Google: Change is Made with Code. Teen girls, take the first step and make your voice heard

>MEET THE WOMEN CODING FOR CHANGE
>Learn about the women using code to change the world. Their inspiring stories demonstrate just some of the ways code can shape our lives.
> In 2015 the United Nations came together to make a list of Global Goals for our planet. Now they need us to help spread the word. Begin your coding journey by choosing the issue that matters the most to you and become part of the change.

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>all those buzzwords
how interdesting

>coding
>actually expecting challenging problems
>drag and drop

wtf I love coding now

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>Instead of presenting women with challenging and rewarding problems to encourage self discovery and problem solving skills we'll just force feed them this propaganda here.

just keep setting 'em back. Before you know it they'll be back in the kitchens and we won't even have to ask for sandwiches.

Literally gayer than gays.

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cd code

Google is for googles.

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They pulled this shit a couple months ago. I did the thing, and it's laughable to call it coding.

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I am slowly moving away from google and all their products.

>coding with friends
>with friends
>friends

It's literally highly graphical drag and drop.
Its like the move Hackers depicts real hacking.

fucking lulz, is that real?! People just gobble this shit up?

WHO /CODED/ AF RIGHT NOW?

Why are jews so retarded?

Women are objectively shit tier at everything other than childbirth and that's only because it's physiologically impossible for men.

I mean, it's real, but it's not like saying "cd code" in ruby will do anything.

>dude lol let's use an array to print "Hello World"

Look up #KodewithKarly

Who are the most famous "women in tech?"
>marissa mayer (destroyed yahoo)
>stanford cunt who faked the "revolutionary" bloodtest
> carlie fiorina, destroyed HP
????

She's a super model who "codes" for the attention whoring it gets

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>womyn coders

out of 3, two dropped out before graduation

also can't do their own homework, appearently too difficult

guys I work in IT and there are no girls and girls hate coding everybody hates coding its the worst thing in the world, even the pajeets in india hate it, every single person hates it

Fun fact, Karly is married to Trump's son in law's brother

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000000 literally means nothing in binary, because that's basically an incomplete byte, and otherwise even if it was 0000000 it would still mean nothing.

I have very little experience with coding, and I did it 10 years ago in Flash, but I still remember binary and hexadecimal.

>In 2015 the United Nations came together to make a list of Global Goals for our planet.
>More women playing with computers is a goal.
>but don't mention kids getting their dicks chopped, alimony and child support dwindling down re-population numbers or india, america and sweden all moving closer towards the goal of removing mens right to due process, goyim. Don't mention it, don't. The girls playing on computers is more important goyim. Too many patriarchs goyim.

>Global citizen festival

How the fuck is this a thing?

From my limited knowledge of coding it's shit work. Does google want to double it's supply of code monkeys?

>code to waste time on false feelings of virtue

Do these women even know what coding is?

This is what coding looks like!

It's not even coding. cd means change directory, which you use in Linux terminals for changing directories.

theyre gonna quadruple it

theyre pushing for massive increase in tech worker visas

I don't know what it is, but I have a real problem with the "cuteness" that it takes to make coding alluring to young girls. I think of the projects I had to do or see other boys do back in high school and it was just really straight forward stuff.

>means nothing

yes that is why it is black

also I believe color codes or whatever they are called are in hexadecimal

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Its black in hex color codes

Yes they are.

Original machine language before coding languages was all in hexadecimal.

Ah, thanks for pointing out my mistake. Yeah we didn't look too far into hex at the time, and that was quite a while ago anyways.

i mean, if you're in programming 1 and learning how arrays work that is fine, but . . .

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Took a "coding" class once with those shitty drag and drops. The women still had trouble with simple logic and needed help.

Fucking kek, I just googled her and found pic related.

1. The code she is making fun of? It's fucking famous and made Quake what it was. It's mathematical genius poured out in a few lines and it's amazing at what it does. It's actually fucking FAMOUS for how magical it seemed.

2. Her code example is fucking laughable and unnecessarily complicated.

Yeah someone pointed that out in another thread to me quite a while ago. I could tell they did completely different things, I just wasn't sure what the one on the left was until I looked it up.

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Why don't they just take computer science? I took AP Computer Science in high school in the 90s and there was a girl in the class.

Grace hopper will be the only based women in programming.

I don't get it, what's the endgame here?

Fucking Jewgle

guys this is what coding looks like

this is seriously what they are calling code?

How do woman not find this fucking offensive as fuck?

They're literally saying "woman are too stupid to write in actual code" which is bullshit. Some of the best programmers in history we're females, you don't much hear about them because they didn't think of themselves as "female programmers" they only knew themselves as "programmers".

Woman aren't interested in the huge life style investment it takes to learn these STEM fields, you can't have your cake and eat it too (although due to their love of cake, fat feminists will certainly try).

The token example, Margaret Hamilton. Who wrote majority of NASAs code for the Apollo missions.

