What are some universal triggers for almost all people of a nation?

>hey bjorn want to get a burger?
>sure sven just let me grab some disposable latex gloves

What the fuck man

grown men watching my little pony

both trigger Austrians, given he was born in the Austrian Empire

>eating a burger so fucking greasy that even the buns have grease on them

Vietnam.

this

If you're getting greasy fingers while eating a goddamned fucking hamburger you're a fucking Mongoloid.

I use this miraculous invention called soap and water on my hands after eating my meals

You can use soap and water to wash sperm off your face too, but it's best to be proactive and not get it on you at all.

go to intl retard

I'm not at all triggered by the latex gloves.

I AM triggered by the blasphemously small size of that burger.

fucking shaking, gotta go grab my epipen

That's why I like Burger Kangz, they wrap all of their burgers and they are easier to handle.
McDonalds tastes better tho.

Since we're at it, tell me about burgers in your country, anons.

Le white flag meme for France
Potatoes for Ireland
Poland as Russia / Germany bitch
Debt for Greece
NATO playground for Serbia

60 percent usually works on us. I'm not white either btw.

Well if you're going to be a faggot you might as well swallow every drop you turbo bottom

Rainbow Dash is my favorite

WTF? We invented the burger specifically so you wouldn't get greasy fingers OR waste that sweet grease (bun soaks it up).

>Ananas

They're usually fat, loud and can't banter for shit

Our country has burgers for every kind of person.

McDonalds for the everyman. Burger King for the everyman that wants to feel fancy. Steak and Shake for people who like sweet with their savory. In and Out for faggots. White Castle for the poor and stoners. Whataburger for men. Five Guys for manlier men.

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Slovakia is an independent nation - Hungarians triggered
Slovakia is a part of Hungary - Slovakians triggered

In most languages it's called a fucking ANANAS.

People calling us slavs

call any estonian a slav and you're guaranteed replies, assuming an eestifag sees the post

probably works on latvia and lithuania too

>we

good old hamburg, usa

Whatever you say Mexican

hivemind wtf

Reminding our nordic little brothers that we're the master race and they're our slaves.

Because you're both slavs

Cheeky

If you take off the gloves do you die?

Normalfags outside of Cred Forums don't care about this at all. There was even a Vietnamese kid that used to joke about beating us in my high school and everyone laughed (he was the class clown type). Oddly enough, they don't hate us over there in CURRENT YEAR.

why would this trigger me

>israel
>81% favorable

oy vey

Not eating like a pig tends to trigger ameriburgers.

>a fucking penis

>calling an Icelander Mexican
>kek

What about Sonic and Wendy's?

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fuck you fluttershy is best

Well, most languages are correct.
>pine apple
God damn it.

Is it because he only cut the top half of the bun and not all the way through?

Or is it the plastic gloves?

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I tried some of this a year after I got it from a Norwegian festival and it was the gnarliest thing, do you Nords eat this stuff on a regular basis?

Saying that the romanian language sounds like a slavic language.

> they're our slaves.
Not for long. Can't wait for Somaliden vs Suomi, northern crusades vol IV.

I thought the usual trick was just to remind you all that you're Gypsies and not Romans.

Do romanians get triggered when they're called gypsies?

What is the point of matpakke? Just go get a cheeseburger.

Tfw I want to try five guys, but find out they use peanut oil and thus I will die
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What about them?

Sonic deals with Hot Dogs and drinks, and Wendy's is only good for their fried and cheap burgers, but will never truly be a burger place as long as they have all that other shit on the menu.

There's definitely going to be a civil war in Sweden in the near future.

Do we have one?

Go back to fucking horsefuckers.

Similar to how not accepting refugee semen in your rectum triggers most Scandinavians

I thought your kind jumped ship to Crying Rock Friends.

Let's meet in the middle and agree Rarity is the best she's so classy

That's not very nice

That's not how you spell Applejack.

ROMAnia go home. Take your poo and go back to India!!!

Not baiting, you must eat them this way or you're a dirty uneducated fat bastard.

Yes, the mayor of oslo

I hate eating burgers with bare hands period. It's one of the most uncultured things one can do. I eat them with fork, knive and spoon. People call me a retard, but only cavemen eat their food without cutlery.

How can you miss the point of a sandwich this hard. How is autism of this caliber possible.

india gets triggered when you tell them they're a bunch of dirty cunts

fuck them

Is this now a my little pony thread?

How is the mayor of Oslo a trigger for Norwegians?

