defineitly not even in the top ten of Most Ancient. They merely developed a successful nomadic lifestyle that lasted for so long because (a) they murdered their own troublesome young men during the ritual of the Cosmic Kangaroo (b) they had no other competition of note in mainland Auz.

t. ching jong jackie chen

Are you trying to reinforce my point?
I said Africa, anyway.

Do beavers have a civilization?

Im being serious (and not just Canadian). They build dams. They build homes. The ability to create permanent buildings is a hallmark of civilization.

What have the abos built?

thank god they aren't like niggers that chimpout and riot, they just gather in small tribes and do mundane shit like spit in the flag.

>Most Nordic people have a high amount of Neanderthal DNA in them, which lead to larger brains, stronger bodies and more self control.

White people are mostly neanderthal tbqhwy.

Ur mum transmuted me some oral poetry last night m8

They are the Arizona Cardinals of race.

Longest existing franchise. Zero fucking super bowls

wanted to write that

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I'm not sure if the CroMagnon immediately mixed with the Neanderthal, but something happened.

The Aurignacian culture was the first real explosion of human potential. They domesticated animals, made calendars, made music, advanced art, elaborate funerals, it was a real paradigm shift of childlike innovators.

Are abbos the Orks of our world? She makes me think of a female ork

>civilization

Adam's Calendar is a hoax.

No wiki page, just tons of references on sites dedicated to Atlantis, Biblical prophecies and UFOs.

They're actually one of the most covered up groups in the planet.

Everyone knows about Abos.

Nobody knows about how the niggers treat the poor Bushmen, and how they are the natives of - South Africa.

That's right. Niggers are not local to South Africa. They arrived AFTER the whites did.

They came down in droves after the wars and demanded gibs. They were not given gibs. History revisionists state that it was because of a post-war labour shortage.

Which is true.

Except there's a million currymunchers in there and THEY were the labourers. Not the kaffirs.

They tried to set up shop in shanty towns, and were eventually given their own system by the British (who formed a minority of the whites) - Apartheid. Literally the Afrikaans word for "Separate" - because the coons were not welcomed, nor needed.

Mandela comes along, IS AFRICA WE LOCAL HERE but they ain't. The fucking chinky looking Bushmen are the locals. A totally separate race.

that would imply they have any describable advantages over the average human

so no, they're more like powerless goblins

>abos
>civilization

Need some sauce on the ancient blaisan's haplogroups.

Where do them dudes and thar women folk come from?

abos never even invented mud huts try again lol

Imagine if we hadn't stuck Gandhi in one of the black villages he detested so much. We might still own India.

Cool. I'm sure my full blood aboriginal friend will be interested to know his people were the first explorers to cross the ocean.

>Cred Forums btfo

thank you for Correcting the Record.

a quarter caste abo! everyfull blood abo is ugly only white genes make them look hot.

Half abbos look hotter then most whites though they have that skanky look

The Bantu are the worst thing to happen to this planet.

They had... tents... made of branches and leaves. Though they also often just slept outdoors in the dirt. Literally outclassed by beavers.

aboriginalculture.com.au/housing.shtml

Are you touched, boy?

The oldest civilization on earth needed Britain's criminals to actually evolve them past mud huts? If I was an Abbo, I wouldn't wear that "World's 1st Civilization!" badge.

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This is just redefining what a civilisation is.

When Europeans first arrived in Australia they justified their violence toward the natives because, based on their definition of 'civilisation', the indigenous population lacked it entirely.

Now, out of pure white guilt, even though we still consider the earliest European culture to be the beginning of recorded history we're willing to say 'Blacks were civilised cause like sharps sticks and stuff.'

The Bushmen?

Southern Cape of Africa.

Basically where the nigs haven't taken over - mainly rural North-Western South Africa - near the Kalihari.

Contrary to popular nig beliefs, Africa has THREE INDIGENOUS RACES.

Nigs are in the middle. The junglebunnies.

In the North, whites are the natives.

In the South, the Bushmen are.

Yup. Well no, we could have contained them.

But then the Communists, seeing an opportunity to wipe out the whites from the Southern Cape and install friendly governments, shipped millions of niggers in from Central Africa to try to take the two down - Rhodesia, a British colony, and the far more conservative nuclear state, South Africa.

Kikes are responsible.

Fuck, beat me to it

"WE WUZZZZ.........................................................................................................."

>'Blacks were civilised cause like sharps sticks and stuff.'

Then monkeys are civilized, too. They make and use tools.

Africans btfo

fucken qlders

>this vid
>every time

Except that we don't know who made those sharp rocks. Could have been the ancestors of whites or Neanderthals.

It makes no sense to ascribe sharpened rock tools from the Oldowan period to a particular race anyway. They were made by hominidis.

Never even heard of them user.

>Contrary to popular nig beliefs, Africa has THREE INDIGENOUS RACES.

