To anyone considering emigrating to the United States

Anglosphere as a go to the US, dont repel us !

what do you call that panty type? I want one for my fiancee

Work in your own country. Canada will soon collapse and become part of the US anyway.

just steal a job from some dumb cuckold american like I did.

They are mostly retarded and lazy.

I move there next week, everyone I will be working with are poo in loo and chink from what I cna see

Oh no i cant move to murica. So sad i am cry evertim

>190 million whites

was that meant for europeans as well or just muslims? if it was, you're delusional buddy...

>5. No American company will hire a NEET outcast like you
>6. You lack the education to compete with locals

is that why all your tech companies are run by poos?

Well I figure why wait and join the superior country ahead of time.

60%

t. non country

That's fine.

>8. Our cost of living is much higher than in your third world country
hahahahahaa no

prepare me a bed and a nice jewish girl

Brazil is a 4th world country.

I want to say that's sara underwood in the photo, but not 100 percent sure. Can I get a confirmation?

It' funny that a brewery near me have twice longer history than your country.

A twice longer history of being the most cucked European peoples.

1. Don't care
2. Don't need your permission
3. Your women are whales. Not in any way beautiful.
4. I'm white
5. STEM
6. >american education
7. I'll just buy one.
8. Your salaries are also higher
9. Bad for you
10. Don't need anymore education
11. Not a muslim
12. Not a muslim

not even the huemonkey recognizes the OP

it wasn't even that long ago

i see the memes got to your head

>1 day since last chimp out
>4 days since last islamist terrorist attack
>2 days since last shooting
>10 minutes since last white woman raped by niggers
>2 minutes since last spic illegally entered the us
>0 seconds since last shart in mart
>60%

trust me buddy, i don't want to go to the us

>I'm white
>check flag
Stopped reading there.

Appearance of a damp rag.

>le balts are slavs maymay xDDDDD

Germany is a greater country than you'll ever be America. Whilst on the subject of Breweries let's take German Wheat vs the American Pale; whilst one is a combination of balancing esters, temperatures and using a complex yeast strand the APA bungs all the citrus hops in the kettle because MORE IBU MEANS MORE POWER.

So yeah APA will blow your head off and taste BIG but the delicate and subtle wheat beer of the German's will win every time.

You can apply this difference in culture and subtlety to nearly everything American.

but i have already citizenship, niglet

>mfw my father is American, so i get insta access

I'm okay with skilled immigrants. This is fucking America, that's what we do.

I wonder how many Mexicans enter into you country while you writte that?

kek Americans think they are hard shit and they don't realize they are more cucked by illegal immigrants than Sweden of Somalis and rapefugee

>France is literally an African country.

If 85% white(and "white" in France don't include arabs and spics unlike niggermireca) make France an african country then what is america ? A black hole ?

We will have a border wall by 2020. We will have physically removed the majority of illegals and destroyed any way for them to survive in our country illegally and thus forced any leftovers to self-deport by 2025.

>has to rely on brit """""bant""""" for his """""""""""comeback"""""""""""

ok nice thread lard

>USA is 60% White
>slavs aren't White

Slavs are about 10% of the Population. This makes them only 50%

I am British.

The US is a former British colony.

U THREW TEA IN THE SEA.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I might someday move to the USA for employment reasons, but other than that I'd rather stay right here.
I prefer not to get shot or raped by niggers.

>a fucking anglo

ok, i see

consider suicide my morbidly obese brown friend

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Hahaha, last time I was in America I got a shag every other night.

I just need to start speaking bitch-tits.

Austin is a shitty city, when Texas secedes, we'll make sure we cut off the city's resources.

you couldn't pay me to move to the usa m8

You can't stop me from emigrating after trump wins.

I'm going to become a citizen, eat burgers and buy a gun.

Based. Did you go to college?

Can someone make a version of this pasta about Islamic State?

why haven't we brits just accepted that we're basically an american state with a bit of autonomy

we're pretty much under their umbrella entirely and everyone here consumes american culture and business.

>while an americunt complacently posts on Japanese anime boards about immigration, Mexicans are actively penetrating his country's and his sister's tight pussy RIGHT NOW

Not anymore, BBC breath.

were full, go away, lol.

