ITT: Prove you're not a google

ITT: Prove you're not a google.

Posting more Varg.

I know my father. He's still married to mom.

this

I have a job and know how to swim.

I listen to police officer's commands

>Can trace mother's ancestry back to English royalty
>Father was adopted
>Never asked about his birth parents
>Looks white as fuck but could be part google

help what if I'm part google and don't even know it?

I've saved 2 kids from drowning by diving in the water to rescue them before

I use firefox with yahoo as my homepage on gentoo

I can swim

ayyy man (smacks lips) why you be (shucks)why (jives) why you be axin ifn imma google(steals)

android sucks
chrome book sucks
google maps is actually really good inb4 you waves faggots

>(steals)
KEK

This
I don't hate Google I just don't want to live around them nor have my kids go to school with them

Tfw white and no parents but rich

parents are divorced, but i actually went to live with my dad because my mom was kinda crazy (and she is half black)

I'm not rooting for Hillary and I passed the Captcha.

kys google

Graduated college. Homeowner. No record

your white for an American

My dad's alive.

I like cops. A lot.

did he do anything wrong?

I'm STEM

No.

I married a woman.

I have a fucking job

I didn't ask KFC "how I'm gon feed muh kids" when the chicken ran out.