Who else here remembers pre-internet shitposting? Simpler times

>IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; in the atrium); 5213: My lusty son, with how many women have you had sexual relations?

>I.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus

That actually made me a little emotional. What bros.

R O M A
O
M
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this t b h lads

When you bugger fire, you burn your penis.
That's a quality shitpost pompeii

>tfw now, 2000 years later, people still remember the names of Gaius and Aulus and how they were best freinds

>Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

My man Theophilus getting that pussy and everyone is jealous.

>You will never post among these glorious faggots
These tough ass mother fuckers went to war, killed a shit ton of people, then came home, fucked slave girls and shitposted.

And revisionist cucks say Roma wasn't based.

Back in my day shitposting meant something

i feel like america is that guy at the party offering peaple coke if they drink a beer filled with old ciggarette butts...

>VII.2.18 (vicolo del Panattiere, House of the Vibii, Merchants); 3117: Atimetus got me pregnant

When I was 5 years old I was subjected to tranny porn via this medium. I still remember the speech bubble of the one getting fucked. Something to the effect of:

>Oh Tracy! Fuck my ass harder! I'm cumming all over the floor!

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!
welp I guess there really is nothing new under the sun,

>VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend

>below is a picture of a (((man))) with a large nose

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1951: Sarra, you are not being very nice, leaving me all alone like this

>II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid

Fucking chad reee

that's fucking sick man. gaius and aulus, bros for millennia

I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!
kys irl fag

II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8767: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

Poor guy goes to war, kills all kinds of foreign degenerates, and only 6 women take his dick. We can't stand for this injustice.

Fucking this

>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
MGTOW in a nutshell

i came hear to post that. haha

Damn whores just didn't know perfection even if it walked right in the brothel doors

Quid fecit tibi stupri irrumabo dicunt animae meae parum canis? Iam faxo scias lectus caput meum genus in classe signaculis et iam plura arcana involvit Al Quaeda populationes et confirmavit super CCC necat. Crocodilus militiae exercitatum et ego sum in toto vertice US militum pellentesque. Tu mihi nihil aliud signum. Delebo te irrumabo cum praecisione similia quæ numquam visa sunt super terram, verbis meis attende in stupri. Putas me posse in stercore quod egredietur de Internet? Cogita iterum irrumator. Sicut contingentes arcanum meum locutus sum: exploratores estis trans USA et IP network of ordo est, ita nunc te, melius parandam hiems, vermibus. Deleo misellus exiguus vocas tempestate tua. Vestibulum stupri mortuum malit haedo. Possum quoquam quisquam, et interficiat vos septingenti super vias, et ultricies nuda manu. Non sum admodum exercitatum inermes pugna, et Civitatibus Foederatis Americae accessum ad totum Marine arma sua amplitudine, et illam miseram extergere asinum facie continenti parum stercore. Utinam potuisset scire nefas retributionem vestram "callidus" comment erat detraham te forsitan lingua habuissent vestri stupri. Tu non fecisti, nunc tibi solvit pretium, malique ineptus es. Ego cacas in ira super vos et ero vobis in obruent illam. Tu fucking mortuis, Kiddo

>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1812: Caesius faithfully loves M[…name lost]

>animae
fucking samurai

What was the hottest meme of Roman times?

Shit. I hope my bathroom stall writings get remembered for eternity.

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1904: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.

the ironing

Eat my shit, Caesar!

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
You could probably update the language a bit and post this on /r9k/ and nobody would be the wiser.

Oldtimer here. In college (90-94), we would scribble shit in the study cubicles among the book stacks. Incredibly racist and sexist shit. It was Cred Forums before Cred Forums existed.

>Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’
>shitposting
>yfw there were Australians in Pompeii

He got 99 Theses and a bitch ain't one.

ROMA
O
M
A

Holy fucking shit. This has to be fake. It has to be. Oh god this is golden.

Youngfag here. I took a calculus course in high school 3 years ago, and one of the books we used was old and full of funny scribbles. One of them was like "damn this book is old" and was dated 1995.

R O M A
O L I M
M I L O
A M O R

Kikes on pikes.

Shitposting is European culture, the Ancient Europeans shitposted through being rap kangz

youtube.com/watch?v=qef_aVikY9g

We need to bring back Word Squares as a new form of shitposting

It isn't, I assure you.

Actually, that's pretty dope.

>two thousand years later
>we still know they were best friends

plebs

pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti from Pompeii.htm

>I made bread
C U T E
U
T
E

the digits are telling us something I don't think were ready to hear

He/she was so proud of it.

>below a drawing of a man with a large nose
NO
FUCKING
WAY

[sweating intensifies]

Something deep down makes me feel warm and fuzzy that people 2000 years ago shitposted just like us.

2000 years from now historians will question what stepping on a lego meant

>7777
2000 years from now scholars will unearth the mythos of lord kek

I want to fuck that frog

2000 years from now historians will legitimately think people worshiped a frog to conjure meme magic.

nice digits by the way

>Herculaneum (on a water distribution tower); 10488: Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.

POOO IN LOO

>literal shitposts on literal boards

Now I'm picturing a guy in a toga smearing feces on a door as a Cred Forums banner and I can't stop laughing.

2000 years from now people will fully believe kek walked amongst us

838383 praise kek

Especially with those digits

praise be to the most high

>tfw 2000 years from now when the internet is obsolete and replaced with something superior there will be new kinds of historians who purposely browse whatever's left of our internet
>they will look at ancient Cred Forums shitposting much like how we're looking at ancient roman shitposting

good ole latrinallia

>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread
>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792b: Antiochus hung out here with his girlfriend Cithera.

They even had story threads.

bro eating sluts before penicillin was a death sentence

Where did my life go so wrong?

>what is
LONDON
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>IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; interior of the house); 5279: Once you are dead, you are nothing

>2000 years from now, ayylmaochan's probably going to have this same exact conversation

say something to the future, Cred Forums

they even had robots before robots existed

II.5.1 (House of Pascius Hermes; left of the door);7716: To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.

>lol the game

>be gladiator
>make bread
>have gf come over
>8/10 roman qt
>give her some bread
>then give her the D

>bread n chill

not dedicating the dubs to chaos

redemption through repetition

>a fucking leaf

>tfw I died before humans colonized even one other planet

I wish I had a qt3.14 xeno gril

mother of god
Nothing has changed

fuck my life man, niggers tounge his anus

checkem

Why Trump wants to deport such quality people?

Send me some lesbian alien sex porn from the future please

Ecclesiastes 1:9
The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

...

Benis

This

>when your shitpost gets interpreted the wrong way and people start dying and you gotta apologize and take it back

>Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!

Butthurt.

MY NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON I LIVE AT 123 FAKE STREET IN BOSTON MASSACHUSETS ON SEPTEMBER 21 2016 FIND WHERE I WAS BURIED AND CLONE ME I WAS BURIED WITH SOMETHING YOU NEED TO READ

Kek

>Pompeii girls were making dogs lick their pussies

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This thread is heartwarming

If they can clone you, they wouldn't need you at all.

They'll just take the item away from your corpse.

if you didn't build your own phreak box you don't know a thing about IRL shitposting.