I'm off out to the pub tomorrow night but I think I'm going to have to pretend I'm not feeling well so I can get back for comfy time. This is the best lineup for a good long while.
Eli Perry
MUTE
Samuel Roberts
/WEST LONDON/ \BEST LONDON\
Austin Flores
...
John Ramirez
REMEMBER If you are going to do it (don't). Do it the right way.
Andrew Collins
Rude, don't make me come down there to slap you.
Jose Richardson
Who /Zero Qualifications/ here?
Jeremiah Jones
>London >last place
GET OUT.
Camden Anderson
I go back to uni on Friday, help lads I just want the neet life
Mason Morales
Hadrian's wall wasn't high enough.
Charles Jackson
uni is fun!
Brody Barnes
Why do so many people go to uni nowadays? What's the fucking obsession? Seems Brits have been pretty Americanised. I see people on FB who were literal retards back in secondary school who are in uni who aren't going to come out with a job in their studied field like 90 percent of students.
Seriously when I was in the UK I was an office receptionist/admin out of college and out of the 3 people working with me one had a degree in fucking prosthetics and one in care. What's the fucking point?
Josiah Roberts
G13 poshcunt here :^) not an sturgeon shagger, im very proud to be british
Joseph Ross
Debt slavery forever lad
Unless you can afford to self fund, then it's just getting pissed in a regional town for a while
>Sure is Cred Forums in here I agree, too many people talking about uni, not enough getting hyped for Mogg on qt tomorrow
Christian Edwards
>tfw can't self fund >tfw made no friends in two years >tfw barely drink
Who /fuckupwaitingtodiehere/?
Carson Ross
Because of the lifestyle. The stupid party, drink till you're dead, barely pass your exams, do drugs, get 20 STDs and shit in your mates mouth lifestyle.
All paid for by the taxpayer with loans and grants.
Remove student loans. Only people who can afford it should be able to go to uni. The rest can do the shitty jobs that real people shouldn't have to do.
They all think they're so special and entitled for having a degree, but 95% of them finish and go out into the real world, realising they have no job experience, a terrible fucking attitude, don't know how to take care of themselves, and an absolute lack of morals.
They deserve it. I don't deserve to pick up the bill for it.
Elijah Parker
...
Tyler Anderson
he'll get to that, give him a break
Lucas Long
you don't sound bitter or anything mate
Sebastian Murphy
real depression hours who tf up tighten dat mf rope
Levi Cooper
about right
The numbers are too high right now, but that's too pessimistic. It's not that bad a thing having an educated workforce.
That and it's like some Uni students beat you up once or something the amount of rage in this post
Jaxson Hill
up as fuck
Anthony James
Anyone else unbelievably happy about everything?
Blake Brooks
Never been to Uni, and I have every reason to be bitter, I live in a fucking student town (Canterbury) and every night is fucking party night for these cunts.
>stating facts is "rage" wew
Luis Powell
who said you have to pay back your loan? and who said you have to study in a shitty regional town?
Joshua Kelly
no
Michael Scott
>libertarians are just autistic
Colton King
if you stay neet you never have to pay anything back :^)
Nathan Cruz
...
Aiden Thomas
Next year is the age I said I would do it
Gabriel Clark
Really?
Samuel Clark
>an educated workforce
Gavin Perez
>pulling out individual quotes instead of using yer melon
Samuel Ward
""""Only people who can afford it"""" you mean only people w mummy and daddies who can afford it right angry man?
Christopher Hughes
I'll get the political ball rolling a bit, lads. This is my favourite political test. politicaltest.net/en Post your results and rate one another's.
Oliver Morales
thoughts on may so far lads
Owen Miller
who /Wales/ here
Eli Cox
>tfw didn't go to uni >tfw want to die anyway
Isaiah Torres
Take it to you fucking mental midgets brit/pol/ is an alpha general
Daniel Wilson
How old desu? 21 here. If I make it to 22 I might pay for an escort to celebrate.
>platoon leader tells him to withdraw >stays anyway >gets wounded pretty badly >runs out of bullets and grenades >decides "Fuck it", equips his bayonet and charges >kills 6 before passing out
Absolute madman. God bless you little Mexican man.
