Help plz

Hey Cred Forums, I was retarded enough to sign a lease to live with several decent people and an acknowledged nu-male SJW. I know that it's unrealistic to expect peace among anyone who thinks the googles are here to help, but here's the fix I'm in:

>Everyone in the house, socializing, everything going fine.
>SJW states non-sarcastically, that everyone against abortion should have been aborted in the first place.
>I contest this notion, not too seriously but enough to draw his squinty eyes to my abhorrent dissenting opinion.
>Demands I take it back or I'm "intellectually assaulting" him or some convoluted shit like that.
>Refuse, naturally.
>His poor reasoning aside, I've got like four inches and 60 pounds on this fruitcake.
>Fucker leaves the room and comes back to with a fucking ball-peen hammer, raised above his puny head.
>Perfectly aware that I can probably take him down, but I refuse to even slightly risk ending up brain-dead or in jail.
>Backpedal to my room with nu-male in-tow, not chasing, but following.
>Fucker hits my door after I close it, leaving a dent, roommates staring in shock.

Obviously this fucker needs psychological help or a few rounds under Tyrone in lockup, but I don't have the time or resources to get bogged down in a civil or criminal suit ( broke medfag here).

What can I say to the authorities/landlord to get this lefty nut-job out of the house?

Regarding evidence, I have the testimony of multiple witnesses and the huge-ass dent in my door.

I live in Ohio if that helps, so bring on the crystal meth and shitty driver bantz. Thanks brehs

You should get everyone to agree to kick him out and call the police.

Fucking beat the fuck out of that cuckold, easy as that.

shoulda just grabbed his hammer and beat him with it

1. Secretly set up cameras in the house.
2. Sell it online
3. Possibly profit while letting the world know he's psycho

>be american
>Dissagree
>enemies for life

Report him to the police you tard. You have witnesses.

Such a contentious people.

Another option I would suggest is getting a taser and randomly giving him shock therapy so he's afraid to come near you.

Psychologically this should stop him from actually hurting you because he mentally associates being near you and extreme stress.

Invite some religious googles over and maneuver the conversation where he'll flip out again. Record the googles betting up a small Man child . Profit

>something that disproportionately kills niggers
>not supporting it

It's 2016

I am disappointed that you did not shoot him.

It's really sad
I've watched lots of friendships end and even lost a friend this year over disagreements because of politics and whatnot
Worst was that the friend I lost misunderstood what I was saying and took it literally when I was playing devil's advocate

I've never had a conservative cut me out of their life due to political disagreements, and we've had quite a few.

Liberals will end decades of friendship over problematic language or differences of opinion.

If anyone ever threatens you with a weapon, put them in the fucking ground.

tell your landlord about the incident plus you have witnesses, tell them you will get the police involved if they don't remove him

I have had a similar experience, its very simple to solve.

Report him for threat and intimidation and once you have that report fuck him up mercilessly if he comes at you again.

You wont get into trouble for it at all. Make sure you are the one to call the police first after you fuck him up.

saying it's just a disagreement is trivializing the issue. these leftists want to destroy everything the usa was founded on. there simply can't be any compromise since these people can't even agree on the fundamental level what the usa is about. it's probably going to end up turning into a civil war

Youre going to have to cuck yourself and say you fear for your life or some shit lite that.

If you have multiple witnesses, simply report him to the police, or talk to the other people living with you about kicking him out because you don't feel safe with him around since he threatened you

Dude as if you'd want to leave a situation like that. Sounds fun as fuck. I can never even find an SJW on the street to argue with.

>SJW states non-sarcastically, that everyone against abortion should have been aborted in the first place.
>I contest this notion, not too seriously but enough to draw his squinty eyes to my abhorrent dissenting opinion.

Well he's wrong in his notion, but Abortion itself is a good thing since it mostly targets Minorities. You should have accused him of racism and a wish to genocide googles.

This. Anyone who starts shit with a weapon automatically forfeits their right to not be put in a coma.

>all-peen hammer, raised above his puny head.
Man up you goofy fuck.
This cunts probably running your toothbrush under the toilet rim now.

>Beat the fuck out of him you beta fag

Where at in ohio user? Id be interested in intellectually assaulting this fella if it is not to far.

lucky to be rid of such a retard

>OP gets chased around by autists
kek

Call the cops. Get a restraining order. Sue him in civil court.

Good for you then, you dont need or want friends like that.

My core group of friends are the same people I was friends with in primary school and we have had many arguments, even physical fights and they are still all my friends more than a decade later. Those are the friends you need.

