Thank you Pajeet

>Le terrible
Indeed

What the fuck are they going to do with a submarine?
Put it in a lake?

>that thing
>sexy
Kek

Sell it to Australia and make bank

He's right.

They were the best planes to take down those ugly germans. Thankfully we had bought some before 1940.

fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incidents_aériens_en_Suisse_de_1940

biplane is best plane

You bought several of them, you are free to name them like you want. We like to troll the anglos.

Dat failed russki design...

btw, what is interesting with this contract is that India suddenly accepted all our conditions, like if there was an emergency...

>buying weapons from France when france has a long history of fucking over and double-crossing every single country that purchased their weapons the moment it's suitable for france to do so

I'd buy guns from americans than I would double crossing snakes I mean french

Not our fault if 3rd world armies can't read the instructions.

You fuckers tried to con us that's why it was taking time.

W I L L Y

It's big and black enough that the Swedish would buy it from you, no questions asked.

10/10

>german flag instead of swastika
GERMANY YES

Australia is just going to rename it the HMAS Overcompensator.

pretty ugly, but at the same time, so beautiful

Beautiful aircraft. Probably see real action soon.

Red Baron, please.

>perfectly adapted for your needs
Microwaving P*kistan?

> "¡Mierda! Las instrucciones están en Francés!"

So in the end the streetshitters have totally given up on the idea of building 100+ of a western plane in their shithole.
How did those deluded fucks could ever think it was even possible is beyond me.

[BRRRRRTING INTENSIFIES]

>see OP image
>see first sentence
>that's not an F-16 Falcon
>what are you, smoking the poo in the loo again?

kek

U wot m8? Is that a fucking buttplug?

>You fuckers tried to con us

yah man they 'tried', and the end result is 238 million $ per aircraft with ( zero TOT/zero MadeinIndia and zero tech guerantee)...so all original Indian demands discarded

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>voooooooooooooooooooop

Pajeet needs to finish upgrading his Jaguar Sepcats so he can properly nuke pakis

It's significant because it shows that there is still trust in the French to supply a nation with assistance and spare parts.

I was wondering if the French had damaged themselves by refusing to sell Russia the ships that they had paid for.

>Implying the f22 isnt the most beautiful jet ever built
It sucks that the US have decided not to sell the F22 to its allies even if its just an inferior version of the raptor without the classified tech.

Non, ami, c'est UN BUTTPLUG TRÈS GRANDE. Pour toi.

the pilot can shit inside the plane

The pajeets should just focus on becoming an industrialised nation instead buying new billion dollar shiny toys that theyre never going to use. Theres alot of good indian engineers, probably more so than the frogs, so I dont know why they havent tried to make their own jets like China.

The BRRRT and the Rafale have the beauty of efficiency.

Hé, que veux tu...

That's why I wonder what is their sudden emergency? Some Pakis to vaporize now?

bitch pls

>sexiest plane ever built.
nah
Although f-14 tomcat was stylish as fuck too

youtube.com/watch?v=An0KoWhhU5Y

Nice design indeed.

>I dont know why they havent tried to make their own jets
They tried.
They failed.
A lot of countries have the engineers, but what it takes is the industries.

sik b8 fampire

There was no b8

>the sexiest plane ever built.
Ha, such a big RCS and shitty 1970s design. It's about as sexy as 70s bush.
>absolutely disgusting.

...

My bad thought you were calling the pick you posted the Tomcat...here have a sexy plane

It could have been possible

If the reliance group was chosen instead of HAL by the poo in loo
If the poo in loo had accepted they had no game in this industry (look at this tejas shit, 300km range, kek)
If the poo in loo had accepted to slowly learn from Dassault as they would have basically built everything related to the production of the plane and taught everyone what they should do or don't.

Instead of that the poo in loo believed they were some sort of super duper client who can get gold for shit, some super power who can bully a good provider who already came with so many things to offer it's litterally like spitting in the face of god, and some super negociator who can get super discounts because why not.

The only relevant thing here is that we will build and sell lots of these things so Dassault can keep existing for a bit longer. But without a big MLU program or even better, a new fighterjet progam, this is only a setback.

Dassault will cease to exist before 2030 as a fighter jet manufacturer if nothing is done to save France and the west before.

>f-14 tomcat
dont remind me. man what a fucking waste to scrap that sexy ass fucking airplane.

>4 Paki's BTFO'd 40 Indian soldiers in Uri cantonment, and 5 years later 'Bam' we got them !

I suspect it's more to do with 1to1 replacement of the ageing Mirage 2000 you earlier sold them

ps : quickly grab the opportunity to supply Pakistan with your retired Mirage 2000 to replace the Mirage III and 5 you sold them earlier, easy peasy Shekels to be made there...

it's a minimalist christmas tree
you just have a gay mind

oh yeah that's nice

No argument from me she is a very beautiful bird. Reminds me a little of the very old buccaneer slightly, from certain angles, but most people think im drunk when i tell the, that.

