Shitposting aside, we can all agree that pic related is better then the states?

Shitposting aside, we can all agree that pic related is better then the states?

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the dust hasn't settled yet

Ofc, we got all the benefits of being American without all the dogshit of acutally being an american

Canada is great
Once that herb is legalized, i'm buying a few ounces. A bit of hash, a bit of different strains of weed, a bit of oil
HOYP

You have Trudeau, who is actually worse than King Google.

No way in dicksville is Canada better than the US.

>not having six plants in your closet when im free to smoke my dope

Pretty much. Larger, wealthier and less violence.

I'll get a plant too just for decoration

Your entire government and populace is a bane to the rest of the world.

I win

yeah but we dont have trump

feels really really bad man

>bane to the rest of the world
>the only super power in the world
Tell me again why I should give a fuck about you useless countries?

nor have any ai gfs been delivered to r9k yet

good luck canuck

How is he worse?

No and stay the fuck out of vermont

superpower meme means nothing

You're kidding right? Is this some next level shitposting that even Aussies haven't discovered?

The ability to argue that Trudeau isn't the worst president/PM on the planet?

Canada is just goodAmerica

What do you do in canada?

reminder that canadian milk comes in bags

>if you fight the fire, it wins

desu, no

Yeah so what?

How though? Yes our economy is falling apart which isn't his fault not that he's helping though but other than that how? Juat because he acts like a cuck? Obama has destroyed your country. You have riots going on right now. We don't.

He talks about a bunch of shit, but in reality does very little in terms of policy.

Only in Ontario

I think everyone who lives there huffs petrol and smokes crack, given the posts from your country.

>tfw can't legally CC / OC a handgun

I fucking hate this country.

you know what

i have seen canucks use this defense so much
>your country is full of leftist filth
only in ontario :^)

To be fair, Obama has the United States back to the point where cops can murder googles whenever they want.

That's pretty based desu senpai

No it doesn't dummy
I'm sure you can find it, but i'm sure you can also find it in america and other places too
All I usually see are CARTONS

I genuinely like how only Canadians and Americans are in this thread

look, its fine
i'm sure only a small fraction of canadians drink bagged milk
i'm sure you've never even laid eyes on bagged milk
i'd go so far as to say bagged milk doesn't exist
but i'd be wrong

That's pretty unique. I wonder if we broke a record for most posters from two countries posting consecutively.

Am impressed.

Wtf I love Canadians now

Yeah, but you see, we have these things to put the bags into. Because we're a technologically developed nation. It's literally no big deal to us. I guess visiting Canada would be quite a shock for burgers.
>current year
>MILK STILL HAS TO COME IN CARTONS

Nah fuck Canada and fuck USA both shit tier countries with no ethnic identity.
I mean i guess they are great countries if you want to be a poor fag wondering the streets shooting heroin while the government gives you free food and cash for more drugs...

Weed man has just a result of their people, not an influence.

i'm glad you've come to terms with your bagged identity in a healthy fashion canuck

Mmmm fresh

>implying its not easy as fuck to be rich in either countries

So fellow North Americans, anyone else /comfy/

This one. leafposting, not even once. The fugging Brits seem based by comparison.

What really burns my balls is the 5 round magazine limit on centrefire rifles and shotguns.

Magazine plugs are pretty gay too.

Also our self defense laws are shit.

Then leave except where on earth would you rather go???

>you know what

Milk comes in bags because when it is -38 out and you don't have condoms you can take and empty one, cut off one end, rinse the whole thing out with water and use that.

I haven't seen bagged milk since I was 12 years old. I'm 25 now. And I've only seen it ONCE in my life.

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o shid i nearly forgot this was a no-shitposting thread!
refer to my info-graphic
reasonable discourse only please :))))

I'm pretty comfy.

This thread is so impressive. I've got half-chub.

#NotAllMilk

Leave it to Roo

Same, I like this. I feel like I'm a neighbor's house and we are having a sleepover, arguing over transformers or something benign.

Too depressed and lost to know at the moment desu.

Maybe Japan or South Korea... Inb4 weeb.

>Nah fuck Canada and fuck USA both shit tier countries with no ethnic identity.

Canada is a country made up of many legitimate nations.

>Anglo
>Quebecois
>Lower Maritimes
>Newfoundlanders
>The Métis Nation
>First Nations
>The Prairies
>The West Coast

Those are true Canadian nations.

I was driving down a really nice street today in my clean town, and realized that we did the whole immigrant thing right.

We only take in the smartest, most successful immigrants so we've ended up a country full of the most educated and brightest people from around the world.