Levi Wilson
I don't even care if that's real, it's amazing whatever
I mean, if you want to earn shit bucks forever then yeah go for it
>facts Oh yeah, those lack of morals sure are some strong facts
Sebastian Clark
why the fuck does the tv license exist?
Justin Williams
Filteries is a better one imo.
Brandon Taylor
Don't use my taxes to fund your lifestyle. Pay up or shut up. Pay up or work the shitty minimum wage jobs until you CAN afford it.
>£14,602 a year on minimum wage Holy shit thats like a whole year of uni and spending money.
Get off your fucking arse.
Benjamin Richardson
Not been that bad desu. Grammar schools reindtroduction, telling my fellow scots we're not having another referendum under her full stop, and appointing people to make sure brexit goes ahead as well as saying free movement must end when brexit happens.
Benjamin Bell
Pretty based She understands Brexit and is not frightened by the EU
Bit too soon to tell though
Elijah Sullivan
Should be changed to - MARXISM
Noah King
Nah, really don't like filteries because it has you give you really specific preselected answers.
Nathan Reed
lel no. A poll I did last week showed virgins are a majority here. Sorry Chad.
Aaron Young
For "free" healthcare and other government-provided gibs.
Lucas Carter
Shandy-drinking southern softies BTFO
Isaac Ross
Stop pushing the North vs South bullshit. It's cringeworthy as fuck.
Jaxon Butler
pbuh
Gavin Morales
Same as you just more extreme
John Hall
I'm not English but do you really care that much about it?
Gavin Butler
...
Jose Brown
>stop pushing facts, I hate facts.
> lack of morals >Millenials most likely to stay single >millenials most likely to sleep around >most likely to do drugs >most likely to absentee at work
All easily searchable facts cuckface.
Blake Peterson
I've used your taxes for a lot of degenerate things :^}
Jordan Clark
Not entirely the same. You're secular while I'm fundamentalist and you're militaristic while I'm pacifist.
Julian Gutierrez
>millenials most likely to sleep around
H-haha yeah, I'm not a KHV or anything
Juan Myers
>i nouw i nouw people want to see the rot series finished bout between going to ah-meh-ri-ca and all the work on the channel I'M NOT LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY OK
Henry Lee
Mostly read "neo conservative" desu but you're right.
Levi Taylor
...
Nolan Reyes
>guy is fined for making an """""offensive""""" comment on leddit >loses his job and now has a criminal record >all for saying some thug wasn't exactly an angel
I'm getting a bit scared they are going to start locking us up for shitposting pretty soon
Robert James
Cod 1 is too fucking hard, but the British missions make me feel pretty patriotic.
Caleb Gutierrez
I'm not pacifist in a "hippy man of peace" way, I'm pacifist in a "I don't want Britain to stick its nose in everything, let's just worry about ourselves" sort of way.
Elijah Lee
That was quite a journey
Aiden Perez
That's called anti-interventionist.
Evan Bennett
...
Jordan Rivera
Scotland, London & N. Ireland, all places that voted to Remain, are the most dangerous.
Genuinely keked.
Eli Hill
Yes, just clearing it up because the test doesn't differentiate between the two.
Jayden Peterson
I think going to war to acquire resources which we require as a country is perfectly legitimate. We will probably have to in our lifetimes.
Samuel Ward
>"As I can say, who gives a fuck" Balls of steel
Anthony Lopez
how was he identified?
Justin Edwards
>N. Ireland
Not for the reasons you might expect, it was a war zone a few decades ago.
Dominic Richardson
Seriously though, why do you guys lets Scottish people vote?
Jaxon Murphy
reddit handed over his details after getting a warrant.
Andrew Ross
Or isolationist
No love for the environment?
Luis Cooper
christ.
Camden James
Nahh
Matthew Carter
3 out of the top 10 trends in the UK are in Arabic
Daniel Watson
Was counting my coin collection and found:
- 121 coins - from 25 different countries - 11 pound coin designs - oldest coin overall was from 1889.
