Australians

>Australians
>only race in human history to lose a war against fucking emus

Fuck off bacon strip, you're losing to rapefugees

Get fucked cunt

guys don't fight

we're so tired

Australians aren't a race and Australia is the only continent with emus.

What happened to your leaf and why are you lying down?

yes australians are a race, an inferior sub species of anglo

Does your grandfather/father know you're out of the basement lad?

DELETE

Bro, it is pretty well known that Emus only fight those they deem worthy. Our losses may seem collateral. But have Emus ever summoned shitty fake Germans to the fields of death and honour?

No.

t. Slav/e/

2500/20000 = 12.5% emu casualties for no losses.
How is this a loss?
>Almost as many dead emus as splattered gooks at LongTan

Strayans get on the booze, grab a coupla Vickers and hose the fuck out of the wildlife for S&G, no damage done and no Greenies to give a shit.
>Sweet.

>Austrians

The Chinese during the hilariously named Great Leap Forward decided to kill all sparrows because they attacked their crops.
Plot twist: the sparrows ate grasshoppers, whose population grew uncontrollably after the sparrows were gone, and they razed the fields leading to a major famine. I'd say the sparrows won. So, Australian bros, you are not alone in your quest to end bird dominance over our planet.

Have you ever tried to fight an emu m8? Those cunts are dangerous!

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>Australians
>only race in human history brave enough to start a war against fucking emus

I'd like to see you try you fucking daft cunt.

emus are highly intelligent, stealthy and adaptable op....

they are natures perfect killing machines

Can you eat emus?

ireland lost a war against potatos

No, emu only eat you

A moment of silence for our fallen Aussie comrades.

Emu bird people when.

>being new to this

Has /pol's avg age dropped below 20 over the last year? I've been absent.

Little do you know...

>be Austrian
>start and lose not only one but TWO world wars