I sure one day, they will look back at the genuinely racist and sexist, low expectation politics that leftists pull today in wonder, of how they let this happen.

I'm starting to wonder if any of these women even know anything about coding. I wonder if the could even make an excel spreadsheet with a graph?

Business Conglomerates taking the reigns of power?
Who has time for THAT?

Make sure to get your gender pronouns right, goyim. That's something you can do to make a difference. Leave the big things up to papa Skyke.

Kek, basically everything has to be done with the functions it has defined. Other than that, just change the integer values and bam, you """code"""

go to madewithcode.com this is seriously what their idea of code looks like

I meant to add that, those few woman that actually do invest their time, are equally capable as their male counterparts.

I was just about to post that.

Attempting to get women into coding is a Jewish/Globalist plot to devalue programmer jobs so they're as common as a McDonald's burger flipper.

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But you need to be kinda smart to code.

Cred Forums here, there is no such thing as gender inside a Von Neumann machine. Google should and does know better than to pretend that the gender of whoever wrote a piece of code makes any difference to how it runs.

Yes, on the tax paying male coder's money as well.

I didn't get my PhD and spend years agonizing over homotopy theory textbooks for this.

X, Y

Leftists will become triggered

>tfw you realize the wage gap is real and Google's only doing this to save money in the long run

I'll just post this here

>Woman aren't interested in the huge life style investment it takes to learn these STEM fields

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Women are simply not fucking interested in STEM (generally, there are exceptions). That's because men and women are different, and wired differently biologically. I could go down the list of reasons, but if you aren't dumb as shit, it should be obvious why this is the case.

The social engineers pushing women into coding are just setting up these women to be miserable.

Global citizens is the new push by the globalists. We are living the end times.

But with the programs these events use are simple drag-n-drop programs, which requires no knowledge of how a computer works or logical thinking.

Grace Hopper was a coder. Not this bullshit. Women should be genuinely pissed off about these half-assed attempts to bring women into the software industry.

>boys get to stay home
>somehow the girls are the lucky ones

The fuck is this shit? Ikea has chairs which are more complicated than this

I fucking hate the term global citizen. I'm not a citizen of the globe. I'm a citizen of my country. In order to be a citizen of something, the something has to have a sovereign government.

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why are (((they))) trying to push this so hard?

females obviously are not cut out for coding or any other STEM field for that matter

the fuck is this

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Because they want young women in their offices so they can actually interact with females for once in their lives and hopefully fuck them. Notice how they're specifically targeting teens?

graphical drag and drop programming

Learning how to program and how computers work is fucking sexist, you fucking sexist. Girls need to learn how to CODE.

>decide to look them up on youtube
>first video i see is a girl describing being lesbian

youtube.com/watch?v=pWx86_IoZHs

jesus

Why don't teach them literature, maths and science. That would be significantly more beneficial to them.

>shalom ayash

When I was taking CS courses, all the females would bitch and whine about the professor asking us to do assignments that we didn't cover in class, or have exams on material that we didn't cover in class. They would give no effort outside of what the chapter for that week would cover. Wtf happened? Women were the original software pioneers.

> In 2015 the United Nations came together to make a list of Global Goals for our planet. Now they need us to help spread the word. Begin your coding journey....
Wtf
What is their end goal

Where in The fuck does the un presume to have the authority to makes goalsense for the world?

>Women were the original software pioneers.
Cuck. Outside of a couple of exceptions they were all glorified secretaries.

Well it's not like anyone takes them seriously

OH GOD PLEASE GO INTO STEM PLEASE LEARN CODE OH GOD PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUR NARRATIVE DEPENDS ON IT!!!

For the first time, another sector (technology) has become more valuable than the financial sector.

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>men take a straight forward, no nonsense approach.
>women take a needlessly complicated, unnecessary, longer approach to the same problem.

Color me fucking surprised

It is like fucking Scratch

REEEEEEEEEE
MY EYES

I'm a boy and want to learn how to code. Can I participate?

I have a Masters in Computer Science and I work at a Fortune 200 company. What's stupid about this entire shit is "Learn how to CODE so you can SAVE DA WURLD with FEELINGS" but real jobs in the industry are like
>Make our sales reporting more accurate
>Make our warehouse organization system more efficient
>We need to migrate our accounts and dealer logins to a new SSO vendor

It's fucking dumb to pretend like this is some flowery drag and drop horseshit. Is Google going to tell them about the 12 hours their employees work every day? It's not dragging and dropping fucking selfies.

>comparing quick inverse square root to fucking max of 2 and only 2 numbers

REEEEEEEEEEE

Google: where women can make make a difference, as long as they have the same attitude to taxes as ayn rand.

Sample job interview question:

Kate and stacy go shopping, kate wouldn't be able to go to the store because she is poor and doesn't own a car.

Stacy buys a pair of shoes for kate, who promises to pay her back.

The next week when the money is due, stacy says "I deserved those shoes because without me you wouldn't even had the chance to buy anything".

