How to spot a liberal

They tend to have their lips parted and some teeth showing because they breathe through their mouths

>drinking coffee
Hot tea or go home

shouldnt you be getting penetrated by Russian rockets in that non war war that you have going on?

They cant keep eye contact for more than a second

>non war
>penetrated by Russian rockets
so which is it?

Low test liberal spotted

Why are her hands so greasy? It triggers me. Bet she touches a smartphone after that. Dumb whores.

Did she fucking smear butter all over her fingers? Why are they so greasy looking?

triggered virgins

She looks like a poo in the loo, they like to rub those lotions and potions on themselves.

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>borders are unamerican
>death penalty should be abolished
>everyone should be free to say anything except bad things i don't agree with
>Muslims are fine people. you should welcome the refugees into your neighborhoods and homes (but not me; just you)
>In Europe.....we should too!

I can keep going. As an expat in Japan, the other Americans I run into really test my patience.

Austrians are slav tier.

>t. Dieter Ivanomovich.

inb4 300 replies
Cred Forums is easier to troll than Cred Forums
>parsely, this, rosemary and thyme.

"I only watch alternative media for my news."

>that's just women
Yeah, that's what he said. Liberals.

maybe it's like that in america, doesn't mean it's same everywhere else.
Thank God for Slavic women.

women love their moisturising creams you permavirgins

>often flicking tongue out

>they are often found basking in the sun to regulate their body temp

> diets consist of small insects

>mfw I have thick rimmed glasses
The frame is hand-me-down from my uncle. I didn't care until SJWs started sporting them

You forgot:
>Canadian

Why is her skin so dark?

>the other Americans I run into really test my patience.

Please tell me these faggots don't try to spread their cancerous thoughts onto the Japanese.

I've been to the country and loved it because.. wait for it.. IT WAS JAPANESE

I fucking hate liberals

dread head beanies

>that's just women

And effeminate men - IE, liberals.

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You don't have to rape them in order to rape them

They're dating a Google.

You and me both. I have noticed that Japanese tend to agree on the surface to avoid conflict. But if you really dig down, a lot of them do not like foreign influence (that doesn't mean they hate foreigners as a people though).

It is almost as if they want to keep Japan Japanese. You wouldn't know it by the department stores and city life though.

Still, the cancer is spreading slowly I am afraid.

But Ukrains are not true Slavs. Not that it is bad, Ukrainian women are prettier than Russian ones for sure.

your thinking of jews

They tell ppl they have a black friend when it's only the barista who makes their espresso at Starbucks.

>Still, the cancer is spreading slowly I am afraid.

Do the media outlets show stories of the chaos happening in Europe because of mass immigration from the Middle East?

If I was Japanese I would be so fucking far right nationalist it's unbelievable.

Hopefully some rich Japanese guys promote Japan staying Japanese

Pretty much all whites who drink coffee are blue pilled. You knows who picks up coffee beans right?

Now let me give you another secret: everything you touch leaves thousands of skin cells containing DNA.

They don't have jobs.
Post on the internet all day.
Rarely leave the house.

Why do men even wear pyjama tops at all?

In my room I just sit nude.

If my girlfriend is around I just wear shorts.

Here's a secret for you: water

What does water have to do with anything?

... says the sucker of the Jew-media cock.

>pic
Man everytime i see this fag i want to punch hin in the face.

Don't forget: you are what you eat.

Undeniable proof that coffee drinkers are niggers

Yuu are not the only one. Such a socialized cunt. I am sure all his views are very PC and approve by Hillary.
He probably also enjoys "polite conversation" and dreams of studying in Hardvard law.

>drinking coffee is blue pilled

Why do we even let Swedish posters on Cred Forums

That's where you belong

>tfw I sometimes hold a cup with both hands
wtf? I hate borders now

are u a gril?
Pls respond

Sorry to spoil your coffee breaks with a small dose of reality, Stacey. Your capitalist society built on nonwhite labor disgusts me.

spbp

Please respond

>dose of reality
>DNA doesn't break down under high heats (boiling water)
>not using a filter

Sweden you're just a massive moron, go back to your shed

spotted the liberal

I fucking hate cunts who do this, if course it's a kike

You think a filter will stop DNA? hahaha

And no, just boiling water is not gonna break down DNA.