But when it comes to abortion in particular, there is no objective answer, and therefore all views should be respected to a degree.

I understand where you guys are coming from and i'd probably advise the same to someone else usually, but if you're defending yourself in court on potentially serious charges, you've already lost

>inb4 Trudeau posting

>asking Cred Forums for advice

I hope so.

This is good advice. The only part I'd change is that you absolutely should get the police involved before going to your landlord.
Good luck to you.

But you can't. It's inherently a divisive issue. It's like if you saw people killing toddlers and they said it was ok because they really aren't people yet. You don't have shades of gray on the stances of people. It's either murder or it's nothing. These are hugely conflicting viewpoints that can't reasonably coexist.

>these leftists want to destroy everything the usa was founded on
The cycle continues. Have fun being an antisocial wizard for the rest of your withering existence.

the topic of abortion is irrelevant. he would have reacted in a similar manner if any of his views were resisted

You are in the USA, and the guy is too stupid for his own good.
Hint:
> "Officer, he was visibly angry, coming at me with a hammer, i have witnesses, it was legitimate self defense."

Tbh you don't have a criminal or civil case on your hands, but if your roommate approaching you with a raised hammer doesn't convince your fellow roommates that this dude needs to go, then you need to leave. It's one thing to put up with idiots, but sperglords like this will snap at any moment.

Wait for him to take the lead, beat the crap outta him and claim self-defense.

1. Beat him up anonymously one day when he comes home (bag over his head and swing away).
2. Leave him alone. He will just find something else.

This is the problem with SJWs. If I think an SJW is wrong, it ends there. If an SJW thinks I am wrong, I am also a horrible person

It's a real shame. I personally feel friendship should always be above ideology. It's only once ideology turns into action you can start revving up the helicopter engines.

t. An open NatSoc fascist who is just about to go for a joint with his wetwipe liberal socialist mate

>tfw my lefty friend and me are bro for life even after several years apart
The fact that I saved the guy several times from his own dumb decisions might have helped, but our relation survived me telling his GF that I didn't believe she was raped in high school after she told me she reported to the police and they didn't believe her.

Beat his ass
Call the police and say it was self defense
Make sure nobody is around and be the first one to call the police

>be american
>have the second amendment to shoot crazed fags welding ball peen hammers violently charging you
>live in a start that isn't vehemently against the american constitution
>don't use to to shoot charging flamingos with hammers

Why didn't you believe her?

...

Gather up your boys and fucking ruck it out with the cunt.

>police not believing a case of pedophilia
>in canada
Story made no sense

Has jew been wordfiltered to google?
jews
jewish
(((they)))

So who in this story is the nu male?

Dudebro, as soon as he comes at you w a HAMMER its off the chain.

Step 1 drop him like a sack of shit

Step 2 call the cops and get him arrested.

You just embarrassed all of us user

faggot

you were well with in your rights to kill him you were in your home, had reason to fear for your life or well being, you retreated and attempted to remove your self from the situation and he followed you when you attempted to do so. Tell the cops what happened. that is at least attempted assault with a deadly weapon. which is a felony.

wat how?see

If you have a lease agreement with him, you're probably fucked. Cops can't make him leave unless he violates the terms of the lease. Depending on the state laws that is.

If you can make him vacate in his own will that's your best bet.

>say the corrupt part of the 1% is disproportionately jewish
>Girl who was cooking approaches me with a knife pointed in my direction
>"So what there are bad white people too"
>say "I'm just saying"
>walk out of the room before she gets close
>tell her later "Don't ever fucking point a knife at me again."
>"OMG I wasn-"
>"I don't care. Don't ever point a knife at me again."
We haven't talked since

you fucked OP, you had an opportunity to legally drop him assuming you had access to a firearm. Now you have a man that wants to kill you and you will forever be looking over your shoulder.

This documented posting negates your opportunity to ever eliminate this threat without facing premeditated murder charges. Just in case you do try to kill him in the future, I have guaranteed you will go to prison and be ass fucked by Jamal.

>welcome to Cred Forums. u dun goofed.jpg

You can get him for damage to property for sure since there's physical evidence and witnesses. maybe communicating threats, but you'll have to go to the magistrate ok that one to take out a warrant for yourself since the officers didn't witness the event.

Sent a hint to the FBI about you blackmailing OP.
>welcome to Cred Forums. u dun goofed.jpg

Only liberals

Conservatives yell at each other, get over it and then were cool

Liberals pussy around problems until the pandered side goes insane

The strong should fear the weak and if your argument is weak but you still stand by it, prepare for confrontation

6/10

>abort those against abortion
Just... Just how can someone be such a blind fool? Do these fucks just not understand what hypocrisy is?