Stacy is comfortably well off while kate had to make sacrifices to pay for said shoes in lieu of promised monies.

acceptable answe to be hired: Cayman islands tax shelters are good, ayn rand had the right idea.

LIFE IS LIKE A GOOGLE

HERE IN OL' GOOGS

Only if you identify as a girl.
Identify strongly enough and you may enter a lesbian relationship with another girl.

These sort of projects and policies are usually the death knell of tech companies, it means innovation has ceased internally and money is being wasted on projects that will be net losers. This is where smart investors slowly start pulling out.

As a programmer, if they expect to extract quality results from artificially involved demographics -- they're fighting against nature, and it's a battle they'll lose.

could they possibly fit anymore buzzwords on a single page?

>this is what normie girls think coding is

god damn, I can see the future insults like "you code like a girl" because of shit like this lmao

Fuck no it's all-inclusive only for teen girls or transitioning boys who are aware of non-binary genders.

This, right here. It isn't a fun job.

>teaching homeless girls to code
THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA DO WITH THAT?

These retards are so hell-bent on looking diverse that they'll waste their money on shit like this that won't help anyone.

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Why is women coding so important?

Where are the women entrepreneurs making home businesses?
Why do they not showcase a woman that owns a floweriest?
What is preventing women from doing menial labor jobs?
When will women get recognized for their outstanding housekeeping work?

No, we should focus on computer coding, how unhealthy it is to sit at a computer for hours upon hours typing this into a computer system that just shows something flashy on the screen.

Yes, this clearly is the issue of 2016

yes

How can code help the world?

Over the past 30 years computers have made the world vastly more unequal.

You cannot hide this blatant lie.

Now that's a high quality post. Thanks for the investigative journalism user

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#girlswhocode

BOILER UP

Wtf I'm a boilermaker now

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>how many fewer great books would there be?
NO
DISCERNIBLE
TALENT

GOOGLE DA BOOGLE FE FI MO DIGGLE

>Drillers of earth

>"omg dis is like totally kewl :3 im gonna totes lrn2code teehee"
>they learn about objects and binary trees and other stuff
>"omg dis sux im switchin back to womens studies"

All this pandering is pointless in the end. You can't force people to be interested in stuff they dont care about

Is this real and if so, more?

lol women can't write for shit. woolf was good, solnit is good, shelley is meh, anyone other female writer is literal trash

>Wtf happened? Women were the original software pioneers
Nothing, you just have an inaccurate view of history.
There were a few here and there that get their names everywhere in the mainstream like Lovelace and Hopper. But they were a small minority.

That's how you set up Microsoft Access. Hell even Access looks tougher. This is how you design your youtube account, wtf?

>what is the goal

They're trying to get as many people as possible to have a smattering of understanding on basic "coding principles", to assist in the intermediary stage between now and full automation.

We'll need people who can very superficially execute simple commands and preform light software based maintenance on autobots of the future, for a brief period.

Looks to me like they're luring girls.
Like the porn business does. You know like "You wanna be an actress?"

>NIGGER=GOOGLE

How about coding to code? Why does everything need some stupid special meaning behind it.

>>dude lol let's use an array to print "Hello World"
Literally how you store all strings

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Wow. I never thought I'd see the day where I have more respect for Microsoft than Google. And I don't say that lightly.

The amount of female truck drivers and garbage sanitation workers is just fine though

>MFW Drafting

>Host a party

>mudshit on their banner
Of fucking course

Kek. That reminds me of Stencyl. Years of hype for a huge load of shit

Jesus titty-fucking Christ.

jsfiddle.net/9nf5305e/

I await my job offer, Jewgle.

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I literally fucking said they aren't interested in it leaf

As someone that codes websites for a living, with a 6 digit salary, this is one of the most retarded projects I've ever seen.

Also, I hired a female coder once (because of HR) and she was hands down the worst employee I have ever worked with. Never again.

>Not a single line of code in the whole site

I wonder how triggered Cred Forums is right now.

I'm so fucking tired of this global hand holding. I'm not a citizen of the globe. I'm a citizen of the United States of America. If one day this government should dissolve and our civilization be reduced to ashes, I will happily sit in the dust and call myself an American. Keep your global identity shit to yourself, UN. I don't want any part of it.

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>global citizen

is dis real

7 years in industry as a programmer in industry and this makes me FUCKING RAGE

>host a party

Girls having a coding party would consist of drinking vodka and lemonade and watching a few episodes of big bang before they start bitching about that one friend no one there likes.

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>Women
>Coding
Everyone knows that this is the area that women sucks the most.

Most women dont care about it too.

To be fair 90% of you "STEM"faggots can't program worth a shit either

10 years here, I think it's hilarious because I know they're just pissing into the wind.