Brandon Perez
I disagree in that in the modern era trading for resourced that our nation lacks is cheaper than going to war. Perhaps I'd agree with you back when that simply was not the case. I don't think it's particularly patriotic to get involved in war either, as much as it is made out to be. I'd rather not waste the valuable lives of my countrymen.
Jacob Phillips
JUST
Logan Harris
>Buy accounts and spam a hashtag and change the IP to British >Typically these people are known for having it as a business in their country
Lincoln Carter
Some things other nations may not be willing to compromise on should the world drift back to protectionism and our global trade networks break down. Otherwise agree that trade is best.
Jose Rivera
Absolutely disgusting
Christian Wood
PAY ME FUR MAH THREE HOLIDAYS ITS IMPORTANT FOR THA CHANNEL
Leo Walker
Fucking hell, I was feeling shite and this just made my night I'm in tears
Recently I've felt really trapped. For the last 10ish years I've felt comfort in the idea that I can just kill myself when I feel like it, but after a handful of attempts I just cant go through with it.
Now I'm left here stuck in this world without any thought of what to do because I would always put that question off because I'd just kms and be dead before I had to commit to anything anyway, so I just spent my time shitposting and doing nothing of value.
But now I have to face it, and its just so crushing. Makes me want to kms more but I know I cant and its just an endless loop of that in my mind all day 24/7.
Bentley Gray
Thinking of dating down lads. Should I?
Owen Cruz
Fuck that, life is great
Leo Cruz
This is why I am for a trade deal between countries that are very close in mindset and values to us as a nation is a good thing. NOT the EU as it was way more than a trade deal and actually had an effect on our laws and had free movement etc. But, a trade deal that is what it says on the tin (it's a trade deal) between, for instance, the Commonwealth realms who do indeed share our political systems, values as well as strong historical bonds, would be the way to solve this.
Kayden Turner
Someone translate it are we getting terror'd
Ian Bennett
I went abroad to Salou at the end of June and on my night out ended up chatting about brexit with a bunch of Scottish lads. Most of them wanted out but one guy said he didn't want England to be part of the UK anymore.
Jason Harris
Stop making me feel user
What?
David Rodriguez
>coin collection
I had an absolute ton of different UK coins but times are tough and I've had to spend a lot of them recently just to feed myself.
My favourite is a football one where the tails is a football with 1996 on it for some reason I forget
Blake Russell
When are we moving to pitcairn lads? >Population of 45 >Recently disgraced "government" involved in sexual scandal means a new order is welcomed >Fully functioning tourism/trade/infrastructure >If you're a British Citizen you can move there already So here's the plan >Hire contractor to build a cheap communal shally >Start a politic party >Take over in the next general election >Turn the island into a far right wing government while still staying inside British law. >Live like kings.
Jaxon Collins
EURO 96 DESU
Parker Robinson
When are Labour leadership results?
Levi Brown
Fucking gun laws
Henry Cruz
>far right wing government while still staying inside British law.
Really makes you think
Julian Jenkins
Saturday
Prepare the gulags
Ryder Cook
>need a fuckton of money just to get there as you need to pay to build your own fucking house, despite many houses already being there with no residents
Anthony Wood
I`m pretty sure all the people on that island are related to the original shipwreck that colonised it, we`d be hunted as invaders.
Jayden Miller
...
Henry Anderson
>infrastructure
They need a deep water harbour building so cruise ships can stop / improve access.
Ryder Rodriguez
We can form the Pepe Party.
Angel Myers
Anyone watching BBC2 right now? Getting Comfy with David Starkey Talking about Henry VIII.
Asher James
28th September PMQs are going to be insane when Jeremy is still there
Cooper Allen
...
Mason Martinez
>a government made up of people from Cred Forums
Elijah Lopez
...
Brody Foster
Really makes you think.
Cameron Cruz
Am I scum or tolerable?
Tyler Robinson
Corbyn is that you?
Zachary Smith
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Justin Roberts
Watch more Hitchens and read Burke
Dominic Smith
>free tendies >Chad torture >Normies beaten with clubs >worship of Kek >communicate in REEEEEs
Jack Davis
What could go wrong?
Carson Murphy
I voted Yes and Leave. Get fucked, sassenachs.
