And so I’d just like to say to that portion of the electorate: Fuck you. No, seriously. Go fuck yourselves. I’m not gonna waste any more time trying to convince you that you’re about to do something you’ll regret forever. I’m not gonna show you old clips of Trump saying rotten things. I’m not gonna try to ANNIHILATE Trump by showing you records of his hypocrisy and greed. I’m not gonna link to a John Oliver clip and be like, “THIS. So much this.” Nothing’s gonna take down Trump at this point, so I’m not gonna bother. No no, this post is for ME. I am preaching to the sad little choir in my soul here.
Because while Trump is a miserable bastard, YOU are the people who have handed him the bullhorn. YOU are the people willing to embarrass this nation and put it on the brink of economic ruin all because you wanna throw an electoral hissy fit. YOU are the people who want to revolutionize the way America does business by voting for its worst businessman, a disgusting neon pig who only makes money when he causes problems for other people instead of solving them. YOU are the thin-skinned yokels who clutch your bandoliers whenever someone hurls the mildest of slurs at you (“deplorables”), while cheering Trump on as he leaves a bonfire of truly hateful invective everywhere he goes. YOU are the people willing to overlook the fact that Trump is an unqualified, ignorant sociopath because DURRRR HILLARY IS BAD TOO DURRRR.
Post your address and I'll come forcibly fuck you. MAGA, little bitch, if you like it or not, I'd prison sex you for the God emperor.
Jackson Brown
They only support him because he's not Hillary.
That's literally it.
Samuel Brown
>Go bleed out of their whatever
Jeremiah Walker
mfw I'm in a swing state and voting for Jill Stein
Bentley Thompson
They are committing mass an hero
>no net neutrality
>no Cred Forums
Juan Martinez
Acceptance is the last stage of grief OP, you never know, you might come to like living under Trump rule.
Brayden Campbell
DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
Nathaniel Smith
Trump is human waste. He is the worst of America stuffed into a nacho cheese casing, and he is emblematic of the kind of arrogant, flag-waving, trashy, racist moron that the rest of us have to DRAG kicking and screaming into the 21st century: Cliven Bundy, Sean Hannity, Kim Davis, and on and on and on. Trump voters are the people who have spent the past decade or so voting insipid obstructionists into office, sending death threats to anyone who even mentions the idea of gun control, demanding 100% tax cuts on millions of dollars they can only daydream about making, and getting suckered in by any Oil Party candidate waving a NO GAYS flag. Fuck them. These are needy hillbilly loons who are just as starved for attention as Trump himself. And voting for Trump is their way of emulating him, of saying FUCK YOU to everyone else as a mission statement, with no regard for the fallout.
Anthony White
Trump ran reform party in 2000 to change the civil rights act of '64 to include protections for gays and lesbians.
Hm. Between being shot with a 9mm and shot with a .22 I would rather choose the .22. That is the only reason why I like Trump more.
Worst case scenario, he's as bad as people think he is and he gets cockblocked by Congress whenever he tries to do anything and we get 4 years of a do nothing president.
Best case? He actually does good and stimulates the economy because he's a businessman.
Our other option is Hilary. Whom is White, Female Obama. She wants to import more mudskins, she idolizes Merkel and we all know how shitty Germany is these days. Imagine if all of the US became that.
Logically, there is no choice. The worst Trump can produce is better than the worst that Hilary can produce.
Ayden Jenkins
>Drew Magary
Another self hating white liberal
Same guy who said he spent his first year of college crying to his mom because he couldn't make friends. Shocking how this is how he turned out. Pussy.
Jacob Morales
Cred Forums isn't your personal blog. go back to plebbit you stupid cunt
and idk how stupid you have to be to unironically believe that someone can both be rich and a bad businessman
Josiah Brooks
Trump has consistantly paid women in his companies equal to or more than men in similar positions.
Connor Scott
>how stupid you have to be to unironically believe that someone can both be rich and a bad businessman So you literally know nothing about the real world then.
Get the fuck out of here, you edgy teenage fuck
Julian Wright
Reminds me of Jody Powell's "Open Letter to Reagan Voters." He used a much wider vocabulary of profanity than just "fuck," though.
Connor Bell
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Jace Rivera
Shit why did no one tell me. This would have been great ammo.
James Cruz
Hillary was a goldwater girl, meaning she supported a candidate for president with stronger views against black americans than david duke.
Gabriel Rodriguez
You're right about everything you say but wanna know a secret? He's still so much better than Hillary.
Joshua Gray
All that pasta and no fresh bread sticks
Matthew Miller
Copy pasta from an article
Kayden Peterson
His reform party run was all about single payer canadian style healthcare and gay and lesbian rights.