I remember they let you use the program to make a bracelet and they sent you the final product, I still got it

>i-is.. is this.. real?

youtube.com/watch?v=Wh_1966vaIA

lol they literally have to push females into this kind of shit. They have every right and opportunity to do it and they still dont. Jesus Christ.

>no White Girls Code

i wndr y

You just have to laugh at this.

This is their pages for 'host a party':

Unless I am missing something, I wouldn't even call it coding. It looks like you mess with a GUI, type in some numbers and call it a day.

In reality, teaching them coding would involve sitting the students down and going over some basic shit in *insert popular language here*.

This is the right attitude to have. What percentage of these women will go on to actually program? My guess is the identical percentage of women who are interested in it already.

t. neet

all this subversion is giving me an ulcer

wew

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>guys we have billions of dollars of income at our disposal and a massive network to reach out to billions of people, we should use it to raise awareness
>let's use it to encourage women around the globe to do something outside the box!
>yeah we can use it to help women in oppressive countries like Saudi Arabia and the middle east to reach out to each other!
>lol nah let's force a bunch of privileged minority women to jump into an oversaturated field where only the best will succeed.
Lmao this shit is fucking hilarious. They could have done anything and they did this with it.

>as feminism became more of a shield from skepticism, the most entities would then use them as a shield for themselves

Called this years ago.

Isn't the left code one of the most important piece of code of the century?

*most hated entities

> girls are retarded and need puzzle piece analogies to understand that code goes together piece by piece

> girls are the future of code! yay! totes mgoats! *shits diapers*

>I wouldn't even call it coding. It looks like you mess with a GUI, type in some numbers and call it a day.
This

youtu.be/RWMtss0u3Ns?t=2m34s

Because they think you can goad someone into enjoying programming as opposed to actually enjoying the procedure behind it and your own finished product (which is essential to actually following through with becoming a software developer)

They will accomplish nothing with this initiative

>be established company
>loose sight and stop innovating
>have more money than sense
>hire a bunch of token women for billion dollar project
>they fuck it up beyond recognition
>find a guy that can actually fix it
>end up paying him $1000/hr
>put "proudly made by girls who code" at the bottom
I'll be laughing all the way to the bank.

The thing is that if you're doing stuff with security & data that if you do a poor job it is very noticeable unlike other jobs like editor or administration somewhere.

Even if you're a webdev and you produce crap that will not reflect well. And its much easier to produce crap than it is to produce something good. With writing stuff its quite easy to produce crap that seems like it isn't.

Google is such a piece of shit company

I feel like World Peace has referenced almost half the of the things I've posted on Cred Forums.

Oh fuck, I never considered this angle. It's highly profitable for Google to have a higher supply of programmers in the labor pool and they're probably displeased by the lack of female entry into this sector.

Ew ew ew.

Who the fuck uses /* */ for single line comments? Use it for commenting out scripts when debugging.

//fucking comment because you're too dumb to know what this is
{
script script script
}

Also, it's scripting, not coding.

Wait till they find out that the affirmative action card won't work when Pajeet is willing to work from India for half the pay to do mule work. Either you're good enough to get hired on your own merit, or you're a shitter mule who costs twice as much as someone thousands of miles away.

YOU DON'T OWN NOTHIN GOYIM

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There are a shit ton of japanese women in the japanese gaming industry, off the top of my head is the girl who designed the chao gardens in sonic adventure 2, the composer for nights into dreams and the composer for kingdom hearts.

But the japanese do not get involved with this special snowflake hugbox crap because they DONT GIVE A FUCK.

You can clearly see the guy that made all the code in this shitty project.

>would you say this word to a friend?
Do people not insult their friends anymore? I've probably called my buddies cunt, fag, dipshit, etc more than their real names.

It's a decent strategy, since you can impart some higher level concepts without the learning curve. Clearly the point is to whet someone's appetite before you pull back the curtain.

Anyways, a fair amount of design work is done nowadays using GUIs, see shit like Simulink.

Also I think their emphasis on "code" is misplaced imo, since the most intriguing work usually has little to do with the chore of writing code.

Important for Quake, but there is now an x86 instruction for this:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root

>I've probably called people cunt, fag, dipshit, etc more than their real names.

Feeling really hate speech-y right about now.

>Attempting to get women into coding is a Jewish/Globalist plot to devalue programmer jobs so they're as common as a McDonald's burger flipper.

Considering that Google is owned by jews, I believe it

> Reading the books on crap like C#, C++ and documentation for even more obscure stuff

Agony. I wonder if the people who wrote those books themselves even understand what they're writing about. I say this only because the books are so vague and unhelpful most of the time.

I've gotten three women I know into coding because they were working deadend middle management jobs, wanted the challenge, and seemed to genuinely enjoy using python to make things.
Two of the three dropped out of their 2 year bootcamp programs within 6 months. The remaining person is only there because she asks me endless questions but lacks the capacity, whatsoever, to find problems her self. I have to go back and explain everything like she's a fucking 2 year old. The vast majority of women are not equipped with the critical thinking and logical thinking skills needed to write effective programs.