>Romania, do you speak a romance language?
>Da!
Stay classy best neighbour we love you

Being a slav is an honor. Why do you Balts refuse such a compliment

Nice filename
I ALREADY TOLD YOU DEGENERATES TO GO BACK TO YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!

t. Italian gypsie

Pic related triggers liberals

something that will trigger me would be ordering a burger minus the meat. pretty much a salad sandwich will trigger me to no end

caling us slav
calling us romanian
uttering "trianon"
calling us turk
being a serb
being a gypsy
being a nigger
being a romanian
having your country next to ours

>Serbian nationalism started Yugoslav wars, everyone else was enjoying the multicultural heaven
>Serbia genocided poor Kosovo Albanians and Bosnian muslims, so it was totally justified or at least understandable to ethnically cleanse Serbs in Kosovo and Croatia and destroy 14-nth century churches in Kosovo
>Bombing Serbia and destoying Serbian economy prevented another genocide
>Croats and Bosniaks are not just Serbs in denial
>Slovenes are not Austrian stableboys, also gay

DELET THIS

The point of sandwiches and pizzas is literally having an edible handle

Do you also dap your pizza with a paper towel because "it's too greasy", you commie faggot?

fuck you slav romanian trianon turk serb gypsy nigger romanian.

There was a restaurant in San Angelo that had a ghost pepper burger. Came with rubber gloves and a pitcher of water.

I saw several people throw it up after they finished.... Those were the lucky ones.
The rest spent their weekend with napalm coming out of their ass

or in short
>its wrong when Serbs kill muslims but its totally ok for USA and its minions to kill Serbs

Does calling you the porn capital of Europe also offend?

Pinkie Pie is best, she'd be crazy in bed

top fucking kek

Redpill me on Yugoslav wars dear user please (being serious)

Stop doing this thread you fucking spergo

Why is their sperm in your burger?

Look, if you have to wear protective fucking clothing to eat a burger, you don't deserve that burger.

Nah, it just means there is a demand to see us naked

Only thing that triggers me is that disgusting bun with something that looks like burned sesame.

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After king Tito's death, Albanian nationalism triggered Serbian nationalism which triggered Croat nationalism and then it all went to hell. Above all, comfy communist rulling elite exchanged one collectivism (communism) for another (crony capitalist nationalism).

A lot of fags think it has something to do with Yugoslavia being independent of and refusing IMF and World Bank but I dont think thats true.

Alright user(s) who do you like best Discord or Princess Luna

i want to sex an animal

Fucking lol

gr8 taste m8

What's wrong with that, fucker? Maybe I don't want a god damn heart attack when I turn 30 because the local pizza place dunked the finished product into a vat of grease before delivering it.

Does calling your women dirty cheap filthy whores of which your mother is most like one and your country the brothel/toilet bowl of Europe offend?

I asked a large group of Argentine folk if they were from Brazil. That was definitely a trigger. I thought they were gonna Alluh fucking Akbar stab me while I was cheese burger shopping.

Way over rated. You'd get a better burger from any small time dive in.

>eating burgers with latex gloves

Hi Ahmed

Italians macaroni/macaronar

Calling Indians Pakistani's will trigger them. Probably something to do with Pakistan harnessing advanced shitting technology, and becoming a superpooper before India.

I just fucking can't

I agree with this. Slav threads on /wsg/ are my favorite!

Why are you Balkans such faggots? I hate the lazy ass ghetto niggers in my city but you don't see me raising a militia and going to war with them because of "muh white powah".

Why can't you shits just be 1 fucking thing and get over each other. You could easily become a powerhouse in Europe.

Triggered.

spain or the argies mentioning the colonies

america mentioning ulster

marcidonia is not greek clay

Ukraine is not russian clay

quebec isnt french

kosovo is not serbian clay

Romanians are 100% gypsies

>latex gloves to eat burgers

Do they supply the gloves at the counter?

Howard Hughes levels of "being cautious".

Remind the Portuguese that they are Moors.

and mediojudios

>digits repeating confirm
its called narcissism of small differences
but the differences are small when it comes to serbs croats bosniaks and slovenes, albanians actually speak a way different language and in kosovo are all muslim

> Redcoats portrayed as our fatherland.
btw I fucking love Earl Gray.

Romania is the gypsie's country, one of the worst country in europe.