Notice how he says "repeal and replace" and not just "repeal".
At the rally last night he talked about fixing the economy to stabalize social security, rather than removing social second to save the economy.
Daniel Evans
are you a tard, everyone here's been all about trump since long before shillary rigged the democratic primaries
Camden Cook
Damnit you got me wanting some breadsticks now.
What are your favorite Breadsticks Cred Forums?
Blake Foster
>I’m not gonna try to ANNIHILATE Trump by showing you records of his hypocrisy and greed oh please do
Eli Roberts
>shills can't even come up with original pasta
Aaron Sullivan
You guys already tried claiming he was Hitler and you have already repeatedly said that you want us to die.
Austin Moore
Little Caesers
Noah Jones
that isn't an argument misses pissy pants
sorry but your insipid derailment tactics and appeal to emotion don't work here only logic
let me spell it out for you if you are a businessman your goal is to make money if you are RICH from being a businessman than you are GOOD ONE
try to use the very small logic part of your female brain rather than the emotion part
Ryder Bennett
How appropriate to use a Bush-era copypasta.
Ryan Sullivan
People take more risk when the status quo is untenable. Obama and the establishment had 8 years to make their case.
Nicholas Ortiz
Actually my state is guaranteed for Trump. I will still vote but only out of duty, it wouldn't really make a difference if I stayed home.
Hudson Sullivan
>Plot twist: Justice prevails and Hillary is indicted. >Hillary, Dump, and all over elites simultaneously shit themselves. >Hillary drops out because her brain "short circuits", so she can't testify. >Bernie Sanders back in the race. >The 1% finally loses their power.
Nicholas Moore
It's funny that you actually think you're part of the majority.
There's a reason why Trump is beating hillary. Theres a reason "social justice warrior" has become an insult. And political correctness is hated
You're on the wrong side of history and our children and their children will know how to avoid the mistakes we made in giving morons like you a pulpit.
But if you think you're so enlightened and progressive than why don't you put yourself to the test? Go on Cred Forums several hours every day for the next month and see if you still believe the same things you do now.
Angel Kelly
>you are right about everything you say
Swedecucks, ladies and gentlemen. The joke that keeps on giving
Jose Garcia
I honestly can't see why people don't understand that if you follow the money, Dump is ultimately loyal to the worst of the worst. They've both got their strings being pulled by the banks and special interests. Do people not see how much debt he has? Both candidates are shit. No question Hillary is far more dangerous than him, but Dump shouldn't get a free pass.
Charles Lewis
Sage and move on, anons.
Matthew Price
>Dump is ultimately loyal to the worst of the worst. Is that why (((they))) are all trying to stop him?
Asher Adams
doesn't matter. unless someone never started a business and just inherited everything rich = good businessman
John Martin
You have to have some good business sense in order to maintain that richness. Remember all the lottery winners that blow it all at once?
Colton Howard
>voting for the literal devil trumps just retarded, shitlery is the straight up devil you fuck.
John Baker
maybe not "business" sense but definitely good financial sense.
that's a good argument though for when I have to deal with idiots saying that the Don is bad with money and his "big" loan of 1 million dollars
Evan Hill
Trump hasn't made his money from DOING BUSINESS. He made his money from INHERITANCE and RIPPING PEOPLE OFF.
That makes him a bad businessman
Nathaniel Price
>Trump is beating hillary. top kek, so delusional
Anthony Sanders
srsly, they could seriously rile us up if they would put the slightest bit of effort into it. but nope, just a bunch of "OMG I can't even BELIEVE people like you EXIST".
I guess the problem is that anybody capable of evenly-matched meme warfare, is already here, gloriously shitposting.
we're like the Joker without his Batman :(
(or worse, Batman hit his fucking head and is now retarded, and it's not even fun anymore)
I didn't think anyone could ramble with out making any points or using arguments other than "fuck you i ain't explaining no nuffin eva"
Logan Williams
You must be 18 to post here
Luke Morales
good copypasta
Kevin Reed
Not an argument.
Jonathan White
idk if you realize this but considering how many business expenditures he went into it doesn't matter if he inherited money in the billions (which he didn't) he would have lost it all in all the years he's been a businessman. but no he made profit instead and his businesses are still making him profit also ripping people off is pretty much the ONLY thing businessmen do.
unless you can find a source showing that trump's net worth is actually lower than when he started out (which you can't) than you are simply wrong.
le >trump is a bad businessman argument is born out of ignorance and emotional bias. it has zero basis in fact or reality.
also, before you say it going bankrupt is a sound business move, evidenced by the fact that he's still rich and still runs several businesses
Sebastian Butler
wtf im a #HillaryHunchback now
Lincoln Ramirez
All l know, OP, is that Hillary will NEVER be my abuela.
