Hillary has cancelled all public appearances

We did it, guys. We fuckin' slayed the wicked witch.

He's a big guy

4(you)

Why is kaine doing the nazi salute?

>brain tumor discovered during a colonoscopy

I cant breath

American education live everybody.

>tfw you're too retarded to realize the listed people are extra speakers besides Hilldawg
>tfw you go ahead and make a thread about it and proclaim bizarre victory

You're dumb as fuck

>Brain tumor discovered during a colonoscopy

Guffaw haw haw.

I bet that's because her head is so far up her ass, amirite?

Why does all american humor have to explain the joke? I see this all the time on your shit tv shows, most jokes could be ended earlier but they insist on explaining the joke. Are americans really that dumb that they need constant hand holding like this?

Yes

T. Mart Sharting Merican

She's already winning in the polls. She can just stay away from more embarrassing moments and win the race.

It must suck to have to plan all the assassinations of Haitians when they are traveling. Its like after you kill off a few the others will just go live in the jungle until its time to cut commercials for Trump.

Its not like you can have 200 researchers and planners either since there was some idealist traitors that were already dealt with.

She has brain damage. Her drifting left eye just before she canceled everything:

>youtube.com/watch?v=eiR1QR0E-JA

FORCE THE MSM TO COVER THIS

>tfw superior British comedy shits on the awful tripe that America makes, and he isn't wrong
I hate American comedy, why are Englishmen funnier?

All those polls and media are 'cooked', deception, lies.
That's why she is on the attack, and stressed out, sickly worried.
Even her voter fraud plans are being searched out, and she has to pace her killing of her enemies and those who are Goin to expose her awfulness.

>LOOK NOTHING IS HAPPENING

What's stopping Hillary from declining the debates?

To be honest if she did that I think her chances of winning would increase.

We'd say "shit for brains" up North

the doctors have to prep her so she dosn't die on stage

Not at all. She'd look weak. If she didn't attend the debates she would lose in a landslide.

>Hillary Clinton Debate Checklist
>1.) Non-clear drinking glass
>2.) Mirrored fresnel lenses
>3.) Stool

It's very apparent she's got some kind of neurological problem. This is the kind of shit palsy-infected retards used to do when I was in school.

Lmao, this.

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What about the rally today?

It ain't ogre yet laddeh, we still gotta meme her deathbed into the ground.

>brain tumor discovered during a colonoscopy
Holy shit that must have been one yuge tumor.

Hillary Clinton is always listed when she's speaking. He's right.

Yes.
That is literally what is happening.
And he will be an excellent puppet for the powers that be.
Just as Obama has been.

When you want to tack onto a joke, but you're not clever enough to add new material, you can dismantle the joke and show everyone how totally smart you are (while at the same time ruining the joke and proving how uncreative you are). It's the easiest and cheapest way to get more humor out of a joke, with the least mileage and need for individuality.

Borg tier humor.

That guy is a fucking creep, no wonder she doesnt talk about him

Only with men.
Women are irrational beasts.

Does it get boring, CTR?

Kinda, the pay is getting lower and lower so expect a bunch of defectors in the next few weeks.

GUYS, she didn't clear her schedule over sickness.

It's because of the IT guy happenings.

The joke is her head is up her ass.

>earpiece connected to my room of debate experts

Not posting the superior version

Did none of you guys actually click the link to see nothing has been cancelled?

need more time to dethaw those new clones

She's not the speaker at any of the events you colossal faggot.

this post seems to have been stolen word for word, yes?

f169bbs.com/bbs/news/326633-hillary-has-cancelled-all-public-appearances

>A brain Tumor discovered by looking up her ass.

TOPKEK.

Because she gets weird as fuck from her Parkinson's treatment.

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How many of these dates are cancelled at this point?

She gave a speech earlier, all this pretending that she is sick is getting stupid

this.
literally how the fuck?

you guys are horrible, but your kinda funny, so I can't look away.

It must really suck to live in a country with over 300million people and still have to dismantle jokes to have a national humour value similar to France.

Meme magic is real
we did it niggas

Welcome newfag. You'll come to be just like us soon enough. Enjoy your stay.You'll never leave.

breaking the conditioning

It will probably be her clone standing in for her

how fucking dense can you be

>brain tumor discovered during a colonoscopy
She's got her head up her ass joke, nice and subtle.

It's a coping mechanism m8.

fuck er in the ass, hit a massive blunt
let the bitch know shes a lyin cunt

No this is the superior one

I hope she dies from that brain tumor

>brain tumor discovered during colonoscopy

My sides are in the Oort Cloud

plebs

What happened to Germans?

I really used to admire your people for being so intelligent and innovative.. and then there are retards like you.

Please tell me you're a Turk

She's live with a retard right now pandering to the retard voter block

I bow to your bantz

>no appearances for the next month

Holy shit.

They are literally going to carry her corpse across the finish line.

NAZI SALUTE FROM TIM KAINE