I say poison him. Seriously, just poison him. Make him some "racial harmony tea" as an apology, and lace it with ricin. Take the body far way and dump it somewhere it won't be found.

Could it be that she were just chopping vegetables or something? And you overreacting like a sperg?

>Only liberals
>Conservatives yell at each other, get over it and then were cool

see
>saying it's just a disagreement is trivializing the issue. these leftists want to destroy everything the usa was founded on. there simply can't be any compromise since these people can't even agree on the fundamental level what the usa is about.

Your argument is weak. Pls stand by it

He has established dominance. If you can't beat him, you'll always be seen as the beta male.

If he smokes tobacco then it would be better to poison him with nicotine. Easier to obtain as well.

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>His poor reasoning aside, I've got like four inches and 60 pounds on this fruitcake.
What? You compared dicks?

you are a faggot, you should of hit him...

4 inches and 60 goddamned pounds.
Now THAT's a chode!

Well nicotine won't really outright kill or even harm him unless in insanely high doses. People smoke cigs all day, yet it takes years to kill them.

I just know that there is no way I would deal with the guy. He needs killing. Some kind of undetectable poison. Or OP could make it look like suicide.

>smother him with pillow (the weak lefty probably can't fight OP)
>Hang up noose
>Put already dead lefty in the noose.

The coroner will find that he died of suffocation/ asphyxiation and the method of actual killing will compliment this. Plus, perhaps hijack his Tumblr and post a "farewell" ambiguous suicide message.

This.

Oh i would of loved to help you kick his ass but ik we cant. Report it

Nu-males aren't nu-males if a dominate male is present. I hate to use all of that "alpha beta" terminology but betas always capitulate to "alphas."

In my final year of college I ended up dorming with three hardcore liberal art students and by graduation they all had Hitlerjugen haircuts and preached NatSoc. At first they would get pissy and slam shit around like your nu-male did, but I flexed, and so must you.

He is slamming around like a wild jhooti because he thinks he CAN, because he doesn't think that anybody will challenge him. You need to show him that you won't tolerate that kind of shit from a roomate. The best part is that you don't even need to fight, people avoid fights 99% of the time, so all you have to do is get in his face next time he trips, I can almost promise you that he will shrink down and capitulate. If you're a weak lanklet then this won't work.

He acts out like a little baby because he never had a father who turned him into a man, so unless you're going to kick him out, you basically need to step into that role and show the adult male how to be an adult male.

Tldr: Idk teach him about stoicism or something, we need WWIII bad

No no no. Nicotine is mad toxic.
All you need is a 50g pack of tobacco, and then just boil, sift and boil to concentrate until you get a thick sludge. Use gloves though, it's absorbed through the skin.
Heart stops in minutes. If the victim is a smoker, case is closed without much investigation.

I think you can buy concentrated nicotine liquid (for vaping) online too. No need to cook shit up yourself. If the fag vapes, just spice up his shit with extra nicotine.

This is good to know.

Buya chopper and have a doctor on speed dial i guess
Mad City

Man down, where you from
google?

>not comparing dick sizes to see who punches first
Nofight detected

You should have decked his ass when he brought out the weapon and tried to assault you. Chances are, after that display, the others may walk out on the lease knowing clear well they are living with a psychopath.

Fuck who you know where you from my google

>file name

2/10 bait

OP please tell us you've reported him. This would be a major defeat for him and his worldview.

Who cares if abortion is murder? If you think the death of all niggers is a great idea, then you should be for abortion.

Look at the founding father here

You sound like the numale in this history

Get a restraining order. it will take about an hour at a court to get but there will be nothing he can do once he is served with it

>civil war

That's the best possible result for the right. They have all the guns.

That was assault with a deadly weapon. You did everything right except for one thing. You should have called the police immediately. He would have been given a based, eye opening experience of spending some time in jail with some diversity like a man named Tyrone. Tyrone don't care that he is a nu-male. He just wants to see said roommate of yours bent over. Don't ever let anyone, especially a nu-male, threaten you with a deadly weapon. Had said nu-male roommate pulled hammer on me, he would either have a fixed bayonet to his throat or be staring down the barrel of a 12 gauge. Never submit to these soy filled manlets. Don't play by their games. In your case, you could easily have had him arrested, especially with a room full of witnesses. Try to recreate that similar situation in the future. If he pulls the same stunt, call the police immediately. See how nu-male reacts when cops come.