We are truly a utopia, and will be the pinnacle of humanity before any other country even comes close.

O Canada.

Ah, fuck you ruined it

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>I haven't seen bagged milk since I was 12 years old. I'm 25 now. And I've only seen it ONCE in my life.

I've had bagged milk ever since I was a small child until this very day.

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north korea is literally a ticking bomb and you want to live right next to it?

>be American
>go to any major American city
>it's 50%+ nonwhite, congested as fuck, no culture, just a giant heap of google
>visit Canadian cities
>a few are half non-white but they are SAFE and CLEAN instead of being crime-infested hellholes
>the rest are pretty white

Canada is good

>Shitposting aside
Don't lie to me.

>tfw i was going to go to bed but don't want to leave the North American friendship thread

>inb4 a Mexican ruins the fun with his smell

>not getting milk in bags

Traitors.

North korea more likely to hit on america
Maybe kim jong-kun is still upset about the interview

>north korea
>being a threat to anything

This exact jug is what is in my fridge right now. Stop bullying milk pls.

>I was driving down a really nice street today in my clean town, and realized that we did the whole immigrant thing right.
>We only take in the smartest, most successful immigrants so we've ended up a country full of the most educated and brightest people from around the world.

Sure is great living on a street with no community because every single family is from somewhere else and has barely anything in common.

Oh wait, no. It's shit.

Only the White people interact at all, and just barely. That's less than half. The rest is Egyptians, Chinese, Blacks and Indians.

It's shit.

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shitposting aside...
we're fuckin tops cunt

>>it's 50%+ nonwhite, congested as fuck, no culture, just a giant heap of google

That's exactly what Toronto is.

post fridgepics
what are you hiding?
no... you couldn't possibly have...
bagged meat?!

Even Canadians don't want to live in Canada. Ever see a map of population density in Canada? 99% of all people live within like 200 miles of the southern border.

the only people who buy bagged milk are people who either use ot alot in cookong or their family drinks alot of milk.

Im single, living on my own. I dont need 3 bags of milk. I need 1 carton and it'll last me 1-2 weeks.

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How's that yellow dick Canacuck?

youtube.com/watch?v=eCS7qPuOXQI

Hell no shitposter, Zimbabwe is the best country.

>Im single, living on my own. I dont need 3 bags of milk. I need 1 carton and it'll last me 1-2 weeks.

That's not enough milk for a growing boy.

You frosty faggots. Fucking Scott pilgrim lookin ass Canucks. On the day of the rope you moose niggers will hang.

bloody oath

>Not getting prescription heroin personally handed out by Trudeau

I just checked real quick and my dick is still white.
Im still privileged and a potential rapist.

i'll fuckin snip you cunt

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I buy chocolate milk if its on sale

i like it here its nice

What kind of sand niggers snip cunts? Oh wait never mind.

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still cant change the fact that zimbabwe is best

They will hit America by hitting, what in their eyes is part of the american threat, South Korea.

They might not have much in terms of military, but they would be able to enrich the south fairly easily

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I'd rather have chinks and shitskins than faggots who buy cartons of milk.

>b-but I don't need so much milk

Stop being such a little bitch and drink it anyways.

youtube.com/watch?v=pbfBzWJVbX4

You know those milk dispensers in hotels, college cafeterias, ect? Those are typically filled with bagged milk. I assume they are probably cheaper and likely use less plastic.

>NK pulls out nukes
>US Anti-Missile systems shit on them
>Korea is united under one flag
>Long live South Korea

>but they would be able to enrich the south fairly easily
Not since like the early 80s. Nowadays USFK is more about holding the South back in case they do something rash rather than propping them up.

i don't believe they will ever pull the trigger unless something happens and south korea no longer has the backing of america
maybe madame president will go for the gun grab and in the ensuing civil war they'll finally attack lesser korea

Japan is better than USA and Canada combined.
>No Muslims
>No Minority
>People have self respect
>Streets aren't roaming full of retards
>It's rare to see a degenerate in Japan
>Beautiful country
>Intial D IRL
>The women are hot as fuck
>Food is great
>No crime because no niggers

>Japan is the best nation
Prove me fucking wrong
Pro tip: You can't

t-thats a lie!

great Zimbabwe is cool I guess
there's a theory that the queen of Sheba came from there

trips willed it

One out of every 10,000 women look like that.

The majority of Asian women are flat as a board and ugly as sin.