>Text doesn't even stay in the god damn boxes
This is the kind of shit I'm talking about

It's not even coding. It's like HTML. You add predefined elements and adjust them. The end.

Don't you bring my alma mater into this.

>click link
>404

kek'd

>Simply put, code is a tool that lets you write your story with technology.
>Teen girls can do literally anything with code!

Just fuck my faculty up, senpai.

the thirst is real

>How many fewer great books would there be?
We wouldn't have 50 shades of grey, harry potter, hunger games, or twilight.
So a net gain in overall quality.

>How many important stories would go unreported
A lot fewer since they wouldn't be contending with MAN SMILES AT WOMAN, THINKS IT ISN'T RAPE

>How many innovations would we lose
Exactly 0

>How many brilliant women would be unable to fulfill their potential
Exactly 0, since those who are competent at doing anything would be in the 20% literacy group

When is this ERRYBODY NEEDS TA LEARN HAO TO RITE CODE meme going to fucking die?

But it's mine too. Every single time I see someone post that yellow wedge graphic of male/female jobs I post Pete. This is the first time another boilermaker responded. This is a proud day.

Pajeet will always keep the merit of IT honest

As an actual woman programmer this is just insulting.

> what do you mean you cant hire her? she snaps those puzzle pieces together so well! we're going to sue your company, yay!

It's probably because they haven't been put in an adapt or die situation. They've mostly been in a safe school or work environment that allows for failure.

Shit when I was 20, I was a useless fuck who had 0 work ethic, when I got a job in manufacturing I was forced to change fast or else I'd be homeless. A year later I had gotten a raise of 8 dollars an hour and was on my way to a well paying position.

>comments are disabled

check the comments section

> Work at University.
> Women have like 9 different programs and professors all available to help them succeed
> Even when they fail they can still bullshit some excuse and get a 'partial credit' or retake exam / assignment because of 'circumstances'
> Get all the internships despite not knowing shit
> We get put on blast for them not knowing shit and subjected to humanities cunts coming in making sure we have a good 'environment' for women.

I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

((Goldman Sachs))

Pure coincidence

Indeed

Serious question, why didn't the men who created every piece of hardware, software, and the mathematics behind them need a colorful display of pretty pictures to get involved?

By doing this, isn't Google admitting women are inferior?

>all the faces are exactly the same besides skin color

It's all good friend-o.
:^)))

>"Learn how to CODE so you can SAVE DA WURLD with FEELINGS"

The retards in Human Resources will expect you to come up with this kind of bullshit because this is how HR people are programmed to believe how the world works. I couldnt find a part-time job at grocery stores and fast food places for the longest time because my cousin, a 30 y/o woman, is a HR retard who genuinely believes that getting a job at a grocery store is about saving the planet. Newsflash: managers at grocery stores do not give a fuck about your creative side: they just want you to stock some fucking groceries on shelves.

Tech companies like Google and Valve have unlimited resources, so they do not have a firm idea on how the planet works, and their staff is full of these HR-minded idiots. From companies with big influence like these this ideology will spread like cancer down to your more local tech shops.

I dont mean to drop more redpills on you, but I guess that's why we are here anyway.

> ITT: Cred Forums neckbeards crying about women being inspired to go into programming jobs and blame it on le joos meme

That's basically affirmative action in a nutshell.
>mfw I had to check off white during a job application
>mfw it said that minorities will receive preference
>mfw I'm native and refuse to buy into that shit so I still haven't applied for status
>mfw I still got the job

Doesn't sound too bad to me. These are 13-18 year old girls. It's not because they're fuck-ups that they're homeless. It's because their single moms are fuck-ups. These kids still have a chance.

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Whenever I'm asked for race, I check every box and in the "Other" section I write American. They can fuck right off with affirmative action.

I'm in software eng and going crazy with all the lefty bullshit around me. How can I use my future degree to further nationalist ideals, pol?

I agree they literally are admitting women are to stupid for this by sugarcoating it by making it flashy with graphics. But it wont stick, women will give it up quickly.

I think programmers just want some females in the workplace

yeah and i guarantee white knight cuck coworkers do 95% of their work.

>i.. i... ill do that for you!

>Her function returns 5 if both numbers are equal

So smrt!

Should we also report this to the FCC?

I tried that once and filled in Transracial: Korean

It got me a callback for consideration for an interview lmao.

if programming is so fucking easy then why aren't all of us doing it? what the fuck.

>a 30 y/o woman, is a HR retard who genuinely believes that getting a job at a grocery store is about saving the planet
What kind of commie bullshit is this?

As someone who is finishing his masters in CSE, and already has a job lined up, i can assure you that is not true. A lot of people i know, including myself, have flocked to this field because it's the only one with so few women thay you actually get real work done.