An Gaidheal 'na shuain. Le eiginn ar n-eirigh as ar suain.
David Murphy
Do you think the normies are waking up lads? I visited my parents and their political believes have changed quite a bit.
My father used to be a die hard Labour voter but now he says he will never vote for them again. He also voted remain but has since hanged his mind and is happy Brexit won.
My mother is one of the biggest normies out there and even she says that it's annoying that the news protect Muslims and that people will call everything racist. She also talked about how we need to limit immigration.
I know it's very anecdotal but there has to be more. Are the times changing?
Noah Diaz
Value is overrated. People who "contribute to society" either end up feeling the same way or they end up deluded enough to never realise that. If you want to go the latter route, start by disguising yourself as a normie and find a girl.
Also, sauce on that image?
Ethan Brown
>For the last 10ish years I've felt comfort in the idea that I can just kill myself when I feel like it, but after a handful of attempts I just cant go through with it.
Shit, I'm on the first 5 years of that thought process.
Guess it'll never get better, then
Jackson Gray
Notice how I'm not a pacifist
Brody Edwards
I voted No and Leave.
Aaron Phillips
Siol nan Gaidheal are just provisional IRA wannabes. Only difference is that SnG will never have its dream fulfilled EVER.
Kayden Ward
fuck this world
everyone by golliwog teatowels to support the enid blyton shop
Justin Smith
smugscotpepe.jpg
John Nelson
Legend!
Isaac Rogers
Shirobako I believe.
Justin Reed
You need excitement. Rob drug dealers. Get kitted, get fit, ambush, harm. Get your blood flowing.
David Carter
>by buy, dammit
pic related the offending teatowel
Colton Lee
Where can I buy it tho
Noah Thompson
Fuck, I've seen that. Didn't realise it was cropped, so thought it was something older shot in 4:3. It clearly didn't leave much of an impression on me.
Daniel Adams
...
Nicholas Ross
Pretty much. Doing stuff, studying and getting money, have a purpose.
A gf would be nice though.
Jace Myers
Will the rozzers bang me door down for searching "how to rob a drug dealer"?
Josiah Scott
nice
Gabriel Hughes
>voting yes
Liam Nelson
Shirobako. Its about anime girls making an anime. Watched the whole thing in two days, had me hooked.
The people that say life gets better will in the same breath say they with they were young again and they miss their youth. That says everything really.
Evan Bennett
the shop is at corfe castle in dorset unfortunately they don't seem to have an online shop gingerpop.co.uk/
i went in there with a mixed race girl once and it's fair to say she wasn't best pleased when she saw the display of golliwogs
Luis Diaz
Good answers
Tyler Morris
Then you're only half cucked. Congratulations.
Luke Morgan
You're thinking of doing what? Dating with men with Down's syndrome? What? What are you trying to convey here?
Jacob Moore
Going back to uni on Friday. Feels bad lads.
Xavier Reyes
UK lefties:
Private sector provides healthcare in the US > "They have terrible healthcare outcomes" > "We can't possibly copy them"
Students take out large loans > "They have the best universities on earth" > "We can't possibly copy them"
James Gray
>foreign aid to be spent sending niggers back to Africa and killing durka durkas Lads... What if may is based?
Nathaniel James
We have some of the best Unis on Earth as well tbqh
Nolan Davis
Maymay is a meme that didn`t stay a dream.
Ethan Morgan
What does this meme?
Samuel Collins
Thig ar Latha.
Robert Allen
I'm guessing he came here hoping to find someone appropriate.
Oliver White
enjoy it while it lasts. better than being a wage slave
Logan Campbell
pretty p r i t i
Jeremiah Gray
Slowly verging away from being a moderate, I guess.
Tyler Cooper
>tfw Oxford is the best university on Earth according to the latest THE survey >tfw current student
Liam Moore
>so long as 100 of us remain alive That can be arranged.
Gabriel Mitchell
>100 of us The current membership lel
Asher Ward
Sort of looking forward to sitting in my room doing fuck all desu
Isaiah Wilson
Don't think there even is 100 SnG supporters so they've already failed in that regard.