I knew kwans were ignorant, but this is just hilarious.

calm down Skype

Based

ez

it's time to gas the kikes

The males will always have a weak jawline

Gas the skypes

It's always Skype.

what is this? is it some new meme for jews?

fuck off you dirty goog

>"Only white people can be racist."
>"White genocide is a conspiracy, but we need to end whiteness!"
>Bursts into tears when a black person gets shotby police even if the guy was waving a gun or something
>"Race doesn't exist, but cultural appropriation is terrible!"

Say "objectively" every 5 seconds.

> Will virtue signal to friends at a party about how a place is "Too white" or "I can't wait till whites die out", yet when asked "What is wrong with white people being here, this is an ethnically white country/Why is whites dying out a good thing" they sperg and realise they've been parroting insane rhetoric all this time without question.

They don't play in bands, they play in "collectives"

> I.e. 20 ever changing members who play in a low-energy indie-synth-noise act because non of them commit to anything, despite non of them having a full time job

On the topic of jobs, the ones who do have a real job will be a social worker, or might work in media.

Many however cite this as their profession:

> Yeah, I'm an artist, my exhibition just earned me £50 in a gallery (otherwise on the dole)
> I graduated from uni 9 months ago and I'm a feminist blogged. I've only earned £25 so far (AKA, I'm on the dole)

These are just a few examples I've heard off the top of my head

I've only ever seen white Americans do this. Like nobody else does this, one bitch was even whining about how hot the cup was, bitch are you crazy? Use the fucking handle.

uncommon?

Problem glasses
Short unconventionally colored hair
Studies some sort of liberal art in college
Highly opinionated on things they don't understand fully

I see a lot of libs working in hipsterstores that sell weird shit to other hipsters.

I really hate Israel

Ever held a cup of coffee on a cold winter day bong?

DNA is fragile as fuck.. can't use a pipette to pick it up or it breaks into a bajillion pieces.

t. Chemist

retards, this two hands thing is a forced fucking meme being pushed by some supreme gentleman

sage

>Almost all have achieved postsecondary degree
>Many have achieved graduate degree
>Live in vibrant urban centers
>Have high-paying, generative jobs
>Will be the share of this generation whose history is recorded and passed on

hey I'm not a liberal my hands just get cold these days

>Septum ring
The sign of a SJW.

This

The biggie: Open relationships

They all seem to be in open relationships. I used to be on OKCupid and saw a few of these very obvious feminist girls on there. They usually had a link to their bf's profile (e.g. I am in an open relationship with QuaintSoupKitchen, or some faggy name like that)...so naturally you'd follow the link.

> The pic was always some skinny cunt, or a pudding faced softboy, neither having a jaw
> Always had a sad, defeated look in their eyes
> Often mentioned their "low confidence/self esteem issues"
> Part of me genuinely felt sorry for them, but it was overridden by my contempt for them.

Now the girls were often heffers, but you also got a fair few of them who were average looking and the odd one you'd actually bang, purely based on physical attraction. And it made me think; why is it always these sorts of guys in open relationships, but such a range of women.

That is because, despite all the conditioning these girls get concerning "toxic masculinity", it cannot override millions of years of evolution. They can't fully commit to these guys as they are emasculated wimps. That's why they need other men to satisfy them, and their bf's can either share their partners or do without. If they got with an assertive, well paid, hard working man who they could only having in a monogamous, more traditional relationship, half of them would drop their losers like a hot turd.

I think we can all find a bit of joy in the hell these cucks have to live:

> It's Saturday night
> He sits alone browsing Salon.com; his gf is out on a date with another guy. She won't be coming home tonight
> He's fully aware that she is getting railed again this weekend.
> But his loves her, right? Despite their choice. Guess that makes him the real man here
> "I'm dismantling the patriarchy...somehow"
> And it's an open relationship, so he can date other women too
> Opens OKC...no replies again, oh well maybe tomorrow

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DNA is not gonna be all on its own. It will be in the skin cells that are mixed in with the coffee. We are talking about thousands of skin cells so the likelyhood of not getting the DNA of the people picking them up is about null.

Voices:

> Men: Effeminate lisp
> Women: Vocal fry
> Implying there are more than 2 genders

I cringe Everytime
How many numales do you reckon did this faggot shit? I think about this often

They aren't here, with us.

you never had the makings of a varsity athlete

>crazy eyes/stares
>mouthbreather
>usually apple-product consumer
>can't dress acceptable
>don't have acceptable hairstyles
>following the latest fashion trends
>feminin appearance for men
>hip and trendy for women

that's not a cup of coffee though