I am so upset we went with you fucks rather than teaming up with the nips and creating a chink slaying coalition.

Aussie-tier bants. Here's your (you).

DEUTSCH'D

>Dassault will cease to exist before 2030 as a fighter jet manufacturer if nothing is done to save France and the west before.

I have a hard time to inform people on that matter. Not just Dassault, but every kind of relevant industries. People tend to focus on "social" stuff, but in the end without our industries we will turn into a Romania 2.0 (no offense guys) despite all of our "social" efforts.

Murder Machine first
Elegance second

...or like 23rd or something

That plane looks generic as fuck. There are dozens of planes that have more character.

They do have one domestic project currently
The Russians (sukhoi),are teaching them

Last sexy plane ever was British

>sudden emergency?
No sudden emergency, you guys finally negotiated the right price(around 4 Billion lesser than originally quoted). Plus we have only 33 decent fighters left and most of them are Russian. China can kill us any day. We really don't give a fuck about Pakis and Banglas by the by.

Dassault wasn't gonna let fucking Hindustan Aeronautics, which can't build jack shit like a Rafale, get ToT & build responsibility for the vast majority of the planes.

HAL would have driven up the cost immensely with shoddy manufacturing, sued Dassault for their fuck ups, etc.

>That plane looks generic as fuck.
Huh no, the design is pretty unique. Or give an example.

>They do have one domestic project currently
They had. Anbandonned or suspended if I'm correct.

Agreed. We can send satellites into space but can't build fighter jets. Really makes one think while sitting in a loo.

Look like bent boners

>Plus we have only 33 decent fighters left

you mean 33 fighter squadrons left...the IAF has asked the govt to raise it to 42 to guard against both Cn/Pk

Eveyone know the X32 sexiest plane ever

>A
>FUCKING
>CANARD

^squadrons I am sleepy... it's 5 am what do you want from me?

>2016
>still building manned aircraft

why?

This. Especially their military aircraft. Rafale is decent even though subpar to Su-35 or EF Typhoon, but the thing that really makes it shit tier is that you can only use french munitions, and their A2A missiles fucking suck.

It has too many seats, Pierre. General Dynamics master race reporting in.

Nah Just slow

economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/defence/india-and-russia-agree-on-details-of-new-joint-production-of-fifth-generation-fighter-aircraft/articleshow/54203573.cms

You mean double-crossing the moment it's suitable for the US to do so.
France doesn't do anything without approval from washington.

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P38 still the sexiest prop

Making modern jet fighters is more difficult than sending a satellite in space

thats not sexy, thats cute

good to see that S america is developing their military again.

A E S T H E T I C

MFW knowing what a canard is but not the benefits of being inherently unstable in pitch.
Weapons are tools not pieces of art.
>though canards are pretty fucking meme-tier

LAWN DART
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>EF Typhoon
lol (pic related)

OPs pic is a Rafale B biplace, most ot them are monoplace.

Ok. Good luck to them with Ivan.

wrong pic

Hehehehe

Laugh all you want. It has a better... everything so far. And it can use AMRAAMs. MICAs suck ass. Like really bad.

Heh, looks like I'm the only one here with good taste.

Delta wings in current year are pretty meme tier.

function over form, the best kind of ugly

>It has a better... everything so far.
Less playload.
Less range.
Less multirole.
Less stealth.
Less fuel efficient.
Far more expensive.
Not even marine.
...
wew

meanwhile, the american plane takes point and gets kills

Didn't we buy this ages ago?! Like I remember reading we signed the agreement almost a year back

lovely

The American, the Russian, the French... but not the CuckoFighter.

was*
that plane is from the 80'
plus it was developed by lockheed martin, we like to say it was made here to make us feel good about ourselves, but that is a lie.

Yet it still doesn't use cucked weapons with lower kinematic and sensory performance. EF still wins.

And don't get me started on how ridiculously expensive Rafale is. Why did you try selling them for $400m a pop to Brazil? You really thought that would work?

>cucked weapons
Cucked weapons delivered better, faster and more.
Why isn't it a EF squadron in these vids? Why don't you buy it or simply work along with it if it is so much better?
youtube.com/watch?v=2qstMCOji58
youtube.com/watch?v=lG22Vzr27rU

Making something carrier capable does not mean it is a more capable aircraft. Why do you think it does? It just makes the aircraft heavier, thus lower performance. F-18s are far inferior to F-16s. F-22s even better. Carrier capable means you have to compromise for a lot of performance.

Nice highway patrol.

>And don't get me started on how ridiculously expensive Rafale is.
Far less expensive than the EF, what's your point?

The EF isn't being sold for $400m a piece and thus it is selling to many more countries than the Rafale. Why is your shitcraft 2x more expensive than a fucking F-22?

Making something carrier capable is still better than making something airstrip only capable. Not to mention the capability of being operated from African shit tier strips...
There's a reason why the US don't work along with the EF: the shit is useless.

No, it isn't. An F-22 is only airstrip capable but it is the best air superiority fighter ever made.