>no Muslims

then why are there mosques?

the shit posters are aboriginals , dirty fucking neechies.

weeb faggot

In 10+ years there will be no more japs, it becomes state 51 and 52

I had to stop scrolling and enter this thread, just to say fuck you leafer. Sorry

they're all goddesses

You live with your parents?

very nice, you passed inspection
but i've got my eye on you

Niggers

Sweet Jesus, I'm advocating FOR zimbabwe...
RIP Soviet Union, I still have the hole you left in my heart.

In 10+ Years USA will be half Detroit shit whole and half Muslim territory

In most parts it's the same fucking thing.

>keeping milk in the side door
Not supposed to do that user. Temperature is too warm in the door. Milk can spoil.

>no crime

Yakuza is the biggest organized crime syndicate in the world kek.

Not if you're rich. A few decades of trickle down economics has really helped the family business thrive.

WE'RE BUILDING THE WALL ON THE WRONG SIDE! #MAKECANADAPAYFORIT

>One out of every 10,000 women look like that.
Yeah that's true but even the average ones are qt3.14
>Pic related

I assure you my fridge was built by professionals who insulated the door and affixed a seal to trap in the cold.

Meh personal preference. I'll take a white or latina girl over an Asian any day.
I'm just looking out for you. Hard to get those gains with spoiled milk.

>Cartons

>I dont do anything weird like drink out of a bag or anything, I just use a fucking BOX

Jesus christ canada pls comit national sudoku

i used ur fukkin mums box last nite mate

Their are some good Asians for sure. Just feel like, compared to other races, they're the most rare.

thats with all their makeup and 1000 hours in the bathroom. date one and you will see a true horror

latina? fuck that, what if it has cochroaches

Guys, hate aside, what are the major differences between living in the US and in Canada?
I hope this hate isn't for real. I've always thought our country tries were like brothers. The US the bigger bro taking the lead and Canada always watching our back.

It's either latinas with cockroaches or Asians with SARS.

You realize all of those girls are covered heavily in makeup?

Redpill yourself on Asians bruv

Relax user. It's healthy bantz.

Think of it as a sibling rivalry. This thread is nothing but /comfy/.

I do love curling. Its just about the only social thing I do every week.

Yeah but the Yakuza are actually organized and aren't fucking degenerate like every nigger-gang in North-America.

I know pic-related is pretty far-fetched but still...

I still would though

i feel the same about blacks
asians at least have a low obesity rate

Yeah.

>yogurt tubes
>When your mum freezes them for a tasty summer treat

Shit dude, I gotta go buy some of those now

I forgot about blacks. I don't ever even consider them in the running since I absolutely hate black women with a passion.

I visited Canada

Its America with bad food

but you're also watching our back with Alaska thanks papa.

This was a shit thread anyway

but they can still be fuckable by looks, right?
i dont love their personalities either

are they all like we see in media? desu I have never seen a true pavement ape in my life

I'm just gonna claim pic related

rev up those digits because I'm gettin me a waifu

Anything but that fucking dwarf... Jesus christ

Congratulations, you're dating a midget.

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I live in Chicago so I have tons of first hand experience with blacks.

They really are awful. The amount of courteous blacks is probably about 5%. And even the 'educated' blacks are still rude.

The one thing I notice with blacks is they ALWAYS, and I mean ALWAYS, disobey walking signals. For whatever innate reason they refuse to stop for red walking signals.

so why didn't you talk to her instead of snapping candid pictures of her?

WITH KEK YOU KANT LOSE

Gimme the chocolate, Hisao.

Not my pics. Took from internet.

They don't shave and porn is censored.

>implying that's bad

OK big bro

>literally pulling entire economies up simply by making trade agreements with them
>the bane of the rest of the world
The people in our government are shit though. That's true.

Yea most of the africans here are new immigrants and hardworking. you guys must really be kicking yourselves over not picking your own cotton

Bane?

Guys how do I respond to my gfs bad dream?

Dick pics?

youtube.com/watch?v=hKggMAg7v1s

>You will never be an innocent, naive Canadian kid in the 90s ever again

BODYBREAK

Fuck off leaf.

youtube.com/watch?v=LHacDYj8KZM

>Pros
>lower drinking age
>barely anyone gets denied a gun license in canada after sending in an application, but of course restrictions apply...
>decent armed forces who are more than capable of extended combat duty should the need arise
>cold keeps the niggers docile for the most part
>age of consent is lower than US
>can't remember the last time Canada had a "mass shooting"
I really am jealous of the lower drinking age part but I'm turning 21 in 3 months anyway so it's no bother for me anymore... ;_;
>Too lazy to get a fake ID in highschool but had friends who did and bought for me, but still...