>"Code for equality"
>Directly under a picture of a girl in a hijab
I'm sorry, I just can't

why do they have to force this shit on women when they clearly are too stupid/dont care about coding

all of the girls in my programming class were so clueless, they had to ask for help about everything and could not get into the programming mindset

meanwhile for me and all boys except for one (he was still better than the girls) shit just made sense

I was younger and naive at the time so I bought it. Looking back on it I now realize that my cousin is a complete idiot. She got a masters degree in anthropology and now she is working in customer service at an online school-system program thing.

If you are white and female you can major in liberal arts, be an idiot and still land a solid job.

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So the code on the left does something useful, and the one on the right wastes time with 3 conditionals, which could've be done in one line, to figure out if 2 ints are less/greater/equal. ..

Fuck this gay earth.

a literal orangutang

I literally set some kids an assignment, just the other day, to code a program with the end result being essentially this.

Margaret Hamilton didn't write shit. She oversaw a team of men who wrote everything.

I've noticed it's mostly white collar shit that has too many employees so they put a bunch of them in HR. Say what you want about manufacturing but when I worked in that field, they were fucking based when it comes to hiring.

>population accurately reflects employee numbers so no 1:1 black:white bullshit
>hired people on merit
>all women who worked there were based and worked just as hard as men, including a 50 year old polish bodybuilder.
>useless fucks got canned with no regard for gender or race
>overtime was based on seniority only and not on bullshit
>all the bosses I worked with got the job by working up the chain of command
>HR only had 3 people, 1 man and 2 women who mostly just did safety presentations.

No, the (((programming industry))) is just trying to crash wages by getting more people who are qualified for the job. Larger labor pool = lower wages. It's not a coincidence that before feminism one man could support his wife and kids with only his pay but now both the husband and wife need to work to support a family.

I actually love this as a resource because it shows, in true, stark naked fashion, exactly what ways females are being manipulated and how feminized everything in our society actually is.

EVERYTHING looks like that bullshit in the image now. Commercials, TV, everything is fake smiles and "lifestyle" promotion. This is like a satirical pamphlet for our deteriorating society.

Are women actually this stupid? I have to admit I think less of anyone who looks at this page and actually feels various emotions or segments of nostalgia because of camera filters and the smiles of strangers.

Must everything a woman does now claim to be revolutionary? Changing the world? Shifting the paradigm? Are women so unaware and with such low self-esteem that they take this false confidence at face value?

Really works the old noodle.

Bring back Tay.

Lawdy lawd

This fucking formatting is cancer. Did they literally just copy paste the list of shit they needed, leaving the numbered points intact without proofreading it first?

This is how you know a woman made it.

We really need right wing versions of youtube and social media.

Shit man, it doesn't matter whose fault it is, teach them to get their lives together first. How on earth is coding, an extremely competitive job right now, supposed to help someone who's homeless? Maybe down the line they can become programmers but it won't do shit for them right now.

>dissected a laptop
wewlad we got another clockboy wonder over here

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looks like they even trying to get she-pajeets

Because you code for a reason. No one codes to code lmao.
You code to fix some sort of issue, remedy some complexities, make life easier etc. The tech field can help the environment, poverty, peace and equality.

I have no idea why Cred Forums is getting all autistic over this thing, it's trying to encourage women to code, oh the humanity!

If it was law forcing tech companies enforce a gender quota I'd get your butthurt, but trying to make women as individuals to do coding is a bad thing?

As soon as someone fronts a few hundred million dollars.

You mean empowering right? In the modern feminist sense?

/* This is an int. An int is a number without a decimal XDXDXDXD */

Next thing you know, Object-oriented will be targeted as a sexist construct

mfw im a coding mastermind because i "programmed" this thing to spin in circles

I mean I can see HR working. Ive just read thousands of horror stories on /biz/ when it came to HR, plus my personal experience with my cousin.

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No, she has to be satire. You can't post the fast inverse square root next to something there's a fucking function for in most langauges.

guys should i learn code? this shit makes no sense to me, and i feel like a pleb not being able to understand

It's dumbed down so fucking much

HR works when it's properly enforced. Every white collar job I've known has always had these fuckoff huge HR departments with like 50 people who are allowed to police themselves and enforce their horseshit moralities on the workers.

Google already bad as it is and approaching windows-tier "coding" very wast.

Post your tits

Women don't know how to use computers.

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what can you do with code?
design the next trend in fashion

ummmmmmmmmmmmm what now?

any girl who wants to learn to code will learn to code, most of the worlds population doesn't give a fuck about coding.

also the 'code is a tool that lets you write your story with technology' not exactly , like other user said all of this is very misleading

In big companies, HR literally only exists to satisfy the coloreds and women so they won't complain about how the company doesn't have enough diversity. They just shove them all into a department where they can't fuck things up too much. Unfortunately many of the women in HR use their position as a power trip and enforce no fun allowed policies.

Code is great for ugly girls.

Normal life 3 can be Tech World 6.