I had no idea (srs). I knew that there were a few different sub-Saharan haplogroups (A and B and by far the most common among them) but in east Africa you have some E and I (I actually started in Europe and went back, we think, but its mostly in Ethiopia so its understandable how it got there). Places like Somalia and Kenya are haplogroup E. Obama is haplogroup E, so are most Jewish men and Hitler was as well, so its widely dispersed and not sub Saharan in origin. E is most of North Africa too, and I would describe it as a Caucasian lineage, though there are a lot of black dudes and "middle nigs" that have it. It got that way a long, long time ago though. A & B are what came to America in the slave trade.

Thanks user.

An abacus made of alpaca wool is not the same as writing.

im dying, im fucking dying, you fucking killed me.. god damn you.

through dna you can only look at what they evolved to deal with you cant just rip someones dna out and read it like a fucking post it note ayy lmao

>INB4 do you have a degree in genetics pleb?

Jesus christ fäm, how are aboriginals even considered people? I mean this unironically. They can't the same fucking species as everyone else. Not even niggers.

>goollawoolla
>goollawoollaaaa
>goollawoolla
>phlegmy cough

Ever notice it's always a shit news source saying these things?

The most ancient would be the Indus or the Olmec.

Most injuns never developed anything impressive but most people count them as civilizations too.

The current way of looking at continents is flawed as fuck.

I can whip up a better looking set of maps with actual decency if you need me to, looking at natural barriers and cultures.

I'll report back soon.

They had trading centers and cities, though (some of them). They weren't all just roving war bands looking for muh scalps.

Indigenous Australians have no civilization. Running around naked with Homo Erectus levels of stone-age technology does not constitute a fucking civilization.

>Oldest people on earth
When they say this they mean, they are all the dumb shits left behind after a million years of the more intelligent members of their society migrating to better land.

keked hard

>civilisation

Really?

It literally looks like two monkeys dressed up in clothing

haha our "accepting and open" future.

HUURAWWA HURAWWA
*click click click*

Don't you need to at least get to "built 1(one) city" because being a civilization?
Otherwise you're just a nomadic tribe or something

I-if you want to, user.

Would definitely be cool to see.

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Note how Arabs also come from a shitty little tip of the Arabian peninsula - and are not European, nor white - closer to niggers than anyone else.

Mohammad was an actual coon.

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>lack amylase
>indicating common ancestor
What is homoplasy. Do you even phylogenetics bro?

Yes they had those in Africa too.

>was white
Fuck you Mohammad

this

>Literally outclassed by beavers.
C'est méchant.

Fucking Switzerland

Almost all of them have english first names then almost unprenounacable last names like Edward Putintutamirri. No joke

These are the natural obstacles which separated the groups.

The Andes in South America, the whatever the fuck is in the West of your country. Mountains n shit.

Obviously there's the ocean, and the Sahara/Kalihari prevented blacks from touching either end of Africa.

I didn't really go into it, but in South Africa, there's a huge plateau, then a fucking huge cliff which drops off then another flat plain which leads to the ocean.

Like a gigantic step. Niggers didn't invent stairs, so they didn't have a way down.

The only route there was either through the Kalihari desert, through dense jungle (contrary to belief, niggers do not work well in jungle) or via the ocean.

There was a pathway into Africa around the Nile, which is why Egypt was built on it - and guess who immediately showed up for gibs.

The large plains going through North Africa to India were where most empires ended up getting stuck. It wasn't until Ghengis Khan blew everything up that the two areas really knew about eachother - the chinks are boxed in by the Gobi Desert, the Siberian Steppe and the Himilayas.

There's one route through - the Silk Road - so they knew shit existed but didn't really have the ability to check. Everyone who they sent out ended up robbed or something and it simply wasn't worth the investment - that money/manpower could go towards other shit like chinking it up with rice n whatever the fuck gooks do.

Those are the Alps. The North-West is Germanic, the South is Romantic, the East is Slavic. It's the dividing point of Europe. I made it a triangle but yeah Switzerland is also there I suppose
Look on a map as to where Mecca actually is. It's closer to fucking Somalia than it is to any white nation. They're a nigger cult.

Moreover the language groups which occupy a lot of the indigenous people of the "Was white" category form the "Indo-European" groups.

I'm using a touchpad so I couldn't add Kikeistan and show everyone where "Jews" came from.

Being relatively primitive doesn't make it not a civilization, Finnbro.
Maybe it's just because I live in Wisconsin and have to be able to pronounce the names of towns and cities here, but I had absolutely no problem pronouncing that in my head.

I'm not arguing that they wouldn't be civilizations.

They are basically a non-country and I thought you were giving them a deserved non-white status for the recent shilling on every fucking thread about American politics lately. Now I'm a little disappointed user.

Map is 8/10 at best now. But its objective, no one is going to argue about that. Unless they are kinda faggish or something.

It's between the Black Sea and Caspian Sea, if anyone's wondering - a tribe of Crypto Kikes who converted to Judaism and spread out mainly among Eastern Europe, seeking refuge from whatever the fuck was going on in the Caucuses a thousand years back.

They set up Usury n shit all over Europe, got removed a few times, mostly moved away now but still around.

Hardly a "secret" society when they're fucking walking around like parrots with conkers the size of fucking bricks.

They moved around through to what used to be Poland but what is now more like Belarus, never really went too far North, because kikes don't do well in the cold, never really went too far South, because they would be killed for being kikes.