>Cons
>Higher taxes
>value of CAD is going down
>Chinks buying all the property in Vancouver will soon lead to a housing collapse like ours from 2008
>Lots of muslims moved to Canada after 9/11 because of fear of being assaulted and insulted for being part of a death cult
>Lots of muzzies living in the US now will flee to Canada if Trump gets elected, which is good for the US but bad for Canadians
>Ontario generally
>no CC in Canada
>chinks are literally buying Canada and Canadians are letting it happen
>Trudeau looks like a fool

We dont have mass shootings, true but weve had a few school stabbings

Yeah, you bet. If someone, for some odd reason, attacked Canada the US would probably rain hell on the aggravator.

youtube.com/watch?v=78rkP-_4L6E

I wish more people remembered old YTV and had it all properly archived. It's sad that so much of it has been lost to time. And on a personal level, watching this old stuff symbolizes something important to me.

You voted in Bush twice followed by a nigger twice and you're about to follow it up with a woman.

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The only time I've ever seen milk in bags was in Washington state.

>that's not true
>Young people in Japan are a minority now
>Nips want to be French so bad they get ill when they realize they can't
>Not sure which country that is a reference to...
>No, it's not. They sell fucking used panties in vending machines and have to make women only train cars because of all the old farts who can't keep their hands to themselves
>Subjective. North-western Territories look gorgeous.
>No it's not you weeb.
>No they aren't you weeb.
>Subjective. If you like noodles and pork then Polish food suffices.
>Japan has it's own version of niggers.

Having said that, milk in bags actually takes longer to spoil.

When was the latest one? I just came back from visiting Niagara Falls and going around boroughs near Toronto for a few days and the only thing on cp24 and any Canadian news channels were US events like the NY bombing and Trump leading the polls.

america has a certain spark to it canada does not have...dunno what it is but it makes me feel proud even though i aint even american.

I feel this as a Canadian too.

>Nips want to be French so bad they get ill when they realize they can't

No, they get Paris Syndrome because they think France looks like the way it does in movies like Breakfast at Tiffany's, not realizing it has become a 3rd world shithole overrun by niggers and moon coons.

they are the ones who have proven themselves to carry the torch of civilization just as the uk picked it up from rome

they better get busy building a new colony to pass the torch to because fucking guam aint gonna cut it lol

and if america fucks up and goes under...there is plan B

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/13/canzuk-after-brexit-canada-australia-new-zealand-and-britain-can/?WTmcid=tmgoff_soc_spf_fb&WT.mc_id=sf35809603

create a hyper power

Red pill yourself on pussy

>2016
>not living in a comfy Canadian suburb

feel sad for u bro

What, no yards?

That literally never happens. Learn how to do Canada right faggot before you go out and make a fool out of yourself trying to be around people.

>That guy looks Indian
>Probably doesn't want to talk to me because I am white
>Not going to bother talking to that douche then.

I have never seen anyone pair up with their ethnic buddies unless they are poor as fuck and in that case no one should give a flying fuck what they say anyway.


You want to know what the real threat to Canada is? American Culture.
The instant Americans made it "cool" being "gangster" was the instant we got crime rising in this country because it is nothing but sheep.

Canadians prefer their large yards in the back.

>letting britain in the shitposting union so they can flood us with terrorists

Sure but it's not like we're doing a great job over here or anything. Also Americans can carry weapons so there's that.

Canada is fucking gay. Atleast in the USA there are some faggot safehavens, but Canada is like one big San Francisco. Fuck this gay liberal shithole.

No, Canada is being used by immigrants to get into our country legally. That's why Canadian cities are quickly becoming little India. Canadian citizenship looks better when applying for American citizenship.

They don't care about your country, you're like a dirty motel for people who can't just cross the rio grande to get into the states.

If you go north of the Canadian side of Niagra falls, it's just poverty and neglected infrastructure.

Some of y'all are ok but most of you are emasculated socialists who's testicles wish to one day become ovaries.

I prefer jugs. I don't like the fact that the milk bag is open inside a fridge that might have meat in it. I fold the corner over but still.

Implying that niggers actually use crosswalks. Constantly see niggers walking out in traffic when a crosswalk is like 20 feet away.

>Fuck this gay liberal shithole.

Literally travel outside of the city, Mr. Mississauga and you see a whole different ball game.

> we can all agree that pic related is better then the states?

Two words: Demographic Winter

> Japan is the best nation
> Prove me fucking wrong
Two words : Demographic Winter