I am starting to feel Kek's conversion take itself on me

I am starting to feel Kek's conversion take itself on me.

TO THE JUDEA CHRISTIAN GOD I ASK GIVE ME DUBS SO I MIGHT BASK IN YOUR GLORY

AND NOW I ASK THE FROG LORD KEK FOR HIS DARK BENEVOLENCE

GOD HELP MY SOUL

Neither have answered my prayer.

I am lost

Blessed be God and the holy trinity!

you have called the spirits of the unseeen. ommmmmmmmmmmmggggggggg if i could i would guard you user

Gods are a spook, and I don't even need dubs to know it.

Pathetic

Buddha

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Kek is the only god who answers prayers

Kek's decree is one of war. We must bathe in the blood of his enemies. WAR NOW

Now I'm confused, only thing I can think of is that they're one and the same

Fukken
Noice

This is the way.

You can't force it. Kek blesses you whenever he pleases, but he will be hesitant to bless you if you ask for his blessings forcefully.

No

You must have faith. Pleading is not faith.

That's the Avatar, and that's not a cross on his chest, but an ankh. You know, the Egyptian symbol from the same religion that spawned kek.

Keke will bless this post with dubs. Jezus wil give you singles

So close

holy shit did we piss kek off?

Look at it this way the Holy Trinity is GOD at the top and they have given god (small g) kek free reign