(((Daniel Greenfield)))
every time

>be me
>by in comp sci
>pulling straight 90s, getting a minor in mathematics, taking 5 classes per sem, one of the best in my class, people always asking me for help
>local paper decides to do an article on the local comp sci department
>does the entire thing on the two girls in our graduating class
>"meet these brave women"
>both of them are mediocre at best
>one of them is straight awful at math and should be ashamed to call herself a computer "scientist", code monkey might be a little more apt

i want off the ride

i mean if you feel like it then go ahead its pretty interesting
better use of time than shitposting even if you quit early

Even if that were true, you don't head the project development of such a critical team without knowing your shit. Woman should be looking up to her as a role model.

While the picture is misleading, she and her team wrote the code, she didn't write it all. Additionally, all that code is in assembly for some obscure system, far beyond even the mind fuck of writing x86 assembly. and I'd bet few people alive today have the knowledge, nor the drive to replicate what her and the team done.

imgur.com/a/Dp23C

ill begin dabbling

but user, all the books and billion web resources are written by MEN

you wouldnt want innocent young girls be brainwashed by doing things the way men do, right?

first try familiarizing yourself with using a terminal/command prompt and navigating on a local environment, then a remote environment. Then try working with a linux distro—from there, start setting up simple crontasks and other mundane shit, like automated bash scripts.

If you enjoy anything about that, then by all means, pursue coding. If not, don't worry about it.

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It won't die because they're desperately trying to kill wages for programmers

$80k - $150k is too much for the skypes
$40k - $60k is still unreasonable

They want to bring it down to the $20k-$30k level. If not lower. Hell, $15k/year would be nice. Like all the rest of the jobs in this failed fucking economy.

Coding is not for everyone. It requires a specific type of thinking that the vast majority of females will never have an inclination for. Millennial girl coders creating banking systems etc. Yeah, right. Females who have an inclination for it will go into it without these moronic promotions. I'm pleb-tier at programming myself, but I can only imagine the kind of spaghetti girls forced/tricked into programming would create. Hell, if you allowed girl coders to program all the important systems related to infrastructure, banking, etc. I guarantee society would crash. Because there wouldn't be enough competent female programmers to do the work no matter how hard they pushed this nonsense. A lot of programmers learned to program by being curious about the inner workings of tech they had available. I can't remember one girl from my childhood that would have shown any interest in taking stuff apart to figure out how it works, never mind trying to program a Commodore 64's joystick port or even write a script to automate something on a PC.

Did you even read it, you retard? He is critical of it.

Starting to learn coding at the age of 18 is way too late already, you will always be a fucking shitter (like me). You have to start young and show interest in computers, you have to learn a new way of thinking about things and thats pretty hard if you havent done it since you were a child.

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At my university there's 10:1 scholarships for women / googles vs white males

Literally a case of, "Are you a white male? You are? Well Fuck you!"

>Level 1: Become an hero

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this is what i find the most annoying about all the feminist shit, they paint women as retarded vapid whores who only care about cute shit and instagram. i feel bad for all the women who actually work their asses off in their respected fields to see the shit in this thread

What wasted quads.

I used to code to solve problems and just for the sake of coding. Depending on your objective, it can turn into an interesting puzzle with different ways to attack the problem. When you get a solution, it can be satisfying. If you can figure out how to optimize your solution, it gets even more fun. It doesn't matter what problem you are trying to fix. If you don't get enjoyment out of creating and refining your solutions, you are dead as a coder.

I have zero issue with giving girls the opportunity to code if they so choose. If they have the passion for the learning, I say go crazy. I just think to call this Google thing "coding" is a disservice for anyone serious about learning how to code.

interdasting

nah, tl;dr

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See also ToleranUX, the (satirical) feminist Linux fork. GitHub censors took down their repository though.

>ToleranUX shall implement an environment where administrative privileges are strictly prohibited. Gone is the superuser — all users are now equal in privilege.

I love how Cred Forums memes are spreading through the rest of Cred Forums

6 out of 7 will stop coding after a year, like most boys who are interested in coding. Its tidious, boring and frustrating. Only those with no social life will shine as a coder.

Depends. Do you want to learn to actually pick up a skill?

starting to notice a pattern

I wouldn't call it "the most important piece of code this century" like holy fuck what an overstatement

It's a shortcut for some graphics related calculations that carmack came up with, iirc sacrificing precision for speed, and it was useful enough that it was eventually implemented at the hardware level.

Who is resposible for trying to push women into LITERALLY every male dominated field?

This is the type of shit that kills me.

During my CS major, I was one of two girls in the introductory class, and there we're about 40 kids in that single class alone. During my sophomore year over half of those kids dropped the major. In my senior year I was the only one left. My graduating class had 12 people, the most they've had in years.

If you can't hack it fuck off. This is a highly completive field, that is extremely stressful. The last thing we need is an influx of females who can't do shit without hand holding. I hate these types of groups, they add nothing of value to the narrative. The problem isn't with the field, but the nature of how difficult it is. Most girls just can't think rationally, and that's the crutch of being a programmer, hence most of them should just stay out.