Nicholas Perry
She got no applause at the UN earlier. Was pretty good desu
Jack Flores
any /north west/ here lads?
Cooper Kelly
benis :DDDD
Jason Rivera
What are you studying?
Colton Jackson
based tiny tory
Samuel Hernandez
it's weird because on the other test I was called a Bourgeois Patriot
What do you need explaining about robbing drug dealers? Its pretty simple
Hudson Russell
Because they tried to declare independence.
Justin Watson
>The current membership lel
Aye but that's still enough to gouge your beady eyes out.
Fashy Scotland or death tbqh.
Asher Ross
Southall Poo In Loo
Henry Lee
I think it's cute :3
Juan Jones
>setting the number at 100
Julian Hernandez
>Leftist Nationalistic Authoritarian
I didn't know there was such a thing.
Zachary Ortiz
There's this really shit LIDL in Halifax next to some commie blocks and if you go inside you get raped and even a bribing them with a packet of authentic and not cheap LIDL fucking off-brand Doritos doesn't work.
Nicholas Harris
Well, finding them for a start
Aiden Morales
The only Scotland e`re getting flies Union jack.
Charles Ross
...
Joshua Nelson
how do you tell who the Scottish posters are? What kind of clues am I looking for in their demeanor?
Makes me look like a god who doesn't live in the commie block next door.
Brandon Rogers
>finding them for a start That's probably the easiest part. This doesn't sound like it will be your sort of thing
Owen Watson
>HAHAHAHA LE SPOOKED Literally 9gag tier meme, fuck off.
Andrew Baker
Leftist in the sense that you are anti-free market and privatisation
Christopher Hall
Rate
Wyatt King
they talk like this
Ryan Lewis
ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo...callled "porno".....oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!
Please don't ban me janny
Samuel Sanders
TOP SNEK
Thomas Perry
youtu.be/UqABF-TNEEs Have you prayed today to Lord Jahans, bongs? If not, you will be subject to his "grievous acts" when judgement day comes
Jack Harris
Just admit you were spooked lad.
Hudson Hernandez
this
Austin Murphy
I'm Scottish. Look back at my past posts and maybe you'll notice something.
Logan Murphy
Very good. You strike me as a bit of a Burkean.
Aiden Richardson
Most Scots are left-wing cucks who love the UK, the EU, and gibs.
There are exceptions. These anti-cuckoldry exceptions will save this country from the eternal Anglo and his cuck minions. Just watch us.
We'll keep them south of the Tweed til that river's running dry.
Every time, I`m convinced the internet was a mistake.
Charles Bennett
yes mate
whereabouts?
Jace Baker
is that Scots or are they just that dumb?
I'm an esoteric kekist
David Taylor
My grandpa was the captain of the artillery in the war for independence. He was a maths teacher and was exempt from service but went to fight anyway; he watched 18 year olds get blown away because the mudskins wanted to rule themselves. then we lost and they got a nigger ruler and surprise surprise he went ahead and gave everything to his tribe and left the rest of the shitskins worse off than they were under white rule. now the whole place is in the toilet, everyone is under the poverty line and that awful coon Mugabe -- long praised in the past by the UN -- eats $75,000 cakes at his birthday celebrations
Thomas King
fuck off user nobody in the uk says "porno"
Ayden Hall
Indeed
Jace Gutierrez
Degenerates like you are what's wrong with the modern world.
Jack Baker
IDS HABBENING
Aaron Butler
>tfw I am a commies boogeyman Neat.
Kevin Myers
I'm surprised it put me as left at all. It's only 8% towards communism, but I'm pretty sure I answered in favour of free market most of the time.
Some of the questions might be a bit biased though. Like "Is free enterprise the most important thing in society". I mean it's generally a good thing for us, but you do get the occasional tribe in the Amazon that gets by okay without it. Think anything like that in the test and you get communist tattooed on your forehead.
Jeremiah Cook
yes and the wording of his post implied that he had never heard of the word porno, because he was googling it and seemed excited about it.
Learn to read, Djembe.
Leo Kelly
>tenet 1: the government should pay me so i don't have to work >tenet 2: the government should imprison all bullies
Ryan Green
Propaganda*
Landon Wood
...