SHART

Americuck:

-Nigger president
-Soon to be corrupt witch president
-... who got her job by sucking the dick of the former president
-... who was succeeded by a retard who got his job by being squirted out of the cock of a former president
-Nigger riots
-Black Lives Matter
-Black athelete worship
-Blacked
-Jew banks
-Jew money
-Jew media
-Jew cocks
-Mexican nannies
-Spanish in school
-Spanish in public places
-Get shot
-Get exploded
-Get jet fueled
-Get fatted
-Wage perpetual wars with some shitty third world countries
-Pay for dinner
-Get yelled at for wearing misogynist shirt
-Sleep on the couch
-Find Tyrone in bed with your wife
-Get divorced and lose everything
-Can't see son Jamal-Jose
-Go on Cred Forums and white knight against anti-fems
-Post trap ang gay porn because faggots
-Job gone to China or Mehico
-Jew banks
-Jew money
-Jew media
-Jew cocks
-Shoot up a cinema
-Shart yourself and moan about europoors
-Attempt a hero but fall over on your belly with shartstain exposed
-Get shot by cops for resisting arrest

Americucks are the most bluepilled cucks on earth and that's not even as much a trigger as it is a undisputed fact.

You've never had Five Guys then.

you mean pineapple?

So go run and take some blood thinners.

XD you were so right!
Americans getting triggered all over the place

people in the US try to compare my hate my gypsies as racist. The same way whites are racist against blacks... i try to explain it doesn't work like that being romanian. Am i wrong?

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> Ancient religious differences
This guy too

So make Kosovo a Detroit. They can't leave, they'll burn themselves down. Make it expensive to migrate out of Kosovo . They'll eventually learn to get their shit together, or they'll die being idiots.

i mean ANANAS

What do you want to be referred as? Balkan eurotrash?

Shut up Sweden, you became a muslim country. What a disgrace

>America mentioning ulster
>America talking about the Troubles
>"Oh your irish? So am I!"

Guarantee this will trigger everyone in northern ireland.

When I say Gibraltar is rightful english clay my father shouts at me.
And he is a commie.

Why do Americans keep shitting themselves at Walmart, I don't get it.

We didn't lose Veitnam.
Congress pulled the military out too soon.
We had Saigon within our grasp, but the war became too expensive, too many lives lost, and normies finally could see what war was actually like due to it being the first televised war.
>Lrn2history

Forgot.
-> white man take land, rape women, force new God.
t. Nimi'ipuu

Marie Curie was French triggers the Polish

>Retreat and achieve nothing after years and millions
>Didn't lose
This isn't Call of Duty kid, nobody cares about your kill death ratio

I am an angry burger because of you now Norway. How can you abuse those with such hate?

GIBRALTAR ES ESPAÑOL JOPUTA

niggas dont know about the flaeskestegs sandwich, I tell ya hwat

>Tesla was the original electro nigga
>trying to catch a pikachu and sheit

The dirty Spaniard is right. We didn't get anything out of Vietnam. We could have, but liberal hippies are retarded.

>but the war became too expensive, too many lives lost

When you withdraw while the enemy is still up for the fight, it's called defeat.

By military, economical or social reasons. Doesn't matter.

>im not even mad
>i'll fight u bruv
>do you even lift

>Ananas

What kind of archaism is this? Oh you mean pineapples?

Did you opiate addict grandpa tell you that?

And there it is, the triggered American.

That may all be true but you are Sweden

>he eats fast food burgers
Disgusting. Must be a southerner.

im not triggered, i bet my ass im whiter than you anyway...pizza niggers

Austria-Hungary Empire
He was Austrian-Hungarian!!1!

>We didn't lose Veitnam.
>Congress pulled the military out too soon.
>We had Saigon within our grasp, but the war became too expensive, too many lives lost, and normies finally could see what war was actually like due to it being the first televised war.

American war history:

Get BTFO by...

Vietnamese rice farmers who dug holes in the ground.

Nips who hero'd themselves (Jews had to bail them out).

Afghan sheep herders who hides behind rocks.

Some faggots in airplanes.

The nigger horde.

P4P most pathetic military in history.

I believe it was named after Germany or something, but it is an American creation.

Shut the hell up fucking cuck

>hot dogs and drinks

You basic ass little bitch, have you tried the jalapeño poppers or tots? What about there burgers? Bruh, we finna fight.

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The country that is always hungry gets it

> Bailed all of you fucks out of WW2 with our lack of conscious...

That doesn't even look that good but I'm avoiding carbs and now I really, really want a fucking burger. Nothing else has triggered me regarding food since I started this as much as someone touching that cheap-looking burger with latex gloves.

Maybe it's because it hurt my national burger pride on top of making me hungry.

>Triggered Oaxaca wants to get a (You) that says something in the lines of 'You are bro tier Mexico you can cross the wall'

Suicidate perro :v

Wrong.

Remember the Paris Peace Accords? Of course you don't. It's not something they teach you over there, is it? It would get in the way of the narrative.

We didn't leave while the enemy was still fighting. We brought them to the table with our B-52s. They agreed to end the fighting. THEN we left. We also promised to provide aid again to the South if the North broke the treaty, but the new administration refused to help when the time came.

