Daily reminder that Cred Forums is a Christian board and no amount of r/atheism invasions will ever change that.
Enjoy arguing with Gaytheists, enjoy watching them squabble and show they have the theological knowledge of a 12 year old. Enjoy them failing again and again. Enjoy this because you are better than them Cred Forums, and you always will be.
Deus Vult.
William Bailey
Remember to pray to your Skydaddy today
Easton Edwards
>He doesn't beleive in Kek. Have you seen the Strawpolls, you're banished from this board.
Jackson Hernandez
Yeah remember that time the atheism fairy caused nothing to explode into everything for no reason and magically form sentient life?
That was awesome huh?
Benjamin Hughes
>Turn the other cheek >Do not resist evil
No thanks my ancestors didn't die for that
Carter Turner
No your ancestors died capsizing off the coast of Greece, Mohammed.
Grayson Wright
>"skydaddy"
Well, there goes your chance of making any actual arguements, instead, you decided to say something that proves you have no knowledge of theology, nor do you understand that theism is not synonymous with organized religion.
Luis Smith
I wish i could believe in god. I just can't.
I truly want to. But i'm just too skeptical. I have no faith. This is one of the things that depresses me the most.
If there is a god, why did he make me flawed and devoid of faith?
I do good, i read the bible, i follow the comandments, i go to church. I just can't bring myself into truly believing. I can't shake this idea that its a meme that went too far.
Isaiah Phillips
Hold on a sec >*snorts* So you're telling me >*chomps doritos* That Jesus Christ >*licks fingers* Was an aryan and shit? >*chugs mountain dew
Alexander Gray
Sorry brah, but your thread is bad and you should feel bad
William Richardson
Amen OP and God bless.
Asher Miller
More theological illiteracy God is the most based man of all time.
Angel Young
And yet you have no problem believing the atheism fairy magically exploded nothing into everything and that just happened to create sentient life?
Try harder faggot. Who said this shit was easy?
Jayden Williams
>Cred Forums isn't a hivemind! >unless its an opinion i agree with!
Cameron Robinson
Cred Forums now belongs to MOLOCH, pitiful Christworm.
You and the godless heathens will both assume the role of the cringing slave to MOLOCH - fit only to offer your children as sacrifices and your people as chattel to the one true religion.
Jaxson Cox
Turning the other cheek doesn't mean be a pussy. It means show your opponent that you are so unafraid that you will allow them to hit you again because you are not intimidated.
Nathaniel Reed
*Whack!* 'Haha, I'm not afraid of you! Look, I'll let you hit me again, just to show how fearless I am!' *Whack!* 'You don't scare me! Go on, hit me again! There are literally no repercussions if you do!' *Whack!*
Suddenly I see why Hillary is so popular amongst Americans.
Isaiah Richardson
...
Hudson Hughes
See
David Lewis
Good goy.
Jeremiah Cooper
Fuck off. The only god here is Kek.
Brandon Diaz
>When the historical accuracy is just too strong.
Michael Green
catholic here and i like benedict more than francis
Aiden Cox
How do I regain faith, Cred Forums? Not even memeing.
>Brought up in a protestant christian family >Church every sunday >Remember having a fight with my sister because I jokingly said I'm "not a christian" when I was a kid and I ended up freaked out and apologizing >Grow up >Read a bunch >Find it hard to believe in God anymore >Any attempts to even be open to the idea are met with constant harassment from atheists >Just want some kind of higher power to believe in when things are a bit shit
What do
Liam Bailey
Not an argument
Gavin Carter
Read Hugh Ross. He made me drop the fedora.
Justin Wood
Autists are overwhelmingly gaytheists.
Jace Bailey
>Then further back, higher than the candelabrum, and much higher than the altar, rose the Moloch, all of iron, and with gaping apertures in his human breast. His outspread wings were stretched upon the wall, his tapering hands reached down to the ground; three black stones bordered by yellow circles represented three eyeballs on his brow, and his bull's head was raised with a terrible effort as if in order to bellow.
Come - join us.
Jack Rogers
Are you in high school?
Justin Gomez
This is a KEKIST board. Blasphemy is punishable by death.
Josiah Sanchez
>M'LORD I POSTED IT AGAIN
Benjamin Martinez
see
KEK has lost.
Christian Roberts
Did i mention the big bang anywhere in there?
I don't know anything. I can't force myself to believe in god any better than i can force myself to believe in kek.
I just have no faith, i just can't find it within me. I've been trying for decades.
This is a source of great suffering for me, not a source of fedora tipping.
Charles Taylor
>show they have the theological knowledge of a 12 year old
Why would anyone give a fuck about knowing that theological shit?
I have more respect for people who don't know shit about theology. It means they haven't wasted any of their time on learning useless crap.
Parker Mitchell
>implying it isn't simply a test of faith
Blake Gomez
Fuck off Jew, Cred Forums is a Fascist agnostic or Pagan board.
Parker Brown
Praise Kek grant me dubs to banish these heretics from this board
Lucas Brooks
You can't be serious. Everybody knows the real pope is ratzinger, and he was (((replaced))).
The pope can't just quit. He wasn't going to kiss nigger feet, he wasn't going to sellout the church, so (((they))) replaced him.
Juan Jenkins
>Cred Forums is a Christian board
Wyatt Anderson
the current year. Man in the cloud. You are part of the problem
Levi Nguyen
>atheists proud of being ignorant
Colour me surprised...
Justin Walker
I had a thought last night: Does the Bible account for the lack of genetic diversity with just Adam and Eve? I know Abraham had a ton of kids, but that was way after Adam and Eve. Is there an actual explanation in Scripture about how the population blossomed?