Why do you think the US doesn't work with EF? Just because of your one video of rafales landing on aircraft carriers? Under that logic we don't work with the USAF.

why not just buy F-35

The Rafale is the smelly, sagging foreskin of the aeronautical world...sought after by some but not especially appealing compared to what else is out there. Very French.

Politics basically. We shortlisted quite a few aircrafts but went for the weakest of the lot

Lockheed actually stated in their proposal 'Buy our F-16NG and we will sell you F-35 FlyingLemons down the line'....KEK

>Just because of your one video of rafales landing on aircraft carriers?
Landing AND taking of on a FOREIGNER aircraft carrier (and from any foreigner facility). It is not only an engineering achievement but also a huge strategic superiority. How many plane can do that? Zero, not even the old Harrier.

A plane is supposed to fly.

look out, sexiest jet coming through

How is it a strategic superiority? When are French jets ever going to be actually deployed to a US carrier when they are already completely full of US jets? The best you might get is deploying on the UK carrier. US doesn't need your help.

yes...BUT u need to use that plane to napalm muslims in france too.and FAST

Can't wait for the Americans to finally give us the designs documents so we can turn that pos f-35 into an aircraft on par with the harrier.

this thread not showin pimped versions of military aviation.

They sound great to boot.

Problems with french is the high price with parts and support after sale, that's why us ended with F-16 and surely choosing the f-15 in near future.

Also yeah, beautiful plane.

it's not ugly

wrong

I bet you cunts have convinced the Nips to develop actual mechas in in secret and plan to have the big reveal/debut as a surprise in downtown Beijing in a year or two when you're both pissed af.

Amen.

>failed
Nice meme kid

You can't buy legacy F-15s any more. Boeing is only offering F-15E Strike Eagles and it's derivatives.

The black crosses look weird without the four extra line segments.

> nice highway partrol
France has managed to place my sides in a stable Earth orbit without an Ariane or any other propulsion technology.

How did the Luftwaffe get Xzibit to pimp their jet?

god ths shit makes me sick, fucking diverciforce

youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kDS_veGife4

muh niggers, muh chinks, muh wimmins

das a mothe :>

you all are wrong

everyone knows the h6k4 is the sexiest plane, just look at them curves

saw one at a show, fucking loud

not sure how you got this photo with camouflage

happiest

>sexiest plane ever
uh that's not the b1b frogbro

>meme-tier
sho shoo reddit

I can't get over that retarded smile on the F-16. Always ruined it for me.

do you even know what a meme is? you insufferable faggot

Ah no that would be pic related
>How can any plane past or present compete?

What the fuck is that the X-men plane? Looks gay as fuck senpai

cool name desu

The SR-71 Blackbird is the sexiest plane ever built period.

Pic related

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why do they need the guy in the yellow shirt to point dramatically as the plane takes off?

>Very French
harsh

is ver nice

T H I C C

Planes don't have to apply to your beauty standards!

Tumblr coming through.

design stolen from concord

superb plane though

oh yeah, thats bad arse

not a plane

lol 2 seater

>not a plane
Ableist.

The Rafale is pretty sexy
Makes me wish we had given the production contract to the X-32 instead of the 35

best plane coming through

>inb4 cartoon Rosie O'Donnell masthead

aww, poor plane, what they done to him?

109 best plane

>not one p38
Gotta fix that

sure annon

Inb4 rule 34 plane pics

>he doesnt like his airplanes thicc
Low Test

REAL Best plane coming thru

killer

i know the daughter of the guy who made that plane, dont talk much with her fucking drug addict.

is leftwinger?

did you see? (((I)))) turned left

>X-32

porn

Come on user. All of these threads have an automatic unspoken *except the sr71* clause built in.

> if amy schumer were a plane

Perfect plane for Fedora Tippers.

The enemy is just islamic goat fuckers and camel shaggers.

I just want fuel efficient planes.
Planes that are cheap to maintain.
Planes that don't break often, an don't need many spare parts.
Planes capable of high amounts of bombs and missiles.

Rafales are gorgeous, but I noticed this sexy motherfucker wasn't posted yet. Grey Ghost.

I swear this thing was like on par with soviet levels of insanity.

>you see vladamir, gun we build is of most effective
>czechnov, does it of fly?
>n-no it is of just gun, is good gun
>IT IS OF NOT BEINGS GOOD IF NOT OF FLIGHT

So we built a plane around it.

rock flag nd eagle

I think those are the sexiest planes of this era.

RUSSIA ETERNALLY BTFO WITH THEIR SHITTY ANTIQUE PLANES

Jap boats were too small, even with a plug.

Proudly built by Rockwell employees in Palmdale California. You're welcome

Was waiting for someone with an ounce of sense.
The F22 is the GREATEST plane on earth, the only thing to come close is the proposed F15 upgrade or the f15 ACTIVE.
It will be that way until at LEAST the late 2020s.

Why? Did you sit on it?