So they followed a path going between the Caucus mountains and the coast of the Baltic Sea - avoiding the Baltic states.

Basically, North of the Balkans, East of the Alps, South of the Baltic and West of the Caucuses is where these particular kikes ended up.

Until they ended up being rounded up. Then they all ran away to the USA.

Notice how they follow the same migratory patterns.

Never too far North, never too far South - follow the flat land from the coast to the mountains, avoid tough terrain and try to blend in with the locals.

I'll be honest, Jewish migratory patterns are something to watch. I'd love to see David Attenborough talk about it.

Groups follow common knowledge throughout their development.

Like, intergenerational patterns, like how gazelles n shit follow the oasises.

Arabs follow the desert, and the desert follows them as a result - they're like circumsized locusts. The reason there are so many ruins in Carthage is because they fed all the crops to goats and let it all stand for thousands of years, untouched.

Kikes are afraid of the woods - whites are afraid of the jungle - niggers are afraid of everything - Bushmen idk about - Abos are like locusts too.

I'm curious to know whats the studies definition of a civilization. Humans thought monkeys to make fire, are they a civilization now ? youtube.com/watch?v=GQcN7lHSD5Y

Yep, they're the only living civilization the LOST technology.

Fire.
Archery.
Watercraft.

What about the civilization from over 13,000 years ago? Did you know humans were once more advanced than we are now? The great catastrophe happened between 13,000 and 14,000 years ago, destroying our great cities and setting us back by up to 15,000 years.

The oceans and seas were once 400 feet below current levels.

Didn't they invent the boomerang? Cause that's some good shit.

>The reason there are so many ruins in Carthage is because they fed all the crops to goats and let it all stand for thousands of years, untouched.

That reply really did make me think user. Our ancestors at least fucking tried to do something when things went to shit and desolation set in.

Carthage was colonized by tee Phoecians, and when Rome destroyed it, they laid it to waste. And those people really did fucking nothing after that.

>lived in Australia for 50,000 years
>did nothing but burn down forests and eat each other
>a bunch of white criminals and immigrants come
>a century later it's a wealthy, first world nation

top kek

Beat me to it.

Kill yourself

Jesus Christ they should have been genocided on the spot.

tha sticks n the rocks baybee

It's true though.
Human civ is far far older than people realize. Mainstream archaeology has it wrong. They won't admit it of course, because if they admitted it, then all three judaic religions become moot frauds, everything we teach about law and civilization goes out the window, and about 99.99% of archaeologists end up with egg on their face. It would be hugely embarrassing.

So they have elected to not say anything and will bully anyone who does into pariah status.

Oh, and btw, it would also destroy the "climate change" narrative. It's bigger than any other conspiracy in the history of man.

t. Ethnic Petrol Sniffer

How can anyone think these are the same species as us?

Huh. Who would have known that the pinnacle of human evolution would be living in the dirt and huffing gasoline.

So what they're saying is, they're the first off the starting block, and still haven't finished a single lap on the human race?

Same reason Pugs are the same species as Greyhounds. DNA.

Yup. North Africa used to be tropical. Then shit happened and glaciers melted whatever, the Med became a permanent ocean rather than a flooding canyon, bunch of other shit - basically, there were huge geographical changes in the world, vast amounts of land opened up in Europe and North America, and closed up elsewhere, taking a lot of civilisations with it.

Hence why there are totally abandoned ruins which haven't been touched for tens of thousands of years buried in odd places.

Nice, now tell my why the only human species thats dieing the fastest arent going to be preserved? Yes i mean whites. Check mate shlomo.

peaked early

I thought the ancient Abbos were ones who destroyed most of Australia by burning it down

I think you have to at least have human level intelligence to be considered civilized (at least 90 IQ).

Abos are actually more primitive, when discovered by europeans, than when they arrived on Australia 70,000 years ago.

>They won't admit it of course, because if they admitted it, then all three judaic religions become moot frauds

you naive little fedora tipper. its "scientists" suppressing the age of the earth because the tower of babel cannot possibly be right

I'm not an atheist though.
But according to the jews, and their offshoot religions, our species and civilization are about 6000 years old or so, less than half of the time since our last supercatastrophe. The next one will probably be Yellowstone.

the 6000 year timeline is because some monk counted generations of man back through the bible.

not accounting for of course the fact that some people in the bible lived for hundreds or thousands of years.

>fact that some people in the bible lived for hundreds or thousands of years
>fact

I'm not doing this. Not tonight. I had enough childish shit today.

Gordon

I'm pretty sure they were both trying not to laugh at the stupid White cucks that were surely paying them for this "performance".

Also, always get reminded of "Brianna Wu" when I see the pianist.

Basically. They are all part of the capoid race.

We waz kangz

>civilization
Well... technically. Considering the fact that they have permanent homes. Ants more so, since they have specialization of labor.

>implying you can compete with ants

no, just lazy

They never invented one that flew back. Literally. Just. A. Stick.

What civilisations are theset then

Flabba jabba dabba wabba noonga

>ancient civilization
>Abos can't into evolution

All the same species though