Grayson Bailey
As a Hillary supporter, I get a little frustrated when I see people talking about this because I know it just makes you guys dig your heels deeper in the sand.
Saying this contributes nothing and it's a tragedy he got paid to write it.
Bentley Parker
Zero sage is a Zero.
Aaron Smith
you wouldn't be here on Cred Forums (which im guessing the existence of which you were informed of by your roddit pals) venting your frustration about the election otherwise
Ethan Rivera
I don't give a fuck if he says mean things. I don't care about gay marriage, abortion, drugs, niggers, etc.
The most important issues to me are immigration and the economy, and his views align with mine on those.
Not to mention the other option is Hillary, the most corrupt establishment scummy politician possible.
So yeah, I think I'll take my chances.
Carson Roberts
>Fuck you. No, seriously. Go fuck yourselves.
Wow, great argument Fagtron, you sure convinced me with those hot opinions.
Joshua Price
Ill go one step further.
If you vote for Hillary, you deserve to die painfully and over a prolonged period... and no one will feel any remorse when youre swinging by a noose in a public square.
Zachary Johnson
5/10 try a little harder next time
Ethan White
>I NEVER HAD ANY ARGUMENT TO CONVINCE YOU TO VOTE FOR A WORSE CANDIDATE SO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEE
Jaxson Cooper
>t. Trigglypuff
Grayson Roberts
CTR RP troll spotted
Juan Green
Sending in my NC absentee ballot request form tomorrow after seeing the google riots tear my town up.
Voting Trump. Fuck you.
Brody Foster
So you left CTR? Good for you
James Sullivan
>“THIS. So much this.” These words make me feel sick.
Colton Bell
I know that feel
Jacob Reed
I want to die anyway so like its cool if he causes the end of the world. Better than being killarys slave nigga
Elijah Flores
what are you gonna do about it faggot?
Lincoln Mitchell
Let her win, I want to see an american civil war before i die.
>"Im not waisting any more time on you guys" >proceeds to write an 50line assay
Yeah you tottaly don't care at all m8
Julian Long
>Jeb runs third-party
JEB SURGE!
Levi Price
underrated
Samuel Jenkins
Don't bother using facts to expain this "real world" claim of yours. Just curse and insult, like the rest of your regressive left.
Henry Long
Anything I can within the realm of sanity.
Leo Moore
No, (((they))) honestly think they are right. Meanwhile ((They)) of the Trump group are backed by the Nationalist Jews. Who have been working tirelessly for years to get people to realize what is going on.
We are picking a side of a coin. Its still a coin with its edges cut and i don't think anyone missed this nuance.
Ethan James
SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN
Kevin Clark
>ITT DEEP desperation Only 5 more days til the Great HRC Chokening. And it's still not even October
William Carter
its the same tired "argument" with these leftists. "You are wrong. So wrong in fact that I cant be bothered to explain how or why, or even give a single credible fact or source. What i can do is hurl profanity and insults until you realize it is impossible to get through to people like me."
William Edwards
Careful what you wish for, if America falls Mexico will be the first leech to go with it.
You're better off living in our shadow.
Austin Barnes
this is top tier manchild rage
Jason Mitchell
Denial Anger
Parker Russell
And so I’d just like to say to the record correcters: Fuck you. No, seriously. Go fuck yourselves. I’m not gonna waste any more time trying to convince you that you’re trying to put a Jewish lich in the white house. I’m not gonna show you old clips of Shillary dodging blame for her treasons and murders. I’m not gonna try to ANNIHILATE Killinton by showing you records of her sociopathic ambition. I’m not gonna link to an Alex Jones clip and be like, “THIS. So much this.” Nothing’s gonna take down Trump at this point, so I’m not gonna bother. No no, this post is for US. I am preaching to the resounding chorus of Kek.
Because while Hitlery is a miserable bitch, YOU are the people who have handed her the coronation. YOU are the people willing to embarrass this nation and put it on the brink of social and political ruin all because you wanna rig the election for a green-skinned, child-boiling witch. YOU are the people who want to revolutionize the way Americans relate to each other by voting for its worst degenerate, a disgusting, withered gila monster who only makes progress when she stands to make personal gain out of the deal. YOU are the thin-skinned pussies who clutch your rainbow flags whenever someone hurls the mildest of slurs at you (“cucks”), while cheering Seig Heilary on as she leaves a swamp of truly distorted lies everywhere she goes. YOU are the people willing to overlook the fact that Hellary Shitton is an unqualified, insidious sociopath because TRUMP IS ORANGE DURRRR.
Jaxon Adams
>Chooses the slowest horse >Upset when it loses Super cool story bro. Maybe next time you'll choose a non-shit Democrat.