>implying I want to move to trannyland.

unless your highly educated, then welcome aboard.

As far as I see, you're in need of a german IT couple (project and process manager) to get the rest of your department 'structured'.

>3. Our hot women DON'T want your NEET ass.

If you look at stats they don't even want employed americans

>~60%

>3. Our hot women DON'T want your NEET ass.

Stopped reading; everyone knows that American women crave the BIG BRITISH COCK.

why would you post this here you idiot, this place is like 95% white

it is

instagram.com/saraunderwood/

>German population
>either turk or slave rape baby

Guess that leaves you at 0% percent then Hans. Master race indeed.

na, I guess we still let people in, anyone got stats.

In 2014, 1.3 million foreign-born individuals moved to the United States, an 11 percent increase from 1.2 million in 2013. India was the leading country of origin for new immigrants, with 147,500 arriving in 2014, followed by China with 131,800, Mexico with 130,000, Canada with 41,200, and the Philippines with 40,500.

see were all pilling on. good for you guys, welcome to america.

>Like a lot of people, I grew up on TV.
>I watched way too much, and I would put on fake shows with the few spergy friends I hung out with in school.
>We would do our own episodes of Nickelodeon Cartoons, or FRIENDS or Frasier or Seinfeld.
>We would sometimes make up our own spergy shows.
>I became unusually obsessed.
>From the age of ten I knew I wanted to write and produce TV shows.
>Every day I wrote something. Every month I had a new idea for a TV or Film script.
>When I was eighteen I moved to LA to be a writer.
>I worked at a bar, cash-in-hand because at that point I was an illegal.
>One day Chuck Lorre comes in.
>Make sure I'm the one serving him every time he wants a drink.
>Try to get his attention, to no avail at first.
>But a combination of persistence and giving him more booze than he ordered eventually got his guard down.
>Got him to agree to an afternoon meeting the following week.
>Show up at CBS, get stopped by guards.
>Can't get in without a pass.
>Jump a fence.
>Find out where Chuck is by telling people I have a meeting with him.
>Rush at him, excited, with 300 and change pieces of A4 paper.
>Chuck clearly didn't want me to show up.
>Just say 'please, just look at this. I've poured my entire being into it. It's got everything: Character's including backgrounds, running gags and their potential, settings and, of course, a pilot script.'

Cont'd

>English accent is outweighed by your POO genetics.

I'm whiter than you mate, nice try.

Am I the only one that hates the way high-waisted, deeply angled bottoms like that look on women?

All real whites left the fatherland and came to the US. Only cuckblood remains in Britannia.

>Chuck obliges me and asks if I want to grab a coffee and explain it to him.
>Agree enthusiastically, we find craft services and sit down and chat.
>'So, what's this show about user?'.
>'Well, it's kind of based on my life if I were a scientist. See, I have all these nerdy friends and I think geek humour is really in vogue these days.'
>He looks unconvinced.
>'Like, there could be jokes about computer problems? You know in some of the 'assorted jokes' I wrote there are very relatable gags based on arguments over different operating systems'
>'Uuuuh huuuh' he says bluntly 'Look user, I'll read your stuff, but by the sounds of it it's kind of esoteric'
>He's so unenthusiastic I have to try keep convincing him 'Well, like, there's jokes about WoW and ninja looting? You know lots of people play WoW. Like, millions of people.'
>'Sure, but do they watch sitcoms?'
>I have to admit it might be a very small overlap.
>Leave him with my number, he doesn't give me his.
>Calls me up a week later 'Listen, user. Some of it I personally found funny, but that's me y'know? I just don't think this would really do well on TV. It's too geeky, all that humour is best left on the internet?'
>Agree with him, sadly.
>Admit defeat.
>Move back home to Australia.
>2 years later it's 2008
>Watching TV one night.
>'Big Bang Theory? Hmm, what's this'
>It's my pilot.
>A few things are changed
>The characters are my characters with different name.
>End up watching the whole first season.
>This is my fucking show.

And that's how America crushed my hopes and dreams.

My only regret was I wasn't personally successful. I have no qualms about what I introduced to the world.