Just learn the basics, copy from others and make it all work together with spaghetti code and you are already at the level of most coders.

webpage about code , not even having the s with dynamic height so the text doesn't overflow it. bet it was written by one of those feminists

real diverse here

That all of them are beautiful women of wide ranges on the color spectrum?

Carmack didnt come up with it, it was spreaded around the silicon valley long time before Carmack got it and started using it.

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This is offensive

Learning how to code is literally like studying to become a wizard.

With the exceptions of logging, waste removal, and gardening

>austronomy

If they want to spread the message that women can code and have an interest to code, give actual programming lessons, not "programming for girls" lessons. This kind of shit where they treat shiny colorful drag-and-drop programs or selfie shit like it's programming just spits in the face of women who actually know how to code.

When you pull this kind of crap, all you manage to do is spread the message that women wouldn't be able to code in normal circumstances, that they can only do it if they're sticking it to the man (and if their code is covered in flowers and pink glitter of course). It's an insult to everyone involved.

>Be petroleum engineer
>I've seen one female roughneck and one female roustabout in my life
To be fair the engineers in the offices are pretty smart but they're mostly Asian or Indian and under 30.

underrated af

>I love the idea, the concept, of coding!
implicitly reveals she can't code

well, yeah of course. but if I don't intend to get into a programming career, is there any use to knowing it? I'll try to learn the basics, it's literally 2016 and I don't know basic code, i mean come on

will I be able to btfo pajeet

That's the point I was trying to make, I hope Cred Forums doesn't fall for the "woman are all tumblr spec retards" meme.

Most women just don't fit the mold that computer/ software engineering requires, not from a lack of intelligence or potential but because those fields require, relentless dedication to something extremely methodical and emotionless, woman are wired to care for the polar opposite, aka children.

Plus most these fields are typically driven via competition and woman typically don't respond to that as a motivator like males do.

ITS ALL JUST FUCKING BUZZWORDS THEY NEVER EVER SAY ANYTHING OF SUBSTANCE


REEEEEEE

I haven't seen any push for women in boilermaking.

you should try it it's fun especially if you have a poorly written uml model and 2 of your mates are currently on steroids. it's a total shitshow and thus amazing

christ this is fucking funny. from the first sentence to the last top fucking kek

No because pajeet does your job for half the price. Coding as a job is one of the worst, its not rewarding, hours are long, deadlines are too short.

zachtronics.com/tis-100/

Anyone play TIS 100? It's pretty good but I quit due to casualitis.

should be "effect change"

looks like women can't write english either

Well said, user.

exactly what I thought of, it's like the cup flip

"When we think of computer science, we think of a guy typing into a computer, locked room" Well thats exactly how it is, coding is not some glamourous job, its a fucking shitshow and a half.

Im sorry but even if that were true, she's the exception. Women aren't as good at it, it's the truth. Just like music, inventing, mathematics, women aren't as capable and any capable one is the exception that proves the rule. Im guessing youre female just by your biased focus on biased outlier examples

Are we laughing at her for having aspirations beyond "muh crack and welfare"?

Jesus Christ Cred Forums, I thought we all identified that google was the narrative pushing Jews here, attacking people (be it they're hopeless retards or not) who want to better themselves is counter productive if you truly wish to end degeneracy.

men and women are wired differently, and this is one of the things that i think a guy would find interesting, and a girl would be bored to tears within a few hours. guys like to tear shit down and build it back up. look at all the car fags out there, most girls want instant gratification , so much or our society proves this, diets , women : 5 ez steps to a sexy tummy.
men : 5 month grueling regime that will have to ripped before next year.

Even Harvard is in on it

The real issue is women just don't like to program.

The thing is that if these chicks are good at coding it's not because they're some ordinary chicks randomly introduced to programming. It's because they were already wired to be interested in STEM. They are the exception. Most females will never ever be deeply invested and interested in how stuff works and spending hours on programming autistic shit. The chick in that pic is talking about analytical thinking and problem solving, one was into chemical engineering, one was "always into maths and science" etc. These are not average girls. They have a natural inclination for STEM that most girls simply do not have and will never have. Pretending it's some kind of inequality issue is complete rubbish.

That is exactly the moneyshot quote.

Kek

No I'm a male, i said she was an outlier here, my argument is that its not a lack of intelligence or opportunity that woman don't pursue STEM jobs. I made my argument here
CBF typing it again.

Played it, didn't like it very much. It was too much like real programming, except real programming is more fun. TIS-100 is supposed to get weird somehow after you get through enough levels, though, isn't it? Their other game SpaceChem is much more fun and still programmy.

i would go one step further and say coding isn't for most people, it's hard as fuck , and very frustrating. equality doesn't mean everyone needs to like everything.

Not anymore! The future is startups, crayon-coloured furniture, and playrooms in your office!