Jaxon James
You are a step above lifelong practicing Christians who don't believe, they are many. Main thing is, you have to bring your doubts out into the open so others might offer something you never thought of that will help. The weakness of Protestantism is that its often "Sola Scriptura"- just people and their personal interpretations of the Good Book. Christendom is a vaster world than that.
Oliver Jackson
DUDE OMNIPOTENCY LMAO
Christopher Sullivan
That it's Christian is bullshit. That it's evolved past the regurgitation of obvious truths - presented as cutting insight and rationalism - involved in New Atheism, would be more apt.
Jonathan Thomas
Cred Forums is a Christian board.
If that upsets you feel free to fuck off back to Plebbit.
Aaron Sanders
nigger
Camden Morris
They idolise desert savages
Aiden Robinson
I've tried that. I just can't believe in it. My local priest tells me that if i do good, maybe jesus will guide me to the light.
I talked to the bishop once, he said that we all have our tribulations and that i had to find it within myself to trust the lord above my worldly perceptions.
I want to. Deep down, i just can't.
Juan Ramirez
I'm Northern Irish, which makes it even harder because here "protestant" and "catholic" is often just a subsitute for supporting Rangers or Celtic
Thank you for the suggestion.
If I read up and am still not convinced, I'm okay with that and that'll do me. But the idea of forcing someone else to adopt your own set of ideals is the mark of the highest order of faggot, and christian (or athiest) zeal should be reserved for those who ask for it.
Luke Flores
>Worship the Jew >Submit to the Jew >Honor the Jew >Respect the Jew >Give your life over to the Jew >Pray to the Jew >Think of nothing but the Jew bunch of meme-bots and memoids, zombies on the look out for fresh brains to consume.
Justin Gomez
>posting pagan Hitler who was planning to remove chrifags after the war while supporting christkikery
Samuel Kelly
The worst thing about all this transgender stuff is when you encounter someone who's transgender and you don't know what the fuck gender they're supposed to be.
Sometimes its so bad that you even wonder if it's all supposed to be a fucking joke, like Milton Berle used to do 50 years ago when he dressed up in drag and went out on the stage, and people would laugh at him because he wasn't even trying to look feminine. (Google image search for "milton berle drag".)
Ian Clark
The Bible makes a subtle reference to other people existing when Cain was punished. Cain, after being punished, was worried other people would slay him.
Asher White
>Simply claiming to be Christian automatically makes you one Read the bible more, lukewarm faggot
Michael Turner
Yeah, he didn't tolerate Himmler at all, oh wait he was 2nd in charge, not only that but he talked shit bout chrisfaggotry all the tie, read Hitlers table talk, Goebbels has written it about it too and he agree with HItler that christcuckery is shit.
Zachary Young
>I know that because my Jew history books tell me so
Interesting point though right, Christian Hitler, early in his career, revitalised his country, Atheists Hitler destroyed it.
There's a moral there somewhere.
Jason Martinez
>If I read up and am still not convinced, I'm okay with that and that'll do me never lose give up
Bentley Roberts
Listen, I know exactly what you are going through. You have to watch cuckold porn for two weeks in a row in order to believe. It sounds crazy but it works. I don't even know how.
Nicholas Cooper
>Colour me surprised...
thinking I give a shit
get over yourself
Charles Gomez
based
Luis Parker
Right. Go fuck yourself, sheboon.
Your lack of empathy disturbs me.
Anthony Ross
Fuck off Mehmet
Angel Martin
>bullyign becomes obvious >whacker looks like dictator, loses credibility and popularity >Crowds overthrow leadership
When you think outside of a two dimensional reality, it actually completely explains why trump is winning.
Logan Gonzalez
Fuck I ain't trolling itt.
Christianity is comfortable, you feel safe and hey I'll admit praying every now and then gives me a cleansing feeling.
I don't say this as GOD IS GREAT YA'LL YEHAWWW, no!
White christian families are just about the peak of where you can get in a society, I think it drives away degeneracy and brings in a focused and sharp minds under god looking to do good, the feeling of sinning(crime) and the idea of being good certainly have built us high civilizations in Europe so you can't forget that too.
Joshua Flores
>I know that because my Jew history books tell me so
See >Interesting point though right, Christian Hitler, early in his career, revitalised his country, Atheists Hitler destroyed it.
Hitler wasn't a christian for a long time, he grew up. Atheist Hitler was getting rid of the Jews, while chriskikes Amerifats and Britcucks were busy sucking Jewish cock.
Alexander Moore
Admit it, white boy. You ain't shit. You can call me racist slurs all you want, but deep down, you know that the Black Race is superior, and ain't no amount of Christcuckery gonna change that.
Genetics and science are all that matters, not superstitious babble. And white boys like you was meant to be cucks.
Dylan Torres
>aryan waifu cuppin da teet
Mason Cruz
>Daily reminder that Cred Forums is an Orthodox Christian board ftfy brother
Aiden Barnes
Are you a communist?
Jack Gomez
worshipping somethin that cant be proved or disproved cus of that fact is dumb rofl
Adrian Green
Mehmets instruction of how to rape 9 year olds book also contains criticism of Jews, should we all convert to Islam now? Nobody cares that Rabbi Jezus chimped out when Jews didn't convert to his cult, he didn't even fulfill all the prophecies.
Thomas Rivera
There is no god but God, and Kek is his prophet! Cucktheists out!
Isaac Price
>. You ain't shit. You can call me racist slurs all you want, but deep down, you know that the Black Race is superior, >Genetics and science are all that matters What the fuck.