This is why it is called a problem logical defeat. We won the war and left. But our politicians allowed that victory to go to complete waste.

is lack of burger a common reason for suicide or are you just weak willed

Ananás

wtf I hate Japan now

Wait what? I didn't understand shit you fucking degenerate fag. This is an english board.

The whole point of the invention of a sandwich, is that you could fucking hold it rather than needing to eat with a plate and utensils.

Triggered.

Is lack of rotten fish?

Breaded pork loin? Is the red cabbage on that pickled? Because, if so ,10/10 sandwich.

I wouldn't know
I've never been without them for that long

Id like to see them eat it with chop sticks

my ponysona is awsome his name is johnny xd haha

I FUCKING NEEEEEEEED THAT SHEEEET!!!

1/10 not enough BBC

Rotten fish is more of an icelandic/swedish thing. Stop eating all those GMO's and your brain might be able to connect your visual center to the bantz center.

Anyhoo, any combo of salt, black pepper, butter, potatoes and pork would work for better banter with a Dane, especially if its about Sovs.

Canadians universally being absolute shit-tier limp wristed pussies living on a giant block of icey wasteland with the only decent parts being as close to the USA as possible

Telling the polish that they helped germans in the holocaust. They get triggered to high heaven.

I don't even like burgers much. Close to flag-burning behavior, I know, but I haven't eaten a carb in weeks and the sight of our greatest natural treasure being mishandled just riles the blood. How would you feel if someone was to, say, use chopsticks to eat Lutefisk?

Wowow hold up, cutlery on burgers is an obvious sign of autism but pizza is different and totally acceptable to eat with knife and fork.

Please rethink and apologize right now.

more like this plz?

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I LOVE YOU /PO/NY

>Breaded pork loin
Negative, that is skin with a lot of salt, rhines yes?
probably with lauerbaer (have no clue what the translation of this is) leafs stuck between cuts in the skin for extra flavor. And the red cabbage is indeed pickled good sir.

COMENT

Fact:

2/3 of EU's prostitutes are Romanian.

The majority of professional beggars are Romanian.

Whoring and begging are Romania's biggest exports.

Considering the fact that it's super easy and way more manageable to eat fish with chopstick, I don't get this analogy.

Now, when somebody makes frikadelles and it's anything other than pork, egg, wheat flour, bit of breadcrumbs and chopped onions, I completely sperg out.

Le funny post! Upboat!

This triggers even me.

got any pony pussy?

this triggers people because its retarded, thats like putting on a hairnet to eat grapes or using a straw to eat spaghetti

>2/3 of EU's beggars and whores are Roma gypsies
ftfy
>1/3 are Greek

hahahahaha
>be you
>be Swedish

I understand your frustration, friend.

Insult the intelligence of all Americans and they'll be triggered alright. Rightfully so most people here have no fucking idea what is going on so they are mostly unintelligent. I'm taking pol science in uni right now and someone in all seriousness said that "the only country in history to use a nuke against another country was korea." god us americans are fucking stupid

>I don't get this analogy.
That's okay, it was a bad one.
Do you put frikadelles on buns and it them like burgers or is it more like meatballs? Sounds like meatballs but I am pretty clueless about Danish food.

Intelligent post, friend! Great job.

What does it mean if I have grandparents who look like those gypsies?

Wait just a goddamn second.....Is that a fucking VEGGIE BURGER?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH I DON'T GO TO THE MART AND SHART BY EATING FUCKING VEGGIE BURGERS!!!!!!!!

also in that same lecture someone else claimed serbia was responsible for 9/11. this is the level of retardation i am dealing with.

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You sadistic fuck, stop it with these fucking threads.

Eugh.

AND IT'S A FUCKING CHICKEN SANDWHICH NOT A FUCKING BURGER

ew

Basically meatballs yea, typically served with boiled potatoes and brun sovs, which is just a simple gravy made with flour, butter, milk and fat from the frikadelles. It's simple and fucking amazing, would prolly be fantastic in a sub.

What is this a flag of?

Click bait repeat thread about jack shit

Sage

Wash your hands you fuckhead.

Please learn to use google reverse image search.

>they wrap all of their burgers and they are easier to handle.

Their food also tastes like fucking cardboard

American education at work

also, you can make something even better called karbonader/krepinetter, which is just a huge patty (150-200g) of minced pork which you bread and fry. Considering the simplicity, it's a win/win every time, it's filling, cheap and really gives you some intense flavors.

I like Five Guys, but they are absolutely not worth the price.

At least they basically fill their fucking bags with the fries