Daily reminder to praise KEK

No it's not, not in Canada at least.

Oh great kek bless us with your endless wisdoms and repeating digits

Praise Kek

Praise be upon Him. May these digits give Him power to influence our world

DEAD THREAD NO DIGITS
ABANDON
KEK IS NOT HERE
ABANDON
NO DIGITS
KEK IS NOT HERE

KEKS FOR THE KEK GOD!

MEMES FOR THE MEME THRONE!!!

Praise be to him

Whatever you say pal

YOU ARE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF
KEK SEES THROUGH YOUR SILLY GAMES
DIGITS DONT JUST COME WHEN YOU WANT THEM
HERETICS, ALL OF YOU.

There you go your repeating digits.

Happy now?

He has spoken

No no no you foolish child. THIS is how you do it.

I SPEAK THE TRUTH, THIS IS WHY YOU LEAVE NOW.

kek isn't real

what did he mean by this?

Oh no

I saw this about an hour ago
bbc.com/news/uk-politics-37431509

What did the BBC mean by this?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37431509

Cred Forumstards in a nutshell:

youtube.com/watch?v=PKpH-yrW1kY

Leave my thread right now you cuck

Hear me O' Lord, grant thee humble servant the blessings of KEK

We should create a Kek prayer similar to the Lord's prayer.

I guess He would like it.

fucking autists

Offer me the strength to carry on, oh lord KEK. Praise KEK.

Praise kek

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>When Hillary loses, the Reddit and Tumblr tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent glory that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads (reddit) and rage posts (tumblr), and drink deep of their whining. When they actually start livestreaming their own suicides and self-mutilation, I'll know true ecstasy.
>I don't think my penis will ever be harder than it will be when a million fedoras and landwhales cry out in itty bitty we wuz khangz/religion of peace penis fury simultaneously.
>They'll try to convince themselves it was a rigged election. They'll try to convince themselves that the neo-Nazis had pulled a fast one on them.
>"We will riot!" They will say. "World War Three!" “American Holocaust!" they will cry.
>Time will pass, and they will do nothing because they only talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything
>But best of all, none of their bitching will balm the pain of knowing that their Queen, their hero, will go down in history as an embarrassment, as an amusing footnote at best, as the back stabbing traitor who lost to Pepe the Frog. The entire nation KNOWS that Trump is a loud mouthed asshole, that he’s practically bathed in the tears of millions of spics and liberals, and his administration will surely be mired in every offensive thing he’s ever spewed. But all this only drives home just how little the American people think of Hillary. After all his bullshit, his bigotry, his racism, they STILL see Trump as being superior to Hillary. When the denizens of Reddit and Tumblr come to this realization, they shall know true, soul-crushing, all-encompassing despair. Exquisite shall be their pain. I will look into their eyes and watch their spirit break, and won't reach my climax a moment sooner.
>I need to fap.

Praise kek almighty.

THE HERETIC IS TELLING THE TRUTH!

KEK HAS NOT BLESSED THIS THREAD!

SHUT IT DOWN!!

Why is kek so poerfull and wise?

trips get

啥滴蜡

you sure kek hasn't blessed this thread?

Praise kek. Please guide Trump to a path of victory.

Taking time out of my day to praise the Greatness of Lord Kek.

P R A I S E
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This thread has been a complete disaster.

NO a single GET right for Kek.

Has the bringer of light abandoned us?

Is he mad at us for not praise him properly?

What do we do?

Praise Kek, by his will may soros suffer a very painful death!

One does not receive gets by asking for them
One can only be graced by them in times of need

Continue to Praise him. He is a god of chaos there no predicting why or when he may or may not grant repeating digits. If able, make a shrine and sacrifice something on it or make an offering of something nice he may like.

This thread is proof that kek is all luck, check my digits from jesus