Camden Lopez
Don't scorn all the blacks, many of them fought for Rhodesia against terr forces comprised largely of foreign agitators and young, impressionable black Rhodesians
Dylan Carter
>O L D H A M >L >D >H >A >M
Jose Turner
The thought of a Prime Minister Corbyn gives me the shivers
Can you imagine the Home Office led by Diane Abbot or Jess Philips? Keeps me up at night tbhq senpai
Michael Taylor
>*by bullies i meant RIGHT WING BASTARDS
Nolan Rivera
britbongs help me come up with a new steam name :^)
Jackson Hernandez
Tenet 1: Wagies and normies should pay me so I don't have to work Tenet 2: The government should imprison all chads
It's the religion for NEETs.
Hudson Diaz
Liverpool representing.
Kevin Russell
I think I did it wrong lads
Josiah Allen
rochdale reporting in
Ayden Torres
youtu.be/cByv5cLlgHQ He recently celebrated reaching the 2000 subscribers mark. Since Cred Forums accounts for 100% of his subscriber count, we should all unsubscribe for the laffs
Tyler Gonzalez
What kind of name are you looking for?
Robert Ross
Here's a great example of this:Scot being salty as fuck
Benjamin Davis
Lads how do we save London?
Wyatt Jones
You forgot to mention that the entire population rapes kids.
Tyler Watson
have you said sorry to an abo today bruce?
Connor King
anything my man
Michael Jenkins
icantstophuffingglue
Christian Richardson
Donald Trump.
Brandon Nelson
>but you do get the occasional tribe in the Amazon that gets by okay without it.
I've been reading into hunter-gatherer societies lately. Honestly I was surprised to learn that at most they "worked" around 20 hours a week. Most of the other time was spend laying around and socialising. Their cultures are surprisingly egalitarian and sharing too. And contrary to popular belief, they had more than enough food to live on, simply from the occasional hunt, with none of the environmental damage we have today with industrialised farming.
James Moore
EssAichAyyArrTee
Kevin Jones
Build a wall around it so the shitskins cant escape and let them continue working their asses off generating tax money for the rest of us :)
Kevin Hernandez
#Hinde2015
James Lewis
Now that's more like it. I think the questions on this one are far more vague than the other one, but the result is more accurate.
Owen Ramirez
Wait - you don't know the meme?
Aiden Brooks
Opinions have changed a lot in the past 12 months. Used to be a lot less nationalistic and authoritarian.
Josiah Clark
The population was much lower.
Xavier Ross
It's utterly retarded - the only courses that have number controls are medicine and nursing, the two things were we have a shortage. Unfortunately, if you don't have a degree, then a lot of people will look down on you. It's sort of a three year, not very accurate IQ test.
Luis Reed
Eemehenfarg
Josiah Taylor
Anyone know where I can find every episode of Michael CHOO CHOO Portillo's Great British railway Journeys?
>watching anime >actually taking time to watch fan theory youtube videos why would you do this user?
Jacob Lewis
Heaven, really.
Fast forward to modern life, and I'm working 40+ hrs a week in a made up job, and spending all the money I earn on what I need to keep existing in the job: living in a house with 8 other people, travelling to and from work on an intensely crowded tube system full of brown people, eating whatever shitty factory farmed food I can afford
honestly modern life can drive you insane when you just take a moment to think about it
Benjamin Anderson
Tony Blair made a meme of it that everyone fell for. They outsourced jobs, forced mass immigration on us and ruined apprenticeships so shoving people through 3 years of women's studies and globalism disguised as humanities was their best option.
Oliver Morgan
people are savages m8, what can you say
Hudson Hernandez
I'm not salty at all. I'm proud of Scottish history before and during the Empire but it's over now. People like me are just thinking ahead.
Scotland is going to be independent in the next decade regardless of your position on the matter. You might as well stop prepping the English bull before then and join the real nationalists even if our numbers are low right now. There will be more of us later. Mark my words. Get your kilt and blackshirt while you still have time.
Christopher Taylor
Me, but I'm in the Civil service and the army reserve.