HAPPENING: SCHOOL ON LOCKDOWN AFTER CLOWN SIGHTING

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fucking awesome
I love clowns

all these clown sightings are viral marketing for "IT"

I was poised to report this as a slide thread, but then: it's real. Shit's scary, yo.

This is so cool.

this

Same thing happened in the UK a while back. I was in sixth form at the time, and we had a whole assembly about it. "Do not approach the clown, call the authorities".

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Better shoot them all on sight, just to be on the safe side.

>Clowns declare war on humanity

Can this year get any more fucking ridiculous?

>wtf I love spooky posting

Did the clowns actually do anything ?

When was the last time you saw a clown at a party? I'm just happy these poor bastards finally have a gig

This slide thread proxy samefag circlejerking.

Go kill yourself. Nobody reasonable gives shit about this.

If you must make edgy "i wanna suck dick" threads do it on /x/

Send in the clowns

>discount vodka nigger with stick in ass

How is this Cred Forums related?

people hope that googles get killed

KEK
Why are Americans so scared of everything? Fucking pussies lel

BREAKING!

CLOWN HAS BEEN CONFIRMED TO BE INFAMOUS SCHOOL SHOOTER SAM HYDE

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Newfag

>be american
>get raped by clowns

Didn't know this was a thing.
It's news related.

Thank god the news is on guard to keep us safe.

>A fucking leaf
Marketing is not a news material or an issue.

Things Amerisharts are afraid of:
the number 13
the number 666
clowns

We had that too, they were beating people up with bats and shit

Don't forget to sage then you piece of shit

>a school lockdown isn't news

go be a hall monitor elsewhere faggot

Can't the locals beat the shit outta them?
In these costumes they're in disadvantage

Clowns make me angry for some reason.

Its fucking viral marketing for the new IT movie. How stupid are these people?

>Be Amerishart
>Be be scared of fucking clowns

LMAO

Who is doing this

It's a thing only slavs would do imo

too much twisted metal maybe

Im starting to understand why poles get killed so often here

Cummies

I'm hoping 2016's silliness goes out with a great big bang.


The clowns have been doing this for weeks now. They allegedly tried luring children into the woods,

these clown sighting have been happening YEARS before the IT remake was even a thing.

>amerishart
>be clown

>going toe to toe with the planets apex predator
It's like you want to die, user

>it

Why are you talking like a retarded tumblrina who doesn't want to assume the gender of someone?

Forget the race war we need to kill these damn clowns!

Found the clown.

We're onto you, kid.

Things Germans are afraid of:
The number 6,000,000

Go to bed, Stephan.

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